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Author has written 3 stories for Morganville Vampires, and Mortal Instruments.

So I decided that my profile was seriously lacking in personality, hense me doing it up.

My name is Sarah, i am 17 years old and loving it. I live in Scotland, but sadly don't wear a kilt (unless you count my school skirt). If you hadn't guessed from my stories by now I LOVE MUSE!!! seriously my favourite band of all time. I love rocking out to Kerrang! which is always on in the background when I am on fanfic. I am currently obsessed with Morganville Vampire series (SHANE!) and Mortal Instruments (JACE!)

I have a love of sarcasm and innuendos (in ur endo) and am probably one of the most immature people EVER but that half of the fun.

currently doing highers at high school and am in my 2nd last year. i absolutely love drama

"Plays were written to be performed, not read."

Music means everything to me, without it I don't know what I would do. I am a complete rock chick and love nothing more than walking down the street with my earphones in, blasting Muse, Nickleback, Paramore, The Pretty Reckless, MCR etc. there is nothing better than that, well there is dancing in the torrential rain that is amazing.

"Some believe in god, I beleive in music. Some pray, I turn up the radio."

I really appreciate everyone who reads my stories and review. Thank you coz it does mean alot to me and thank you if you have added them to favourites or story alerts!

I'll keep updating my stories as much as possible

Sarah xxx

Stories, we all spend our life telling them..
about this..
about that..
about people,
but some... some are so good we wish they never end.
...they are so gripping, we would go without sleep to see a little bit more.
some stories bring us laughter, sometimes bring us tears..
but isn't that what a great story does!? makes you feel!?
stories that are so powerful, they really are with us forever...
is this what your looking for???

i dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without the motives being questioned

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

sorry to those who took offence.

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Some of my favourite quotes from MI ! :D

"Stay away from my blades. In fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission."
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them on eBay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
"A mythical place of great magical power."-Clary and Jace in City Of Bones

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Though I've been told the resemblance is startling.-Luke and Simon in City of Bones

"That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year."
"Why?" Isabelle said.
"So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means."-Jace and Isabelle in City Ashes

"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting." -Jace and Dorothea in City of Bones

“I don’t want to be a man,” said Jace. “I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”
“Well,” said Luke, “you’re doing a fantastic job.”-Luke and Jace in City of Ashes

"I'll just have them change demonology text books from ‘almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec.He prefers his monsters really, really extinct. Will that make you happy?"
-Jace to Alec in City of Ashes

"Meanwhile," Simon added, "I wanted to tell you that lately I've been cross-dressing. Also I'm sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know." Simon trying to get Clary's attention in City of Bones

"What's this?" He demanded, looking from Clary, to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing here. "It's a girl" Jace said, recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."-Jace and Alec in City of Bones

"Pretty soon the only people without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor. And he smells like Windex." "At least you know he's still available." -Clary and Simon in City of Bones

"I'm pure at heart, it repells the dirt"-Isabelle in City of Ashes

"That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain" -Simon in City of Bones

"Patience grasshopper," said Maia. "Good things come to those who wait."

"I always thought that it was 'Good things come to those who do the wave'", said Simon. "No wonder I've been so confused all my life."

"Confused is a good word for it."-Maia, Simon and and Jace in City of Glass

"Look you can date whoever you want and I will totally support you. I am all about support. Support is my middle name."

"So that's why you never told me your middle name. I figured it was something embarrasing."-Clary and Simon in City of Glass

"So technically, even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother"-Simon to Clary in City of Glass

"So it's true. You can walk in sunlight"
"I thought perhaps it might have worn off'

"If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know."-Jace and Simon in City of Glass

"You look happy. And a good thing for you that she does"

"Is this the part where you tell me if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"

"No. If you hurt Clary, she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons."-Simon and Jace in City of Glass

"I'm going to offer you some advice. I see that you are working this vampire angle with some success. And kudos. Lots of girls love that sensitive - undead thing. But I'd drop that whole musician angle if I were you. Vampire rock stars are played out, and besides, you can't possibly be very good."

"I don't suppose there's any chanceyou could reconsider the part where you don't like me?"

