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Joined 06-20-10, id: 2412789, Profile Updated: 07-07-14
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Death Note, Lord of the Rings, Walking Dead, and Hobbit.

Name: As far as you know...its Dr. Badass ;)

Age: I can technically drive a car...soo...

Hair: light brown/blonde ? its hard to explain i guess...

Eyes: green

Piercings: ears (cartilage-3 rings on left 5 on right)

Favorite colors: purple, pink, green, blue.

Favorite bands(and singers): Um, everything except country. Especially bands like Aerosmith, AC/DC, Pearl Jam, and Nirvana!

Favorite websites: Fanfiction, Youtube, MyLifeIsAverage and, FML

Favorite things in my life: Iphone, computer, my 5 dogs, brother Axyl (he moved though), and CREEPYPASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Saw movies, The Hangover, and any movies with Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, or Viggo Mortenson

Favorite actors/actresses: Aiden Turner, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortenson, Sean Bean, Jared Leto, and Tom Felton

Anymore things that interest you, feel free to contact me.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. So remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."

"The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."After getting high of course

"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I swear, I was just aiming for your face."

"Heaven doesn't want me, and hell's afraid I'll take over."

"Education is important, school however, is another matter entirely."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you.

"There are many things you should never say to a police officer. One of them is "I swear to drunk i'm not god."

"I was lost in thought yesterday... it was unfamiliar territory."

"I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce."

"I’m 21 and legally old enough to do all the stuff I’ve been doing since I was 13."

"Ignore me, I'll love you for it."

"Caution! I drive as bad as you do..."

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?"

"I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest."

"I hear voices, and they don't like you."

"I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick..."

"My day is not complete till I have terrified a complete stranger ."

"Stop following me, I don't know where I'm going."

"Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say: "Who do you think you are?"

"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."

"Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over."

"I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either."

"STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it."

"It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it."

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

"Sarcasm--just one more service I offer".

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

When life gives to lemons, throw them at life and say "I WANTED LIMES!"

Reality is more fun when you make it up

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

Love your enemies. it pisses them off

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

Tell the truth and run

When in doubt, say a quote

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

When in doubt, make up words!

Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.

"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

They were looking through peoples

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

These are all pictures of Alyxander Griffin:

This is a picture of Luka Davis:

Picture of Whyttier Jackson:


Picture of Shylo Jackson:

Picture of Alec Varvis:

Picture of Trystan Hastings:

Only without the piercings!!!

Picture of Brush Morgan-Phoenix:

Only without the facial hair! He's my favorite!

Picture of Syryn Davis:

Picture of Hollyn Miller:

Picture of Ember Reed:

Picture of Addison Parker:

Picture of Blythe Burton:

Well that concludes my characters! I don't know or own (obviously) any of the people used...there's my disclaimer!

Luka Davis's house!

Now we know why everyone hangs out at his place!

Ohana Means Family...

A.K.--I couldn't chose between these ones...so whichever one you like best can be A.K. for you :) But remember, he has BROWN HAIR and GREEN EYES


As a puppy:

What he is now in the story:


As a puppy:

What he is now in the story:


What he is now in the story:

I don't own any of the people/dogs above!!!!

Not Sure If This Is a Dream or a Nightmare


Okay well goodbye i guess!!!!!! Please read my stories!!!!!!

