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Joined 06-21-10, id: 2413268, Profile Updated: 08-11-14
Author has written 6 stories for Outsiders, and Takers.

Seldom-used account with my old fanfictions. Soon to be revived, I promise. Just be patient.

I ALSO SERVE AS A BETA. As of late, it's all I've been doing. Do not be afraid to contact me on ANY of the fandoms listed way below.

Alternatively interested in Theon Greyjoy, Wade Wilson, pointy-eared animals, Misfits, Sebastian Vettel's crooked finger, tenor saxophones, Ramsay BOLTON, biopsychology, trumpets, Fernando Alonso's eyebrows, Thramsay, Atheism, Ben Folds, Rainbow Dash, electric bass guitars, Vodafone McLaren-Mercedes, cold showers, cookie dough, my stuffed animal, Lewis Hamilton in sunglasses, Top Gear, Weezer, not cleaning my glasses, and sushi (in no particular order).

You can find me on tumblr as "subwaywolf" or on my ASOIAF blog, "houses-bolton". My Hannibal blog is "hanniballlectured", my Marvel comics blog is "manwithoutfears", and my Formula One blog is "jensonbuttoned".

I also have a FictionPress, also under the name of SubwayWolf. Follow me on Twitter, I'm @SubwayWolf. I have a, and it's SubwayWolf. My tumblr is "manwithoutfears" and my username is SubwayWolf. I'm on FunnyJunk as SubwayWolf. (I'm SubwayWolf everywhere.)

CURRENT OBSESSIONS (in order of decreasing severity): A Song of Ice and Fire, Hannibal, Misfits
PAST OBSESSIONS (in order, starting at age 3): Dragons, Snakes, Pokemon, Wolves, Dogs, Unreal Tournament 3, MAD Magazine, Borderlands, South Park, Comedy Centeral, NFL Football, Chicago Cubs, The Outsiders, Patrick Swayze, Train, Keanu Reeves, Weezer; Portal 2, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant & Karl Pilkington, Top Gear, Formula One, Marvel Comics


"There are two types of opinions in the world: mine, and the wrong one."
- Jeremy Clarkson

"You're not going to burn in hell. But be nice anyway."
-Ricky Gervais

"Am I doing too many good things for the world? Probably. But that's the kind of guy I am."
-Ricky Gervais

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Kaleidoscope Eyes by spicygurl reviews
If only Ponyboy Curtis could see that Dallas isn't the one for him, Two-Bit is.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Two Bit M., Ponyboy C.
It'll Never Happen by Flippzy The Edward Slayer reviews
Just when Wheately thought he'd heard all of Space Core's rants about space...only to find out it's not lying this time. Rated T for language!
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Complete
Spiked by Itsonmymind1 reviews
TOP GEAR: Hammond, Clarkson and May have to share a hotel room but what happens when their drink gets spiked? Slash, threesome. Oneshot
Others - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
How Did We End Up Cellmates? by TuffGreasers reviews
Dally plans Pony's 18th birthday party, and things go wrong... wrong enough that the gang ends up in jail. T just in case.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010
Tybalt and Mercutio In Pieces by BluePeople reviews
The bad blood between Tybalt and Mercutio is the result of a love affair gone south. This is a bunch of short scenes, meaning "In Pieces" refers to the story, not the characters. Because otherwise that would be a horrible story.
Roméo et Juliette, de la Haine à l'Amour - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
A New Thing for the Not Exactly Normal by The Unbreakable Snape Fan reviews
Alternate reality where the bullet doesn't kill Dally at the end of the book. Before he goes off to jail, Dally kisses Tim and runs off. It just gets weirder from there. There is a sequel titled "Working Out the Kinks". WARNINGS FOR PAST RAPE AND FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT (perpetrated by a minor!). WARNINGS FOR VIOLENCE TOWARD EACH OTHER.
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,969 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Dallas W., Tim S. - Complete
Princess Gareth by Lauren Wagner reviews
BBC Office: The company is putting on a play and Gareth is one of the lead roles!
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
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Going Down Swinging reviews
The Greasers are sitting pretty after their latest bank raid until an old member of their team, Tim, gets out of jail and convinces his fellow Takers to go out on another heist. But can they do this with two cops on their tail? Outsiders\Takers crossover.
Crossover - Outsiders & Takers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010
Get Me the Hell Outta Here reviews
Curly hates the reformatory center - there's mean wardens, crappy food, and no windows. But to the rescue comes Tim and Dallas. Can the older Greasers break Curly out of that place?
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Curly S., Tim S.
No End In Sight reviews
Dallas runs away after Johnny's death, and it's up to the gang and the Shepard brothers to find them. SLASH! Don't like? DON'T READ! Nothing explicit, however. 12 chapters long.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,191 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Falling To Pieces reviews
Soda goes into Ponyboy's room to comfort his little brother the morning after Johnny's and Dallas's passing. Somewhat of a sequel to 'Overcooked'.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C. - Complete
Secondhand reviews
Curly Shepard has a lot running through his mind after Tim kicks him out from a fight. He thinks he has a reason for it but Tim tells him otherwise. COMPLETE.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Curly S., Tim S. - Complete
Overcooked reviews
The morning after the rumble and the deaths of Johnny and Dallas, Darrel Curtis wakes up to find his brother doing something very odd: making breakfast.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Darry C., Sodapop C. - Complete