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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, and Vocaloid.

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Fluffiness for the Otaku Soul - Status: On hiatus, apparently

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The Canadian: In a hole in the ground, there lived a Canadian. Not to mention this hole was too small, too cold, and out in the middle of nowhere. When a wizard by the name of Arthur the Green shows up with thirteen unusually tall, not-bearded dwarves(?) and invite him on an adventure, things change for the crazier. A parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit.


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I Heard It Through the Grapevine(of Delicious Mirkwood Wine…) by Lasgalendil reviews
On women, tropes, and the thrice-dreaded supernatural interspecies love triangle. Rumors of a certain movie and fanfics have reached Middle-earth and characters are not amused. Can Tauriel convince the canon that their reasons for hating her are wrong? Legolas laments, Tauriel teaches, and Gimli…Gimli is just Gimli. (Elessar's General Warning: meta fics may contain strong satire.)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Legolas G., Kili, Tauriel - Complete
Illogical by Scintazzle reviews
I narrowed my eyes. He was perfect...a little too perfect. It was then that I realized: he wasn't human. Nejiten, AU. [Update] Epilogue up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,567 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lee's Huglist by Lil' DeiDei reviews
When Gai-sensei suffers a fatal accident, is down to Lee to carry out his beloved teacher's last request. And he must complete this arduous task by sundown tomorrow, or else suffer the consequences. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,778 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Lee R., Kiba I. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Burdened and Beleaguered by Cassiopeia224 reviews
It starts off as a small cough. Itachi barely notices; he has never taken well to cold places and shrugs it off as a temporary illness. But, slowly and surely, the symptoms worsen, leaving the S-class nin gasping for air and hacking up crimson blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Itachi U.
The Aureate Poultry by AozoraNoShita reviews
Romerica! Fairytale AU of The Golden Goose by the Bros. Grimm. In which the princess won't laugh, the golden goose doesn't measure up to typical fairytale standards, and the youngest son keeps insisting his name isn't actually Simpleton. T for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,126 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - America, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Family Honor by Laora reviews
In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Walburga B., Alex A. - Complete
Ponyo! Love! Sasuke! by justplainrii reviews
Sasuke finds a strange little friend. Ponyo loves Sasuke. Sasuke doesn't know how he feels about this. A very, very silly oneshot.
Crossover - Naruto & Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Ponyo - Complete
To Good Homes by Rex Sun reviews
John dies./ Light Ivan/Keith.
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Ivan K./Origami Cyclone, Keith G./Sky High
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Jutsu Misfire by Tigers and Dragons reviews
After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers. Undergoing editing in preparation for update. You can thank "The Last: Naruto the Movie" for this. 2015 01 18
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Akatsuki
Bonds by Maria Rianki reviews
From Konoha's skies to the depths of Orochimaru's lair, Sai ends up learning all about bonds. Accompanied by an unlikely friend, the two walk down the road unsure if they will be alive at the end of it. Non yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,310 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sai, Deidara - Complete
Sora: The Apprenticeship of an Air Spirit by MissScaryKitty reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE: Sora's father Shou, Master of the Winds, has died before he could finish training her so she can take his place. Seeing that the global currents have stopped moving his beloved ocean, Fujimoto takes it upon himself to train her.
Ponyo/崖の上のポニョ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Fujimoto
Sign love on the line by TheCrowMaiden reviews
An Alternate Universe AU Roderich and Elizaveta fanfic. Chapters! Ages: early twenties. No smut, hinted boy love included for a friend . Gilbert as a regular character.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
Bonding Time by destiny-chi reviews
What happens if the heroes of Sternbild met the personifications of the various countries? -Originally written as a fill on the kink meme-
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/4/2011
The Unwritten Rules of Espionage by Midnight Insomniac reviews
Starbucks, the coffee giant. The absolute king of the caffeine world. Hundreds, maybe even thousands of the renowned coffee shops have sprung up across the globe. It was in one such Starbucks, that this entire fiasco began.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,222 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Guardian by Flashback 1701 reviews
As a member of the Beilschmidt family, Ludwig has sworn a solemn oath to protect his charge, Feliciano Roma-Vargas with his life. However, neither of them expected to be the catalysts of a underground war. GerIta. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 49,524 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Love and Everyhting In Between by YuugisGirl reviews
Father's Day. It was a stupid holiday, really. That was what England had told himself for the past 101 years... USUK platonic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Past the Point of No Return by Flipspring reviews
Sasuke's addiction has passed the point of no return.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Danzō S. - Complete
The Mirror by Ryuu22 reviews
A mirror that connects two worlds was left hidden in a tower, never to see the light of day again. But when the strange group emerges from the mirror, it is up to one girl to send them back home. It could mean the end of her if she fails. No OC pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,240 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
Dragon Eyes by BoredBluejay reviews
No one knew who she was. No one knew where she came from. And within the Akatsuki, no one cared. With them, she was at home. OC, no romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,288 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Akatsuki
Error by ClockworkRaven reviews
