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Joined 06-21-10, id: 2414185, Profile Updated: 03-17-17
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General Stuff

(Formerly Rachelizabeth!)

Name: Rachel

Age: 20

Grade: Sophomore (in College)

Major: Psychology/Neuroscience

Gender: Female

Location: USA


Favorite Stuff

Books: Oh, gosh, where do I start? I have no time to read anymore, it seems, but! My favorites of all time are Howl's Moving Castle and 1984.

Currently Reading: Nothing at the moment, besides a mountain of overpriced (but, admittedly, interesting) textbooks!

Movies: Forrest Gump, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Mulan, Les Miserables

Games: Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons/Rune Factory, Golden Sun, Final Fantasy X (though I want to play the rest of them too!), Fire Emblem, Fallout, Overwatch, World of Warcraft, Bravely Default, Persona 3 and 4

Hobbies: Sleeping, napping, or anything else involving laying in bed and doing nothing all day tbh. I used to be an avid soccer player, I play Quizbowl for my school in my spare time (which is basically really difficult, competitive Jeopardy!), and I'm also an editor of a literary magazine!

Color: Definitely yellow (though I'm Team Mystic all the way!)

Food: Anything involving cheesecake. Or cheese in general, really! I love just about anything sweet though!


Projects

Immunity: I know that I've been really slow to update lately, but thank you all for your continued support! I'm going to see it through to the end.


In Which Michael Becomes an Aunt (Howl's Moving Castle)- Just a cute, plotless little one-shot for my favorite book of all time. I'll definitely finish writing it for grins and giggles, but whether it gets published or not depends on how it actually turns out.


Yet-To-Be-Named (But it's Harvest Moon!): With Immunity wrapping up, I've started writing a Trent/Jill story. It's going pretty darn good so far, if I do say so myself! I'm so proud! *sniffle* There's no OFFICIAL summary yet, and if I try to explain it outright it will come out all boring and mangled, so I'll just wait for the inspiration to strike before getting into the details. Anyways, I hope you guys will like it!


Random Facts About Myself That You Probably Don't Care About But I'm Going To List Anyways To Take Up Space

1. I play the flute! I'm not the best at it, but it's pretty fun, and I like it a lot. I've never written music before, but I think that would be something cool to do in the future!

2) I can recite the first 30 digits of pi! My 4th grade math teacher wrote them in the board and said off-handedly that we'd never be able to memorize them, nor would we ever have a need to do so. Naturally, I took that as a challenge, and here we are!

3) I used to play soccer when I was younger, but had to quit to focus on academics and whatnot. I still love it though, and play with my little sister when I can!

4) I have a mild obsession with socks. Seriously though, I freaking love getting them as gifts. My favorites so far include pairs with bacon and eggs on them, and another with ice cream cones. How cool is that? (See what I did there? Because it's ice cream? Comedy gold, people.)

5) I work at a library! It's mostly "dull" stuff like checking out books or banging on the printer until it works, but sometimes I get to repair old books and things like that! It sounds boring, but it's actually pretty neat. I got to hold a first edition Charles Dickens book the other day and just about fainted.