"Enough , both of you, you can't be complete jerks to eachother forever."

"Technically," Said Simon, "I can."-Jace, Simon and Clary in City of Glass

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"-Jace on City of Bones

"Vials of holy water, blessed knives, steel and silver blades," Jace said, piling the weapons on the floor beside him, "electrum wire—not much use at the moment, but it's always good to have spare—silver bullets, charms of protection, crucifixes, stars of David—"

"Jesus," Said Clary

"I doubt he'd fit."-Jace and Clary in City of Bones

" Remember when we were back at the hotel and you said if we make it out alive you'll dress up in a nurse outfit and give me a spongebath"

"Actually Simon said he'll give you the spongebath"

"As soon as I'm on my feet, handsome."

"I knew we should have left you as a rat."-Jace, Clary and Simon in City of Bones

Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane."

"They didn't," Magnus said. "Your wards are down."

"Really?" the Consul's voice dripped sarcasm. "I hadn't noticed."

Magnus looked concerned. "That's terrible. Someone should have told you." He glanced at Luke. "Tell him the wards are down."-Magnus and Malachi in City of Glass

"‘Well, I’m not kissing the mundane,’ said Jace. ‘I’d rather stay down here and rot.’

‘Forever?’ said Simon. ‘Forever’s an awfully long time.’

Jace raised his eyebrows. ‘I knew it,’ he said. ‘You want to kiss me, don’t you?’-Simon and Jace in City of Ashes

"Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me."-Jace to Clary in City of Bones

"Is this the part where you start tearing stripes of your shirt to bind my wounds?"

"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked."-Clary and Jace in City of Bones

"Do you think Hodge will want any soup?" Isabelle asked

"No one wants any soup."Said Jace.

"I want some soup," Simon said.

"No, you don't, you just want to sleep with Isabelle."

Simon was appalled. "That is not true."

"How flattering," Isabelle murmured into the soup, but she was smirking,

"Oh, yes it is, go ahead and ask her--then she can turn you down and the rest of us can get on with our lives while you fester in misrable humiliation." He snapped his fingers. "Hurry up, mundie boy, we've got work to do."-Isabelle, Jace and Simon in City of Bones

"I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind to get drunk and pass out in some gutter, I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow."- Jace, talking about Simon, (to pretty much no one) in City of Ashes

"Enourmous?" Said Jace, "Did you just call me fat?"

"It was an anology."

"I am not fat."-Jace and the Inquisitor in City of Ashes.

"Less than five slices isn't a meal. It's a snack. Does this mean you're going to wolf out and eat me?"

"Certainly not, you would be stringy and hard to digest."

"But kosher."

"I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes your way."- Simon and Luke in City of Ashes.

"I don't know," Clary said, "Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get the Aquatruck."

"If you don't like it, Nephilim," Came Magnus's voice, "you're welcome to see if you can walk on water."- Clary and Magnus-In City of Ashes

Maia snorted "I'm from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge."-Maia to Clary in City of Ashes.

"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. No, probably not."-Simon in City of Ashes!

Morganville Quotes now :D

Claire stretched out against the wall and kissed it. "Glad to see you, too," she whispered, and pressed her cheek against the smooth surface. It almost felt like it hugged her back.
"Dude, it's a house," Shane said from behind her. "Hug somebody who cares."(Lord of Misrule)

"No, not you two. Stay here."
"Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is?" Eve asked. "Men."
"You really want to go first?"
"Of course no. But I'd like the chance to refuse to go first." (Lord of Misrule)

"I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered.
Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us, anyway."(Fade Out)

"Goodness," Myrnin said quietly. "I don't think I should be watching this. I don't think I'm old enough." (Fade Out)

"Michael rose to his feet and padded down the last few steps silently, came up behind Kim, and leaned over her to say, “I vant to drink your blood” in a heavy, fake-Dracula accent. She shrieked, flailed, and a zombie ate her brains on-screen.

You sabotaged me!” Kim yelled, dropped the controller, and smacked him hard on the chest. “I can’t believe you just totally sabotaged me!”

Can’t let him lose,” Michael said, as Shane hit the high score and the victory music sounded. “Gotta live with the dude.”

They high-fived.

You’re seriously going to take that as a win,” Kim said. “When he totally cheated for you.”

Yes,” Shane said. “I seriously am." (Fade Out)

"Eve: She told me last!
Shane: Boyfriend!
Michael: Landlord!
Eve: Crap. Right. Next time you sell your soul to the devil, I get first contact!" (Midnight Alley)

"Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray."
Oh. "You get me the nicest things."
"Anybody can get jewelry. Posers" (Fade Out)

"If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you."(Midnight Alley)

"What about Myrnin?"
Eve swallowed, almost choked, and Michael patted her kindly on the back. She beamed at him. "Myrnin? Oh yeah. He did a Batman and took off into the night. What is with that guy, Claire? If he was a superhero, he'd be Bipolar Man."

"Oliver: You turned me down. So why, I wonder, did you decide Amelie would be a better choice?
Claire: She smells better. And she made me cookies." (Midnight Alley)

"Faster!" Shane yelled. Eve hit the gas hard, and whipped around a slower-moving van. The firing ceased, at least for now. "You see why I didn't want you to stop?"
"Okay, your father is officially off my Christmas list!" Eve yelled. "Oh my God, look at my car!" (Lord of Misrule)

"As she turned to concentrate on the portal, Eve tugged on Claire's shirt. "What?"
"Ask him where he got the boots."
"You ask." Personally, Claire wanted the vampire bunny slippers." (Fade Out)

"The ball doesnt have internal organs! Squishy parts!" (Ghost Town)

Oh stop it Claire thought still furious. I didn't kick your puppy (Ghost Town)

"Want to play baseball?’” she asked. Shane’s eyes opened, and he stopped stroking her hair. “What?’” “First base,’” she said. “You’re already there.’” “I’m not running the bases.’” “Well, you could at least steal second.’” “Jeez, Claire. I used to distract myself with sports stats at times like these, but now you’ve gone and ruined it." (Dead girls dance)

"I'm gonna kill him," Eve said, or at least that was what it sounded like filtered through the pillow.
Stake him right in the heart, shove garlic up his ass, and-and-"

And what?" (Michael)

When did you get home?" Claire demanded.

Apparently just in time to hear my funeral plans. I especially like the garlic up the ass. It's...different." (Dead girls dances)

"Better be," Eve said. She mock-bit at his finger. "I could totally date somebody else, you know."
"And I could rent out your room."
"And I could put your game console on eBay."
"Hey," Shane protested. "Now you're just being mean." (Lord of misrule)

Friends will comfort you when he rejects you. Best friends will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell "No she's mine!"

A friend would lend you an umbrella but a BEST FRIEND would steal yours and say,"Run Bitch Run!"

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?"

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

She finally gave up. She dropped the fake simle as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!

25 reasons I owe my mother

1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done
If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up

2) My mother taught me Religion
You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet

3) My mother taught me about time travel
If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week

4) My mother taught me logic
Because I said so, thats why

5) My mother taught me more logic
If you fall out of that tree and break your neck you can't come to the store with me

6) My mother taught me foresight
Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.

7) My mother taught me irony
Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about

8) My mother taught me about the science of osmosis
Shut your mouth and eat your supper

9) My mother taught me about the weather
That room of yours looks like a tornado went through it

10) My mother taught me about contortionism
Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck

11) My mother taught me about stamina
You will sit there until all that spinach is gone

12) My mother taught me about hypocrisy
I've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate

13) My mother taught me about the circle of life
I brought you into this world and I can take you out

14) My mother taught me about behavior modification
Stop acting like your father

15) My mother taught me about envy
There are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do

16) My mother taught me about anticipation
Just wait until we get home

17) My mother taught me medical science
If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way

18) My mother taught me about recieving
You're going to get it when we get home

19) My mother taught me about Esp
Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold

20) My mother taught me about humor
When that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me

21) My mother taught me genetics
Your just like your father

22) My mother taught me how to grow up
If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up

23) My mother taught me about my roots
Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

24) My mother taught me about wisdom
When you get to be my age you'll understand

25) My mother taught me about REVENGE
One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you

Not really for younger kids! This sectiony bit!

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just after eight.

They got off at Quality street.

He asked her name, "Polo, i'm the one with the hole." She said with a Wispa.

"i'm Marathon, the one with the nuts." he replied

He touched her Cream Eggs.

then slipped his hand into her Snickers.

He fondled her Flap Jack and she rubbed his Tic Tac's

it was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight

But 3 days later his Sherbert Dip started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset

And he had Allsorts!

imagine if all retailers started making their own condoma and kept their own name.

Tesco condoms: Every little helps

Nike condoms: Just Do It

Peugoet condoms: The ride of your life

KFC condoms: Finger licking good

Pringles condoms: Once you pop you can't stop

Burger King condoms: Home of the Whopper

Andrex condoms: Soft Strong and Very Long

Mcdonalds condoms: I'm Lovin it

Polo Mint condoms: The one with the hole

Speak of the devil and he shall return

Eves dress chapter 4 ... http:///cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=11501100

Claires dress from her dream ...http:///wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Lipsy-Vintage-Beaded-Babydoll-Dress.jpg

Somewhere a clock is ticking

Clary haloween Mask...http:///ekmps/shops/maskedball/images/black-lace-masquerade-mask-227-p.jpg

"His secrets? Oh yes, my father's terrified that I'll tell you he's always wanted to be a ballerina!"

- Jace Wayland (City of Ashes)

"It was like a bad movie except he didn't actually twirl his moustache."

- Jace Wayland (City of Ashes)

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave it to you until they give you the oranges you originally asked for." --Jace Lightwood, City of Bones

"Just coffee--black, like my soul." --Clary, City of Bones

"Yes. I was trained to be an evil mastermind from a young age. Sterilising flowerbeds, pulling the wings off flies, I was covering that stuff in kindergarten. Good thing he decided to fake his own death before we got to the raping and pillaging or no-one would be safe."

- Jace Wayland (City of Ashes)

