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Stereotypes! Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be in bold):

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrist.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not care about being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I only date white people so I must be a racist

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Against the Moon by Stoplight Delight reviews
The odds were stacked against him: a child from a blended home with no friends, no social skills to speak of, and a terrible secret. Yet slowly Remus Lupin began to realize there was a place for him in the world, if he could find the courage to claim it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 105 - Words: 660,465 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Mass x Acceleration by Dixxy Mouri reviews
Part 2 Laws of Motion. After escaping from Dr. Tesla's ship, Sanji and Nami have washed up on the seemingly quiet shores of Apple Island. Now that they have a quiet place to heal and put their lives back together, they need to decide what to do with their lives all over again. Review please!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,431 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - [Sanji, Nami]
XMen: A Broken Shard by Ryan Brooklyn reviews
She stood with arms outstretched, a terrible expression on her face. Glass shards were everywhere, suspended in mid-air. Screams echoed throughout the building although there was no one there, save for two people.-Madison Clark comes to Xavier's School.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,348 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Kitty, Colossus, OC, Pyro - Complete
Lonely Is the Night by poorpiratelass reviews
The hunt for the yellow-eyed demon continues as Sam tries to learn more about his gift. Meanwhile, Dean deals - or doesn't deal with John's death, Lynn uncovers a family secret, and Jayne makes some tough choices. Volume 2 of Who the Hell Are You?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 262,923 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., OC
The Arms of The Ocean by peterpauper reviews
It's peaceful in the deep; no need to pray, no need to speak. LokixOC.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Impel Down by BlackBarBooks reviews
Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,721 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
And the Heavens split in two by Iryann reviews
Dean knew it couldn't have lasted long. But he knew his apple-pie life was over for certain when Castiel showed up in Bobby's living room. Set one year after Swan Song. AU season 6.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,902 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Just a Servant by Gandalf3213 reviews
An incident in a town brings up a fact Arthur had long tried to ignore: his kingdom had a deep-seated prejudice against servants. More than that, Merlin had been involved in this cycle of abuse under Arthur's nose and he hadn't noticed.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,372 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Time of Angels by Aireon Maris reviews
"I never thought I would return to heaven and I never thought it would be without her. Live or die, we were going to stand together. But this...I never expected this." 4th in the Angel of Truth Cycle.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,384 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
My Name Is Castiel by elizaye reviews
After escaping from Death's clutches yet again, Cas jumps right into the fight against the Leviathans. Post-7x10. "My name is Castiel, and I am an angel of the Lord. Let me tell you my story. Let me tell you everything." Rated M for language/sexuality/violence.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 179,949 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Marianna Morgan reviews
AU tag to "After School Special" – Injured Sam, Big Brother Dean – Dirk smiled as he began walking in Sam's direction; wondering if the kid who thought he was so tough was going to be tough enough to survive a bullet.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,648 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Learning to Live by narrazione reviews
Melbecka Harper was raised to fear almost everything. As darkness descends on the wizarding world and claims the life of her good friend, she needs the Weasley twins more than ever to help her find her inner strength. OOTP, Fred/Angelina, George/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 118,361 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - George W., OC - Complete
One Man by Revhead reviews
Inspired by Arthur's statement "No man is worth your tears" and a companion piece of sorts to 'Gone' although both stand alone . Arthur is woken by an unfamiliar servant, and he wants to know where Merlin is. Warnings for character death.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Naiad Trilogy: The Naiad Queen by SweetSunnyRose reviews
Part 3: Their love was confessed. What will the consequences be when some refuse to accept their union? And when a new evil arises and threatens the safety of Narnia, how will the King and his Naiad Queen fight back? The epic conclusion! A.U. Caspian X/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 121,682 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - [Caspian X, OC] Rilian, Lady of the Green Kirtle - Complete
When Our Prayers Go Unanswered by anonymous-unknown reviews
The war in Heaven becomes more personal for the Winchesters when Castiel's grace is stolen and leaves him fighting for his life. Sick!Hurt!Cas, Caring!Protective!Dean, revived Gabriel, not so soulless Sam and a couple OC angels with a purpose. No pairings or slash but plenty of brotherly bonding. Full summary inside. PART I of IV.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,977 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Time Has Come Today by Marianna Morgan reviews
Pre-series – Sick Sam / Surprisingly Awesome John / Big Brother Dean – "He's sick, and it's only a matter of time before neither of you can ignore it anymore."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
A Burning Sky by Affoler la Reine reviews
Two years before their fifteen year contracts were to expire, the knights come across a Sarmatian girl living as a servant in a Roman house. Once they liberate her, it is discovered that she is the sister to one of them. Eventually Tristan/OC.
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 189,840 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Tristan
Lost by danang1970 reviews
Five times the A-Team lost their pilot.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,700 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - H.M. Murdock - Complete
Things we give to others by Cocoa987 reviews
"Secrets are things we give to others to keep for us." Pirates, soda, horses, sisters, brothers, hopes, fears, dreams, and all the things that only our best friends know. 50 things that only Ben knows about Riley. Now with the request-fics!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,311 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Ben G., Riley P.
Luce by believeinthegods reviews
The prince cannot look. He turns his face away, and the flickering candle light catches the lone tear track at his cheek. The night of Merlin's execution is upon them.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Free Will In Restraints by Jamie552 reviews
The weight on Sam’s chest was nearly crushing. He couldn’t breathe. He couldn’t think. Terror made his heart clench and he found himself struggling to stay conscious. His mind was screaming for his brother. Limp!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,119 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Tied Together by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Alice and Jasper's wedding after they join the Cullen family. Alice's POV. Fluff. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete