Author has written 3 stories for Criminal Minds.
Hi, welcome to NARNIA...Ok, its just my profile but I wish it was Narnia.
Criminal Minds is my all time Fave show, If you don't love it your crazy, if you do, your still crazy but you have my love.
Another show I like is Bones, Brennan and Booth for the win!
I also like CSI but yet again it is outshined by my love of CM
Paget Brewster is my favourite actress, She's Hilarious and just so inspiring and I'm not ashamed to admit I have a bit of a girl crush on her.
Criminal minds; Pairings I agree with.
Emily and Mick, when I first saw the episode 'the fight' I was like no, Emily and Mick should NEVER be together, then, I was on FanFiction one day and I saw this story written by Mindspsychoaddict, who is amazing, and the story was about low and behold, Emily and Mick and I was bored so I started reading it and I was like This pairing is wow and this author is so amazing, so I blame Mindspsychoaddict.
Emily and Hotch, This pairing was the whole reason I started reading Criminal Minds FanFiction and I love stories written by Greengirl, Hotchityhotchhotch and more
Emily and OC's, It works
JJ and Will, they are just so Canon
JJ and Everyone else (except Hotch), She just fits with everyone.
Strauss and Rossi, It works They are about the same age and his sarcasm and her seriousness go together, you know what they say opposites attract
Pairings I abhor.
JJ and Hotch, No, no, no, just Ew, I mean, I don't get what people see here.
Emily and Morgan, Rossi, Reid, Garcia, Strauss, I just can see her with any of these people.
Reid and Hotch, Its like soo Ew
Emily and Doyle, Are people crazy, he stabbed her with wooden stake, and took her away, pshhh some people
I am a Doctor who nerd and a Marval universe lover
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: Done on 15/08/2011
1, What color is your toothbrush?
2, Name one person who made you smile today
My Friend, cause she's just so darn funny.
3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sleeping like a baby
4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Writing Budget cut and watching Criminal minds.
5, What is your favorite candy bar?
Man, there are so many good ones but it has to be Milka,
6, Have you ever been to a strip club?
7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
''That's where my life went''
8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9, What was the last thing you had to drink?
10, Do you like your wallet?
If by wallet you mean the pocket I stick my money in when I go out then yes
11, What was the last thing you ate?
Mini Cornish pasty
12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13, The last sporting event you watched?
14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Salt, buy sweet and I wont eat - see what i did there
15, Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
It was long ago I can remember, maybe Tashii
16, Ever go camping?
No. Being outside in the dark, I've watched to much criminal minds to do that.
17, Do you take vitamins daily?
18, Do you go to church every Sunday?
Yes, I try to.
19, Do you have a tan?
20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?
When a straw is available
22, What did your last text message say?
Stacy, I've got something for you, I'll bring it to youth club and give it to you if you are there
23, What are you doing tomorrow?
25, Look to your left, what do you see?
Well my window is to my left and out my window is a block of flats
26, What color is your watch?
Ooh, the one I don't wear is blue and the one I do, heck, I dont wear one.
27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Kanga and roo from winnie the poo
28, What is your birthstone?
The one that is for the 8th of december
29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
with my mum, I go though the drive thru, with my friends we eat inside
30, What is your favorite number?
31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
32, Any plans today?
It's 4am, how should I know
33, How many states have you lived in?
None, I'm not american
34, Biggest annoyance right now?
My dad turned off my bedroom light, Yet again
35, Last song listened to?
just checking my history... It was Selena gomez - love you like a love song
36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?
37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?
Yes, Its me
38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
My fluffy boot slippers
39, Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes, yes I am,
40, Is anyone jealous of you?
41, Do you love anyone?
I don't plan on falling in love at my age
42, Do any of your friends have children?
43, What do you usually do during the day?
A cross between bugger all and jack S#!t
44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
Very much so
45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
I am more of a 'bye' person
46, What color is your car?
If by my car you mean my moms than it silver but if by my car you mean mine, then I dont have one
47, Do you like cats?
Yes, but the cat that Adopted my family keeps trying to eat my hamster, and I love that Hamster
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?
Is that American
50, How did you get your worst scar?
I think I stuck my leg in a broken TV screen when I was 4ish
Funny quotes and other Funny stuff:
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler
Without geography, you're nowhere. Author Unknown
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Author Unknown
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. Harry Kalas, on Garry Maddox, 1981
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. Robert Brault
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Colin Sautar
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years. Author Unknown
You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses, and he wears a beret. He is French, people. Conan O'Brien, 2003
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. Robert Brault
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Author Unknown
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Author Unknown
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Woody Allen
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. Murphy's Law
If there is something you must do and you cannot do it, you cannot do anything else. Mignon McLaughlin,The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Author Unknown
A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. Franklin P. Jones
An unwatched pot boils immediately. H.F. Ellis
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If you like story about Emily prentiss and Mick Rawson then check out my story call And i thought he was arrogant, oversexed... Its about Emily and mick and there road to romance I have written and posted the first chapter which if you go down a bit should be there if its not then there is something wrong with either your eyesight or my account probably my account bacause computers and me are mentos and coke you mix them together and something goes boom unfortunately its normally the computer which means i have to pays its bill