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Winter morning by Eressie reviews
Aragorn's peaceful morning is interrupted by a certain blond elf. One-shot. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS? by sweetypie15 reviews
Try being Legolas. Having to deal with Aragorn's love life, teachers, his psychotic mother & her latest husband, councillors, detention and Pippin following you around asking stupid questions. Don't read if you have an idealised view of Leggy. Just don't
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
Bad Influence by Sorairo Ryuu reviews
Sesshomaru is 16 and introducing himself to everything. What happens to young, 5 year-old Inuyasha? Rated M for Inuyasha's naive, pre-mature sexual activities and Sesshomaru's "extensive" vocabulary.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
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He Was My Friend reviews
He was my friend. He told me stories about his world-of goblins and elves, dragons and sword-fights! But...he never told me one day I would be in it. I seriously don't belong here! It's like no matter what I do, I crash and burn! Dropping swords, setting the kitchen on fire, royally pissing Elrond off, cussing out Galadriel! I need some serious help! Yeah...I don't belong here...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas
The Princess and the Hoodlum reviews
In which a teenage "hood rat" with only knowledge of street-life and gang fights, and a prissy rich girl with only knowledge of Gucci handbags and diamond earrings are thrust into Middle Earth; cat fights and girly name calling ensues. Two enemies, one world-it really isn't big enough for the BOTH of them! And the Fellowship is just kinda watching them like WTF is going on. Humor!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Life is Never Easy, Is It? reviews
The Fellowship of the Ring was in our world...and then we were in theirs. I've read the stories-I'm supposed to fall in love with an elf and survive a war and live happily ever ah right! Then I realized that this is real life, and in real life...I guess you twerk for elves, men don't like women who wear pants, and...dwarves seem really sexy when you're drunk. Humor!PLZREAD!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Faramir
Ohana Means Family, Family Means No One Gets Left Behind Or Forgotten reviews
I'm just a 15 year old dog dude living in Walker-World. Did I mention I'm Rick Grimes baby brother? Yeah, well I am. This story is basically about Rick reuniting with his baby brother, A.K. Grimes, and then taking off from there. How I thought the Walking Dead would be like if we added a family member to the group. How come Daryl is the only one with a brother? Please Read!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Rick G., Daryl D.
Brielle: Her Journey reviews
"I'm tired of living like a nobody, Bilbo! I want to be remembered!This is it! Brielle, the adventurer!" This is a story of Brielle, she doesn't know her past, she doesn't know anything about herself... except her name. But what she does know is that she wants adventure. She knows that she is that this is her chance. And she knows that she's going to take it. No matter what.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Thorin, Kíli
Not Sure If This Is a Dream or a Nightmare reviews
Anastasia, an 18 year old Russian girl, falls down the bunny whole-or in this case- a well, into Lothlorien. Well crap! She doesn't even know what LOTR is! All she knows is that she's surrounded by blonde girls-I mean guys-speaking...Spanish? Embark on this possibly confusing, slightly amusing, and very... interesting journey she goes on. And, besides, it's all just a dream, right?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013
Since When reviews
Two girls are met by 2 men, 1 elf, a dwarf, 4 hobbits, and a wizard one night. You would think it'd be great, right? Wrong! They get thrown into Middle Earth and are expected to fit in greatly. Join these two on a journey to remember! Please Read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,922 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
Whammys Camping : Whammys Road Trip reviews
After Matt, Mello, Near, and BB's little adventure, Watari decides to go camping. Tents, fires, the whole nine yards. Not to mention the interesting things our little shinigami boy may have. Sequel to Whammys Road Trip!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010
Whammys Road Trip! reviews
Mello gets the idea to go on a road trip with Matt, Near,and BB. But when you have 4 teenagers, one being a mass murderer, what can happen, better than sounds and funny!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010
MEMORY LOSS! reviews
A little girl is founded by L and his little minis. She can't remember a thing but they remember her from their past. What stupid ideas can L and the minis come up with to jog her memory. this is rated 'M' if you can't take cussing you wimps.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - L
At A Loss Of Hope reviews
Jasper is a 13 year old and has all the looks. Every girl loves him! but no one gets him. He's is abused in every way possible. read to find out how Jasper deals with this. and thinks he's at a loss of hope. *DISCONTINUED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Jasper
The New Girl reviews
A new girl comes to Whammys and all the guys are head over heel for her. The 'winner' is BB and he is her new mentor. But when Matt takes BB to the mall, things go crazy and its up to them to get BB to stop killing with the knives he stole!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2010 - BB
Crazy Visit reviews
L,our favorite detective, comes to visit his 5 reckless teens. When he has to give them jobs for their reckless-ness how will they take the news. and what does Ronald Mcdonald have to do with this?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - BB, L