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Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.
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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
nope by getridofthisrightnow reviews
nope nonono
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Error Between Seat and Keyboard by Kimidori-chan reviews
After a tough break-up with his boyfriend, Arthur's friend offers him a beta testing role for a product that could help comfort him, and maybe even change his life. Bad summary is bad. AU fic. Rating will change later.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,526 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Trainings Camp by WinnyValentine reviews
Getting Italy into serious training seems to be a mission impossible. But Germany and Italy found other ways to spend their time together. In many satisfying ways. Use of human names.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,448 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Erogenous by SophitiaSonya reviews
After hearing a rumor and drinking a few beers, Germany decides to control Italy's behavior by pulling on his long curl. Little does he know that Prussia didn't give him the full story. Warnings: Yaoi, Lemon. My first lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Latvibrator by ItalianLifestyle reviews
This story contains the usage of Latvia as a vibrator. Just sayin'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Explain, Mr Kirkland, From The Beginning? by DestinyShiva reviews
'Now, anyone would advise you to refrain yourself from asking how this happened, though Arthur in particularly would be very adamant in denying you the right to question it. Needless to say, it did, and they had a very good time of it indeed.' FrUK, smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Aftermath by Sile.Authoress reviews
WWII shattered the world. Now it's time to pick up the pieces and Germany and America must learn to live with the consequences of their actions./Rated M for content relating to the Final Solution, Nazism, the bomb, and curse words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Germany, America - Complete
The Bridge by ellamequiere reviews
Near the end of the Napoleonic Wars, France suffers a major defeat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Forward by froyozensight reviews
Clubs are a place where people chat and hook up. Dance and have fun. Arthur tries to find a way to get with the sexy Spaniard without loosing his "gentlemanly" touch. UK/Spain AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - England/Britain, Spain - Complete
Addiction by Miyakai Valentine reviews
Alfred has an addiction, and Francis is only feeding it. America/France one-shot. Drugs, Oral.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2010 - America, France - Complete
By Chance by mykonosparadise reviews
Prussia and Germany are off rutting in the woods, and a soldier witnesses it. Kink is voyeurism.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
A lonesome October morning by ButterFish reviews
While driving to pick up Alfred at the airport, Arthur starts some hot fantasizing. USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
AustriaxPiano by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Hungary walks in on Austria when he's playing the piano. She realizes just how much he loves the thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Let me go! by Green Sphynx reviews
Right after the beginning of WW2, Poland is taken in in the house of Germany. He doesn't want to though, and tries to persuade Germany to let him go. Contains yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Germany, Poland - Complete
Trip the Wire by Lynnie Kleriker reviews
Written for Kari;; Rape;; Germany/Russia;; Smut;; In order to overcome past guilt, Germany and Russia have a deal of sorts. The only issue is making sure they never trip that ever so delicate wire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Germany, Russia - Complete
Vodka Scented Roses by coxcomb reviews
France tries to pursuade a very insecure Russia to give it up and sleep with him. He loves him, he truly does, but Russia has a hard time accepting this fact. France/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,218 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/24/2010 - France, Russia - Complete
Sapphires and Rubies by coxcomb reviews
Germany can't decide what to do on his day off. Luckily, France and Prussia came up with a good idea. France/Prussia/Germany fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Germany, France - Complete
Königsberger Klopse by coxcomb reviews
Germany tries to ignore Prussia's advances as he makes dinner. Prussia/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
On Handling a World Conference by buttonfly reviews
"He was not one for casual contact, especially of this sort, and especially while in the presence of all the other nations who could very easily look over to see the color on his face, and the broad smirk on his neighbor's..." Just a little FrUK lime fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Anything For You by PsychoticDemonic reviews
England hadn't meant for this to happen. Really, he hadn't. He wasn't France after all. It wasn't his damn fault America liked the way he smelled. UK/colonial!US, deanon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Something You Simply Can't Forget by TimeArbiter reviews
Kumajiro Wonders Exactly How Sweet His Matty Really Is. Kumajiro/Shota!Canada Dun like- Dun read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Kumajiro, Canada - Complete
Curls by IronicNarwhal reviews
As two people representing the same nation, their hearts represent the same enternal city; beating as one. This is common knowledge. What isn't such common knowledge, is that the two Italians have a second feature of dual represenation. Spamano and GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/24/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Love Potion by silent.imagination reviews
Hungary decides it's a good time to slip a love potion to everyone... Could the outcomes be disastrous? Rated M for a reason. Probably most characters and pairings. Review! Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Quality Time! by iLucienne reviews
A Germany and N.Italy two-shot! DAMN HOT and LEATHER. Will the world collapse when Italy gets horny? -wink, wink-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Quality time 2: You gotta love temptation by iLucienne reviews
This is the second chapter of Quality time Germany takes revenge on Italy... IN THE WORLD MEETING! "W-why are you d-doing this! Ludwig!" Mentions of: GerIta, FrUK, AmPan, HunBela, PruAuSwiss and a couple more. REVIEW!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