Pokedex Entry: Missingno or 'M. The 'glitch' pokevybzxtcyvubnm. Ever seen the inside of one's mind?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/16/2011 - MissingNo. - Complete
Confetti, Balloons, More Confetti by RainbowDoom reviews
If you could survive dinner with the Akatsuki, you could survive anything... except for maybe Itachi's birthday party.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,377 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Chemical Warfare by Flipspring reviews
Deidara. Sasori. Extremely hazardous chemical compounds. Teammates are for so much more than carrying out missions. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Dialing Death by Midna3452 reviews
England wants to find a curse for France, when he comes across a mysterious book with the letters "DWMA" on the cover, and instructions on how to contact a certain "Lord Death." So, the Brit decides to try it out . . . A SE/Hetalia Crossover. Oneshot.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama, England/Britain - Complete
Reflections by Flipspring reviews
A collection of poems exploring the various characters of the Akatsuki. Rated T for language. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Poems of Weirdom by Googala2 reviews
Just some Akatsuki poems meant for a giggle or two.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Grocery Store by MoonlightNinja55 reviews
All England wanted to do was take a simple trip to the grocery store and get some tea. Was that so much to ask? WAS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? Apparently so.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Who Cares? by KuroDark reviews
Konan is upset by Hidan's rude words and finds herself comforted by an unlikely source. But she soon finds out that his idea of comfort is not quite the same as hers. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Konan, Itachi U. - Complete
The Game by dogsandcoffeepots reviews
In which the Doctor loses.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Photos Unnecessary by Prosecutie reviews
An unexpected partnership is formed, and now Japan and Hungary are dedicated to bringing yaoi to every corner of the globe! But can they put down the doujinshi and consider their own love lives for one second? For Catskid100's Crack Pairing Collection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Japan, Hungary - Complete
Sarcasm by demon twin reviews
Sarcasm is my first language. Everything and anything else that I can speak comes after that. Short drabbles based on different Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Knights and Knaves by Lady Norbert reviews
One always tells the truth; one always lies. Flora feels like the unfavorite compared to Luke. She finds solace with an eccentric toymaker, but something's not right. Can this fatherless daughter and her childless father find each other?
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,104 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Don't Blink by OrangePlum reviews
There's not much you can do when confined to a hospital bed. All you can really do is sit there quietly brooding and hope to any divine being up there that you won't become attached to the charming American across the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,393 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Itachi's last apology by Henpuku-Hime reviews
Itachi says he's sorry to Sasuke for the last time. One-shot. I don't own anything.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Akatsuki: A heart for Mother Nature! by Megaphone.Kills.You reviews
Because in some twisted, strange ways, they were all related to the nature, be it animals or plants. Mother Nature blessed them all in her own special way...though sometimes, it were mere memories or the relations were accidents...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Paper Girl by skidtick reviews
When times become too difficult, you can always fly away. Each chapter is a short drabble about Konan's relationship with each member of the Akatsuki. Konan. Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,984 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Unimaginable Evil by The Pudding Fiend reviews
There is only one thing in the world that can make the unflappable Professor Layton snap like a twig. It is even more insidious, more diabolical than any villain he has ever encountered. It is...
Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Complete
A Thousand Lifetimes by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
Madara was right. Naruto and Sasuke's type of rivalry goes back a long time. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink, White and Green by skidtick reviews
Orochimaru realized with increasing horror that not even he was immune to the power of "cute". Anko's charm unlocks the snake sannin's inner fangirl. Anko. Orochimaru. Before he turned evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
Liar by Perzona reviews
After his Danna was gone, Deidara went to vent his frustrations at the spot where Sasori died. Rated T for language. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Ninja of Oz by BrandNewOrange reviews
I think it's pretty obvious how this story will go down from its title. Sequel to "Finding Tobi" This time around the Akatsuki find themselves transported to Oz.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Akatsuki
Summer and chrysanthemums by Artemisthe2 reviews
Russia sits on a park bench and meets a strange girl.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Yotsuba&!/よつばと! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Russia - Complete
Rain Droplets by ncfan reviews
Hinata got the impression that Itachi was not entirely what he seemed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
Childhood Memoirs by 90MLLu reviews
The 3rd one-shot - Kiba: A Promise I Tend to Keep Forever!. Akamaru has gone missing and Kiba can't find him. Nervousness is starting to get the young man and remorse is eating him up from the inside. Will he find Akamaru in time before anything happens?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Kiba I., Akamaru
Masculinity Fail by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Little Baby by thedemonsangel reviews
“Sasuke? Why do you want Kushina’s baby?”...“It can be my friend.” Little Sasuke makes a few promises to, and for, a little baby he barely knows.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kushina U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by Alory Shannon reviews
A fluffy little drabble set in the future, a year or so after Sasuke returns to Konoha. NaruSasuSaku friendship fic. Because there really isn't enough warm and fuzzy genfic out there for these three.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alice Human Sacrifice by testarossa reviews
• • gallant, fragile, beautiful, curious• • read as each Alice falls prey to madness . . .
