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Joined 07-26-02, id: 241669
Author has written 22 stories for ER, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Friends, and O.C..
I was born to a one-eyed newt in the middle of a Yorkshire dale. I spent most of my childhood like everyone else. Learning how to play the harp backwards, training the SAS on their dance moves, running for the Presidency of the United States. Pretty standard stuff. But then one day when I was 201 years old I discovered that my system of mathematics was a completely new and different system. I showed it to the Cambridge Univeristy department for really smart people who like maths and they agreed that this new system could revolutise the world of table tennis. So I spend my spare time working and my working time spare. It was a happy existence until a cloud of darkness engulfed me. I lived in that cloud for a whole year until I discovered that the room I had been using as an attic was in fact a World War II underground bomb shelter. This changed everything. Now the sky was my limit. I talked to the bank about that and managed to extend that limit to the stars as long as I accepted that the C in HSBC didn't stand for the four-letter word I had been telling people it stood for. However it was during the heady days of the court case trying to decide whether the egg actually did come before the spoon in the 200 metre eggy spoony race when I met her. I say her but I really mean her. She was the most beautiful three letter word I had ever spelled. It was magic at first sight. The cliches wouldn't stop coming, I asked them but they flatly refused. So eventually I woke up and discovered that it was all a dream, a wonderfully dreamy dream. The sort of dream that only those asleep can dream and those awake can only dream of dreaming. And so I came back to the real world and my one eyed newt of a mother. Yet I still wonder about that dream, what did it all mean?, why was their all those references to cigars and tunnels? and how exactly did I manage to turn gold into a shiny golden substance with all the properties of gold? I don't think I will ever find the answers to those questions, maybe I was never meant too. Either way you pronounce either is fine with me. And so that was the story of my life as told after taking several colourful little tablets. I hope that helps you understand me just a little more if it doesn't then maybe you should send me some pictures of you naked, unless you are a guy or a really ugly bird (sparrows excluded). I would like to end and since I am writing this I will. All references to 1930s musicals have been removed at the request of some weird bloke I met on a train going from Norwich to Ely. For any further details about me or my obsession with giant radioactive monkeys then feel free to email me with any questions that you may have. I will then email you back any answers I have and if we are lucky they may just match up. And Manchester United suck, Liverpool are the greatest, rule Brittania and cheese for everyone.
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Lies by ever6 reviews
Seth has second thoughts that lead up to tragedy and some surprising revelations. An unintentional novel. S S SomeR A
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 175,151 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 12/12/2003
Season 3: The Not So Dearly Beloved by kellocfan1 reviews
Trey's dead. How does the group cope? Set immediantly after Season 2 finale.
O.C. - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 7/11/2005
Undeniable by SummerBreeze101 reviews
SethSummer future fic. Summer is happy now, Seth isn't. Summer is pretending, Seth isn't. They've tried to stay away and get on with their lives, but they can't. Their chemistry is undeniable.
O.C. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,441 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Seth C., Summer R.
The Dress by Em4 reviews
COMPLETE: Carter and Abby go searching for a dress for Richard's wedding. Events develop from there.
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,555 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2002 - Published: 5/11/2002 - Complete
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Someone Like You reviews
This story starts just after Ryan has been taken into the Cohen's house. He has not met Marissa yet and Seth hasn't met Summer either. Author's note [I'm in the process of rewriting chapter six]
O.C. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/24/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Ryan A., Marissa C.
Course of Life reviews
Ryan Atwood has just arrived to start a new life in Orange County.
O.C. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2005
It's Going To Be A Long Fall reviews
This story begins on the first day at school in the first Season. I have taken some liberties, such as the group never going to Mexico. At the start of the story, Summer doesn't know who Seth is, and Ryan and Marissa are just beginning.
O.C. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 31,169 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Seth C., Summer R. - Complete
What Can Happen In Nine Months? reviews
Xander returns from a nine month job in China.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,717 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Xander H.
Love, Life and Everything reviews
This is a story about life and everything that involves but don't let that put you off.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S.
And So It Began reviews
The story of a group of humans from Sunnydale and a pair of Ha'lot demons from Q3.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Hero reviews
A demon from the past comes to destroy the present and ends up changing the future. Hell, that makes sense to me. [Warning B/X]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Xander H., Buffy S.
A Day in the Life reviews
A day in the life of a certain ER doctor and nurse. *Completed*
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 5/10/2003 - Complete
Operation Just Because reviews
*Updated* Even more stuff happens. Now entering farce-controlled land, please stick to approved routes and no making fun of the monkeys whatsoever.
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003
Epic reviews
Two stories for the price of one. *Updated* - Yes, you read that correctly
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Human Attraction reviews
Join me as I travel back through the fictional timeline that is the story as created by me.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2003 - Published: 4/30/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S.
WC reviews
Occupied.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2003 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Musings of a Madman reviews
I think the title says it all and if it doesn't then I can't be bothered to say the rest. *UPDATED* [B/X]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S.
This Looks Strangely Familiar reviews
This will warp your fragile little minds. *Updated* with something resembling chapter ten but without the naked ladies and tips for cheating at Bridge. [Warning:B/X]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 8/10/2002 - Xander H., Buffy S.
What The Bloody Hell Is Going On Here? reviews
The first two words say it all, 'I do.' - *Updated* Now contains chapter eight and...nothing else. [Warning:B/X from the very start]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,291 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Xander H., Buffy S.
EWRCBWEF reviews
A basic will they/won't they Carby. And yes I know that is very common but this one is different. It has a original take on the cliche. That is if you put 'anything but' before original. But the rest is completely true. *COMPLETED*
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2003 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Complete
This Title Has Nothing To Do With The Story reviews
I am not sure how exactly I can sum up a very complex, cleverly written, epic story in one sentence. So I won’t. Instead I will write the summary for this story. Evil arrives, evil is fought and evil is defeated. *Completed* [Warning:B/X]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2003 - Published: 8/29/2002 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
Road Trip reviews
This story does exactly what it says on the tin...if it had a tin. *Updated* now with Chapter Four [Warning:B/X]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/31/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Xander H., Buffy S.
Xander The Impaled reviews
Xander gets impaled on an iron railing (as you do). Updated with chapter seven and an apology.[Warning:B/X]
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Xander H., Buffy S.
tnorF oT kcaB reviews
Once upon a time there was a man, a monkey, several pounds of cheese, some fabric – possibly cotton, a train ticket, 3 rolls of toilet paper, the letter 'A' and of course a melon. From this emerged the ER FanFiction that you about to read. Enjoy.
ER - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 8/21/2002
Insert Clever And Amusing Title Here reviews
I think I can summarise my entire story into one word. That doesn't mean I am going too. Okay fine - Carby. Are you happy now?
ER - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2002 - Published: 7/26/2002
Beware - Toilet Humour Used Excessively reviews
There is no summary. Deal with it.
ER - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8/7/2002 - Published: 7/31/2002