Raycen
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Joined 06-20-10, id: 2412570, Profile Updated: 05-17-13
Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.

Hi, I'm Ray, i love to read ( always seen with a book) and write. On summer weekends I go down to the bay and hangout on my boat, sit on the beach and (yes you guessed it) read. I also go spring camping with my family and read

I read historical romance novels in my free time :P and read online manga and try not to laugh at the fact that i've read so many manga, the new ones seem clique.

I am in college going into my second year.

I'm obsessed with vampires, werewolves, and faeries.

The anime that i like: InuYasha, Naruto, Bleach, Prince of Tennis, Case Closed, Full Metal Alchemist, Ranma 1/2, and Rurouni Kenshin.

The manga that i like: Fruits Basket, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Kitchen Princess,and Dragon Eye.

Book series that i like: Vampire Academy, Meredith Gentry, Mercy Thompson, and any book or series by Jeaniene Frost.

My favorite foods are clementines and white peaches.


Random Shit

God, please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill. Courage to kill the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have pissed me off today.

There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back

'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.'

'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... He hates that.'

'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'


THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several
bullets to the chest.

15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and enjoy the film. (soap operas and kleenex are optional)

16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

18. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"


mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.


The moment Kagome woke up was the moment she realized that Itachi was gone and there was someone opening the door to his room.

Kagome sat erect, the silken sheets drooping past her form as the door slid open with a long creak.

Shisui Uchiha had seen many things in his life, some horrifying, some weird, some random and some he just didn’t even want to remember.

But this was the first time- Shisui actually didn’t believe his eyes.

No.

He definitely wasn’t seeing.

His chibi.

Wearing Itachi’s shirt.

In his bed.

It must be the lack of the sleep… He assured his frantic psyche that was about to disembowel his favorite little cousin.

So Shisui watched as the hallucination stared at him, got out of bed and hopped out the window without a word.

Shisui closed the door, slowly feeling as if he had just imagined the most horrifying experience.

Maybe Itachi was playing some sick genjutsu on him again… yeah, that was definitely it.

XxX

“Itachi.” Shisui’s booming voice resounded through the eating area.

Itachi felt a pressure in between his temples form; it was amazing how he could do that.

Sasuke glanced in the direction of his elder cousin, who was looming in the doorway and practically seething. Sasuke brushed it off, knowing it did not concern him and continued his reading as he sat at the low dining table.

Itachi paid him no intention as he focused on his objective. His dark eyes focused on the contraption on the counter…

Shisui stalked over to the kitchen area, leaned against the counter with arms crossed and sharpened eyes. “What are you doing?” He asked unnervingly simple.

“Making toast.” Itachi replied fluidly.

“You don’t eat toast.” Sasuke pointed out steadily, his dark eyes never leaving his scroll.

Itachi’s eyes stayed focused on the metal contraption.

I do now.

“When did this start?” Shisui snapped quickly.

Itachi turned to his bulkier cousin, his face unsettlingly placid. “Quite recently.”

“Did you ever think…that maybe toast is unhealthy for you and if anyone ever found out you liked toast it would be very very bad?” Shisui exclaimed with a wide eyed expression.

“I believe that you are taking my fondness for toast a bit too seriously.”

“Then how serious is it?” Shisui leaned forward, obviously invading the precious personal space of his cousin.

“Something is burning.” Sasuke drawled.

“See what happens when you like toast!” Shisui pointed to the black piece of bread. “You’re hurting the toast for your own selfish needs!”

Itachi began to walk past his cousin with toast in hand.

Shisui flickered into the doorway, his form effectively blocking Itachi, temporarily.

“You don’t want toast.” He made a grab for the charred bread.

“And why is that?” Itachi easily evaded his grasp.

“Well for one, toast will be ruin of you and if anyone found out that you had a little obsession episode again then you’d be sent straight to Morino-san for a mental evaluation.” His voice was but a sharp whisper.

Itachi stared at him with an expressionless countenance.

“Plus, your… hunger jumped out of the window.”

Itachi blinked.

“I’m serious.” Shisui deadpanned. “Like, sayounara… out the window.” He made hand signs to animate such a thing.

He was already heading out the door.

“Oi!” Shisui flickered out of sight.

Sasuke stared at his scroll and plopped a rice ball into his mouth.

Freaks…

(My Favorite Part of "Memoirs of a Prodigy" chapter 7)


Sesshoumaru replies nearly groaning in frustration (nearly… not quite), "Best friends? What rock hit you on the head?"

Jason tilts his head to the side in confusion, "Rock? What rock? I was hit by a ROCK! Why didn't you tell me? My gosh am I bleeding?" Jason runs off to the boy's bathroom to find a mirror to check on his "wound". As Jason ran off the bell rang, indicating that school has concluded for the day.

(If you want to write me, don’t chapter 2 by Beomi)


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.


Mental Health Hotline

If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want, stay on the line and we’ll trace the call

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship

If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, the small voices will tell you which button to press

If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter what number you press, no one will answer you

If you are dyslexic, press 6-9-6-9-6-9-6-9

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the flash key until you hear a beep, after the beep, please wait for the beep

If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later

And if you have low self-esteem, hang up while our operators are too busy to talk to you


How are we going to have a battle of wits? You're unarmed.

"Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

What’s it like living in a haze of constant stupidity?”

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Hn. Baka.

Don't follow in my footsteps - I walk into walls.


Naruto Quotes I found on Theotaku.com

I googled your brain and the search returned -object not found-

When I needed you the most, you left me. How could you? I thought we were friends.

You can hate me, ‘coz I won’t bother hating you… but let’s see what you can do without me…

Please don’t bother me when I’m ignoring you

Sarcasm… just one more service I offer

I need alcohol. There are brain cells that are going to remember this and I want them dead.

Early mornings should be illegal

A quest to atone for our sins is the quest of a sinless man

The snow is the beauty that comes from winter; it always brings a smile…

How will I know if there’s a path worth taking? Should I question every move I make? With all I’ve lost my heart is breaking! I don’t want to make the same mistakes.

I can’t understand this pain in my chest…It hurts so bad, but I’m not bleeding… They call it love.

No matter where you go the sky is always there.

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes. if you jab someone in the butt, wash your hands.

I will die to win because I am born to lose.

The level of your stupidity ceases to amaze me.

I’m not lazy. I’m relaxed.

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.

Reach for me… And in the end, you will find that I will reach for you… If not now, I will reach for you when I need you the most…And in the end, I know that’s when you will be there…Because you promised me that you’d always be there… and you always have been…

I trusted you…believed that you could fix everything that was broken…you were my world…until I saw the devil creep inside your soul…

Drunkenness…a temporary but popular cure for Catholicism. (Not a religious slurr)

Even though I stutter and blush 100 times a day… I have changed

You laughed at me, and beat me down. Cursed my name, wished me dead. Well, I’m back up Just wanted to stay I’m boss now and I’m here to stay.

I don’t put up walls to see if some one cares enough to knock them down…That just means I have to build stronger walls.

Just because I can’t hear evil doesn’t mean I can’t see it.

Why…? Why do I exist? My whole life has been full of loneliness and pain… unloved by everyone.

I smile like nothing is wrong. I act like its all a dream. I wear this happy face…But you see through this façade. You know how much I’m hurting inside. Please…save me from myself.

Isn’t it funny when all the people who are your friends turn into your enemies? When the people you know turn into the people you once knew? When the ones you love now are the ones you hate? Isn’t it funny when it all comes crashing down you end up losing control of yourself and wonder… Why me?

I feel it on the inside. Twisting and contorting. Memory has shaped me once again. Still feel you on the inside. Biting through and stinging. Will I ever forget to remember?

I’m not afraid of tomorrow/ I’m only scared of myself/ feels like my insides are on fire…/ and I’m looking through the eyes of someone else/
I hate you with every ounce of blood that flows through my veins.

Cure my tragedy

You speak of love? Don’t judge me by your standards… I love myself and live only for myself. As long as everyone exists to make me feel that… the world is wonderful.

You don’t see the pain I suffer… So don’t think that you know me well.

Love… is not a figment of your imagination.

I’m not biased… I hate everyone equally.

Love is a trial of the heart. Many try to change the direction, yet feelings still stand strong. You seem so close yet far from your goal. Never give up or give in listen to your heart, speak your mind. Whatever happens you’ll still be friends, Now and eternally Heart and mind , you will always be there

I think of love I let it pass it feels like fire but it won’t last

Everybody’s always talking at me trying to get in my head I want to listen to my own heart talking I need to count on myself instead

Life is often unfair

There is nothing in the world so wonderful as to love and be loved; There is nothing so devastating as love lost

Seeing death as the end of my life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean

What you want to do and what you can do is only limited by what you can dream

I’m a loner, I’m a loser I’m a winner in my mind. I’m a bad one I’m a good one I’m a sick one with a smile.

Tears are nothing but words of the soul

You understand my pain… From this I gather strength in that we are the same

Normal people worry me

Love

I smile like nothing is wrong. I act like its all a dream.

'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, shouting, "Holy Shit, What a Ride!"'

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Your Hands Can Heal, Your Hands Can Bruise by blackestnight10 reviews
Two siblings, an ocean away from home, get swept up in the chaos of a changing world. One trying to remember the feel of a smile, the other trying to lay plans. Everything changes when they let the outcast of a group into their circle. Daryl/OC This is a slow and I mean slow, proper Daryl/OC story. Combination of comics and show. Current time frame: season 3
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 94 - Words: 428,277 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Daryl D., OC
In Death, Standby by Sophisma reviews
After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; dark, light or no side at all. Eventually HP/LV... of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,531 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
New Meanings To Old Words: Love by SimpleWickedWriter reviews
SEASON 2! Follow the continuing journey of Callie Marcus and the rest of the crew of Atlanta survivors as they work to live, thrive and survive in this new Walker infested world. Where they all quickly learn that when the world goes to hell, even the simplest of concepts gets a new meaning. -Continuation to New Meanings to Old Words: Safe -
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 650,423 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Daryl D.
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 538,961 - Reviews: 7034 - Favs: 5,759 - Follows: 4,633 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,359 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Savior, Child of the Tardis, Son of a Mad Man by Kuroi In a Black Hole reviews
Out in the Universe is a bright blue box, holder of a fantastical realm. Inhabiting this box is a mad man who calls himself the Doctor, his son, the Savior of the Wizarding World aka Harry Potter, an immortal man from the 51st century who affects a Captain in front of his name, Jack Harkness, and a pink and yellow once-human who is simply Rose Tyler. What was Dumbledore thinking?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 199,169 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 6/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Swinging Pendulum by cywscross reviews
"Too dangerous to live," Central 46 declares. Locked up in Muken with half-healed wounds and helpless rage, Ichigo gets another chance to save his fellow Visored when the Spirit King whisks him away and offers him a deal. He accepts and promptly gets his ass dumped in the past. Like, WAY back in the past. Ichigo really should be used to impossible things happening to him by now.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84,793 - Reviews: 1707 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 3,377 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Ichigo K.
Persona by The Other One 7721 reviews
After using too much chakra Naruto finds himself in a hospital. This wouldn't be a problem, except no one knows who he is! Lying to avoid suspicion, Naruto tries to figure out what's going on. Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Blood of the Father by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
(AU) Things at the Department of Mysteries go far worse than Harry ever expected. A revelation from an unexpected source leads Harry away from the Wizarding World and to the one place he has always wished and prayed for: Home. (Rated for Language)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,817 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Harry P., Sam W., Dean W., Caleb - Complete
Still Life by DianaArtemis16 reviews
"I lived my life a hundred times and always found myself holding him in my arms, knowing that he would never even remember me. I want to save him Severus, but I don't know what to do."…"Why did you bring me back, Lily? What did you expect me to do?"…"I expect you to become what I've tried to be in a hundred lifetimes." Severus/Harry Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,270 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, divorced, and headmaster of Hogwarts, Harry Potter doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery in the Chamber of Secrets allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. A Harry raises Harry story. Eventually Older!Harry/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,293 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 3,188 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Beside You in Time by RosieB reviews
After the Jewel is stolen and the wish is made, Kagome finds herself cursed with immortality. Convincing Sesshoumaru to help her, they travel the world and through some of the most cataclysmic periods of human history to defeat the powerful thieves.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,772 - Reviews: 2134 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Sakura in Shadow by katlou303 reviews
Naruto is finally Hokage. Sasuke is infamous in the Land of Fire for being a ruthless killer. Sakura is... a chuunin. She feels content with her life, until two Uchiha brothers come by, reminding her once more that she is stuck in the shadow of others. It's time to change, become special in her own right. If only she wasn't stuck babysitting a murderer. ItaSakuSasu, AU. Post-manga.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Daddy Dearest by ImmortalObsession reviews
It is 1895 in England. Purebloods are the supremacy. Dumbledore rules them all. Lord Malfoy, one of his many devout followers, has a daughter no one has ever seen. The daughter herself, Hermione Malfoy, never questions the strict rules standing between her and everyone else – that is, until Master Riddle arrives and makes her think twice. AU/OOC/Rated M for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,384 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
I Am Coming, Trust Me by casey26334 reviews
Harry begins to hear a familiar voice while at the Durlsey's for the summer... it promises to protect him, promises that it is coming for him. It makes him feel safe, so it has to have been sent by Dumbledore, right? Non-canon, occurs on different timeline than JKR's books. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,482 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
Fire Born by wickedlfairy17 reviews
Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,145 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,362 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Winds of Change by cywscross reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Ichigo's family is dead (in Soul Society; a meagre comfort), his powers are sealed (courtesy of Central 46), and when Ichigo finally passes on himself (too young and too old at the same time), it's without an ounce of faith in the organization he once fought alongside. Luckily, Soul Society is huge. Not so luckily, certain people find him anyway.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Ichigo K.
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 6,101 - Follows: 6,412 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 5,000 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 3,044 - Follows: 3,177 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Don't Stop Believin' by Scruffy-Nerf-Hearder reviews
Liz Mason was used to it bein' her and her brother Cal, but when Cal's away and the end of the world starts Liz finds herself in the company of two rednecks, a cop from her past and a whole group of people to look out for. What's a girl to do when all she wants is to find her brother and survive the zombie apocalypse? DD/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,153 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Daryl D., Rick G. - Complete
The Definition of Insanity by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Insanity: *in-sahn-i-tee* Performing the same act multiple times while expecting differing results. And Ichigo couldn't say he was all there to begin with. No pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,192 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Ichigo K.
Blessed Be Providence by Lee Black reviews
And, thanks to a choice made by the Potter family and some rather brilliant acting skills from a mysterious Russian man, an infant's life changes overnight. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,476 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Firefly by Araceil reviews
FINISHED - EPILOGUE TO COME. When they went to sleep, they hoped of a better future. But with Gaia insane and Magic as dead as his friends, Harry has no reason to stay. Escape and exist was all he had in mind when he stowed away on a ship to Pandora. Not another war. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,896 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 3,445 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
The Shadow Proclamation by Maddy77 reviews
A demon from their father's past shows up on Ellen's doorstep, claiming to want to help the Winchesters. But who is the Doctor, and what is he keeping from the brothers? Set DW mid Season 2, SPN mid Season 3.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,664 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sam W. - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 2730 - Favs: 6,829 - Follows: 6,904 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Blame It On Bad Luck by ErisandDysnomia reviews
She might not be the luckiest person out there...but this is just ridiculous...! Rated for racial slurs, swearing, violence and a diva! please check it out! Daryl/OC and some bonding with Glenn! Hiatus OVER!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,241 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Daryl D., Glenn - Complete
Shifting of the Plate by Comma-Toes reviews
AU. Harry Potter is dead. At least, thanks to Wormtail, the Wizarding World thinks he is. Thirteen years later, the son of a lost Dark Pureblood comes to Hogwarts with a lightning scar that only Peter knows the meaning of. Dark-ish Harry, Eventual TMRHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,922 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 4,847 - Follows: 3,097 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Eden by Araceil reviews
Slash. Dumbledore could go hang. Even if all the magical world were to hate and revile him, he would go back and help Voldemort destroy Muggle-kind, before they destroyed the world, again. VERY DARK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Will to Live by Araceil reviews
Slash. L/H. Expelled from Hogwarts, left to his own devices, Harry finds a new home but when children start going missing, vanishing into thin air, the World's Greatest Mind has his curiousity piqued.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,339 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Harry P., L
Azure Light by Toki Mirage reviews
The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,242 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Tsu'tey
The Magician in the Museum by FreakFreak reviews
Doorsteps are very dangerous places to leave orphaned babies... Anyone might pick them up. In this case, a world-reknown forensic anthropologist with a soft heart and a hard head. No pairings yet. Discontinued - accepting offers for adoption.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 780 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P., T. Brennan
Afterthoughts by Epidot reviews
Time-travel, that isn't really time-travel. Naruto makes his way from his first day as a genin, with a 'feel' about how he should do things as a shinobi, and dreams about what 'a' future holds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,209 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
King's Treasure by reader1writer1 reviews
Jareth was always much more than the Goblin King. His son was always more than Harry Potter-an abused wizard child at prophecy's call. Will Sarah give them a chance or will Dumbledore and Voldemort cost him everything? It wouldn't be the first time. J/S
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,237 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Jareth, Harry P.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 3,147 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Transcendence by AerienMyxa reviews
TR/HP. Dark Harry. Alternate Dimension. When you have to sacrifice everything you have to save your soul mate, only to enter a new world where the both of you are supposedly the Prophesized enemies, what are you to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,782 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Dr Harry Potter by Potter-Bones reviews
After the war Harry escapes to the US to get away from it all. Now enter Dr. Harry Potter, Dr. Brennan's new assistant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P., S. Booth
Supernatural Wizards by Bunny1 reviews
We all know that Jerry's sister Megan hated him and his family. What if she had made them think Alex was dead, and had her raised by a family of hunters, The Winchesters? And, what if Castiel is brought in for a different reason altogether? COMPLETE!
Crossover - Supernatural & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 22,605 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Dean W., Alex R. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Ghostly Companion by sarhea reviews
The Feudal Era is safe, the Shikon is restored and Kagome is dead … but that doesn't mean she is free. A promise to a certain Hokage changes everything. lemon in fic called 'Lemons'. COMPLETE : Uchiha Itachi Higurashi Kagome : AR InuYasha Naruto
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,632 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kagome H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Time of Love and Rogues by Maizeysugah reviews
After fools have meddled with time and unintentionally created a more powerful and immortal Dark Lord than the Wizarding World already knew, Lord Voldemort gives himself a gift in his past, a little brother named Harry Potter. TMRHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Boondock Saints by Kalistar reviews
AU Abandoned on the streets of Dublin. Ignorant of the wizarding world, what will they do after finding out that their savior is on a mission to bring retribution to evil in the world as one of the Saints of South Boston? Crossover with the Boondock Saint
Crossover - Harry Potter & Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,578 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Twelve Dark Moons by Sophiax reviews
As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
A Little Lunacy by BellonaBellatrix reviews
All good plans go awry sometimes. Luna can attest to that. Her first year was a strange one, and Luna decides to take matters into her own hands. In her sixth, she sees too much and pays the price. TRLL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,841 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/1/2006 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
Ineluctability by BeatDobby reviews
As their connection strengthens, Potter falls into Riddle's possesion. However, the obvious isn't exactly truth in this case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,589 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/26/2006 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sinking Slowly by glishara reviews
When the Sorting Hat tries to place Harry, he finds himself tempted by the promise of power Slytherin has to offer. How do the events of the first book unfold under those circumstances? What friends will he make? May closely mirror events of Book One.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/18/2005 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
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Who is the Girl in White reviews
The girl who mysteriously appeared near an abandoned well near the akatsuki base was clad in nothing but a mans white haori. Itachi was drawn to her, she understood him and his reason. But when she went away, he desperatly wanted her to stay with him.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kagome H., Itachi U.
Three Shades of Green reviews
Kagome/Sesshoumaru. short story. To have eyes that see into the past can be very unfortunate, especially if you just saw your boyfriends brother died because you looked into the eyes of your own brother.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete