Araminthe Ispwitch
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Author has written 9 stories for D N Angel, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, Yuri!!! on Ice, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, and Fable.



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Name: Araminthe Ispwitch

Pronunciation(?): A-ra-min-teh

Nickname/s: Ara, Mint, Mint Tea (my tea-loving and pun-loving bestfriend saw the opportunity and just couldn’t resist), Aramin, Ramen (rarely called, but I liked how my online friends found it inside my name. XD)

Alias/es: The Queen of the MirroЯealm, Lady Ara, The Covenant’s Vessel, Herald Witch Araminthe, The Covenant’s Queen

Age: I’ve been around since the witch trials of Europe. (Okay, kidding. I, the author whose name really isn’t Ara, was born on 1994. You do the math.)

Gender: Female


Reynolf Krauss, my husband. And the other half and human version of my accursed symbiote, The Covenant. And my obsessive stalker. Our relationship’s a bit complicated and weird (read: he’s a sociopathic cyborg dictator bastard whose mind was originally half of The Covenant and is obsessed with me, the original host) but I love him. Because nobody else will.

Mordicay, my son. I treasure him so much because I never thought I would be able to have children due to my curse as an immortal vessel. I have Reynolf to thank for that.

Occupation: Again, the Queen of the MirroЯealm—the other world for everything. Due to the vastness of this kingdom, a great power is required to govern it. Only The Covenant, a powerful being, was prophesied to reign in eternity. I, being the chosen vessel of it, naturally became the queen—despite my initial reluctance. I serve to oversee and guide the balance of the omniverse through my kingdom, and protect the order of Nature as a Herald Witch. My favorite part of the job, though, is checking up on Earth, my first home.

Also, I write fanfiction and roleplays--BL fanfiction and roleplays.

Abilities/Skills: powerful and limitless magic thanks to The Covenant, political prowess due to centuries of being queen, video gaming, cooking

Hobbies: taking strolls, playing games, eating, napping, reading

So yeah, basically, my character persona—Araminthe—is a really random grandma. XD Haven’t typed up her story yet, but keep an eye out.

Sincere apologies to my readers, both old and new. I tend to update really slowly, and I need people to keep nagging me so I won’t forget that I have commitments to fulfill. Feel free to scare me to work harder.

I’ll post the progress updates here, but for quicker news, I have social media for you guys.


Follow me @QueenAraminthe and let’s retweet and shit. Whatever it is people do on Twitter. You should be grateful. I made an account just for you all.


Since Twitter only allows 140 characters in posting (the absurdity of it all!), we have Facebook for longer posts (a.k.a. when I wanna rant, gush, etc.). But please, don’t find and add me there. Just like the page I made for updates and get notifications. As much as I’d like to befriend you all, I really don’t have time for all that. So just… ignore my account and notice page-chan instead. Please.

Also, I’ll reply to reviews here (but I’ll still do my usual replies at every chapter). And when I’m bored, I’ll do the occasional random post to remind you guys that I’m still alive.



FFNet Job: s2Teennovelist's Grammar Knight (a.k.a. Proofreader)


1) The Exaggeratedly Perilous Journey of a Gay High School Romance

Next Chapter: 6

Status: Well, I started with the "Previously" already...

Problems: I don't know how to end it...

2) When Fate Decides to Kick Your Ass

Next Chapter: 4

Status: On-hiatus. Planning to revise and rewrite the entire story, and rewrite 4th Chapter draft because the original was lost. Dammit.

Problems: Not that interested in DNAngel anymore, but I really want to redo this because I hate the fact that I had no originality back then (contrary to what my readers thought).


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Maji Love 1000%


GoM’s versh of Maji Love 1000%

a) KnB drama CD [Sailor Moon parody]

b) Aomine singing “Get’cha Head in the Game” [High School Musical]

c) The GoM (including Momoi, as she should be) dancing to “Bop to the Top” [High School Musical]

d) GoM during Training Camp sleep-over

e) KnB parodied into Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi


Floor Plans of Hiyokoroshi Apartment Complex (including Kuroko's place)

Piano versh of Migikata no Chou [Butterfly on Your Right Shoulder] which Kuroko played

Dream Girl by SHINee (which Misdirection practiced)



1) Royally Gay

The great kingdom of Baske, ruled by the tenacious Queen Riko, is known for being the home of the Royal Generation of Miracles, the queen's six sons whom are proficient in each of their chosen fields. For years, these brothers have loved and cared for their people, especially their dearest mother. But when Her Majesty declares that they should find love, the young princes briefly wonder if perhaps she is actually starting to go senile. And so, with reluctance, the hunting game for girlfriends begin. Unfortunately for them, Queen Riko thinks they're better off with men. KagaKuro, AoSaku, KiseKasa, MidoTaka, AkaFuri, MuraHimu, KiyoHyu, ImaWaka, and many more! Rom-Com/Fantasy

Release Date: When GHSR's 4th chapter comes out. Hopefully. The 4th chapter came, but still no progress except for the fact that I've typed the prologue already. =-=

Origins: Believe it or not, this was inspired by an AkaKuro fic named "The Royal Scandal" by UtsuhoTetsuya. I tried imagining how it would be like if the GoM were royal bros, and lo and behold, this was conceived! Really getting excited for this one. :D

Story Status: Prologue chapter has been typed, but not yet finished.

2) Divine Intervention 101: A Guide to Holy Matchmaking

Recently assigned as a holy matchmaker, angel Furihata Kouki descends to Earth and assumes a human identity to directly and effectively influence his targets' love lives. Unfortunately for him, high-level demon Akashi Seijuurou found him quite interesting and decides to... more or less make things more difficult for him. AkaFuri, KagaKuro, AoSaku, KiseKasa, MidoTaka, MuraHimu. Rom-Com/Fantasy

Release Date: After "Royally Gay". Or later chapters. =-=

Origins: Back then, I had thought about making individual stories for each of my OTPs in their supposed work in the future. Then a little while later, I mused that Akashi was always seen as a demon, either literally or figuratively in other fics. Since AkaFuri was starting to grow on me, I imagined Furihata as an angel and decided I like the idea. Remembering that I had a similar idea for DNAngel back then, I decided to make Furihata play Cupid as well, and Akashi thwarting (lurking around) him. Then I just recycled my idea for the individual stories for my OTPs and made them Furihata's targets. 8D... But unfortunately, I'm still debating on whether to make this a massive one-shot or a multi-chaptered fic. Oh, and just so you know, I'm not trying to rip off GPS-OrangeWorld's "Strings & Cuts", okay? I'm a fan, after all. And this is quite different.

Story Status: The first scene has been thought of; the rest, still pending.

3) I'm Your Prize

The manager and sponsors of the Generation of Miracles--a popular boy group in Japan--had decided to start a "Win a Trip" event for charity and high ratings. Naturally, thousands of fans flocked to submit the best fanwork and dedication items to be able to spend summer vacation with their handsome idols as their dates. But no one, not even the GoM themselves, expected the winners to be a bunch of guys from one video game company. Nor did they expect that they don't actually care about the GoM; they just wanted to get the exotic vacation. AkaFuri, KagaKuro, AoSaku, KiseKasa, MidoTaka, MuraHimu. Rom-Com/Friendship/Drama

Release Date: With the way I'm going with my other pending stories, don't expect an early release date for this one. =-=

Origins: I blame those fics that had the GoM as a boy group. Plus, "The Exaggeratedly Perilous Journey of a Gay High School Romance", of course. Then the rest of the idea just came together when I imagined a music video of Takao, Kasamatsu, Himuro, Kagami, Furihata, and Sakurai singing "Kagerou Days" and being all rock star-ish and just wowing the GoM. Now you know. 8D

Story Status: Thought of the basic plot and the plot twist, already (Yes, there's a plot twist. :P). Other details are still in the works.

4) Well, Excuuuuuse Me, Your Highness!

