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Joined 06-22-10, id: 2415194, Profile Updated: 11-26-11
Author has written 8 stories for My Babysitter's a Vampire, Monster Squad, Lost Boys, Hunger Games, Walking Dead, and Boondock Saints.

Hola! I'm jake-nessie4ever. (I used to be seriously obsessed with Twilight) But you can call me Natalie or Nat, whatever eats your cookie.


If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you STILL laugh at EVERY punch line, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a female gamer, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 that's laughing till ya' choke, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
then copy and paste this!

I looooooove the movie The Lost Boys! I am in love (currently) with Alan Frog! And Edgar...and Sam...I CAN'T DECIDE! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

I have seen all three Lost Boys movies, but only refer to the first one. The Tribe could of been ALOT better if it had more Sam and Alan, but The Thirst was acceptable. In fact, it was A. MAZ. ING! But I still like the first movie the best, and I watch it over and over and recite quotes and make jokes about it so much, my friend (who has never seen any of the movies, by the way) knows exactly what each of them are about.

If you believe you are The Frog Brother's lost sister they never put in there, copy and paste this into your profile.


Yay! Weird question thing section!

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I fell out of a tree...it was really funny though. That makes up for it :)

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nothing. Seriously..nothing. Well, a window and a mirror. I just moved into a new place, sooo might be a while.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Nope..

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 7:35 PM...it was also a full moon...I must be a werewolf =P

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Live in The Lost Boys universe...that would be AWESOME!

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My dog, Princess.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? MY LAPTOP!

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? last time I checked...*which is now*...5 feet tall exactly.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? YES! In closed in, small spaces. If it's an open small space, i'm fine.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Nope

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Rose from Titanic...SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO LET GO!! THAT LIAR!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? None...blech..I am a girl, and I highly hate perfume.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Green eyes, black hair.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? i dont know...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Tea:)

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Shrooms!

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Wafffles

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? A necklace from my best friend.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? My boyfriend!

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? I can bend my leg at an awkward angle...does that count?

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? IDK!

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yeppers

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Dog- German Shepherd/Collie mix...shes so cute:)

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Maybe...when is this person leaving?

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? In private, when you're alone with them.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 4

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Blonds

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My BFF

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? That high pitched ringing noise!!! AH!

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Nope

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Kryptonite! :D

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Nope

37. FIRST JOB? Nope

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Wold you like fries with that?...best time ever...


I'm a serious gamer.

You should not bother serious gamers while they are playing a game and about to beat the final boss and expect to survive the night when you restart their system.


CRAZY STUFF ME AND MY BFF SAY!!

My Friend: What are we doing?

Me: *leading her through the woods* Who wants to know???

My Friend: Oh God...not another 'Michael wants to know!' thing...I worry about you.

Me: Radioactive poptarts are especially delicious this type of season...

My friend: Do you have extra food on your plate?

Me: Yes.

My friend: Can I give it to your dog? *puppy dog eyes*

Me: It's for Donatello.

My friend: Donatello...?

Me: He's my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle :)

My friend: *I was sick* Your throat does not sound good when you talk...

Me: Like I have a frog in my throat? *chuckles*

My friend: Yes...like a frog...in your throat.

Me: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!! *cough cough*

Me: *still sick* I sound like a Frog for gosh sakes...

My friend: Not again...

Me: You need to watch The Lost Boys with me so you can understand my jokes

My friend: Ok? When?

Me: Who wants to know??


