Da Orky Man
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Joined 06-21-10, id: 2413964, Profile Updated: 04-03-12
Author has written 2 stories for Mass Effect, and Homeworld.

Hi,

I finally found a photo that isn't too bad to put up.

About Me:

Not too much to say. I'm a British fanfic reader and hopefully author soon, I'm in Sixth-form studying Physics, Biology, and IT.

My favourite games are Mass Effect, Homeworld, Age of Empires (mostly Age of Kings/Conquerors), Fallout, Assassin's Creed, Halo, and any others.

Favourite films are The Man From Earth, Serenity, etc.

Favourite books are the Black Magician Trilogy, Ender's Game, Starship Troopers, Vatta's War, Discworld Series, and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Things I'm considering writing about: Mass Effect, Fallout, Warhammer 40k, Star Trek, and Homeworld.

I may re-upload Massively Objectionable at some point should I actually get around to working on it.

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A series of 40k jokes by psykotic addiction reviews
Kinda self-explanatory
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010
Switch by Gree reviews
A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,124 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - The Emperor
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2370 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
This Calls For A Drink by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
It was common knowledge that Commander John Shepard, N7 marine, first human Spectre, proud fiend of slavers, grudging savior of the galaxy, professional armed lunatic and notorious bamf, would do almost anything for a decent drink. Rated M for Manly. Chapter 7: Special Tactic Minsc.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,859 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shepard (M)
Small Talk by DoingSomeCalibrations reviews
An awkward encounter makes Tali decide to finally tell Shepard how she feels - or at least try to.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,267 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Tag You're It! by SinceILeftYou reviews
What starts out as a joke between two friends turns into an all out war on the Normandy. Needless to say, hilarity ensues. Crackfic. Rated T for suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shepard (F)
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Hiigara, Our Homeworld reviews
A poem of returning home
Homeworld - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Complete
Something REALLY important reviews
So, what has been replaced. Absurdly short one-shot drabble, written in about 10 mins.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man
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