Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Bleach.
For those of you reading this bio. page...YAY! for you you know how to properly use a computer. Before I go any further I would like to inform you that the owner of this page (AKA me) is more or likely insane. So take that as you will and proceed with caution.
Before I go into some blah,blah,blah crap about myself I came across this and thought it was brilliant AND SO TRUE! :
Murphy's 15 Other Laws...
-You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and Sequel when...
You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore Pairings
You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy randomly
You're having a dream and Snape bursts in saying 'What the devil is going on in here?!'
Everytime you see Malfoy's name you think 'you little sh*t'
You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing dancer.
When someone asks what's wrong you say 'just B*ches ruining my life.'
Any time someone says No Way you go 'LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK THIS AIN'T REAL!'
You find yourself thinking What is a Hufflepuff?
You know You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor.
While reading Deathly Hallows you had Voldemort is goin' down stuck in your head.
You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco.
You know his full name is 'Draco you goddamn little poofer.'
You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers.
When someone talks about Mars your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts.
While watching Harry Potter you scream at the TV 'WHERE IS SCARFIE?!'
You think Guys Like Potter is the saddest song. Ever.
You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was.
Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks.
You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem.
Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet.
Anytime someone goes BLBLBLBLBL! You think Ew, Snape...
You don't disrespect the Umbridge.
You know Hermione can't draw.
You know Lupin can't sing.
While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking 'Somebody's goin' down...'
While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's.
You know Draco is good now.
When tired you scream 'Can't we all just be death eaters?!'
Big D and Little D are not constellations to you.
You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking.
When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming Granger Danger.*
You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione.
You know it's not over yet.
You're making evil plans. With evil hands...
You think 'With the way Lucius "walks" it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor...'*
Centaurs can dance.
Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple.
The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller...
When people say Winnipeg you say 'THAT'S IN CANADA!'
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Put this in your profile if you suffered from a mild case of depression when you turned 11 and your Hogwarts acceptance letter didn't arrive.
Lol, now that that's over... I am a complete bookworm, through and through. The best series (or books) that I have ever read would be Harry Potter. So most of my future fanfictions will likely be based off of them. As we are on the topic of my fanfictions you should know that they will probably all be slash so if you don't like that stuff I would advise you not to read them.
I am a pretty open-minded person so you would NEVER hear of me discriminating on anybody. So if you don't like slash or something else I write you might as well not bother PMing me and say I'm "sick" or "immoral" or some other tripe like that becasue I am likely to just ignore you so just leave me alone please.
I am American but no, that doesn't make me an obnoxious, stupid, small-minded ass.
Also for future refrence I am not an amazing speller and make gillions of spelling mistakes a day so if anyone reads my future fanfics. and finds spelling mistakes (with english or U.K vernacular) pointing them out to me would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks a million and one. :)
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
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