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And Hell Followed With Them by xxOrganizedInsanityxx reviews
Connor and Murphy are only three weeks into their prison sentence when the dead start to rise. Boston is soon completely overwhelmed and the brothers have no choice but to run; their one slim hope lying in the possibility of a refugee camp in Atlanta.
Crossover - Boondock Saints & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,241 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Connor M., Daryl D.
An Arrow Dipped in Ink by VileMalapert reviews
What happenes when a beautiful gothic artist finds herself lost and on the Dixon Boys front lawn when the world ended. Can she teach Daryl to open up even if only to her? Later chapters are explicit. Daryl/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,936 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Daryl D.
The Life Of A Weasley by LaTashaMalfoy reviews
Follow the Weasley family through their ups and downs, from Bill all the way down to Ginny, up until they all go off to Hogwarts as Molly and Arthur pick out the perfect home for their children and introduce the flying muggle car. As Fred and George get their names, as Charlie gets his first girlfriend, as Ron develops his Arachnophobia, and many many more family memories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,503 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Fred W., George W.
The Truth of the Amortentia by xXCourageousXx reviews
Who knew meeting some odd girl on the carriage ride to Hogwarts would turn Fred Weasley's world upside down? All thanks to George's Amortentia experiment. Story updates/notifications posted in Profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,756 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Luna L., Fred W.
Summer Overture by Erudessa Luin reviews
A girl from our time finds herself in the lost boys movie. Will she be able to help the lost boys or help in their demise? Oc x lost boys. please read better than the summary lets on
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,186 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - David, Marko
I See a Darkness by angelfishlex reviews
Danielle Smecker is now the mother of twin girls, raising them with a firm, but loving hand. What happens when the murder of a beloved priest causes their Irish father and uncle to reunite with her? Sequel to 'Where No One Stands Alone'.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,286 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Connor M., Murphy M., Eunice B. - Complete
The Frog Family Secret by bttffan851585 reviews
Every family has a secret. Including the Frogs. But what happens when theirs slipps out? And when the consequences are almost fatal... And then something happens that both brothers hadn't expected. Rated T. PLZ R&R! Especially if you wish to favorite.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,593 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Alan F., Edgar F.
My Babysitters A VampireI'm One But You Dont Know by HalfwayHeart1342 reviews
Benny Weir just wishes to be normal again. No one knows that he had gotten bit by a vampire and is trying his hardest to cover it up. He has to learn how to control himself and stay distant from his friends. What happens when one figures out his secret?
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,605 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Benny W.
Bullet Through the Head by needingfreedom reviews
Nothing makes sense anymore. The undead fill the streets, and all of my family are dead or one of them. I can't stand the never ending pain I feel in this new world. All I know anymore is that the only way to end it is a bullet through the head. Daryl/OC
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,394 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
Retribution by SunnseanicArts reviews
Prequel to "Salvation" - Murphy and Connor have just managed to get out of prison when a strange virus, that turns everyone into walking dead monsters, hits Boston. With the city put under quarantine, all they can do is run for the last boats that are leaving town. But to get there they have to make their way through the city of the undead first...violence, character death
Crossover - Boondock Saints & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,435 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Connor M., Murphy M. - Complete
Giving in to Temptation: Fools in Love by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hermione's relationship with Fred and George becomes more than just a tumble between the sheets. Sixth in the series. FredHermioneGeorge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,757 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Nightmare Come True by FanFrogBoy reviews
Rewriting original story so plotline may vary. Teenage Zoey and Blake help out the the Frog Brothers who have spotted werewolf activity in Santa Carla. Sam gets caught up with a witch and he now howls at the moon. Luckily they've all got Nanook and Blake's dog Barney to count on.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 16,335 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sam E.
A Twist in Fate by Bluestar4ever reviews
Even fate can be changed; there just has to be enough willpower to change it. Rue gets saved. The Hunger Games continue. Requested by MKStanley to write this.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,734 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Katniss E., Rue - Complete
Brotherly Love by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Fred and George: They're joined at the hip, but what happens when they discover that they're relationship goes beyond just brotherly love? FredxGeorge Twincest, don't like, don't read. Rated for later chapters, though some may be M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,499 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Unexpected 2Connor's turn by gurl3677 reviews
Connor and Romeo have to return to American after someone calls out the Saints again. An old flame reappears in Connor's life but is she the same girl he used to know? Connor/OC Murphy/OC Please read The Unexpected to understand this story, thanks!
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,845 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Connor M., Murphy M.
Demon Fighters by southernvampirepirate reviews
Kelsey Jones is a run away.Getting away from her step dad, she runs to Santa Carla where she meets the Frog brothers. She thinks there crazy, until she finds that what they said was true. Will she fight or...die?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,813 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Edgar F.
Nowhere To Be Found by LovinNorman'sChestTatt reviews
Sequel to Nowhere To Hide. Anna and Daryl meet up with a small group of teenagers that are trying to survive. Despite their differences and issues, they are more alike than they may believe. Can they band together and survive one another?
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Daryl D.
Circus Acts by Alitote reviews
The Circus blows into Quantico... but somethings really wrong here...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 59 - Words: 67,232 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Salvation by SunnseanicArts reviews
When they find Connor MacManus in an abandoned church Daryl Dixon knows that this guy is going to be a pain in his ass. Or is he? The beginning of a love/hate friendship. Covers entire season 2 of the Walking Dead, but with Connor in it. language. zombies. Character death.
Crossover - Boondock Saints & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,935 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Connor M., Daryl D. - Complete
Rue's Story by Skylar Fray reviews
This is Rue's death in her perspective in the 74th Hunger Games. Please tell me what you think and I hope you enjoy it!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Rue, Katniss E. - Complete
Vampires Are Bad For Your Health! by Triquetra-Effect reviews
Soderkoping was a relatively boring town. Lynn's best friend Amanda moves out, the Lost Boys and company moves in. What will Lynn do when things get complicated? OC's! OCx? Marko? Paul? David? Dwayne? Read to find out! SUMMARY SUCKS! READ, PLEASE!
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Marko - Complete
Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Garlic by FanFrogBoy reviews
Edgar and Alan have been invited to a Christmas party by Sam. They don't want to let their best friend down but they don't want to leave Santa Carla unprotected and vunerable to the vampires. They can't do both... or can they?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Alan F., Edgar F. - Complete
Savoring the Book by The Shrubbery reviews
Katniss discovers a book that transfers her to a place where she has to read, with the audience of Peeta, Gale, Prim, Haymitch, Effie, and more. But what is this book? It's...The Hunger Games! Chapter 13 has been up!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,494 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010
Once Bitten, Twice Died by Cider Sky reviews
Daryl stood, glancing down at the bite wound, angry and swollen and gushing precious blood. A death sentence. Except, he wakes up three days later, alive as the rest of the them. Gen. Multi-Chapter.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Daryl D. - Complete
Name of the Game by GoddessLaughs reviews
Summer has turned into autumn and wounds have faded into scars. But peace never lasts for long. Conclusion to Waiting Game and Game of Chance
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,013 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 12/27/2007
Velma Dinkley's Journal by Lywinis reviews
"If this is found, then likely I have passed away. Please read this as a cautionary tale, survivor. May it help you more than it did me."
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Velma
Scooby Dooby Doo, Where Are You? by yorickjones reviews
The true story of a gang of four friends and their adventures crisscrossing the America of the 1960s with a green van and a Great Dane named Scooby as told by one who was there worldfamous mystery novelist Velma Dinkley.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,088 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
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The Monster Squad reviews
What if The Monster Squad let in a girl? It follows the whole movie, The Monster Squad, but with some romance here and there and a girl in the Squad.
Monster Squad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011
On My Own reviews
Emily is thirteen and a survivor of the apocalypse. When she is saved from the woods by Daryl and brought to the farm, how will she fit into the group?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Daryl D., Carol
The Assassin and The Saints reviews
When Scarlett's Drug Lord brother is killed, she vows revenge against the men who killed him. She is an assassin and is hired by her cousin to kill the Saints. Will she kill them? Three part story, changed from Romance. It doesn't quite fit the Boondock Saints at all. WARNING: POSSIBLE CHARACTER DEATH
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Murphy M., Connor M.
The Thirst: The Third Book in Frogs Divided reviews
Set during the Thirst. When Edgar, Sky, Nat, and Sam go to save Alan and kill the Head Vampire, leaving their children alone in the house, what goes on? And what about Dalia's promise to return?
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Alan F., Edgar F.
The 53rd Annual Hunger Games reviews
Welcome to the 53rd Annual Hunger Games. One weapon. One winner. One life to live. Who will be the last tribute standing? Please read and review! Summary makes the story sound like crap but it will be good. I promise. May the odds be ever in your favor!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Other tributes
The Next Chapter: The Sequel to Frogs Divided reviews
It's the beginning of the school year, and everyone's on edge from what happened over the summer. Can they survive the witch that's coming for them? And who does Edgar have his eyes on? Read and Review!
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,083 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Alan F., Edgar F. - Complete
Frogs Divided reviews
What happens when the Frog Brothers take a night off from vampire hunting? And a TV starts talking? Plus, a mysterious girl comes in to the shop, with her eyes on Alan, but also on Edgar. Plus, the return of a certain vampire...Read to find out! AFxOC
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Alan F., Edgar F. - Complete
One Bite Can Change Everything reviews
Kira grew up in Whitechapel. She knows about the vampires, zombies, and witches there. But what she didn't know was that one bite can change everything. Rated T just to be sure
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011