Aomine and Kagami meet as little princely rivals while their older brothers are in a meeting. (MOST DETAILS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE. ESPECIALLY THE SUMMARY.) AoKaga, MuraHimu, AkaKuro, KiseKasa, MidoTaka. Rom-Com/Fantasy

Release Date: Unsure, but I really do wanna write this someday. Just think of the forthcoming adorableness that is chibi Aomine and chibi Kagami being childhood rivals. :D

Origins: Can't remember if this plot bunny just suddenly popped out of nowhere or I got inspired by something. But I do remember that I've read a shoujo manga called "Zettai Heiwa Daisakusen" (Absolute Peace Strategy) before. It was about two royals from different kingdoms pretending to be in love so that the war will stop, but enough about that. It had this side story about the hero (Prince Johanne) and the heroine (Princess Euda) meeting when they were kids (but, of course, come present time, they actually don't remember that they've met back then XD), and their interaction was really amusing and adorable 'cause even as little innocent children, they were already at odds with each other. XD... I imagined little Prince Aomine and little Prince Kagami's first meeting like that, but even more hilarious and fluffier! Also, the story will continue up to their adolescence! :D

Story Status: Plot? Check. Draft? Nope.

5) Our Peculiar Family Series

The Akashis and I: Ordinary salaryman Furihata Kouki never expected to find himself saving a little kid from a kidnapping one day--much less being successful at something, for once. As Fate may have it, not only is the adorable 6-year-old he saved a rich heir to an elite corporation, he also happens to be Akashi Seijuurou's precious son! The same Akashi Seijuurou whom had scared Furihata shitless from the moment they met years ago, mind you. It doesn't help that little Akashi Keitarou is now enamored with the unlucky salaryman. AkaFuri. Rom-Com/Family

Dr. Carrot and the Hawks: Takao Kazunari was well-acquainted with hospitals. After all, that was where he first met his adopted son Masahiro, and where he and the boy would often spend their days together--as the child was born with a weak heart. That was also where he was reunited with the spiteful Dr. Midorima Shintarou, his former high school basketball teammate--who, even after all these years, still had no patience for Takao's jests. Unfortunately for him, both father and son are naturally tenacious once they like something--despite no blood relation--and will stop at nothing to get the crabby doctor to hang out with them. Not when Takao knew that it was about time to stop denying what his heart has wanted for so long. MidoTaka. Rom-Com/Family/Drama

The Story of a Lonely Cub: Once upon a time, an unfortunate young boy named Eiji got involved in a tragic fire that claimed everything he had. Hearing the news, his former teacher Kuroko Tetsuya decides to take him in. But the law wouldn't allow it due to Kuroko's circumstances... unless he had a partner in parenthood. Enter Kagami Taiga, the very firefighter who saved Eiji. Pitying the boy, Kagami decides to become his best friend Kuroko's live-in partner in order to adopt Eiji. And so begins the story of a peculiar trio trying to learn the meaning of the word "family". KagaKuro. Rom-Com/Family/Drama

Papa plus Dad = Wonderful Love!: Kise Ryouta, an international pilot, is the doting papa of 3-year-old Hina and 15-year-old Himeko. Architect Kasamatsu Yukio, on the other hand, is the proud dad of 7-year-old Ranmaru and 15-year-old Reiichi. Formerly kouhai and senpai, the two single fathers find themselves reunited in a Parent-Teacher meeting when their eldest children become classmates. They begin to rekindle their friendship and often bond together with the kids due to them both being broken families. Unbeknownst to the fathers though, the kiddies decide they like being one big happy family, and thus plots the two men's downfall in love--whether they like it or not. KiseKasa. Rom-Com/Family/Drama

A Double-Trouble Parfait with Maiubo on Top: Himuro Tatsuya, a divorced fashion designer, hadn't exactly expected to find his 10-year-old twin daughters missing one day. Nor had he expected to find his unrequited love, Murasakibara Atsushi, to be entertaining them in his newly-opened bakeshop. God definitely had something against him. Why did it have to be the pastry chef, of all people? Why does he always find his precious Shuura and Shuuka visiting the man? Why now, when Himuro thought he had finally been able to get over him? MuraHimu. Rom-Com/Family/Drama

Baby, Love Me: One stormy night, Sakurai Ryou found a basket on his doorstep. Inside it lay a beautiful baby girl. The brunette chef was instantly smitten. And after days of trying to find her family, Sakurai finally gives up and adopts the infant himself, naming her Yaeko. Three years later, the two move back into Tokyo and Sakurai is reunited with Detective Aomine Daiki, an old friend. Meanwhile, Aomine receives rumors of an illegitimate child through a past relationship of his. Reluctantly, he decides to investigate if it was true. To think that it would lead him to Sakurai and his new daughter... AoSaku. Rom-Com/Family/Drama

Release Date: TBA.