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You Know You Love Me by Maymist reviews
Her main goal is to catch that thief and her determination grew each day. His main goal as a thief was to steal her heart away, even though they were total enemies towards each other. Pony/Jill x Skye combo of Anwl & Ds Cute
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,885 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jill, Skye
Harvest Heart by Maymist reviews
Pony wants to leave her city life to work on her father's old ranch. What will happen when she arrives there? A combo of Harvest Moon Anwl & Ds Cute. Pony/Jill x Skye
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 93,555 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Skye, Jill, Rock, Marlin - Complete
I Missed You by Word-Spitting-Dragon reviews
Almost a year mourning his death and what do I find? The little prat isn't even dead! All that worry for what! And he didn't even have the nerve to tell me? I do believe its time for that revenge I'm always going on about... NatXBart
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,534 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
Checking It Twice by Kitsune Heart reviews
San D'Klass certainly didn't have Artemis Fowl in mind when he decided to give gifts to all the Mud Children in an attempt to appease them. Especially since Artemis Fowl can never be satisfied unless he TAKES what he wants. Which includes a certain elf.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Business of Happily Ever After by Aran'sApprentice-Meahow reviews
Neither of them knows a whit about how one is supposed to live happily ever after; and they'd die rather than admit it. But despite, or because of, busybody sisters, jilted lovers, royal parties, and maybe some man-eating plants, they've got to try. H/S
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,421 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sophie H., Howl
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Miracles by Fish Wishes reviews
Sophie is ready to move on, but Howl does not think he is. Drabbles.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - [Sophie P., Howl P.]
Howl's Moving Castle: The Aftermath by Doctor It reviews
Based on the book, this story takes place in the time after Howl's and Sophie's curses have been broken. A tender romance blooms, but nothing is ever simple for Sophie! When a part of Howl's past resurfaces, what will she do? Be wary of twisted plots. Noncon TW later on, will be noted in chapter.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,987 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Howl, Sophie H.
Impossible Life by Xealvi reviews
Vaughn finally married his true love; Chelsea. Little does he know that winning her heart isn't even half the battle. Life still has a whole lot more to offer; and the drama and surprises that are yet to be revealed will be twice as shocking.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,970 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Vaughn, Chelsea
I'm Not a Child by laurenlopezfollower reviews
Ciel is having those nightmares again. Sebastian teases him. What will come out of the storm?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Traveler's Secret by Xealvi reviews
Lloyd is a merchant who feels like he's missing something in life. Amir is a prince looking for something missing in his heart. At first glance you wouldn't think so, but they share a secret that they can't tell. Until someone finds out.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,145 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Lloyd, Amir
Making Small Talk by pippa-pie reviews
The Other Mother sighs softly. She picks up one of her needles, and quietly flicks her finger against it to let you hear the sound. You know she built you wrong, too much like the other – or should you say the Real – Wybie, but you like the way you are.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Other Wybie, Other Mother - Complete
Fearless by fourbias reviews
Four trusted Tris enough to show her his fear landscape. Tris is now ready to return the favor. Read as Four follows Tris through her fear landscape and the two trust each other even more than before. Previously titled "With Fears, I Fall."
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Days of Orion by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
The days of Artemis's treatment, starring Orion, and other alters. Actually, just one more. But just one is more than enough for Artemis to handle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Orion F., Artemis F. - Complete
Dragon Quest VIII: Epic Fail! by A Fleeting Dream reviews
This is basically a funny over the top version of the Dragon Quest VIII game. Beware of foul language and suggestive themes!
Dragon Quest Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010
A Whole New World by Screammoutloud reviews
"If light shall fail and darkness reigns, the gods will be facing their end of days." Andi Smith is...unique. When something upsets the balance, it's clearly Andi's task to restore it. But not even the Oracle could see the bigger picture, and it's scary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,219 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010
Street Bones by Cora Lennox reviews
Post Ptolemy's Gate, Nathaniel is not in fact dead, but strangely reincarnated as a street urchin in an attempt to teach him a lesson. It doesn't. He still can't keep his nose out of dangerous mysteries, political scandals, and summoning a certain djinn
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Nathaniel, Bartimaeus
Cohesion by Lady Drama reviews
AU Ptolemy's Gate. What would have happen had Nathaniel survived the explosion at the Glass Palace? Waking up to find two spirits in his head definitely wasn't what he anticipated.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
Two Little Blackbirds by The Quoi reviews
A collection of "insightful" conversations and harebrained escapades between Bart and Kitty. Post Ptolemy's Gate. R&R
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J.
Life aboard the Halberd by Wisecrack Idiots reviews
So what happened to everybody after the credits rolled? Tabuu's dead, and now everybody's best friends and they don't won't to be separated. Where are they all going to stay? Why, on Meta Knight's ship, of course! [Crack, satirical. Read this with a million grains of salt.]
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,198 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 3/21/2008
Pendragon Parodies by pencildragon98 reviews
Your favorite hits, parodized-is that a word?-and sung by your favorite traveler/travelers. Requests are accepted. Well, they aren't all parodies but...you get my point. And again, another bad summary.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010
Spring, Marriage and Overprotective Elder Brothers by Queen Readalot reviews
*REPOSTED* In which Peter performs the duty he does every spring,and comes to some startling realizations. Features the epic battle of Logic vs Overprotective Older Brother. Tiny, tiny hints of inappropriateness. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
A Day In The Life Of A Sarcastic Townie by Irilia reviews
A point of view from someone who's actually sane in this town. Use of H E Double Hockey Sticks and a reference to being high. Otherwise...BEWARE OF SARCASM! :D
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010
McDonald's by Unsuspected reviews
"Nico looked confused, but he grinned. 'The McDonald's. Well, thanks.'"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
First Night by Arhazivory reviews
HMC After the last pages of the first book, Sophie and Howl begin their life together. This short is how I would add two more pages to the end. Despite the name, the rating is entirely PG.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Playing in the Mud by Lousylark reviews
Just how much can happen when you play in the mud for half an hour? Go ask Angela. She can tell you. AngelaXLuke, One-shot. Rated T cause I'm paranoid. ;P
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Angela/Akari, Luke - Complete
End of All Things by whispered touches reviews
So, before you can change your mind - before it's too late - you kiss him. -Annabeth, in Mount St. Helens. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Llama Gives Me a Makeover by yayfornonsense reviews
Percy and Annabeth go Christmas shopping... sort of. Set any time after The Last Olympian.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Dishwork by Laserfire reviews
Seaweed Brain's antics had, yet again, failed to keep him out of trouble. This time, due to my own stupidity, I had been dragged down with him. Cleaning duty after every meal for a week. Seven long days of torture. Some girl's have all the luck. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Hermione's Slapping Hand by Walter the Wizard reviews
Hermione becomes obsessed with the idea of slapping Slughorn's ass and learns an important moral lesson as a result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Hermione G., Horace S., Albus D. - Complete
Say No To Drugs, Kids! by Irilia reviews
Obviously this behaviour was not natural, it was so obvious the stoners themselves probably knew they were stoned. Rated T for language and drug references.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010
The End by alleycat97 reviews
Everything comes to an end, even the best of things, even the "Trio". Years have passed since the Final Battle. We know they survived, and surely lived long happy lives. But they can't be immortal, can they? Everything comes to an end, even Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
Impossible Love by Xealvi reviews
Vaughn wants nothing more than to forget his past, and guard his broken heart. But when his past comes back to haunt him and he begins to fall in love again, will he be able to survive all the drama, complications and disasters that occur?
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,539 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
Did You Hear The One About The Dark Lord ? by Cannae be Kenobi reviews
Ron proves his comedic mettle to a sceptical Fred. Completely AU silliness. Rated for very mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Ron W., Fred W. - Complete
Cake and Egg Plants by Madame Hatter reviews
Toph attempts to understand the phenomenon that is Zutara. Everyone else gets it. Why can't she? Drabbles to make you smile. One-shot for now. Please read and review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Toph - Complete
Best Friend by preciselypotter reviews
Neville never had a best friend. And then he met Luna Lovegood. Crazy, zany, otherworldly, openhearted "Loony" Luna Lovegood. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Disappearing Popcorn by Sarellis reviews
Artemis, faced with many decisions, must choose: Minerva or Holly? Butler or Juliet? His popcorn or Mulch Diggums? A hilarious story questioning the very balance at which the universe balances.. Will Artemis avoid disaster? Will he be late for dinner?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Womanizer by flamingbunnies reviews
Azula makes some questions stir in Sokka's mind. Sokkla sorta.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Humans and Tigers by mischievous101 reviews
Artemis and Holly will never give up their friendship. Even if they have to go through the Council's tedious trial. You've got to feel sorry from them. The council, I mean... Now a two-shot!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fabulous by jadedspade reviews
After waking up to a gloomy day, Julius decides to do everything he can to make the world a more fabulous place. Oneshot, with some Julius/Candace at the end.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Julius - Complete
Why do you have a Sword? by Goose-chan reviews
All Jill wanted to do was sleep. She didn't want to be questioned on the suspicious contents of her toolbox. But nooo, Skye wants to know why she has a sword. And Jill wants to know why her chicken is unconscious. Takes place in HM DS Cute.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Jill, Skye - Complete
D'arvit My Life by Redbookbluebook reviews
I was kidnapped by a twelve year old. D'arvit My Life! -Holly. Foaly creates a website where the LEPrecon can post stories about the hilariously terrible things that happen to them. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Foaly, Julius R. - Complete
Moment by de.la.esperanza reviews
"Lost in this moment with you. I am completely consumed. My feelings so absolute. There's no doubt" One-Shot
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
The C Word by fiercejinx reviews
Why Artemis was so keen on GETTING RID OF those psychologists. Butler really should have known better.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Take it Slow by iPwnNano reviews
Shea wants something from Chelsea.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Chelsea, Shea - Complete
Tales of Romance by Foaly by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
I, the fantastic Foaly, am writing the best book yet, full of romance and joy, until two people who are clueless for their love for one another spoil it for me. Possible Artemis/Holly, depending on whether they see it for themselves.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Foaly - Complete
If You Give a Genius a Cookie by sampson17 reviews
How would Artemis react to things we take for granted in our normal lives? A sort of "What Would Artemis Do?" kind of thing. Chapter 12- Artemis battles the ultimate evil: Facebook request emails!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,848 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Artemis F.
Spader Pig by anti-pookie reviews
I named my piggy bank Spader, and my friend and I wrote a parody of Spider Pig from The Simpsons Movie about it.
Pendragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - V. Spader - Complete
Skye Must Die by Kuneko reviews
Skye has single-handedly stolen the hearts of girls in both Forget-Me-Not and the real world. The men are pissed and fully intend to put a stop to his philandering ways... permanently. Random, humorous one-shot! Rated T for swearing and sexual content.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Skye - Complete
The Wedding Suit by Iolanthe 8 reviews
Only three days left until the wedding and it's business as usual, with Sophie stressing and overworking and Howl constantly craving her attention. She'll never get everything done on time unless he gives her some peace. Or will she?
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Systems by silentstarlight reviews
Sophie works on the financial report for the flower shop only to have Howl leave her a sheet of equations in the morning.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Name Calling by Muggin Nix reviews
The things former Nuns do for fun and revenge.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
His Dark Materials: An Alternate Story by Lord Remus Asriel Lupin reviews
You may just be unable to stop laughing after you've read this. Seriously.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2007
Natural Beauty by Mimea reviews
[HMC] Curiosity killed the Sophie, but satisfaction might be even worse! COMPLETE!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Immunity reviews
He thinks she's mysterious. She thinks he's full of crap. Pony/Jill x Skye. Rated T for language.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,052 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Jill, Skye