xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-21-10, id: 2413569, Profile Updated: 10-23-12
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Hey guys! Welcome to the profile of Aiko Fucking Hanashi. Leader of the BB.

About me? Um no.

You Profiles are kinda cliche too.

There's always those fucking Copy and paste this if you're the5% that will laugh if Hannah Montana dies or those I'm a girl so I must like the color pink.

Bitch no one gives a fuck.

If you've read my Fanficers Guide then you already know how i work.

If you're new, let me acquaint you.

I'm blunt.

I curse.

And I fucking like tacos.

Isn't this a good time to add I like tacos so I must be mexican.

Ha.

Funny.

I'm not mexican.

Well anyways so check out my main story: Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches

Peace out.

Fuck bitches.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Submerged by Onileo reviews
Every time he came into her life, she felt herself slip further into his world. When she's pulled in too deep to stand, he is the only one who can keep her afloat. Rated for language, violence and future lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 141,400 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kisame H., Hinata H.
Tiny Pearl by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
She never looks at anything but Naruto, but when she finally catches someone else's eye, Hinata finds that maybe someone's been watching her too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,593 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Window in the Skies by Slashing Silk reviews
Nara Shikamaru believed certain things: North Country people were cold-blooded savages. He would never own a slave or a Pet. And he liked girls. All that would change the day he found a beautiful white-eyed fugitive hiding in his stables. ShikaNeji, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 212,925 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2461 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ricochet by Nukumi reviews
Sometimes what pulls you in also pushes you away. TenNejIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,875 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Trophy by TheOpenedWay reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was naive and didn't learn to stay away from strangers or to expect the unexpected, no matter how unrealistic the situation seems to be. VERY Darkfic. Mature Situations/Abduction/Swearing/Violence/Murder. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,670 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Luck by yuugiri reviews
They said luck was what happened when preparation met opportunity. That must mean she was just really very unlucky. GaaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,012 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
Undeniably Johnlocked by Spark Writer reviews
Sherlock grapples with his feelings for Dr. Watson and creates a plan to win his flatmate's heart. "And John would come in, and they would talk and argue and laugh, and Sherlock would "delete" his feelings. The trouble was, unlike the other information, the feelings always came back." Characters: Sherlock, John, M. Morstan, Mycroft, Mrs. H, Molly, etc. Post-season one.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Obsession by FanFictionFox49 reviews
Kakashi Hatake. Brilliant. Cunning. Psycotic. Sociopath. In his mind lies the clue to catching a ruthless killer. He's requested for help by Japan's force and works together with detective Iruka Umino, who is forced to trust Kakashi's reckless actions in order to succeed in finally catching Japan's newest tormentor. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,934 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Warrior Maid by distraught.hallelujah reviews
AU. Sasuke Uchiha, second son of the king and heir to the throne of Konoha, must be kept in the dark about his banished and sullen older brother's attempts on his life. His somewhat mysterious new personal maid full of uncalled-for dry humor and wit is there to help, but when Itachi comes for Sasuke himself, even his maid may not be able to protect him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi: Anbu Wars by Storm0Wolf reviews
Sequel to 'Itachi: Prodigy Exams'. At age of 10, Itachi Uchiha became a chunnin. At age of 12, the pride of the Uchiha became an ANBU Captain, and enlisted to assist the Rice Country defeat the rebel army. Leading an army of prodigies, Itachi attempts to rewrite Fate's Scheme in the underground war that will take him and his comrades to the breaking point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,968 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Itachi U.
I Can't Hear The Ground by beeftony reviews
Amon may have taken her bending, but that only meant that Lin had nothing left to lose.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Amon - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
Prior Arrangements by PoisonMistress reviews
John finally gets himself engaged, but unfortunately for him the Holmes brothers have other plans, and those involve him staying with Sherlock, and falling in love with him. Eventual John/Sherlock. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,243 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mad Love by hyenateeth reviews
Deidara has just started working at the world famous Akatsuki Asylum, where he meets the Scorpion Killer, Sasori Akasuna. What does this psychopathic killer want with him? Batman based AU, yaoi, Sasodei. ON HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, some violence, & sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,544 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Slumber to the Depths of Release by mischief-monkey reviews
"I caught you, Tsuna." He cackled, his delight not reaching his dark eyes. I start shaking uncontrollably, unable to hide the fear terrorizing me. He continues to stare at me, his face coming close to mine. "Don't be scared anymore, Tsuna." 8027 6959
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Piece of Heaven by mischief-monkey reviews
"I love you Hayato." A fire lit in Yamamoto's eyes, the burning glow illuminating hotly as the umber orbs gazed at him. "You need to learn that you belong only to me, so I will punish you." 8059
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2011 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Itachi: Prodigy Exams by Storm0Wolf reviews
The Uchiha prodigy Itachi graduated from the Acadamy at 7, now at 10 he's taking the Chunnin Exams. Only this time all the villages are sending their most talented Gennin making this the "Prodigy Exams".
