Got Buttermilk
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Joined 06-23-10, id: 2416499, Profile Updated: 10-10-11
Author has written 8 stories for Saint Beast/セイント・ビースト, District 9, and Transformers/Beast Wars.

Greetings from the fabulous country of Denmark, where school is free and the weather sucky :D Heeh, but who cares about the weather when you can have delicious Rye Bread??! Yum! (Curse you, Oprah, for saying that it tastes like dirt! She lies, she liiiieees!!)




Got into Slash, Shonen-Ai, the whole shebang a couple of years ago. Been reading stuff for a long time, and decided recently to try out my own writing-skills. In English... 'DunDunDuuuhn'!


From Got Buttermilk With Love, have an A/N, darlings: In case some of you are wondering why I'm not updating as frequently as I used to, or why I'm not posting at an regular, even schedule. . . . . Well, I guess I should add to my profile that I'm a full-time student with a job on the side, so things will be rather hectic for me at times :) No, this does NOT mean I'm quitting writing anytime soon, never fear! (I have waaaay too many rapid plot-bunnies running amok in my mind to stop! They tend to keep me up at night when they're at their worst D8 ... ) - But writing and posting will mostly be in between stressful studying and partying and working; yup, sorry, RL takes top priority here ;) BUT I'm still here, reading and randomly chatting with ya'll, and should you feel the urge to throw me a message, go ahead ^_^ I heart you all, dear readers, lurkers, favers, alerters, and reviewers. Thnx for reading!



Current Fandoms:

Transformers: I swear, I didn't mean to get into this fandom! I really didn't D: But these vehicle-robots from outer space are stuck with another fangirl for the time being, so sorry! And to top that, she's slashing them up! *headdesk* (this fandom rocks, so hard!)

- Optimus/Starscream: OTP of love. There can never be enough of this, for reasons I can't possible ever dream of explaining. It's the world's screechiest Decepticon jet and SiC and the Autobot Leader, Optimus Prime (TM) ... yum!

Saint Beast: Yes, this I still consider a 'current fandom' even though my inspiration completely fails me when trying to write for it again. I am truthfully sorry, SB-readers, but my muse has abandoned me. Forever? I don't know, honestly. But I'll let my stories gather dust on the site, nonetheless, if only to remind myself where this crazy writing/self-discovering journey started :) I almost get nostalgic looking at them. They've given me so much.



Story-progress/WIP projects:

Neophytes: (Transformers) Currently on hold, as many might have noticed *brick'd* Ouch! Alright, sorry! But I'm truly struggling with the story atm. I made the mistake of an overzealous n00b and overwhelmed myself with all the small treads of minor and major plot-lines I wished to braid into the story by simply gluing all of them randomly onto each chapter, like a boss!, and believed that to be the way to write a good/interesting story. But instead I ended up confusing myself O_O Which direction must I go first? How can I investigate into /this/ story-arc without abandoning this other plot-clue? . . . And up to this date I'm still trying to clean up the mess I made by structuring and nursing the adorable turmoil that is 'Neophytes'. I plan on continuing some day, and whether or not I'll have to take it all down from the site for re-writing is still the question. For now, please know that I haven't given up yet!

Chapter 5: 10 percent complete. (see? That's something!?)



Reviews: I appreciate reviews in my stories, truly! Reviews are, mostly, the only way to motivate a fanfic-author (come on, there's no money involved, it should make sense :P ...) If you read my works please be a sweetheart and tell me what you thought of it. I won't beg you to... Well, okay, maybe a little - we'll see xD

I enjoy fandoms that offers interesting characters and/or fascinating universes. Mythology, real life-stuff, Sci-fi -- It's all yum to me :3

I hope to have fun here, learn my own writing-style and develop it, and I also know that there's some serious talent out here! I am looking forward to reading you guys' 'stuff' too!

BTW: I own nothiiiiiiing D'x

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Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity reviews
Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 362,090 - Reviews: 2234 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Any port in a storm by taralynden reviews
Sometimes the world conspires against you. And sometimes it's for the best that it does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Flood by Amity33 reviews
Klaus/Dorian pairing. Need I say more? Started off as T-rated, but ended up M-rated for explicit scenes.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
Story of a lifetime by taralynden reviews
In the long war, every mech had a story. This is just one of them. This is Prowl.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 265,329 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - [Prowl, Jazz] - Complete
Détente by Lingering reviews
Giftfic; Starscream's arrival to the Ark isn't painless for anyone involved, but Autobot customs aren't entirely unpleasant. Starts in the middle of things, devolves into a little fluff. Optimus Prime/Starscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
Dorian's Curls by Madame-Mew-Mew reviews
Dorian goes to the hairdresser much to his lover's chagrin. Dorian/Klaus fluff, in which Dorian does something quite different with his hair. I may write a second chapter in which case the rating will change.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011
Why you're the way you are by Oly Chic reviews
Just because someone's emotionally stable doesn't mean they're balanced. Few of the Autobots learn that in the wake of a Decepticon attack. Eventual PxJ slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,792 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Imperium in Imperio by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Praxian mechs from Prowl's past appear on Earth, secretly endangering the crew, especially the twins. Prowl must save the twins and face his love for both Jazz and Prime. Who will he choose, and why do the twins mean so much to him? AU elements.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 117,334 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Victory Is So Sweet by EloraVashara reviews
Optimus hasn't allowed a party on base for some time, but Starscream has other ideas about that, and he knows the perfect way to get Optimus' signature on that request form... Bayverse AU, mild OP/SS slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Starscream, Optimus Prime
Dorian the Heroic by Annelim reviews
A very special heist for Dorian and the gang!
From Eroica With Love - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Odd Couple by Demyrie reviews
TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 162,632 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
House Of Cards by Margaret Price reviews
After twenty five years of resisting Eroica’s advances, Klaus finally gives in, only to have the Earl drop a bombshell that convinces the Major that the world he knew ended without his knowledge and was replaced with a cruel parody.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 74,502 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Complete
All Other Destinations by Sindeniirelle reviews
From Eroica with LoveDoctor Who crossover. DorianKlaus, 9thDoctorRose. NATO orders the major to investigate a 'time travelling alien.' Chaos ensues.
From Eroica With Love - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
Fell in Love with a 'Vette: The Macks Anthology by Starscream's Mishap reviews
Slash. Ultra Magnus can't deal with a lot of things, but fortunately, Tracks CAN, whether it's cranky Primes, nasty Decepticons, or running out of polish.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
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Field Repair reviews
Failed flirtation and field repairs never went together this good before.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Drunk Fist Fleeing reviews
Orion Pax learned the hard way that one can never really impress a Senator at a sleazy, lower-class bar when Starscream is out for a night on the town.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
Pitiful Routine reviews
Prowl thinks he's got it all figured out. Then he's pulled out to dance. Slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Walls reviews
Starscream spent a lifetime building up walls. Each time they'd crumble and collapse around him he'd rebuild them, praying they'd be strong enough to last this time. This is his story, as remembered by himself.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Heaven, Hell, and Everything in Between reviews
A series of one-shots about the angels of Heaven and the demons in their hearts. Follow them into Heaven, Hell, and wherever else an immortal life may take them.
Saint Beast/セイント・ビースト - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,199 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010
Neophytes reviews
The war is over. Their planet is revived. But there are other kinds of foreign territories to be explodered; after all, love and peace are still alien concepts to them. . . Optimus/Starscream -ON HOLD-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,557 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Optimus Prime, Starscream
Flower reviews
Three years later the Mothership returns. But it doesn't leave. The people of the Earth panics, while Tania gets a late-night visit. Wikus-centric. Read WARNINGS inside
District 9 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Christopher J., Tania V.D.M. - Complete
The Sweetest Gift reviews
Combine Heaven, roses, music and wine and you have the Sweetest Gift. Yuda never questioned the meaning of this again. YudaxShin
Saint Beast/セイント・ビースト - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Judas, Shin - Complete