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“Living as you do in New York, the navel of the universe, it is easy to confuse the Midwest and the South.” - John Fleischman


“Someone asked me to record today’s class because they said they were sick. I couldn’t tell if they were sick-sick or just sick of class.”


"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." - Leo Buscaglia


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What Happened In Vegas by Jules Ink reviews
It's all fun and games until you wake up hung-over and married to a stranger. Five years ago Oliver Queen and Felicity Smoak made a drunken mistake that could never be corrected. After years on a hellish island he comes back as a man on a mission only to find out that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. (Season One Rewrite)
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,228 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Oliver Q., Felicity S.] John D., Thea Q.
To Serve, Honor and Love by MrsEdwardCullenP reviews
Staff Sergeant, Bella Swan, never suspected that in a world half away from her own, while fighting for the right for freedom of others that she'd fall in love with the only person who she could be denied. "We can't do this," I said brokenly. AH. B/E POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,496 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Crow by PoisonAngelMuse reviews
Bratva Captain Oliver Queen has been looking for revenge his entire life. When he can't trust his own family, the Bratva to get it, he finds the answer to all of his problems in Felicity Smoak;a genius hacker who is running for her life from the same object of Oliver's hatred. With an unlikely partnership,The Crow might just find out that light can shine in the darkest place. HEA.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 154,958 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Felicity S., Oliver Q.] John D., Slade W./Deathstroke
Lingering Shadows by mamasutra reviews
The past is something that Bella cannot escape as she finds her life and heart entangled with Edward Cullen. He was the town mystery that left others whispering in his wake as he brought a new meaning to the name ladykiller.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 3/3
Somewhere Between Nothing and Everything by myotherlife reviews
Federal prosecutor Bella Swan is already standing on the precipice of a dark abyss when her world is thrown into madness. Struggling for a lifeline, the reemergence of a man she vowed never to trust again will change everything. Life and death. Love and hate. In the middle of obscurity, what is the cost of redemption? Banner by: Fallingsnow Winter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,410 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Bella, Edward
Isabella by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
In the Cornish countryside of 1804 England, a foreign visitor brings Isabella to reconsider the inexplicable occurrences she had always taken for granted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 173,463 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gothic by author-self-insert reviews
Ten years ago, Edward was accused of murder and Bella was his alibi. Now, the murder remains unsolved and Bella hates Edward. Can a penchant for gothic mystery, a hearty dose of lingering hostility and the desire for a clean conscience really be enough to right old wrongs? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 154,088 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Revelations of an Innocent Mind by Blooming on a Snow reviews
Edward, aka Masen, is a hired killer feared even by the authorities. Bella, orphaned, novice nun, was raised in the Cathedral as a devote catholic. One chance encounter would change the way they view the world, and themselves, as a whole. "I stared, breathlessly, as he pulled the trigger." A tug of war, and heart, between the pure and the damned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,253 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Bella, Edward, Jacob
The Other One by JiffyKate reviews
Two strangers struggling from day to day. One trying to overcome the past while the other hides behind it. Will they be able to trust one another enough to share their secrets and accept the truth despite what they've been through?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,931 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rain Must Fall by drotuno reviews
It's always been said that Mother Nature finds a way to assert her power. This time, she unleashed something that walls and fences couldn't contain. Separated by an entire country, Edward and Bella must fight to stay alive in a world determined to destroy them, a world Edward must cross to get to his family, and a world where the dead don't always stay dead. Rated M AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 174,084 - Reviews: 3281 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Complete
Jurisdiction by StillDreaming85 reviews
ON HIATUS: Until Relentless is finished. War has ripped the world apart and Bella is living in one of the few cities left in the States. Life is cruel, there is no freedom, food is scarce, and a few people hold all the power. Will Bella be able to survive? Will Edward be able to save her from Mike's snare? - Thugward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,442 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Bella, Edward
Like a Fire in the Sky by Psicygni reviews
"So you slept with a young, impressionable half-Vulcan, who you never thought you'd see again, and is now a decorated graduate, a superior officer, and even though you're not interested in a relationship with him, he rocked your world in a way that you can't forget," Gaila said carefully. "Basically." "That's great. You and I are going to be best friends with a story like that."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 92,589 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [N. Uhura, Spock] Gaila, Amanda G.
Breakdown by FelicityDeadwood reviews
What if Charlie and Renee institutionalized Bella after Edward left and it only damaged her further? What if Edward returned to beg her to take him back only to find her broken? Could his love repair the damage? B/E Canon couples. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 351,774 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I remain, Yours by Momatu reviews
Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 456,107 - Reviews: 4380 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Downward Spiral by content1 reviews
Post-BD EU. Captured by the Volturi, Edward faces a nightmarish choice as Aro enacts a diabolical plan to break him. As Edward's hold on his sanity weakens, only his memories of Bella help him stay strong as he faces the ultimate test. What will his family find upon his rescue? The man or the monster. Mentalward Winner
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 133,755 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Winds against a Star by valyria reviews
An obsession with a brilliant young cadet forces Spock to confront what it is to be both Vulcan and Human. A Spock/Uhura origins story set at the Academy. Mildly AU. Complete & Revised 23/11.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 187,308 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Before The Bloodlust Begins by Kalinca62 reviews
Edward Masen and Isabella Swan meet and fall in love in the Autumn of 1918. Before the Influenza strikes...before he meets a mysterious doctor and most especially, before the bloodlust begins... Can their love survive?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 258,707 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Touching Solitude by catharticone reviews
Edward moves to a remote homestead in Oregon, seeking isolation to recover from a traumatic event. However, a chance meeting with his lovely yet melancholy neighbor sparks concern for her. Can these two broken individuals help each other to heal? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 87 - Words: 252,786 - Reviews: 2391 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hysteria by Emochan reviews
Bella has been the butt of all jokes in Forks High for as long as she can remember. That all changes when the mysterious Edward Cullen, along with his sister Alice, suddenly try to befriend her. What dark secrets are they hiding? ExB, AU. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,097 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen's Pride by maxigrumpling reviews
What if it's not just wolves that imprint? Edward is a 109 yr old vampire, he imprints on Bella, a human, when she is just a small child. Could you tell her the truth knowing she may never love you if you do? Could you wait a decade for the chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 267,250 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella - Complete