Origins: The countless single-daddy-and-child-meet-single-guy BL mangas I've read (and those two-single-daddies, as well). Also, the KnB fanfic "Taki" (Gaaaaaahhhh, the feels...). Anyways, this'll probably be a separate story series (one plot = one story entry, but they're all in the same universe, and you'll usually find other characters from the other stories making cameos and such). Don't worry, you'll know if the stories I post are a part of this series. Their titles will be like this: "Our Peculiar Family Series I: The Akashis and I", "Our Peculiar Family Series II: Dr. Carrot and the Hawks", etc. More often than not, each story can stand on its own, but I do encourage you to read the others. What I'm going to do is kinda similar to what lunaryu (if you're familiar with her work here in the KnB archive) did to some of her fics: she strung along her stories together as a series, but they can be stand-alones. Ah, also, this series is an AU, just to be clear. AAAAAAAAND, this doesn't have M-Preg, in case you were wondering. I'm okay with those stories, but I wanted these to be realistic, so no.

Story Status: Well, I keep daydreaming about little Keitarou and his newfound Mama--ahem--friend Furihata, so I guess that counts...?

6) If You Hear the Seagulls Cry

Famous prosecutor Midorima Shintarou finds himself in danger as he ends up washed ashore on a barely-inhabited island near Japan with assassins targeting him. Fortunately, Mother Nature decides to spare him for a few days with a storm, but the lawyer is torn between being thankful and being pissed as he is now instead stuck with an annoying botanist named Takao Kazunari living on said island. MidoTaka. Rom-Com/Suspense.

Release Date: TBA

Origins: Got the idea from a similar scene in a recently-popular religious soap opera here in my country. Famous person gets cut off from civilization due to someone's attempt at his life and a person living away from society helps them. Considering how I wanted it to turn out, I knew MidoTaka was the perfect OTP for this. ouo

Story Status: Inspiration struck and I've now written several paragraphs of the first chapter.

7) The Boundary Between Immortal and Inhuman

Our world is just like how we imagine it in fantasy settings: filled with supernatural phenomena yet invisible to the mortal eye. And like in any society, a group of specialists exist to purge evil from the world and protect the balance. One such group is the Generation of Miracles, a powerhouse squadron in Japan tasked to govern its netherworld. They have ruled with an iron fist for centuries, but what if someone decides to target the one power they cannot touch nor control--Time? AkaFuri, AoKaga, MidoTaka, MuraHimu, MayuKuro, KiseKasa, etc. Rom/Fantasy/Action/Suspense

Release Date: TBA

Origins: I got the idea during the days I was reading Whispering Fireworks, another KnB fanfic. But this time, it's not just about them having superpowers, but being supernatural creatures. I know it's already been done (plus, sucky summary is sucky) but I can assure you that my plot shall be interesting. :D They'll have to confront another powerful organization for help if they wanna win. ouo

Story Status: You don't know how much time I've spent daydreaming this. It rivals Royally Gay, actually. But alas, still in the planning stage.

8) Live, Love, Lose, and Repeat

Aomine Daiki knew that life had to end at some point, but he never dreamed that it would happen the moment he hears of his beloved Ryouta's tragic accident. Sakurai Ryou knew the swirling abyss all too well. This time, he vows that his old friend doesn't get sucked in like he did--even if it means that he'll have to reopen old wounds of his own. Aomine Ryouta, for his part, isn't just going to move on without fixing things he can fix. past!AoKise, AoSaku. Romance/Tragedy/Supernatural/Angst/Drama

Release Date: TBA


Story Status: Well, I know how it'll happen... Does that count? orz


1) When the Stars and the Earth Collide

Yuri Plisetsky is an alien spy from a far-off galaxy with a mission on Earth. Jean-Jacques Leroy is his annoying human neighbor with the cute cat. Actually, no--Jean-Jacques Leroy is the neighborhood human warlock with the cute cat, and he's actually not that annoying when he's kicking alien ass left and right. Pliroy, Otamila, Viktuuri, SeungChuchu, EmiMike, LeoJi, etc. Rom-Com/Fantasy/Sci-Fi

Release Date: ahahahahahahahahaha

Origins: Alien x Witch is one of my favorite OTPs and I only recently realized that it could work for Pliroy. OTL

Story Status: Concept mapped out.

2) There's Nowhere I'd Rather Be Than Under the Fucking Sea

It's not easy having to accompany their adventurous airhead king around as he collects human thingamabobs from sunken ships. The only reason Yuri's still staying is because it WAS kinda fun to collect them--much as he's loathe to admit it. But when King Viktor's wiles leads them to saving his human crush and an obnoxious human king from drowning--which, in turn, leads them to making a deal with a sea witch to walk on land--Yuri finds that he's just about ready to admit that he's calling quits. Pliroy, Viktuuri, Minabek. Rom-Com/Fantasy/Parody

Release Date: *sWEATS*

Origins: I saw Themie saying that they had a Little Mermaid AU for Pliroy--and that led to this.

Story Status: Concept mapped out.

3) Game Over or Makeover?

The mission was to defeat Tyrant King Leroy and get the reward. Easy-peasy. Of course, the road taken wasn't easy AT ALL--Yuri had to sacrifice style for the sake of stats sometimes, and he couldn't sacrifice his sacred tiger boots for higher agility, no matter what! So he did NOT just traverse half a continent in a week, only to be told that he had to change his outfit into something more stylish before he could fight the enemy king. Pliroy. Rom-Com/Fantasy/Parody

Release Date: he he...

Origins: Was watching this hilarious vid and I was just struck with inspiration.

Story Status: Concept mapped out.

4) Of Fire and Darkness

It had all started with a midnight skate amidst the snow and the ice and the moonlight. Newly-crowned, Ember Queen Mila of the fiery kingdom of Ardente has much to prove as the first female monarch by blood of her country. Through correspondence, she finds an interesting confidante in the mysterious Shadow King Altin of Qara, and by her coronation gala, a challenging endeavor in the somber Lord Otabek, Altin's emissary. Lord Otabek, for his part, finds the tenacious queen a tad bit troublesome--after all, how can he act as both the Shadow King and the emissary if Her Majesty takes up all his time? Worst of all, he's starting to not mind the turn of events. Otamila, Pliroy, Viktuuri, EmiMike, SeungChuchu, LeoJi, etc. Rom-com/Fantasy/Modern/Drama

Release Date: ...

Origins: The Ember Queen x Shadow King concept was an original idea of mine years ago. It was inspired by S2Teennovelist's "The Frost King", a Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic where Yugi Mouto is a figure skater. Finding the image of fiery red hair dancing in the wind as a woman skillfully skates on the ice my kind of aesthetic, and the image of a powerful stranger watching the skater from the shadows my kind of romance, I gave birth to the Ember Queen x Shadow King original story. Unfortunately, I never got to write it, but discovering Otamila reminded me of it and hOLY SHIT THE SHIP FUCKING FITS IT LIKE A GLOVE. Mila, a redhead skater who happens to be Russian a.k.a. someone from a cold climate thus explaining the love for skating (Ember Queen was half-fire, half water, and loved to skate)? Check. Otabek, a mysterious and quiet guy who is tall, dark, and brooding handsome with the image of a knight (Shadow King's story requires him to be a warrior who earned the throne)? Check. Multiple and diverse characters of YOI from around the globe, fitting the original storyline's need for several kingdoms of elements and seasons? CHECK. There was no way around it--this concept was going to be an Otamila AU.

Story Status: Prologue and Chapter 1 planned out.

5) The Dragon Prince Who Said Rawr

Dispatched to the deepest recesses of their kingdom's forests, Sir Otabek Altin and Sir Yuri Plisetsky brave the dangers to rescue their King JJ's friend from another country--a young Prince Kenjirou Minami. They expected a fearsome creature guarding the keep where the prince was supposedly locked away, but when they only find a pint-sized talking dragon much too happy to discover people visiting his home, an aloof cat keeping the dragon company, and no prince in sight, they can't help but scratch their heads in utter befuddlement. The dragon seems nice, though. Minabek, Pliroy. Rom-com/Fantasy

Release Date: ... Well...