"But I do have to wonder, mon Alfred, just how committed you are to removing England from your land." France wondered, "So I ask: are you willing to do anything to be rid of him?" Frus. Plz r&r!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,313 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - America, France - Complete
Didn't See That Coming by emmiesensei reviews
Lovino invited Antonio to spend the day with him. Invitation accepted, things somehow get not so innocent, and ends completely unexpectedly. SpainxS.Italy, rated M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Laments of Being a Virgin by Shatterdoll reviews
Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Carwash by mykonosparadise reviews
France comes to visit Germany and finds him busy washing his Mercedes. Sex ensues. PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - France, Germany - Complete
Apologize by Black Icing Luv reviews
Romano walks in on the Bad Touch Trio, and Spain is determined to apologize in the best way he can think of! Fail summary fails. Spamano Warnings inside ! Try reading it por moi?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
I Dream by Zanteh reviews
GerAme psychological oneshot. Ludwig's alone at home when Alfred pops in to discuss some projects. We all know it'll end with sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Germany, America - Complete
While you sleep by blacksoles reviews
Lovino finds Antonio fast asleep on the couch, and soon, suppressed desire takes over him. There's no stopping now, is there? One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Confessional by portmanteaux reviews
Remus is Sirius's confessor. Marauder Era. RLSB Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Scars by blackkisbackk reviews
After Remus faces a rough transformation with Sirius by his side during recovery, both boys realize they may have feelings for one another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,939 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Distraction by SerasKucheki reviews
America hates sitting still and Russia hates him, well, for everything and anything. But what happens when Russia decides to give him a present for making him hate him all these years. Warning-Near rape, violence, and blood RusxAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Curiosity by yaoimoonlighter reviews
peter and raivais get on berwald's computer and find a picture...but what is the result? *RATING MAY GO UP! POSSIBLE MORE CHAPTERS!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sealand, Latvia - Complete
At Papa France's house by temarinekoninja reviews
Francis always had a thing for little boys, but he promised himself he would keep it in his pants. Alfred makes that easier said than done... Warning:VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED SHOTA! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2010 - France, America - Complete
Sirius Black hates books by VampiressBlack reviews
Sirius Black hates books. He hates books with a passion; mainly because they are the only thing that takes up Remus’ precious time and attention, when Sirius so badly desires it himself. WARNING! RLSB slash. Don’t like, turn away NOW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
After Hours by Ksiezniczka reviews
Lithuania and Poland get down and dirty in the conference room, entertaining the idea that anyone could walk in and see them. Unaware that at that moment someone actually is. LietPol, creepy one-sided RusLiet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
The Tropical Adventures of Moony & Padfoot by picascribit reviews
1994: After twelve years in Azkaban and a year on the run, Sirius is looking forward to sand and sunshine and a little time spent getting reacquainted with a certain werewolf, but Remus seems hesitant to rekindle their romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,834 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2007 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] N. Tonks, Buckbeak - Complete
Please Don't by R0KI reviews
Russia decided Latvia is finally ready to have the same treatment as his brothers. Rated M for smut....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Victory March by KatyaChekov reviews
Lithuania and Poland let off some steam after the Battle of Tannenberg, in the form of impatient sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Family Night by Nisha Tsukino reviews
Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/23/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Remember Remember the Eighteenth of November by cold-crescent-moon reviews
Novemver 18.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Russia, Latvia - Complete
Only In It for the Health Care by curious marionette reviews
Canada visits America and ends up spending the night. England lurks outside...! :O Implied: AmericaxCanada, AmericaxEngland, RussiaxAmerica?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Bonded by Darkfire75 reviews
England x Canada. Taken from an RP I had with a friend. The next chapter will be FranceEnglandCanada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/19/2009 - England/Britain, Canada
Scars by Joanie Dark reviews
Toris lies in bed and thinks of times past... RussiaxLithuania and light LithuaniaxPoland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
The Polar Bear by Yazzy reviews
England pays a young Canada a visit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
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Unconditional reviews
Arthur explains the way he loves Colonial Alfred and we may observe how that love evolves over time. A foreshadowing to what we know as "USUK." Rating may change if continued. T for vulgar language, insinuated sex, and drug usage. CHAPTER 40 UPDATE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 54,044 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - America, England/Britain
Lessons Learned reviews
From the very beginning, Ludwig had great plans for success and rose to the top quickly, but did his power-hungry actions to achieve this ultimately lead to his decline? This is a detailed look into the life and happenings of Ludwig Beilschmidt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Taking Note reviews
Admitting sexual fantasies to someone is never easy, and certainly not to the entire world, which is exactly what everyone must do. Rated M for language and MATURE topics, talk about sex, and sex itself. CHAPTER 4 UPDATE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
Deliverance reviews
America barges in England's home yet again and wants to spend time together. England suggests a movie. Good thing America brought Deliverance! Seme England! Rated M for language and detailed sex scene.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete