tiana-thy-shakspearian-banana
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Joined 07-26-02, id: 241495, Profile Updated: 02-22-14
Author has written 3 stories for Silent Hill, Vampire: The Masquerade, and Elder Scroll series.

Bonjour! 'tis I, TIANA-THY-SHAKESPEAREAN-BANANA!!!!

In LOVE with LOTR, Dragon Age, Mass Effect, The Elder Scrolls, Fallout and Vampire The Masquerade, (especially bloodlines!) :)

One of my friends Malukah (as she will be called here) has a youtube account, she does video game cover songs. If you have not checked her out already DO SO NOW!!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/malufenix

I love all of you as well!!!!! *hugs and kisses*

:D

P.S I also have an extensive knowledge of memes!

P.P.S Quick bit of advice, do not, by any circumstances, steal Legolas' shampoo... It shall get messy

P.P.P.S I tend to ship the absolute crap out of these characters,

  • Sebastian LaCroix/Alexis Valentyne (My OC) (Vampire The Masquerade)
  • Brynjolf/Nhalla (My OC) (Elder Scrolls)
  • Jarrod McLinnen/Raven Arenthielle (both OCs) (Fallout)
  • Jeff "Joker"/Ariella Shepard (Mass Effect)
  • Garrus Vakarian/Mercielle Shepard (Mass Effect)
  • Tamlen/Layhliona (My Dalish Apostate Warden) (Dragon Age)
  • Alistair/Riya Cousland (My Human Apostate Warden) (Dragon Age)
  • Fenris/Kyarlli Hawke (My Elven Hawke) (Dragon Age 2)
  • Legolas Greenleaf/Kitana Nethenril (My Elder Scrolls Character) (LOTR)
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    Untamed by Sabaine reviews
    An OC in our reality is dropped into the world of Dragon Age, surrounded by the companions and Hawke, will she find love or more pain? Fluff, angst, a bit of humour and violence, ongoing. OC/Fenris.
    Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 257,058 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Hawke (M), Fenris
    October and April by Roarkshop reviews
    This is a slowmance between Hawke and Fenris, but it concentrates on the story of DA2 with lots of twists on the canon (especially the timeline) and not a lot of repeating back events of the game word for word. Rated M for language, violence, and giggity situations. Updated Mondays (Usually)
    Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,057 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Fenris, Hawke (F)
    Freedom Lost by Awakenedrose reviews
    Fenris thinks he's the only one who has lyrium carved in his flesh, he's wrong. Someone is out to make Fenris pay for the death of Danarius, and his freedom. Please be kind, this is my first story. I do not own any of the Dragon Age characters.
    Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10 - Fenris, Hawke (F), Anders
    Fuga In Accipitrum by Cadsuane reviews
    When fleeing Ferelden, Seren Hawke and her family are sold into slavery in Tevinter instead of making it to Kirkwall. Separated, Seren finds herself sold to Danarius.
    Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,956 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris
    An Interesting Turn of Events by TwistedSystem reviews
    She was hardly what Ondolemar had expected to find in Markarth, but he couldn't say she was considered a negative. He was, to her, something far too intriguing for something that represented such dangerous things. She was, to him, an interesting turn of events. But both got more than they bargained for.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,428 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Ondolemar
    Of Sausages And Surprises by RedIn reviews
    It was one of those evenings when her mother tried to make a noble fragile flower of her. She invited Comtesse Berauear and her two cocky daughters; Lizzeta and Pavetta. It was meant to be a boring, annoying evening or so Hawke thought. Sandal was the last person who she thought would interrupt the boredom of their well-mannered Hightown style party. F!Hawke/Fenris
    Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29 - Hawke (F), Leandra H., Sandal - Complete
    Fighting for Love by Heaven In A Rage reviews
    A wounded stranger arrives in Mirkwood after her entire village and family are slaughtered. Legolas intends to discover who she is, but may end up getting more than he bargains for once they get to know each other and she is pushed into joining the fellowship. Finally in the process of being revised. Chapter 11 up now!
    Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 11/29/2003 - Legolas
    Secrets of Blood by midnight341 reviews
    A young woman is forced into the world of vampires due to unique circumstances concerning her blood. How will she handle her new life in the servitude to a man she loves to hate? And how will LA's Prince handle a woman who is more suited to be in the company of anarchs than that of the influential Ventrue? OCxLacroix, before Bloodlines.
    Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 49 - Words: 304,632 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Prince S. LaCroix
    Jacon and Friends by ArchReaperN7 reviews
    This pair of moronic misfits are anything but your standard mass effect mishmash. Prepare for lame jokes, sexual confrontations of the third kind, retarded events and one hell of a drunkenly retarded fucked up ride. This is the adventures of JAAAAACCCCCCOOONNNNNNN!
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Jacob T., Tali'Zorah
    Dremora Debauchery by Jaquie Moreau reviews
    After a forgettable night with Sanguine the Daedric Prince, Adraria is left with a gift in the form of a staff. Never in her life would she expect a Dremora to come from it. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he was, he was pretty helpful. But being around the Daedra too long has its own side affects. M for Violence and Sex.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,645 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Sam Guevenne - Complete
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    Beautiful Dragons reviews
    Cold skies would burn, white plains would be tainted with lithe, black creatures, wreaking havoc in their wake... and only two girls have the potential to stop the deaths of the Nirn, but they are not the heroic warriors from the children's tales... A Bosmer assassin who suffers from nightly terrors and an half-Nord who can't stand the sight of blood. Lucien Lachance/F!D Vilkas/F!D
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 2/26 - Lucien L., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas
    Cursed reviews
    Death waits upon the eve... I've come to love the darkness. The night is when I feed.
    Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/26 - Malkavian - Complete
    Ashes That Fall From A Clouded Sky reviews
    This seeping fear into your soul will be instilled You can run but you'll never be found Forever lost in Silent Hill
    Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Complete