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I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,466 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 13h - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 160,623 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mama Ex Machina by Nate Grey reviews
NERV arranges a sit-down between the EVA pilots and elementary kids. It's all good until someone drops an N2 mine: "How do your parents feel about you being EVA pilots?" No one knew it was a trick question.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2 - Shinji I. - Complete
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 204,254 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/20/2014
Fairy Dance of Death by Catsy reviews
AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 356,062 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T., Argo
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity will reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 487,902 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 9/23/2011
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 434,316 - Reviews: 6872 - Favs: 6,515 - Follows: 6,228 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
An Avalanche by Lady Hallen reviews
Fem!Harry. Heather wants to hide in the bottom of the ocean. Hermione wants to change the world. Draco wants to be seen as himself and not his father. And Luna? Well...she's Luna. An idea starts a chain of events and none of them regret it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 131,041 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L.
Path of the King by Neoalfa reviews
"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,686 - Reviews: 2952 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Shirō E., Caster
A Political Perspective by VJ Riddle reviews
Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,915 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Death Game? by Tigersight reviews
Sword Art Online, as played by -probably- the most unfortunate players- the ones who missed the tutorial. (Fits entirely within Canon. Short Chapters.)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 207 - Words: 454,815 - Reviews: 1137 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Argo, Heathcliff/Akihiko K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Sodales by El Conservatore reviews
With the Invasion of Samsara in only its opening stages, Emma Sinclair has much to look forward to. In times like these, it's often advised to keep your friends close. Sometimes though, that can be hard to do. [Sequel to "Solemnis". Spinoff of "To the Stars".]
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,192 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 5/23/2014
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 299,535 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna/Asuna Y., Kirito/Kazuto K.
Pressure by Midnight Lion reviews
The Reapers are here. Shepard struggles with fear for her mother, guilt over being alive, and interspecies grudges. She can't unite the galaxy, or sort out her love life. At least she has a good friend to lean on. F!Shep/Kaidan, F!Shep/Thane
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 163,831 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5226 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
I Just Want a Vacation by funkmasterjo reviews
Post MM: Link, finished with his deeds in Termina, continues his search for Navi. Feeling exhausted from his perpetual string of quests he resolves to find his friend and bail out on responsibility for a while. And, predictably, that's when Zelda shows up
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,697 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Link, Zelda, Saria, Navi - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 7,209 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Legend of Zelda: Reconciliation by Rose Zemlya reviews
Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: The Return. Based loosely on A Link to the Past.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 416,296 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Link, Zelda
A Mother's Journey by DrYuriMom reviews
Throughout time, mothers have watched their children go off to fight with both pride and fear in their hearts. Would the mothers of magical girls be any different if they knew?
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,938 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Homura A.
Jamie Evans and the Lonely Queen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Harry P., N. Tonks]
Deva 03: Academy Blues Side Stories by Daishi Prime reviews
Deva Series 03. A series of oneshots detailing students and events that do not receive much attention in the main story, Academy Blues.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,562 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 4/27/2007
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4978 - Favs: 4,347 - Follows: 4,947 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Graceful Degradation by Tirfarthuan reviews
Cutting corners hurt Precia once and she wasn't going to risk Alicia's last chance by doing so again. And when the Arthra encounters a distortion of time-space, things get dicey on NonAdministered Planet 97 without the TSAB to support Nanoha and Yuuno...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,451 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Yuuno S.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Halkegenia Online by zero0hero reviews
Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 548,335 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Reaching for Eternity by Fencedude reviews
Yoshino has broken her family's self-destructive cycle, but the future remains uncertain. A chance encounter gives her the chance to change everything. Will she reach out to the eternity she desires? A To the Stars story.
Crossover - Minami-ke & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,996 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013
Magica Madoka Veneficus Puella by Moiderah reviews
This story's dead. Every single time someone favorites this, I die a little inside.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,741 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Madoka K., Homura A.
Side Story: Twisted Fates by Flailing Orchid reviews
Volume 1-The Dragoon(Complete): A young man visiting Japan is tangled up in SAO's incidents. Using somewhat shady tactics, he stays at the forefront of the leveling curve. After stumbling onto a Unique Skill, he catches the eye of a certain guild leader. Volume 2-Chasing Shadows: The world of ALO is plagued by a notoriously ruthless player known only as Tiamat.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012
Puppets by Schpwuette reviews
Spin-off of Hieronym's To the Stars. Power is absolute in Theatre City, until a young girl makes a wish for the sake of her friend's future.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,921 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.