Story Status: Concept mapped out.


PM me so we can arrange the papers. :D

1) The Phantom of the Gymnasium

There was a rumor about Seirin High School's gym. A ghost lurking in the shadows, always messing around with the basketball team. Whether or not it was a good thing that Kagami Taiga was chosen by this so-called "phantom player", no one really knew. Kagami himself wasn't sure either, especially after finding out that it was just some kid with low presence who was obsessed with milkshakes.

Origins: The Phantom of the Opera and Kuroko no Basuke, duh.

2) Have No Fear!

The cast of KnB as superheroes.


My god, you read all of that? You have nothing better to do, don’t you? :/

Okay then, why don’t I introduce to you a few good BL reads (whether fanfic, real books, or even good non-BL authors)?

- I’m currently reading the Cut & Run series by Abigail Roux. It’s a mystery thriller… that starts off with two special agents who hate each other. Oh, the gay undertones… :D

- In the DNAngel archives, DeadRat309’s one of the greatest BL rom-com crackfic writers there. Hell, she had been the reason why I started writing here in the first place! Her works are pretty much crack-ish, so if you want some laughs, try her works if you know DNAngel. She’s no longer active, though, but I recommend her “He’s My Girlfriend”. :D

- For really good Full Metal Alchemist BL fanfics, try the author Winds of Water. She (he?) updates very slowly, but her stories are worth it. OvO

- For Harry Potter BL (and mostly TomRiddle/HarryPotter ones that make sense), try reading Paimpont’s works. She’s a revolutionary writer, that one.

- If you prefer Yu-Gi-Oh BL, on the other hand, s2Teennovelist is a big name in that fandom. My OTPs for this particular fandom isn’t what she usually writes, but even then, her stories are so compelling that I can’t help reading even though I don’t ship the characters. She is that good. (Hell, I'm now her Grammar Knight, you know. 8D)

- Hell, I have a Fave Stories list here. Give ‘em a try.