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,448 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Itachi U. - Complete
Nightmare by Vitty Rose reviews
Naruto has nightmares about a dark mystery man, so he thought he could stop them with pills, but unfortunate for him it only made it worse. SasuNaru, Dark Fic, AU, Beta'd.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,330 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Like a boss by Gerkyhen reviews
Au romcom. Anko's pov. Step 1: Marry incredibly sexy boss. Step 2: Have his babies. Step 3: Live happily ever after. See, I've got all that figured out, it's just the getting him to notice me part that's difficult. Rated T for general suggestiveness. The awesome cover picture is drawn by the wonderful Jigoku-Dayu93!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,599 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Not Exactly a Love Letter by maddy02erik reviews
The Kazekage gets what the Kazekage wants.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Gaara, Ino Y.
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Heir of Slytherin by RJLupinFan reviews
A vanishing cabinet... an enchanted necklace... the Chamber of Secrets... and one very young, very dangerous, and ever so handsome Dark Lord. Hermione tries hard to send herself, Harry and Ron back to their own time, but Tom Riddle has other plans. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 106,257 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Blind To Notice by Tellytubby101 reviews
The story of the ten times Hatake Kakashi noticed Umino Iruka. And the ten times he saw something inexplicable... that made him fall in love. Slight AU. Shounen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,896 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Nezumi by aFlawedDesign reviews
Five years after Itachi’s demise, Sasuke encounters a skilful and talented ANBU. Deciding she would be the one to bear his children, he willingly returns to Konoha, determined to unmask her. But there’s one complication, what are Akai ANBU? Sasuhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,150 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Little Mouse by Stitchpuppy01 reviews
He is a predator, skillful, ruthless, and twisted. So why is it he cannot kill this one little mouse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,879 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Predator and Prey by Strings of a Puppet reviews
He's the bully. She's the nerd. He's the rebel. She's the saint. He begins a game to destroy her while she finds herself hopelessly caught in his clutches. After all, he's the predator and she... his prey. l AU. Dark fic. l
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,599 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Bathhouse revelations by Lunael reviews
KakaIru After a long day of work, Iruka finds himself listening to some gossips concerning a certain jounin at the bathhouse and discovers that Kakashisensei is in love... with him! Beware: it has more depht that it seem. shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,008 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Macabre by tranquilwriter reviews
GaaHina. All he wanted was to taste her blood. All he wanted was her. Who knew his conquest would only arouse more bloodshed than Hinata had ever seen in her life? One-shot. Rated M for violence, gore, language, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,336 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The Chalice of Ruine by WinterRavenhall reviews
Tom/Hermione. Hermione is having a Godric of a day! Having been thrown into a time portal into Riddle's era,the Golden Trio can’t BELIEVE their luck! But something about this devious Slytherin makes Hermione’s plot go horribly--if not deliciously--awry...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,382 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Stockholm Syndrome by misery.loves.black.sheep reviews
Hinata has a stalker, Sasuke Uchiha is obsessively in love with her and will stop at nothing to have her for himself. One day he finally takes action and abducts her. Will Hinata escape his clutches or will she experience a bad case of stockholm syndrome?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,059 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Possession by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. What if it was Neji's father that was born first instead of Hinata's? How different would their lives be now that Neji is the heir? How different would Neji and Hinata's relationship be? Would there be room for romance? NejiHina Mature Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 208,275 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Gothic Blackberries by Nini the Kakashi Obsessed reviews
Hanagure. "Yes, Shigure could be a very sick man... but only when provoked by a very sick woman." Oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Shigure S., Saki H. - Complete
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.Newbies can come for some insight and oldies can come and laugh at mistakes we've all made.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Don't Tell A Soul reviews
He liked the quiet ones. And so begins this dark, possessive, twisted story. Be warned: Not everyone is who they appear to be. AU. HinaSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Lovely Cherry Blossom reviews
AU. "Before he is completely out of the door I look at my bagel. And you know what they say: Waste a bagel and die.So I, of course, pick up said bagel and oh you know…Beam it at the back of his head..Now back in my Suna days, being able to throw random shit really came in handy. Don't ask, it just did. " SasoSaku ItaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Of Course, It Always Turns Out Like This reviews
Okay look here Akatsuki. You're not gonna get any information about Naruto out of me! And I don't care if you're cunning! And strong..and ruthless...and cold blooded murders...Yeah. We're screwed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Akatsuki
HinaShikaTo Chronicles: Seize The Day reviews
Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru,&Genma-sensei? Yup! "So I'm stuck with a girl who is afraid of her shadow,a boy who probably finds breathing to troublesome,&an obnoxious brat who's obviously not gonna be any sort of useful on any stealth mission." Meet team 13
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.