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Author has written 3 stories for Criminal Minds.

Hi, welcome to NARNIA...Ok, its just my profile but I wish it was Narnia.

Criminal Minds is my all time Fave show, If you don't love it your crazy, if you do, your still crazy but you have my love.

Another show I like is Bones, Brennan and Booth for the win!

I also like CSI but yet again it is outshined by my love of CM

Paget Brewster is my favourite actress, She's Hilarious and just so inspiring and I'm not ashamed to admit I have a bit of a girl crush on her.

Criminal minds; Pairings I agree with.

Emily and Mick, when I first saw the episode 'the fight' I was like no, Emily and Mick should NEVER be together, then, I was on FanFiction one day and I saw this story written by Mindspsychoaddict, who is amazing, and the story was about low and behold, Emily and Mick and I was bored so I started reading it and I was like This pairing is wow and this author is so amazing, so I blame Mindspsychoaddict.

Emily and Hotch, This pairing was the whole reason I started reading Criminal Minds FanFiction and I love stories written by Greengirl, Hotchityhotchhotch and more

Emily and OC's, It works

JJ and Will, they are just so Canon

JJ and Everyone else (except Hotch), She just fits with everyone.

Strauss and Rossi, It works They are about the same age and his sarcasm and her seriousness go together, you know what they say opposites attract

Pairings I abhor.

JJ and Hotch, No, no, no, just Ew, I mean, I don't get what people see here.

Emily and Morgan, Rossi, Reid, Garcia, Strauss, I just can see her with any of these people.

Reid and Hotch, Its like soo Ew

Emily and Doyle, Are people crazy, he stabbed her with wooden stake, and took her away, pshhh some people

I am a Doctor who nerd and a Marval universe lover


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"


1, What color is your toothbrush?


2, Name one person who made you smile today

My Friend, cause she's just so darn funny.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning?

Sleeping like a baby

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Writing Budget cut and watching Criminal minds.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Man, there are so many good ones but it has to be Milka,

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?


7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

''That's where my life went''

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?


9, What was the last thing you had to drink?


10, Do you like your wallet?

If by wallet you mean the pocket I stick my money in when I go out then yes

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Mini Cornish pasty

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?


13, The last sporting event you watched?


14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Salt, buy sweet and I wont eat - see what i did there

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

It was long ago I can remember, maybe Tashii

16, Ever go camping?

No. Being outside in the dark, I've watched to much criminal minds to do that.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?


18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Yes, I try to.

19, Do you have a tan?

I wish,

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?


21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

When a straw is available

22, What did your last text message say?

Stacy, I've got something for you, I'll bring it to youth club and give it to you if you are there

23, What are you doing tomorrow?


25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Well my window is to my left and out my window is a block of flats

26, What color is your watch?

Ooh, the one I don't wear is blue and the one I do, heck, I dont wear one.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kanga and roo from winnie the poo

28, What is your birthstone?

The one that is for the 8th of december

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

with my mum, I go though the drive thru, with my friends we eat inside

30, What is your favorite number?


31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?


32, Any plans today?

It's 4am, how should I know

33, How many states have you lived in?

None, I'm not american

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

My dad turned off my bedroom light, Yet again

35, Last song listened to?

just checking my history... It was Selena gomez - love you like a love song

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?


37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yes, Its me

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My fluffy boot slippers

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Yes, yes I am,

40, Is anyone jealous of you?


41, Do you love anyone?

I don't plan on falling in love at my age

42, Do any of your friends have children?


43, What do you usually do during the day?

A cross between bugger all and jack S#!t

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Very much so

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

I am more of a 'bye' person

46, What color is your car?

If by my car you mean my moms than it silver but if by my car you mean mine, then I dont have one

47, Do you like cats?

Yes, but the cat that Adopted my family keeps trying to eat my hamster, and I love that Hamster

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?


