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Joined 06-21-10, id: 2414106, Profile Updated: 02-07-11
Author has written 3 stories for NCIS, and Psych.

NEWS AS OF 1-1-11: I am back and working on all of my stories! I have resolved to update them more often for my lovely readers.

Why hello there! Since you're on my profile I suppose you might want to know a bit about me so...

Name. You can call me Mary. I have the nickname "M" but, it's mostly my family calling me that. One of my friends calls me Mare-Bear... but she is the only one allowed to :P. Sometimes people shorten my name to Mar and pronounce it Mare. They'll be like, "Hey Mar! Whazzzzupp?"

Age. 14.

Location. I live in Allentown, Pennsylvania. It's the third largest city in Pennsylvania. (Those of you that have heard of Allentown and are thinking "Ugggh. Allentown is a dangerous city!" Shut up, OK?)

Things that are awesome. My Pop-Pop's corny jokes. Color sample cards. My friends. Tacos. Pie. Unicorns. Mustaches. Inside jokes. Pens. Pineapples. Making new friends. NCIS. Psych. Chuck. Bones. iCarly. Ellipsis(this thing ...). Making people laugh. Observing people. Purple. Red. Icing. Salami. Jesus Christ. Cheese. Hot pretzels. :{D. Lolcats.

Ships: Shules. Tiva. McAbby. Seddie.


A little bit more about myself...
Well, I like to blend in, but I like to stand out. So sometimes I'm so ninja that my teachers don't even know I'm in the room. But other times I'll be wearing a headband and sunglasses walking home after school. I like reading FanFiction and listening to my iPod. I hate it when people can not use "you're" or "your" correctly. Pepole hoo tippppeee likee thiss annoyyy meeeee twooo no endd :\. I am obsessed with buildings. I have so many pictures of (what I believe to be) cool buildings on my camera. I am also obsessed with the paint centers in Home Depot. I come home with so many paint cards, it's ridiculous! I feel like I invented the :{D smiley face. Oh! If you want to know what I'm really like, just look at my profile picture. I have just discovered Seddie. It. Is. Awesome.

"You see yourself naked everyday. You owe it to yourself to be smokin' hot."- Nick Sommons.

My stories...
"A cup of dirt?" is now up! :)

"Stars" is up and running, yay!

"Hey Soul Sister" = in progress

I am currently working on an angsty McAbby fic and getting a couple of Shules stories I wrote awhile ago up.


Here is the Brian Regan joke that goes to "A cup of dirt?" for those interested. The part the story is based off of starts at 3:20 but the rest is really funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWzYaZDK6Is

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Do You Really Want to Ask That? by Lassuel reviews
While Sherlock and John are trying to catch a killer at a night club, Sherlock does something unexpected. Trying to figure out what it means, John decides to play games with Sherlock. This cannot end well. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,193 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Let's Not Talk About It by fanficxo reviews
Five times they kissed but never spoke about it, and one time they did. Set after The Hounds of Baskerville and before The Reichenbach Fall. Johnlock Slash. Waring for some strong language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Unexpected Ride by Lemony Prescott reviews
Greg Lestrade didn't expect to be given tickets to a 'boat tour'. When he decides to go, he finds out that the tour was for married couples. But when his eyes spot a lonely Molly Hooper, they agree to act like a couple. But what happens after they find out that they really like each other?•Lestrolly, Johnlock, and a very fluffy Johnlock Wedding• (One Shot) *Sequel to come*
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Honest Mistake by Shirekat reviews
Mary Morstan, Hamish's third-grade teacher, makes an honest mistake, and Sherlock corrects her. "You did that on purpose, didn't you?" John muttered to Sherlock as soon as she was out of earshot. Sherlock shrugged. "She was flirting with you," he said by way of explanation.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That Sheet by datawolf39 reviews
John wants to know why Sherlock likes to roam in that sheet.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2013 - John W. - Complete
A Little Bit Lady and the Tramp by Chibi StarLyte reviews
When Angelo looked up to wave at them through the window, something amazing happened.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mizzle by MrsNoggin reviews
John can't decide if it's raining or not. Sherlock doesn't understand. A little one-shot written on a dark mizzley evening.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Side By Side In Orbit by Kerkerian-Horizon reviews
During a heatwave, John discovers that there is one thing which Sherlock has never learned. Naturally, the good doctor wants to teach him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unexpected Outcomes of Cases by Gwen's Blue Box reviews
Crossing the road is something little children are taught to do properly and safely. Some of them may have deleted it, though. So this is what happens when an unfortunately busy road come between a certain Consulting Detective and a case. Three-shot, probably.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Guide To Kissing by Icebabe59 reviews
Sherlock and Molly through out the years and several different types of kisses. Pure fluff and AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,674 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
hello my old heart by Navy Babe reviews
Sherlock Holmes gave his heart to Molly Hooper a long time ago - she just never knew it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Processing Error by Navy Babe reviews
Molly Hooper lets it slip that she loves Sherlock Holmes. He reacts in an unexpected and wholly Sherlock manner. A post-Reichenbach fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Beginnings of a Happy Ending by gnbrules reviews
Detectives don't fall in love! Oh, wait, maybe they do. Lassie/OC with occasional appearances by the rest of the regular gang. Various moments and firsts of the new relationship. Sequel to Dating 101 and Dating 102.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,779 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Carlton L. - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
iWatch Harry Potter by Lovin'Seddie reviews
Carly and Freddie convince Sam to watch Harry Potter with them, and they notice some similarities between Sam/Freddie and Ron/Hermione. Seddie, of course.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Always the Wife by Sophie Ranier reviews
Because its always the wife, never just the girlfriend. Tiva. Fluff. Short.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Midnight Snacks by Wishful Dreaming reviews
He chuckled, kissing her lightly on the forehead. Then he asked bluntly as if it were the natural progression of the conversation, "Marry me?" A series of one-shots involving Shawn, Juliet, food, and a midnight rendezvous.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,110 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Shawn S., Juliet oH.
Paris Avant les Hommes by MissJayne reviews
Also known as 'Jibbs backwards in time'. Birthday oneshot for Aly.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Cheating Ourselves at Solitaire by EmelyeUchiha reviews
"Her lips are smooth like they used to be," he thought...He feared that she'd never be able to get close to anyone as she had with her two best friends, "It's sad, because she's actually kinda beautiful…" Seddie. ON HIATUS
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,782 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4952 - Favs: 11,397 - Follows: 1,281 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trapped by MissJayne reviews
Tony, Ziva and McGee become trapped in Abby's lab. Getting out might prove a little difficult... especially with Abby on the wrong side of the door. Oneshot, for Megan.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Fall Back by Sophie Ranier reviews
Tony finds his new favorite holiday. Pure Fluff, maybe a plot, you'll have to squint.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Lupercalia by MissJayne reviews
Tony and Ziva attempt a quiet Valentine's Day meal together, but seem to have picked the most popular restaurant in town. Tiva, minor McAbby and Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Fight Club by MissJayne reviews
In a fight between Ziva and Lily, there can only be one winner. Right? Oneshot, for madame.alexandra.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Ziva D. - Complete
Braiding Hair and Other Girly Things by IamStoopKid reviews
A movie night filled with Shulesy goodness :
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Dying Changes Everything by Sophie Ranier reviews
Team Gibbs always plays by the rules, but when the Grim Reaper lingers close to one of their own, the rules don't apply anymore. Tiva: A Tragic Story Of Life, Love, and Letting Go.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,832 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
iGo To Six Flags by Lovin'Seddie reviews
The iCarly gang is heading to Six Flags Great Adventure! Sam lives out her dream, Carly gets her dream boy, Freddie gets away from his mom, and Spencer hunts the beavecoon! And somewhere along the way, Seddie happens! Seddie and Carly/OC
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,415 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Keep Talking by NobleCaliber reviews
Juliet wasn't kidding when she said she was reliving it... *Post Yin 3 in 2D* Oneshot
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.
Pancakes and Partners by piper maru duchovny reviews
Lassiter is shocked to find out that he is the last one to know about Shawn and Juliet. Tag for Yang 3 in 2D. SHULES
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Genuine by Sophie Ranier reviews
Dedicated to all of those brave men and women risking their lives every day for our safety. And then men and women and children that wait strongly at home, giving them a reason to fight;; Slight TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Puppy Love by Sophie Ranier reviews
It's a lazy Sunday afternoon that will be anything but uneventful. Tiva oneshot
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
iDeal With A Rumor by Mulligatawny reviews
"Seriously Sam, why'd you tell the world I was gay!"/ Seddie friendship oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Huggies For Pineapples by obsessedwithstabler reviews
Juliet has something very important to tell Shawn.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Inevitably A Family by Sophie Ranier reviews
"They taught me that no matter the family that raised you, sooner or later, you find your real family.";;drabble
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
iAm the Bachelor by JamesLily96 reviews
When, Freddie Benson becomes the next bachelor on a popular T.V. show, trouble will sure ensue when a certain Sam Puckett shows up to be one of the bachelorette's.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,727 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Dance with the Rain by fyd818 reviews
“Haven’t you ever wanted to throw it all away for a little while and just dance in the rain?” Shameless Shules.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
How To Kill Leon Vance by MissJayne reviews
A collection of oneshots in which Leon Vance dies. Pretty much self explanatory.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Quarantine by MissJayne reviews
An arguing Gibbs and Jenny end up in quarantine for a fortnight. Can they survive without dying of boredom or killing each other? Jibbs, companion piece to Volatility and Victory.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Volatility and Victory by MissJayne reviews
With Mommy and Daddy away, the Gibblets will play. When Gibbs and Jenny end up in quarantine for a fortnight, Tony and Ziva start a prank war that rapidly spirals out of control. Companion piece to Quarantine.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,376 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Trampoline by Mizufae reviews
The rest of the day after Sam puts a giant trampoline in the Shay's living room. Takes place immediately following the episode iOweYou.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Over the Edge by California-Italian reviews
Shawn and Juliet have been dating for a year and a half, and he takes her on a very interesting date...questions and Juliet playing along to obscure 80's movies references ensue! shules...R&R PLEASE!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Breathe by fearlessfan reviews
Filling in the space between. JasonMarie
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
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Stars reviews
A collection of Tiva-ness based on different songs.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Hey Soul Sister reviews
A story of TIVA based on Train's song "Hey Soul Sister" NOT a songfic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
A Cup of Dirt? reviews
Shawn wakes up and realizes the science project is due TODAY! A Flashback fic based on a joke by Brian Regan.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S. - Complete
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