Author has written 5 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, and Digimon/Pokemon.
Gender: Female...or am I? I'm female, don't worry!
Age: what do you think? 50?! Nah, I'm 13! Surpised?
country: JAPAN! ...just kidding!
Background: A lot, so don't ask me!
Siblings: Same as background
I LOVE ALL POKEMON SERIES, DRAGON BALL, DRAGON BALL Z, BEN 10, BEN 10 ALIEN FORCE, BEN 10 ULTIMATE ALIEN, TOKYO MEW MEW, DELTORA QUEST, NARUTO, FRUITS BASKET, YUGI-OH, MAMOTTE! LOLLIPOP, MADOTTW! MAMOTTE! LOLLIPOP, AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER, SHUGO CHARA AND GENERATOR REX!! LOVE YA ALL! HUGS...
Hi there!! uhhhhh... hi there!
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
all girls copy and paste this to your page
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
Your One and Only Wish
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia(I believe homophobia is hate or fear against homosexuals) is wrong. Please do your part to end it(Copy this and what's below).
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
1. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
(what happened to 2?)
3. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
Areolo. My dad has no middle name.
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Black Chocolate Milk. What a weird Super hero name, isn’t it?
5. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
6. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
A simple friend gets mad once you call after she falls asleep, but a true friend wonders what took you so long.
A simple friend impatently waits while you cry, but a true friend's shoulder would be soggy from your tears.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Would read then ignore this.
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
1) Repost this message.
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
But most of all
9 Things I hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??
5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8 When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
My name is Sarah
Write Down Ten Random Characters! (TMM Version, cause I'm boreddd~)
Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?
Pudding invites Lettuce and Kish to dinner? Why ask Kish? Why not Tart instead. I think Kish disappears in the middle of the dinner to go and spy on Ichigo.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six
One In my case Ichigo
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Why would Mint be making out with that Keiichiro? Ans what reason does Tart have to walk in their make out session? Tart would say nothing and walk away.
Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Lettuce falls in love with Ryou and Kish is jealous? WHY WOULD KISH BE JEALOUS OF RYOU!
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten or seven?
Pudding jumps me in a dark alley and...Mint will rescues me cause shes my friend!
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?
Ichigo will only be making rice balls!
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?
Lettuce will marry Pai.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Keiichiro steals Mint and Zakuro will do nothing, since Mint was annoying! I’m just kidding! Zakuro will kick Keiichiro’s butt!
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Lettuce will last through 4 attackers!
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?
Mint’s and Keiichiro’s wedding and Kish isn’t invited...Kish would go and spy on Ichigo.
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
I HATE THIS ~BEEP~ PUN! CAUSE 7 8 9 ( SEVEN ATE NINE) ARRRRRRR!!!
Nine arrives late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Pai comes late for Mint’s and Kish’s wedding cause he didn’t want to come. (can't blame him...)
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Zakuro and Pai will be bashed up by my GIANT MALLET! And then i’ll throw them in Cafe Mew Mew so now it’s Ryou’s problem! BWAH HA HA HA HA!
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Pai murders Zakuro. Mint will kill Pai! DUH!
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?
Kish will definitely save Ichigo!
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Why would Lettuce go camping with Kish? And I don’t think any of them would forget food.
What might a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
WHY WOULD MINT TRY TO FLIRT WITH TART?! THAT’S INSANE!
Would Three and Seven get together?
Who would make a better college professor: Six, or Eight?
Do you think Two is hot? How hot?
Ten sends Eight on a mission. What is it, and does Eight succeed?
Tart sends Kish to buy Candy drops for him...AND HE FAILS! BWAH HA HA HA HA! I’ll shut up now...
What would Five most likely be arrested for?
Zakuro would never!
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of Seven or Eight?
7 and 4 start a conversation about Michael Jackson. How does it go?
Why would Pudding be talking to Keiichiro about Michael Jackson? THAT’S ALSO INSANE!
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Make up a summary for a Three and Ten Fan Fic.
Tart starts to get on the bad side of Lettuce! Bad thing, i know!
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You've played with/against boys on a team.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
EMOS- *Are not cry babies
*Do not always wear black
*Can be very nice people
*Don't always cut themselves
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too
*Are normal people just like you
(Put this on your profile if you agree with this.)
If you love someone with all your might, you'll fall head over heals just for the sake of them. If someone loves YOU will all their might, they'll pick you back up and hand you a band-aid. ~Unknown
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today. ~James Dean
Be the change you wish to see in the world. ~Gandhi
I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying. ~Michael Jordan
In the cookies of life, friends are the chocolate chips. ~Unknown
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
The only way to have a friend is to be one. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is nothing on this earth to be prized than true friendship. ~Saint Thomas Aquinas
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
All you need is love. But, a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ~Charles Schulz
You must do something to make the world more beautiful. ~Miss Rumphius
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, I have others.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is the probable reason so few engage in it.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
-- Mark Twain
I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil.
There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it. –Janis, Mean girls.
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
A day without sunshine is like... night.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"
"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."
"I once heard a person tell me this, 'imagine if you get a job and get paid for it!' I stared at her. 20 minutes later she was in hospital getting a check-up."
"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda"
"Just because I'm cute doesn't mean im nice."
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"Don’t mess with me I've got a stick."
"Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.
Dealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
If a seagull flies over the sea, does a bagel fly over the bay?
God doesn’t care weather or not I pass or fail algebra, all that matters is that I tried, which it probably why I’m failing.
One way for surviving high school: keep your head down and your mouth shut. That way nobody knows you even exist unless they crash into you on accident.
The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
When I was born I was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
"Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable."
"Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow."
"Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually."
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls."
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout.
You have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
They say there’s a light at the end of the tunnel…you just have to wait for it…bloody long tunnel.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
"If you do it you'll regret it, but if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it- you might as well just do it."
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore."
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me.
"Happiness is your dentist telling you 'it won't hurt a bit,’ and then he catches his hand in the drill."
"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
95% of teenage girls would scream in horror If they see Edward Cullen about to jump off a building. The rest of us would sit there eating popcorn yelling "DO A FLIP!"
A man came into a bar with his dog. The bar tender looks at the dog, then at the man and said, "I don't allow animals in my bar." The man smirks and replys "IF I can prove that the dog can talk, can he stay?" The bar tender smiles and says "Fine." The bar tender thinks that the dog can't talk. The man turns to the dog and says, "Rover what is always at the top of a house?" The dog replies "Woof Woof!" Then the man says "Rover what his the brown stuff that comes off a tree?" And Rover says, "Bark Bark!" The bar tender looks at the man disgusted, spat and yelled at him, "GET OUT OF MY BAR!" he grabbed the man and his dog and threw them out. The dog looked at his owner and said "What? Didn't I do it right?"
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing at them, copy and paste this to your profile
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.