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Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Hey :D

I'm from scotland and im 18 in a couple of months

My fave books have got to be the morganville, mortal instrument and obv the Twilight Saga.

Music. Completly LOVE it! i love Joan Jett, Suzi Quatro, Muse... etc (Too many to name)

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Has it all Ended Outfits: http://www.polyvore.com/has_it_all_ended_fanfiction/collection?id=1057452


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Secrets, Past memories and Hopefully a Future

Alice's dress and shoes that she buys and wears in Ch 9 and 10 :

Dress: http://www.ardenb.com/assets/ab/product_images/42397885609_lg.jpg

Shoes:http://www.kurtgeiger.com/dynamic/eshop/product_images/thumbnail_cache/474x427/1572324979-1-kg-estrella-2-nude-courts-classic.jpg

Rosalie's dress and shoes that she buys and wears in Ch 9 and 10 :

Dress:http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/e5/5/AAAAC-O8X5EAAAAAAOVaAg.jpg?v=1281516697000

Shoes: http://www.christianlouboutinebuy.com/images/Pro_201007082004106731.jpg

Bella's dress and shoes that she buys and wears in Ch 9 and 10 :

Dress: http://cdn2.my-wardrobe.com/images/products/1/7/176487/t_176487.jpg

Shoes: http://www.mycolorfashion.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/30/Valentino-Bow-embellished-lace-leather-pumps.jpg

Bella's Guitar: http://www.guitar.co.uk/documents/660/660-large.jpg

Bella's outfit in chapter 12:

Top: http://debenhams.scene7.com/is/image/Debenhams/103010365780?$PSPMedium$

Jeans:http://images.luisaviaroma.com/small52I/M0O/7008.JPG

shoes: http://www.jades24.com/data/images/products/kbscblksivm9160_a1.jpg

Bella's dress in Chapter 13:

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=21407152

Chapter 15:

Bella and Rosalies dress (Just imagine Alice and Kates dress to be shorter than this one): http://www.jlmcouture.com/assets/Occasions/bm/large/5919.jpg

Esme's Wedding gown: http://cache.net-a-porter.com/images/products/108866/108866_fr_l.jpg

Costumes in Chapter 17:

Alice's top: http://www.purecostumes.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/F5052_full_1.jpg

Kate: http://www.mrcostumes.com/images/pz/866/15493-enchantra-costume.jpg

Esme: http://www.aboutcostume.com/images/renaissance_medieval_costumes/5790.jpg

Bella: http://site.unbeatablesale.com/img2004/buys2203.jpg

(Couldnt find one that matched my version of Rosalie's dress)

Adrenaline

Chapter 2:

Alice's room:http://www.channel4.com/4homes/images/mb/Channel4/4homes/design-and-style/design-by-space/bedroom/yellow-bedrooms/1-IKEA-Bedroom-188-lg--gt_full_width_landscape.jpg

Bella's room: http://www.channel4.com/4homes/images/mb/Channel4/4homes/design-and-style/design-by-space/bedroom/contemporary-bedrooms-gallery/1-AMTICO-BLACK-Bedroom-Design-lg--gt_full_width_landscape.jpg

School skirt: http://images.bloomingdales.com/is/image/BLM/products/3/optimized/1067093_fpx.tif?wid=325&qlt=90,0&layer=comp&op_sharpen=0&resMode=sharp2&op_usm=0.7,1.0,0.5,0&fmt=jpeg

School Blazer: http://resources.shopstyle.com/sim/9d/31/9d3104655ec6242a0deac7aec849588f/dorothy-perkins-jackets-grey-velvet-trim-jacket.jpg

School shoes: http://resources.shopstyle.com/sim/3d/13/3d1374e1e35c770f7f26a6f4f99b0918/house-of-harlow-loris-shoes-pumps-1960-lilian.jpg

