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“Living as you do in New York, the navel of the universe, it is easy to confuse the Midwest and the South.” - John Fleischman


“Someone asked me to record today’s class because they said they were sick. I couldn’t tell if they were sick-sick or just sick of class.”


"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." - Leo Buscaglia


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Even In Death by drotuno reviews
A month after losing his wife, Edward Masen was taking it one day at a time, trying to simply survive the torrent of grief. Surrounded by memories of their life together and messages she left, he was already questioning his sanity when his phone lit up in the middle of the night... with her picture and number. EPOV/OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,165 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Edward
Unsteady by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One night, successful businesswoman, Bella, stumbles upon Edward stitching up his bloodied face in the office. Edward is unfriendly and rude and people at Cullen Consulting Inc don't trust him. Soon, Bella becomes obsessed with figuring out what he is hiding from them all and when she finds out, she gets drawn into a world of danger, in which one wrong move will lead to death.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,953 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 9/10/2016
Dark Thing, Make a Myth of Yourself by bicyclesarecool reviews
"I feel her before I see her, the hairs on the back of my neck stand up in attention. When I shut my locker, she's parting the crowd like the red sea. Bella Swan is looking right at me, a smirk poised on her dark lips and something fierce in her dark eyes. There's something about her, something otherworldly. A storm is coming and I feel like i'm about to be caught in it." EPOV AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,529 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Bella, Edward
Playlist Amour by ElfPrincessKitty reviews
Betty slowly begins to realize that there are only so many times one can have their heart broken before there are too many pieces to pick up alone. Jughead begins to understand that a constant supply of food isn't the only thing he needs in his life.
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 90,448 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/17/2010
Gun Song by shippershape reviews
There are different kinds of homelessness. Jughead finds a kindred spirit in the most unsuspecting of places, and together they work to find answers about Jason's murder and their own uncertain futures. We're all a little broken, and if you put enough stress on those cracks, we'll shatter.
Riverdale - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,853 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 2/25 - Archie A., Jughead J., Betty C., Veronica L.
In the Land of Sweetwater by anna.who.was.mad reviews
Summer. 1957. Sixteen year old Isabella is unexpectedly thrown into the unforgiving hive of wealth and excess that is Sweetwater, Virginia. When she befriends a beautiful boy with shadows of his own, the two uncover a shocking web of lies that irrevocably tie them together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,330 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/2 - Bella, Edward
The Itch by jmolly reviews
Poor Bloody Infantryman Eddie Masen can only be soothed by Base Hospital Nurse Isobel Swan. Canadianward and Scottishella, Flanders, 1915. O/S from the Age of Edward Contest, 2015. Now a multi-chapter fic that will post weekly. This story contains references to assault and horrors of war.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 3/9/2016
And Other Collisions by raptorlily reviews
What if Jughead was at Cheryl's party in episode one? What if Kevin wasn't all that ok after stumbling upon Jason's body? What if Reggie had more of a role in s1? An alternate take on episodes 1.01 & 1.02 that will eventually explore and expand on all the characters and their perspectives with some variations on the plot. [B x J, V x A, K x M, minor V x C]
Riverdale - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/24 - Archie A., Jughead J., Betty C., Veronica L.
Dine and Dash by KittyTylz reviews
Bella gets dared dine&dash but is caught by the restaurants owner, Edward Cullen. He's a 19-year-old dangerously attractive but deadly gangster. The well connected leader of the Shadow Fangs, he also happens to be the enemy of the gang her best friend Jacob belongs to and she's stuck in his territory to avoid a permanent record. AH/AU,Possessward,Torch Awards Peoples Choice Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 255,209 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Edward, Bella
Like a Fire in the Sky by Psicygni reviews
"So you slept with a young, impressionable half-Vulcan, who you never thought you'd see again, and is now a decorated graduate, a superior officer, and even though you're not interested in a relationship with him, he rocked your world in a way that you can't forget," Gaila said carefully. "Basically." "That's great. You and I are going to be best friends with a story like that."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,589 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [N. Uhura, Spock] Gaila, Amanda G.
I remain, Yours by Momatu reviews
Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 456,107 - Reviews: 4650 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Winds against a Star by valyria reviews
An obsession with a brilliant young cadet forces Spock to confront what it is to be both Vulcan and Human. A Spock/Uhura origins story set at the Academy. Mildly AU. Complete & Revised 23/11.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 187,308 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
All the Wild Horses by elusivetwilight reviews
In her suffocating small hometown, Bella Swan meets widowed Edward Cullen. Can she pull him from the depths of his grief? Is there enough of him left to soothe her clawing loneliness? AUAH E&B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,119 - Reviews: 6748 - Favs: 4,151 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Touching Solitude by catharticone reviews
Edward moves to a remote homestead in Oregon, seeking isolation to recover from a traumatic event. However, a chance meeting with his lovely yet melancholy neighbor sparks concern for her. Can these two broken individuals help each other to heal? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 87 - Words: 252,786 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Last Breath by First Blush reviews
It's 1944, Edward awakes in a London field hospital. He's told his wife was in an air raid and did not survive. This sends Edward on a journey over two continents to find the love of his life, forgiveness for his past, and a joy he never even knew existed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 170,164 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen's Pride by maxigrumpling reviews
What if it's not just wolves that imprint? Edward is a 109 yr old vampire, he imprints on Bella, a human, when she is just a small child. Could you tell her the truth knowing she may never love you if you do? Could you wait a decade for the chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 267,250 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 162 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella - Complete