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6 Little Faces by Sylvia Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward Cullen have the perfect life, the only thing missing are children. After years of trying and to no success she turns to fertility drugs. When she finally gets pregnant, she may get more than what she's bargained for with six surprises. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,235 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're Pregnant, Aren't You? by DawnBeforeTwilight reviews
Bella and Edward have best friends forever and soon fell in love. But what happens when their love is tested when Bella ends up pregnant and Charlie refuses to have anything to do with his daughter?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,481 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Hockey Changes Everything by PhoenixAtBreakingDawn reviews
When Bella was 17 she met NHL hockey player Edward Masen, but when Bella and Edward broke up he left her with more than just a broken heart. But five years later Bella and her son are father less and moving on. Full summary inside...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,956 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saved? by twilightgirl2 reviews
Bella Swan has a terrible secrect, that she has never told anybody. That is until the Cullens arrive in town. Will Edward be the one to save Bella with the help of his wonderful family? mentions of possible rape All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 73 - Words: 173,533 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011
It happened to her by coco22201 reviews
Clace..Clary gets into a fight with Simmon and on her way to the institute gets into a lot of trouble. Is she beyond repair or will Jace help her get out of her situation? Rated mature just to be on the safe side for future chapters
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Untold Story by Aksarben reviews
James and Lily Potter. AND I do not own any rights to Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,119 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/5/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sorry not sorry by LuckyStar815 reviews
All but gone
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
I've Had The Time Of My Life by Beautiful-With-Pain reviews
Clary Fray is dating Jace Herondale and it's been going great until she finds out she's pregnant. With his baby, of course. Can Jace pull together and be a father? Or will he leave her with a broken heart and a baby? AU/OOC Rated T for language
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,749 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Troubles in the Glass house by Kaitlynxo reviews
A shanexclaire lovestory. Claire finds out she's pregnant at the age of 19. Shane struggles to come to terms with the fact that he's going to be a father, and Claire learns that their baby is highly desired by the vampires to train from the age of one. Will everything work out okay in the end?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Parenting by Elizem18 reviews
Jace, Clary and the rest of them have faced everything they take on PARENTING! Will Jace and Clary's kid turn out normal or will we have one screwed up child? Hilarity and a fluffiness insues!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,137 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
For the Best by AnotherNamelessAuthor reviews
"Oh for Merlin's sake Prongs, she's bloody pregnant." James' eyes, which had drifted to look at Sirius, immediately snapped back to staring at me, growing wider. "She's having the first mini marauder. That's why she did her disappearing act on you."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,477 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
City of Love by JMaxi reviews
Clary and Jace, six years after Valentine. How has their relationship progressed? How much farther will it progress? I suck at summaries, but I promise this is a cute and funny fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,766 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
The Return Good or EVil? by BoOkS2MuSiC reviews
Claire is pregnant with Shanes baby, but what happens when someone shows up neither of them thought they'd see again wanting to be part of the babies life? Claire is sutainly not happy. What will Shane do? Read to find out! Reveiws are much loved, enjoy!
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,548 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
Not Just a Stomach Bug by MissRenesmeeCarlieCullen17 reviews
When Renesmee gets sick Bella and Edward have to find ways to entertain her until she gets better. But what if she's caught somrthing worse than just the flu? What if Carlisle's original thoughts were wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,602 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward
Save me by rozey113 reviews
Bella is a teacher at Forks elementary school and Edward is the new police officer who works for her father. What happens when, one day, a gunman shows up at Bella's school? What will Edward have to do to rescue his undiscovered love? CAN he save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,642 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
I'll Always Love You by vickyxo.xo reviews
"Clary, don't you dare close your eyes on me!" he snapped angrily, forcing her eyes lids to stay open. "When I die, I want to be in the one place I know I'm always going to be safe, and that's in your arms." - Warning Character Death. One-Shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
You Were Saying? by XXxGonnaRuleTheWorldOneDayxXX reviews
Post COG, Jace and Clary are training one afternoon, and Jace is being a cocky ass. So Clary decides to teach him a lesson. Fluffy and steamy. Set a little in the future. Please review : NOW COMPLETE!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Vault by SydneyAlice reviews
An outtake written for Fandom Fights Tsunami.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 5161 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 1,345 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Back To Me by Melolabel reviews
When the fire of newlywed love cools and the demands of life take over,how can Bella&Edward rise above the storm and resist drifting apart? With their marriage crumbling, what kind of wake up call will it take to get back to their HEA? AU/AH B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 99,339 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fatum by adorkabletwenty7 reviews
A series of oneshots following the lives, and the love story, of Jacob and Marlena after Benzini's. Based off of the Water for Elephants movie, may include spoilers.
Water for Elephants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jacob, Marlena
Moon Scars by knicnort3 reviews
Edward was trouble, Bella was willing to risk everything to be with him, but a teen pregnancy exposes their secret affair shocking everyone. Just when they seem to work everything out, tragedy rips them apart and takes away all their chances at a life together...or does it? - A story of Love, Loss, and Love Again. Destiny always finds a way, and yes an HEA! *AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 175,662 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ringling by catherinedoncaster1995 reviews
set three months after Jacob, A Pregnant Marlena and their animals arrive at Ringling. They soon disscover just how hard it will be a circus family, and Jacob struggles internally not to become like August
Water for Elephants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Jacob, Marlena
Look Past the Scars by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Oneshot, AH/AU/OOC Clary Fray is a broken young girl. Jace Wayland is a broken young man with the incredible ability to look past her scars and love her. He take care of her, even when the others don't. T for cutting/eating disorder/fights
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Miracle by OTP Writer at Heart reviews
All human. Bella and Edward fall in love. There's ups and downs, can they stay together through it all or will they fall apart? Can they make it through love and marriage, and what is the big thing that may kill them both?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twitanic Alternate Ending by MissRenesmeeCarlieCullen17 reviews
Edward and Bella take there honeymoon on the "unsinkable" Titanic. They enjoy themselves until disaster strikes! Alternate ending to Twitanic by twinkletwinkletwilight. Please give it a chance even if you haven't read Twitanic! : R&R :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Shadows of being a Shadow Hunter by Ektha reviews
Set after City of Glass. A new family join the Institute. What happens if another boy has his sights set on Clary. Is their love strong enough to handle mistakes of which there are plenty.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,980 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
When You're Gone by NicoleBelikovOzera reviews
Set 10 years after COG. A one shot of Clary after Jace is killed and how she copes AN: Jace does make an appearence and there is a nice surprise!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Forever Is Not Long Enough by ForTheLoveOfMyEdward reviews
It is Clary and Jace's wedding day, but something horrible has happened in Idris. Clary must watch helplessly as Jace reacts to what has happened. Is there anything she can do? Is it possible that she is dead? Setting is 4 years after CoG. Multi-ChapterC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Unexpected? by MissDavenport reviews
So it's 7 years after COG and Clary's had some unexpected news. How will she brake it to Jace and how will he react? Please please R&R people!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Love the way it Hurts by vickyxo.xo reviews
Clary Fray is in love with her boyfriend Jace Wayland. But when he starts coming home late, she starts getting suspicious. Things start getting tense, and trust will be tested. Will these two get through it, or will they fall apart ? First Fanfiction.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,341 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Past Love Never Fades by ExceptionallyOrdinary reviews
Through the life of James and Lily Potter, while their one and only son is born. PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/8/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
90mph Too Much by KissingFire reviews
How far would you go to protect the one you loved? Some would risk their life...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Bait by Shelbs13 reviews
Clary and the Lightwoods have been back in N.Y. for two years now and everything is perfect. Jocelyn married Luke, Alec is still with Magnus, and Jace is with Clary. She is now a shadowhunter. What happens when Jonathan finds them?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6446 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 2,651 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Out Of The Closet by ThrowDustAndRun reviews
Alec's not sure on his feeling towards Magnus even though hes all he thinks about. Izzy knows how to help Alec get to know his true feelings but will her plan cause more harm than hes counting on? Rated T coz i'm Paranoid!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
What if by imiewimiewoo reviews
What if instead of Claire being saved from Rape in book 2 She had been left there? What would of the consequences been?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
Anniversary by JEN-D7 reviews
One year after the city of glass. The gang are headed to the 1 year Anniversary party of the battle in Alicante - things seem to get weird - someone's back and they're after a certain red head. Read and Review XD
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,778 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Angel by claryxjace reviews
Jace is the popular boy in school and can get any girl he desires but one girl is leaving him in questions. Clary Fray. She beautiful, smart and perfect but she is hiding something from him. A disease.Will Jace stick with her when it resurfaces? Or go on?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,097 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Accession Day by DahliaLilly reviews
When Simon's 21st birthday rolls around and Magnus says it's his again , Jace decides to rent out a Renaissance re-enactment castle for a week. They must live the roles that are assigned randomly for their stay. JxC, SxI later
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Come Home to Me by NeedForSpeed reviews
Edward and Bella are married and are happy. Edward is a Air Force fighter pilot and gone ALOT. Will their marriage make it. Warning their will be tragedy in later chapters but Edward and Bella will not die. LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,421 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Returning by reviews
Its after CoG and contains spoilers - Clary and Jace are happy and living their weird shadow hunter dream, but when things start to get a little weirder than usual, Things start getting serious. Again.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009
Our Love Is Unsinkable by kjs2259 reviews
Titanic: MI style! Jace Wayland, a poor man meets Clarissa Morgenstern, a rich passenger on the Titanic. What happens when their lives collide? Loosely based on the movie.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F.
Glamours by butterburfieldfairy reviews
Set a year after the grand fight with Valentine,it is time for Clary to return to Alicante. For what? her mother's wedding of course! Everyone seems to have their happy ending,Clay included,but she wonders why Amatis still seems alone:FULL SUMMARY INSIDE:
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,098 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Through The pain by kitty1227 reviews
So first fanfic, 6 years after COG, how have they changed what happens when jace is dying and clary has problems of her own, will she save him before its too late?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Baby, Baby, Baby by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Edward and Bella are together and Bella finds out she's pregnant with Edward's baby. What will happen to them? What will their parents think? One-shot! EXB! R&R please! AH! Sweet and Romantic! FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
But Gone For Now Feels a Lot Like Gone For Good by whispered touches reviews
"I promise." Drama. One-shot. Post-epilogue. Harry is sent on an Auror mission to capture the next Dark Lord and his army about a month before James' seventeenth birthday. "Three weeks," he says. But sometimes, promises are hard to keep. H/G, TL/VW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,663 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P., James S. P. - Complete
A Cullen Education by kas90 reviews
30 years after BD, the Cullens move to New York. They begin school where their teacher is Mrs. Bella Cullen. What will happen when Em, Rose, Jasper, Alice, Nessie, Jake, and Edward are all in the room with one of their own instructing them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken by typetwittertype reviews
Jace dies when Sebastian basically tortures him. So naturally Clary is totally depressed. But what if she can do other things beyond what she thought? Like... bringing people back from the dead. Song-fic
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Battles by kitotterkat reviews
As she walks down the aisle, looking at the only person she could never look away from, she’s sure of her future. There will be more battles. Some will be with demons, and some will be with each other. They will always make up. R&R please!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
City of Ink by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,343 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3684 - Favs: 5,741 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Golden by Mz. Random Awesomeness reviews
Set after CoG. Our favorite Shadowhunters are living a normal life until some unexpected things happen....who's the Golden Family? Clary/Jace Alec/Magnus some chappies may be rated M! :P
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Pink by BellaBaby2813 reviews
If I have learned anything from Jace in the four years I’ve known him, and trust me, I’ve learned a lot, was that Jace and the color pink did not get along.:Based a few years after City of Glass:.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009
The Notebook by typetwittertype reviews
Clary leans that Jace has not watched the Notebook. What will happen? Clary's P.O.V. Set three years after CoG.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Growing Up in the City of Lights by kphnx27 reviews
This is my first fanfic. This takes place after COG, in NYC, and is about J&C's relationship, how they tell Jocelyn, Isabelle & Meliorn, Simon & Maia and how Simon tells his mom about becoming a vampire. I'm not good at summaries, so please R&R! Thanks!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy by bemylullaby reviews
Washington, 1941. Edward and Bella have their entire lives ahead of them. What happens when Edward make a decision that will impact their lives in more than one way. Entry of Age of Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,496 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever and Eternity by HaLeY bEtH reviews
This takes place two years after COG. THis is just how i think everything would have turned out. so any way WARNING: SPOILERS! K so the pairings are IzzyxSimon MagnusxAlec JacexClary... rated T because i want it to be. kk. R and R pleeeease.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jace W., Clary F.
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9370 - Favs: 17,722 - Follows: 3,926 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green Eyed Demon by Moonlight Silhouette reviews
Clary decides to teach Jace a lesson with the help of a certain green-eyed demon. *“Institute, Schminstitue,” Isabelle countered. “I say we dump our stuff then head on out. Pandemonium anyone?* Post CoG.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
City of Grace by reviews
10 years after Valentine is destroyed, Jace and Clary are living the perfect life. But when mysterious dreams threaten the life of their unborn child, things begin to change. Will they find the culprit? Or will it find them?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,595 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alternate Epilogue COG by XezleX reviews
SPOILERS for COG! I wasn't very happy about the ending of COG. I think the epilogue CC gave should be the last chapter and there should be an epilogue that wraps it up more. Here's my version of that. Jace/Clary fluff. .
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
A Night Without Stars by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One-shot. All human. Edward died in the 9/11 attacks. It's the one year anniversary and Bella visits his grave. She remembers their best nights as she fills him in on her life. Very, very sad.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
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Speak of the devil and he shall return reviews
Deans back and he is out for blood...Shane and Claires and that of their daughters. Will Shane be able to prtect his small family? Changed babies age from 1 to 4 months please Read and review xxx
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
The Proposal reviews
Prequel to Speak of the devil and he shall return. How Shane proposed to Claire. Slightly OOC sorry x one shot
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Somewhere A Clock Is Ticking reviews
In an attempt to prove herself Clary is injured and gets sick can jace save her when he doesnt know whats wrong? set 4 years after COG bad summary but good story check it out :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.