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At Gate's Edge by Winds of Water reviews
Love's never easy as it is, but it's twice as hard when you're separated by life and death. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 435,622 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Of Fake Fairytales and Faux Amour by Lyrical Rawr reviews
Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 162,938 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 3/28/2017 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Miles E., Phoenix W./Nick
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,100 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Cosmic Love by plaguedbynargles reviews
Soulmate AU. When the two consultants shake hands, it certainly puts a wrench in both of their plans for the rooftop encounter.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 169,547 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.] John W. - Complete
Those Who Dream by Winds of Water reviews
And Alphonse thought that he knew everything there was about souls after spending time as a suit of armor. Scar/Al.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,363 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Alphonse E., Scar
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
Denial by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. Jacob is in denial. Bella is his sister. Edward is in his mind. And apparently, according to Alice, everyone in the wolf tribe are destined to imprint on a vampire...and will also catch a case of the Gay Flu too. Pack/Coven Fic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,760 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Jacob, Edward
The Dragon's Rose by The Queen of Plot Twists reviews
Headstrong, fiery and sharp-tounged, Yami swore he would do anything to protect his beloved brothers Atem and Yugi, even sacrifice his freedom to the vicious Dragon King Seto. He Kept his word. Prideshipping, loosely based on Beauty and the Beast, Lemons
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 310,249 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 5,147 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How the Elrics Stole Miniskirtmas by Winds of Water reviews
...or at least made a valiant attempt.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,447 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The little merman by DeadRat309 reviews
All fairy-tales are made to be corrupted. Based on the original story 'The little mermaid'. DarkKrad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Taming of the Wolf by MissCloud reviews
Brooklyn wants Tyson, but so does Hilary. And Tyson is only allowed to date when step brother Tala starts to, but being the wild wolf of the high school, most people are afraid of him. Unless... someone is hired? KaiTala TyHil Highschool. COMPLETE
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,101 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Unconventional by Tobirion reviews
Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Zack F., Cloud S. - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3440 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He's my girlfriend by DeadRat309 reviews
What'd you do if you had annoying, scary, clingy fangirls after you all the time? One like Risa Harada... And this is what Dark did: drag out a blond and claim him to be his "girlfriend". DarkKrad, SatoDai, eh.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Turnabout Coming Out by Ellcrys reviews
In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Spirited Away 2: Return to the Spirit World by moviefan-92 reviews
It's been 12 long years since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, and she wishes she never left. After all this time, she finally finds her way back. But what will it take for her to stay? I'm bad at summaries. COMPLETE
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,914 - Reviews: 6051 - Favs: 3,793 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - [Chihiro O., Kohaku N.] Zeniba, Kaonashi - Complete
Embracing The Darkness by Night Music reviews
A retelling of the classical tale of the dark lord, Hades, and the beautiful Kore (Persephone) that steals his heart. complete
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,398 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Complete
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To Weave a Crown of Stars For You
To former king Logan, Nick was the nanny of the little boy Logan's sister had adopted. That was all he was ever supposed to be. But he wasn't. [Logan x Male OC][Yeah, you read that right.]
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,314 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2017 - [Logan, OC] Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall
Your True Name Is reviews
Midoriya Izuku was just your average teenage boy. Born Quirkless in a world full of Quirks, but an average teenage boy nonetheless. His parents made sure of that. And that was good. After all, if All Might's enemies found out he had a son... [Toshinko, Dad Might AU, Secret Child AU]
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,717 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might
Who Made You King of Anything? reviews
Yuri Plisetsky was only trying to relax and meditate the night before his senior debut at the Rostelecom Cup. He had never wanted to get WAY into a fucking debate about an annoying rockstar with an equally-annoying stranger. In fact, he had never even wanted to discover that said equally-annoying stranger was actually the aforementioned annoying rockstar!
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/9/2017 - [Yuri P., Jean-Jacques L.] [Yuri K., Victor N.] - Complete
Be Mine reviews
A Viktuuri fic for the prompt "you were drunk and proposed to me but i'm not sure how to bring it up now you're sober bc i totally would have said yes au"—or rather, an AU in which coaching him wasn't the only thing a drunken Yuuri had unknowingly asked of Viktor Nikiforov.
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2017 - [Victor N., Yuri K.] - Complete
I'm in love with a fairytale reviews
Once upon a time, there was a man named Georgi Popovich. Somehow, his story is trying to compete for the title of "Greatest Romantic Tragicomedy of All Time." [Part 2 of the Two Sides of a Fairytale songfic series]
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Georgi P. - Complete
The Accursed Tale of Viktor Nikiforov reviews
Once upon a time, there was a man named Viktor Nikiforov. However, his story isn't something clear-cut like generic fairytales. [Part 1 of the Two Sides of a Fairytale songfic series]
Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Victor N., Yuri K.] - Complete
Of Handcuffs and Candlelight reviews
It's December 23 and Akashi is hosting a party for his old friends in his apartment. Unfortunately, he gets incapacitated before the party starts.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Akashi Seijuurou, Kuroko T.] - Complete
The Exaggeratedly Perilous Journey of a Gay High School Romance reviews
Bad luck strikes as high school athletes Kagami, Aomine, Kise, and Midorima get suspended and get drafted into helping the Glee Club—a newly-formed group of idols that are becoming the rising stars of their school! But will it really be THAT bad? One thing's for sure, though: Kiseki no Sedai Academy will never be the same again! KagaKuro, AoSaku, KiKasa, MidoTaka, and many more ;D
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 98,759 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 4/19/2013 - [Kuroko T., Kagami T.] [Aomine D., Sakurai R.]
When Fate Decides to Kick Your Ass reviews
Dark Mousy is invincible... or so he claims. So when an artwork decides to go berserk, give him a damn body of his own, and leave him with a homicidal blonde clad in a golden ruffled dress just to ruin his life... he knew right there and then... that Krad of the Hikari was going to be the death of him. DarkKrad, SatoDai [DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE]
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,254 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - [Dark M., Krad] [Daisuke N., Satoshi H.]