49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Is that American

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I think I stuck my leg in a broken TV screen when I was 4ish

Funny quotes and other Funny stuff:

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler

Without geography, you're nowhere. Author Unknown

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Author Unknown

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. Harry Kalas, on Garry Maddox, 1981

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. Robert Brault

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Colin Sautar

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. Author Unknown

You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people. Conan O'Brien, 2003

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. Robert Brault

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Author Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Author Unknown

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Woody Allen

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. Murphy's Law

If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. Mignon McLaughlin,The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Author Unknown

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. Franklin P. Jones

An unwatched pot boils immediately. H.F. Ellis


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If you like story about Emily prentiss and Mick Rawson then check out my story call And i thought he was arrogant, oversexed... Its about Emily and mick and there road to romance I have written and posted the first chapter which if you go down a bit should be there if its not then there is something wrong with either your eyesight or my account probably my account bacause computers and me are mentos and coke you mix them together and something goes boom unfortunately its normally the computer which means i have to pays its bill

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Silver Tongue, Golden Tongue by biolumo reviews
(An alternate TDW) Jane and Thor are reunited, but are interrupted by Jane's friend Ada, a Norse linguist. When Ragnarok threatens, Jane and Thor must go to Asgard, but Ada is transported as well and is locked up on arrival. What else would a trapped scholar do but study her fellow prisoner, a former prince of Asgard? But Loki is interested in her as well, for his own reasons...
Thor - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,331 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki, OC - Complete
The Norseman's Women by valyria reviews
Following the events of the Season 5 finale, Pam turns Sookie. Eric/Sookie AU of season 6 with side Pam/Tara. No Nora or Willa. Angst with smut and a fluffy ending.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,013 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Eric N., Pam, Sookie S., Tara T. - Complete
Indefinable by kobitah reviews
H/P as always. Their lives in canon. Set during season 5. starts with Reckoner. H/P friendship eventual romance. Sticking with T-Rating just in case. DISCLAIMER: As ever I do not own Criminal Minds...yet.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 126,625 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Off Limits by mindspsychoaddict reviews
After a chance encounter at a coffee shop Emily meets the man of her dreams...but he turns out to be JJ's brother. Emily/OC. Now complete!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 217,402 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Forever, Finally by mindspsychoaddict reviews
The story of how Emily FINALLY finds romance and happiness. Poor girl deserves it. Mostly romance with an interesting twist thrown in. Emily/Mick pairing. Other pairings later on. Please give it a chance!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 89,583 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Problem Solving, the Booth and Brennan Way by Hannah Taylor1 reviews
Brennan has a problem she's not sharing.Booth wants to help fix things,as always,only to find the conversation skewing in a direction he'd never expected. Set several months post-The Boy With the Answer.I'd really, really love some feedback on this one!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 384,802 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
No It Isn't by amongstbrokenwords reviews
Sara gets a new life. New friends, new style, and possibly a new romance. But can Grissom let her go? Will he finally be able to show her how he feels, or will he let her go into the arms of someone truly unique? Warning: femmeslash. chose your own ending
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,791 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Sara S. - Complete
Something to Believe In by Number6of6 reviews
A man and a woman, both lost in their respective worlds. Can they help each other believe that something good still exists?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,760 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Twenty Years by Kat24mlr reviews
When someone from her past comes back, Bones is forced to protect her friends and Booth from not only the danger of this stranger, but also from the dark spots in her past that would be sure to send them running. B&B
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,743 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
You Belong With Me by carebearfrost reviews
Chad's dating Julie Ramos. A snobby, stuck-up, petite little jerk. While Chad thinks of Sonny only as a close friend, is there anyway Sonny can prove that she's right for him? Based on You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift. Review please!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,995 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
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A nervous date featuring Spencer Reid reviews
Reid and Austin's first date, just a small one shot. Please R&R x
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2013 - S. Reid - Complete
And I thought he was an arrogant, oversexed reviews
A budding romance between my new favourite couple Em and Mick. Garcia/JJ/Em frienship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,246 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - E. Prentiss
Budget cuts reviews
Dave goes in to talk to Strauss about budget cuts, but what does he find when he goes in the room.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Erin S., D. Rossi - Complete