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Finding Tobi by BrandNewOrange reviews
In which Tobi decides to cast a spell, causing the Akatsuki to ruin your favourite childhood movies. rating raised for safety, due to language only
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
A Rich Man's World by Annelim reviews
Klaus needs help and it comes from a very unexpected direction. Not Klaus/Dorian. Rather dark Dorian in this one as well.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Big Cats by Googala2 reviews
Pein is a humanoid zoologist who wishes to closely study four rare and dangerous spices of Cat humanoids at a zoo owned by Konan. Will Pein survive? Well, read and find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
The Perfect Present by SuicidalToeSocks reviews
Saturn had gotten Jupiter the greatest and most thoughtful present for her birthday, and it's her turn to return the favor, but she can't think of a single thing that would compare! And recruiting Mars helping isn't doing Jupiter any favors, either...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Jupiter, Saturn
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Dr Ficklestein's other creation by Lady-L-Leafdawn reviews
Dr. Ficklestein already had another creation when he made Sally. A boy stitched together and stuffed with black thread who had given himself the name "Kakuzu". a series of oneshots about their overactive curiosities, restlessness and Kuzu's moneyluv.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Kakuzu
Birth of an Akatsuki by CrowCake reviews
No one is born evil. The evil is born within us in a single experience that shakes us to our roots and then consumes our soul.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
I Remember You by Maahiyum reviews
Kisame x TenTen request from JenKonoha After Itachi's death, Kisame wanders during a solo mission and stumbles upon TenTen...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kisame H., Tenten
Mathematics by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Precision, accuracy, amounts... numbers, angles, integrals. She will take advantage of being so mathematically minded compared to others.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Tenten - Complete
Itachi's whim by CrowCake reviews
Poker Night at the Akatsuki started out as a great idea many, many years ago. It's kind of a mess now, but an entertaining mess at that. Chapter 386 spoilers. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Roses for Roark by Orangen reviews
Gardenia invites a few Gym Leaders over for Valentines Day and comes to realize Candice's matchmaking abilities. MossShipping with hints of others. Semi-sequel to Of Rocks and Relationships.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Roark/Hyouta, Gardenia/Natane - Complete
Weasel in a Whirlpool by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Newly graduated Uchiha Itachi has a problem. A big problem in the form of a beautiful, irrational, fiery redhead jonin instructor named Uzumaki Kushina. But oddly enough, he's okay with this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,108 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Itachi U., Kushina U.
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Sundried Palaver by firefly reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
To watch by Mornings Light reviews
Itachi didn't know yet... whether he liked her watching him with wide eyes. [Itachi x Tenten almostfriendship, premassacre]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Itachi U., Tenten - Complete
Puppeteer by moxieweed reviews
There's something about Sasori that Deidara, Itachi, and Kisame never knew...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
Danna by Dragonfly and K-chan reviews
Deidara's musings on Sasori, and why he calls him 'danna'. Not yaoi.[KChan]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Muses of Slash by Lady Alyssa reviews
Not really mythology, per se, more of a modern updating for the nine muses.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2002
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Uncanny Resemblance reviews
Mars notices something horribly familiar about a boy she sees at a roadside diner - his hair. I guess you could say this is crack. T for swearing.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Mars, Silver/Rival - Complete
Like an Angel reviews
She was gorgeous, heavenly, perfect in every way.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Len K. - Complete
Nerd Jokes reviews
Sasuke made a grave mistake at dinner when he brought up the subject of how stupid chicken jokes were.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Secret Police? reviews
Luka comes home from work and gets and email from Miku - along with a rather freaky surprise.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Luka M., Miku H. - Complete
Fluffiness for the Otaku Soul reviews
A collection of fluffy moments from various Naruto characters. Please R&R and tell me what you think! :hiatus:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010
H o r r o r reviews
AU. Horror stories plus Neji equals...? Nobody knew. Tenten found out. What do you think happened?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Undying Hope reviews
Konan reflects on what peace really is. Set during Shippuden, includes a few spoilers for those who haven't read up to the Invasion of Konoha arc.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Konan - Complete