Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha, and Naruto.
Hi, I'm Ray, i love to read ( always seen with a book) and write. On summer weekends I go down to the bay and hangout on my boat, sit on the beach and (yes you guessed it) read. I also go spring camping with my family and read
I read historical romance novels in my free time :P and read online manga and try not to laugh at the fact that i've read so many manga, the new ones seem clique.
I am in college going into my second year.
I'm obsessed with vampires, werewolves, and faeries.
The anime that i like: InuYasha, Naruto, Bleach, Prince of Tennis, Case Closed, Full Metal Alchemist, Ranma 1/2, and Rurouni Kenshin.
The manga that i like: Fruits Basket, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Kitchen Princess,and Dragon Eye.
Book series that i like: Vampire Academy, Meredith Gentry, Mercy Thompson, and any book or series by Jeaniene Frost.
My favorite foods are clementines and white peaches.
God, please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill. Courage to kill the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have pissed me off today.
There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back
'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.'
'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... He hates that.'
'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'
THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.
5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"
14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun
15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"
17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"
18. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
The moment Kagome woke up was the moment she realized that Itachi was gone and there was someone opening the door to his room.
Kagome sat erect, the silken sheets drooping past her form as the door slid open with a long creak.
Shisui Uchiha had seen many things in his life, some horrifying, some weird, some random and some he just didn’t even want to remember.
But this was the first time- Shisui actually didn’t believe his eyes.
He definitely wasn’t seeing.
Wearing Itachi’s shirt.
In his bed.
It must be the lack of the sleep… He assured his frantic psyche that was about to disembowel his favorite little cousin.
So Shisui watched as the hallucination stared at him, got out of bed and hopped out the window without a word.
Shisui closed the door, slowly feeling as if he had just imagined the most horrifying experience.
Maybe Itachi was playing some sick genjutsu on him again… yeah, that was definitely it.
“Itachi.” Shisui’s booming voice resounded through the eating area.
Itachi felt a pressure in between his temples form; it was amazing how he could do that.
Sasuke glanced in the direction of his elder cousin, who was looming in the doorway and practically seething. Sasuke brushed it off, knowing it did not concern him and continued his reading as he sat at the low dining table.
Itachi paid him no intention as he focused on his objective. His dark eyes focused on the contraption on the counter…
Shisui stalked over to the kitchen area, leaned against the counter with arms crossed and sharpened eyes. “What are you doing?” He asked unnervingly simple.
“Making toast.” Itachi replied fluidly.
“You don’t eat toast.” Sasuke pointed out steadily, his dark eyes never leaving his scroll.
Itachi’s eyes stayed focused on the metal contraption.
I do now.
“When did this start?” Shisui snapped quickly.
Itachi turned to his bulkier cousin, his face unsettlingly placid. “Quite recently.”
“Did you ever think…that maybe toast is unhealthy for you and if anyone ever found out you liked toast it would be very very bad?” Shisui exclaimed with a wide eyed expression.
“I believe that you are taking my fondness for toast a bit too seriously.”
“Then how serious is it?” Shisui leaned forward, obviously invading the precious personal space of his cousin.
“Something is burning.” Sasuke drawled.
“See what happens when you like toast!” Shisui pointed to the black piece of bread. “You’re hurting the toast for your own selfish needs!”
Itachi began to walk past his cousin with toast in hand.
Shisui flickered into the doorway, his form effectively blocking Itachi, temporarily.
“You don’t want toast.” He made a grab for the charred bread.
“And why is that?” Itachi easily evaded his grasp.
“Well for one, toast will be ruin of you and if anyone found out that you had a little obsession episode again then you’d be sent straight to Morino-san for a mental evaluation.” His voice was but a sharp whisper.
Itachi stared at him with an expressionless countenance.
“Plus, your… hunger jumped out of the window.”
“I’m serious.” Shisui deadpanned. “Like, sayounara… out the window.” He made hand signs to animate such a thing.
He was already heading out the door.
“Oi!” Shisui flickered out of sight.
Sasuke stared at his scroll and plopped a rice ball into his mouth.
(My Favorite Part of "Memoirs of a Prodigy" chapter 7)
Sesshoumaru replies nearly groaning in frustration (nearly… not quite), "Best friends? What rock hit you on the head?"
Jason tilts his head to the side in confusion, "Rock? What rock? I was hit by a ROCK! Why didn't you tell me? My gosh am I bleeding?" Jason runs off to the boy's bathroom to find a mirror to check on his "wound". As Jason ran off the bell rang, indicating that school has concluded for the day.
(If you want to write me, don’t chapter 2 by Beomi)
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.
Mental Health Hotline
If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6
If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want, stay on the line and we’ll trace the call
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship
If you are a schizophrenic, listen carefully, the small voices will tell you which button to press
If you are depressive, it doesn’t matter what number you press, no one will answer you
If you are dyslexic, press 6-9-6-9-6-9-6-9
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the flash key until you hear a beep, after the beep, please wait for the beep
If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later
And if you have low self-esteem, hang up while our operators are too busy to talk to you
How are we going to have a battle of wits? You're unarmed.
"Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
What’s it like living in a haze of constant stupidity?”
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Don't follow in my footsteps - I walk into walls.
Naruto Quotes I found on Theotaku.com
I googled your brain and the search returned -object not found-
When I needed you the most, you left me. How could you? I thought we were friends.
You can hate me, ‘coz I won’t bother hating you… but let’s see what you can do without me…
Please don’t bother me when I’m ignoring you
Sarcasm… just one more service I offer
I need alcohol. There are brain cells that are going to remember this and I want them dead.
Early mornings should be illegal
A quest to atone for our sins is the quest of a sinless man
The snow is the beauty that comes from winter; it always brings a smile…
How will I know if there’s a path worth taking? Should I question every move I make? With all I’ve lost my heart is breaking! I don’t want to make the same mistakes.
I can’t understand this pain in my chest…It hurts so bad, but I’m not bleeding… They call it love.
No matter where you go the sky is always there.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes. if you jab someone in the butt, wash your hands.
I will die to win because I am born to lose.
The level of your stupidity ceases to amaze me.
I’m not lazy. I’m relaxed.
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
Reach for me… And in the end, you will find that I will reach for you… If not now, I will reach for you when I need you the most…And in the end, I know that’s when you will be there…Because you promised me that you’d always be there… and you always have been…
I trusted you…believed that you could fix everything that was broken…you were my world…until I saw the devil creep inside your soul…
Drunkenness…a temporary but popular cure for Catholicism. (Not a religious slurr)
Even though I stutter and blush 100 times a day… I have changed
You laughed at me, and beat me down. Cursed my name, wished me dead. Well, I’m back up Just wanted to stay I’m boss now and I’m here to stay.
I don’t put up walls to see if some one cares enough to knock them down…That just means I have to build stronger walls.
Just because I can’t hear evil doesn’t mean I can’t see it.
Why…? Why do I exist? My whole life has been full of loneliness and pain… unloved by everyone.
I smile like nothing is wrong. I act like its all a dream. I wear this happy face…But you see through this façade. You know how much I’m hurting inside. Please…save me from myself.
Isn’t it funny when all the people who are your friends turn into your enemies? When the people you know turn into the people you once knew? When the ones you love now are the ones you hate? Isn’t it funny when it all comes crashing down you end up losing control of yourself and wonder… Why me?
I feel it on the inside. Twisting and contorting. Memory has shaped me once again. Still feel you on the inside. Biting through and stinging. Will I ever forget to remember?
I’m not afraid of tomorrow/ I’m only scared of myself/ feels like my insides are on fire…/ and I’m looking through the eyes of someone else/
Cure my tragedy
You speak of love? Don’t judge me by your standards… I love myself and live only for myself. As long as everyone exists to make me feel that… the world is wonderful.
You don’t see the pain I suffer… So don’t think that you know me well.
Love… is not a figment of your imagination.
I’m not biased… I hate everyone equally.
Love is a trial of the heart. Many try to change the direction, yet feelings still stand strong. You seem so close yet far from your goal. Never give up or give in listen to your heart, speak your mind. Whatever happens you’ll still be friends, Now and eternally Heart and mind , you will always be there
I think of love I let it pass it feels like fire but it won’t last
Everybody’s always talking at me trying to get in my head I want to listen to my own heart talking I need to count on myself instead
Life is often unfair
There is nothing in the world so wonderful as to love and be loved; There is nothing so devastating as love lost
Seeing death as the end of my life is like seeing the horizon as the end of the ocean
What you want to do and what you can do is only limited by what you can dream
I’m a loner, I’m a loser I’m a winner in my mind. I’m a bad one I’m a good one I’m a sick one with a smile.
Tears are nothing but words of the soul
You understand my pain… From this I gather strength in that we are the same
Normal people worry me
I smile like nothing is wrong. I act like its all a dream.
'Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, shouting, "Holy Shit, What a Ride!"'