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Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Surviving High School by Tardis19 reviews
All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,872 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enemies with Benefits by trustxbelieve reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen like this, we weren't supposed to get attached. The rules were simple. This was supposed to be easy. Who would have thought this flawless plan would end up with a broken heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,352 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
I Spy by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,676 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5287 - Favs: 8,506 - Follows: 3,257 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Testing Your Tolerance by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Golden Giants Tour by walkingwithgiants reviews
"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 65,864 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mondays by chelssizzle reviews
Mondays are not Hermione's favorite day of the week, and this Monday is exceptionally challenging starting with the flu, Draco Malfoy and an unexpected diagnosis from the Healers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,885 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chasing A Rock Star by ThunderBoltsAndLightning reviews
Jace and Clary, famous for hating each other as well as being huge in the music industry reunite and are forced to play nice when they sign on as lovers in an upcoming film, Chasing A Rock Star. 1st Place Winner for AH Story and 2nd Place winner over all.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,268 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Pretending That She Don't Care by BleedtoLoveHer reviews
The Games don't exist, but Katniss is still just as adverse to relationships. A story of how Katniss and Peeta come together without the arena. AU
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Bella Swan: The June Cleaver Experience by taylorishotterthanrob reviews
"We are sending you in under cover." I balked at him and he smiled. "Oh you won't be alone honey, you Mrs. Cullen, will be going in as the wife of a mister Edward Masen." AH, OOC, lemons. Frequent Updates, Now Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,600 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER? by HermsTimeTurner reviews
Hermione Granger is depressed.Hogwarts has a new cheerleading team.when ginny wants to revive Hermione back to her old happy self, she INSISTS that she auditions...catching the attention of a certain slytherin sex god... FULL SUMMARY INSIDE! READ IT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,586 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Healing Process by zeurin reviews
Her emotions make him feel alive. His repulse her. When Leah is forced to go on a roadtrip with Seth, Emmett and Jasper, what'll happen? Seth believes it'll be a healing process while Leah only see chaos. So which is it? Leaper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,416 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Leah, Jasper
17 by emzi-jayne reviews
17. Seems like an ordianry enough number. But to me it was when my life changed. I am Hermione Granger. And my whole life was a lie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,060 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ties That Bind by WonderfulCaricature reviews
I watched them as they flirted and caressed one another, it was sickening. It had to be stopped because at the end of the day, Granger was mine. DM/HG. !Sequel is now up: Far Too Young To Die
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,143 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Run Devil Run by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
Hermione found Ron cheating on her with Pansy. Draco is pissed that he was cheated on and Hermione will stop at nothing to get revenge. So what happens when the Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess team up to get back at their exes? Read&Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fireworks by wekfnwekonf reviews
Hermione Granger, pregnant and in a loveless relationship. Draco Malfoy, has an amazing son and is also in a loveless relationship. Maybe all they need is each other. Translated into Chinese, check profile for link
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,826 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
A Perilous Game by fiona249 reviews
Draco Malfoy is playing a game of revenge and sex - one that involves the seduction of one Hermione Granger. And one which is going to get more serious than anyone suspects. DH compliant, but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,350 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Matchmaker by All you need is Moz reviews
Ness thinks her mom needs a man in her life, and she has the perfect candidate in mind - her new teacher, Mr Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,841 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hello Sister, Goodbye Life by alwaystoday reviews
Complete. Bella gains the custody of her 1 year old sister and quickly learns that parenthood isn't all it's cracked up to be. When she meets Edward, she learns that parenting is doable singlehandedly, though it's easier with another pair of hands AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,611 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life is Beautiful by Psalms chapter 34 verse 11 reviews
Just the mortal instuments characters all human living in New York. Rated T for some mild language. I'm pleased to say that this story won second place in the romance catagory for M.I. thanks you guys:
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,691 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Wilted Rose and Muddy Blood: A Dramione Fic by Raptor-Elephant reviews
Lavender Brown makes a bet with Hermione that she can't win over the Slytherin Prince in a month. Hermione wonders why she agreed... she could never stand a chance of winning, right? Rated for minor adult themes and language. R&R. COMPLETE... FINALLY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,001 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by Sensula reviews
Hermione and Draco met long ago when they were young. A horrible accident left her parentless. Surprisingly, the Malfoys adopt her. Now, Hermione and Draco are going to Hogwarts. But will Draco continue to be the loving brother, or become something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,999 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Speak of the devil and he shall return by RockGodess1994 reviews
Deans back and he is out for blood...Shane and Claires and that of their daughters. Will Shane be able to prtect his small family? Changed babies age from 1 to 4 months please Read and review xxx
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,744 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Claire D., Shane C.
Freds cake by yellatthetopofyourlungs reviews
After a disastrous blind date, a issue with a chocolate cake & a annoyed Alice! The girls & guys start something with an out come none of them saw coming! featuring- sleep talking, pranking wars, water park fun & a Xmas never to be Forgotten. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,504 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Can't Say No to This by LABM reviews
Draco is a spy for the Order. He pretends he's a Death Eater, but in fact, he's not. What if Voldemort tells him to marry Hermione Granger? Will she say yes? It IS for the greater good anyway. Rated M for language and mature content in later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,254 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Keep Moving by Agent Henry reviews
Hermione has to get away; she takes the kids and she goes to the last place He would find her and to the last person anyone would expect her to go to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,637 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Undercover by AnnaVamp reviews
Isabella Swan & Emmett McCarthy are two deadly agents. They go undercover in Forks HighSchool to prove that a teacher is a pedophile that assaulted many students. What will happen in that school? Who will they meet? Cullen family. They are teachers. / AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,548 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Me or Leave Me by dancinequestrian reviews
Hermione is the creator of a famous fashion line, while Draco is still the rich playboy he was at school. They both hate each other, but what happens when they are both given guardianship of a 3-month old baby? DMHG! Complete! Edit in Progress!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,779 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Misunderstandings by Shuichi Saito reviews
Jace, Isabelle, Clary and Maia are Mortified to find out what Alec does in his spare time. Jace/Clary and Magnus/Alec. Malec. Implied sexual themes and Simon/Alec. Please drop a review if you have a story request you want written :D
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Controlled Chaos by LivingInAYellowSubmarine reviews
Who is better in a fight? Well, paintball fight anyway. Werewolves or vampires? Emmett really wants to find out... Good luck to him, because even we haven't decided who is going to win yet! Various POV's, not just Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Emmett
Bet on Love by xXMoonyeenXx reviews
Alice is fed up with Edwards player ways, so decides it is time to teach him a lesson in life and love. Will he realise what love is, or will he remain the same? BxE eventually, AxJ eventually, RxEm from the start. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,333 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Open Windows by Salome Weil reviews
Hermione makes a crucial mistake with Ron and the consequences won't be pretty, unless Draco can rise to the occasion. But with his own demons to face, will he make the right choice? AU, Spoilers HBP, M for language and sexual reference, later violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 121,850 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Learning to Love by Rainy Days reviews
After a wild night at a party, Hermione and Draco need to live with the product of their actions, an unborn child. Can either put aside their hatred and maybe even learn to love one another?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,576 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When I Look At You by NaTTyKiinz reviews
"You want to know a little secret?" he asked me. With my eyes still closed, I nodded. He leaned into my ear and whispered, "I believe I have finally fallen for you, hard." Full Summary Inside
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,440 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Say No by fiona249 reviews
Years after the war, Hermione and Draco have moved on. They have families. They're at the top of their respective fields. But sometimes things happen you're not prepared for. Sometimes you can't say no. Totally canon compliant. Ron-lovers, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,628 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Circumstances Changed by LolaCherryColaGirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are kinda friends…ish. But what happens when circumstances lead to Draco having to babysit Hermione's daughter?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,590 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15803 - Favs: 6,971 - Follows: 3,199 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Passing Notes by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella and Emmett are teachers at Forks High, but what happens when Emmett's younger brother comes to teach there as well? What happens when Bella starts passing notes with him? "Check yes or no" All Human; Extreme Fluff - Adding Outtakes
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,139 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4239 - Favs: 3,198 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Falling in Love with Your Best Friend by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella moves in with her cousin Jasper and his group of college roommates. M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,497 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Cullen Education by kas90 reviews
30 years after BD, the Cullens move to New York. They begin school where their teacher is Mrs. Bella Cullen. What will happen when Em, Rose, Jasper, Alice, Nessie, Jake, and Edward are all in the room with one of their own instructing them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baby your the one by XCarlie.CullenX reviews
E/B have been given one final school project. How 2 be parents.The gang is paired off 4 a month can their friendship last through this?Secrets, jobs, drunken mistakes, BABIES how far can friendships be pushed? Is love enough?AH NOMINATED 4 2 CULLEN AWARDS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,580 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky by PrettyPretty reviews
Bella finds herself as Emmett's new statistics tutor. How did that happen? Emmett's loud and Edward was vulgar? First attempt at Twilight Fandom. A/H Canon Pairings. A little on the fluffy side. All characters belong to Ms. Meyer. I just play with them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,587 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
He was rich, single and disgustingly handsome. Learn how a four-year-old will turn his world up-side down. Sequel now posted - My Darling Caroline.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 96,808 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Missing Link by Lycan Lover reviews
After the tragic death of Hermione’s parents a secret is revealed. Being the long lost relative of Blaise Zabini is tough work…like having to see Draco Malfoy when he comes for ‘tea’… Set in 7th year D/HR. Rated T for language in some parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,744 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4779 - Favs: 4,024 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Know Your Different by SerenaCarter reviews
********Bella being the hot, coordinated and confident new girl becomes everyone's center of interest when she arrives in Orange County. Friends are made, so are enemies, and Edward has his player sights set on her. AH*********
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surfer Girl by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Edward is dumped by his girlfriend, Tanya. His brothers, Emmett and Jasper decide that he needs a vacation in Hawaii. Will he find what he needs to get over his loss?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Heiress of the Dark Lord by CJ Wellington reviews
Now known to the world as the Dark Lord’s Daughter, Hermione is forced to choose between the two things she loves most: Her father or her friends. And when her friends turn their back on her, Hermione’s tears a dried by the boy who has disgraced her for..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,206 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Did he just say Sex ED? by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
A normal day, normal teachers, almost normal students. What could happen? But then appears in the schedule a new different course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,546 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Tell You I Love You by EverWonderWhy reviews
Emmett has Bella move to Forks, Washington with him and Charlie. Bella just happens to meet the great Edward. Great story. Give it a shot! Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8665 - Favs: 14,014 - Follows: 2,891 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confusion and Obsession by jcschaefer reviews
Blaise Zabini learns he has a sister. Could she be the one for Playboy Draco? What does Hermione Granger have to do with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,577 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Date by Proxy by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was bored & wanted something new. She changed jobs, her hair, her clothes, and now she was about to do something completely "UnHermionish" & go on a blind date! She just wondered why her blind date was with her new boss, Draco Malfoy. Romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,029 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
The Girl Next Door whom I happen to hate by Nomad Leonor reviews
An unusual letter leads the Malfoys into a new life. One that takes Draco Malfoy into a place he hates, with the person he hates most, and into a whirlwind of romantic adventures...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 6,813 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alexander Malfoy by grednforge117 reviews
How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,204 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Family Talk by NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8346 - Favs: 7,473 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 294 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
What's Love got to do with it? by Sirie reviews
Hermione is mad and hurt because Ron is with Lavender. She stays behind for Christmas. There aren't many students left but Draco is one. Will Hermione and Draco start something over a lonely Christmas Holiday? Will it go newhere after that? Plz read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,472 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spontaneity by Manda0610 reviews
When Ron accuses Hermione of not being spontaneous, she proves him wrong. But it throws her into a whirlwind romance that could change her forever... Not RWHG! Fluffy, sappy. Those with diabetes, read at your own risk! New version, The Game, is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood, Love and Betrayal by DracosWifey reviews
Brother and Sister Reunited, A love hate relationship that blossoms into something more, and a betrayal takes place by an unlikely Slytherin. Watch as another 7th year unfolds at Hogwarts DM/HG, GW/BZ, HP/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,687 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not just any old bet by My Dusty reviews
When a group of 7th year Slytherins get together making bets, the possibilities are endless...rated M for future chapters...DMHG...Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Get Mad Get Even by Emerald 27 reviews
Moviefic. Draco Malfoy, the definition of a player. Every guy wants to be him every girl wants to be with him. What do you do when you find out someone else is dating your boyfriend? Operation crush him until it hurts. DMHG. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,795 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/17/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tease by Magical words from Muggle pens reviews
Malfoy's his usual cocky self, always teasing Hermione with sexual humor. Perfect way to embarrass a bookworm prude! But Hermione decides that Malfoy needs to learn a lesson on taking jokes too far. She's not going to hide behind her books anymore
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 24,333 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Games by angelrider93 reviews
Ficlet Dumbledore decides to try again for house unity so locks groups of six students into rooms to play a series of games. Have a guess who the Golden trio are grouped with! DMHG COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,986 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
O, Woe is Me, My life is a Misery by We Are the Walrus reviews
Hermione has never been known as a beauty, she was always known as the Gryffindor Bookworm, but in this comedic coming of age story, she learns that when getting what you want you get much more then you bargained for and a pair of scary platform heels
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,084 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pageant by ShiverBoo reviews
Hermione and Ginny are invited to Witch Weekley's Beauty Pageant in Las Vegas. There they meet many unexpected problems. But nothing that bad could happen in two weeks, right? COMPLETE with Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,405 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Piece of Sincerity by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dare from Hell by Aznyx reviews
(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Delusion by burgundyred reviews
Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The 7th Year Itch by RosaFinch reviews
COMPLETE..."Sorry Malfoy, for the way I treated you this morning. I just can’t seem to get the image of you in your boxers out of my head and I am taking my frustration out on you..." HPGW RWPP DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,519 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cabin by Halfling reviews
Hermione and Draco are pushed together through the workings of a prophecy. Initially they try fight the knowledge that their relationship was predetermined, but eventually use their love to fight Voldemort. Worth a read. HGDM and HPGW. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 176,305 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coyote Ugly by RonFan reviews
Complete! Hermione runs away when her heart is broken. She flees to Chicago and becomes friends with the wild Coyotes of the infamous Coyote Ugly bar. Then, someone comes back...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,215 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Adrenaline reviews
Bella & her sister Alice move to the town of Forks but with Family problems with their mom & other sister Lauren will it cause problems with their future in Forks and Will meeting the Cullens and Hales provide Love, Laughter and a Future. AH. Story Revamp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,690 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Has it all Ended? reviews
Hermione has changed and befriended one Pansy Parkinson. With Slytherin and Gryffindor 7th years sharing a common room means humour and a whole lot of drama. However somethings changed, well someone. But who? DxH, BxG, RxP, NxL. OCC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,947 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Secrets, Past memories and Hopefully a Future reviews
Emmett and Bella are siblings.Bella's just moved back to Forks after years of staying with her mom but she's different, full of confidence and a secret that not even her brother know. Cannon pairings, All human. Rated T!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,883 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Out Of The Closet reviews
Alec's not sure on his feeling towards Magnus even though hes all he thinks about. Izzy knows how to help Alec get to know his true feelings but will her plan cause more harm than hes counting on? Rated T coz i'm Paranoid!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete