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Joined 06-23-10, id: 2416733, Profile Updated: 07-04-13
Author has written 1 story for Edgar Allan Poe.

About my favorite stories: Fanfiction refuses to sort these for me in the order I add them, so be sure to scroll for a bit if you don't see one you like right off the bat.

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Favorite Quotes:

"Nothing lasts forever, kid. And nothing's built to." --Statue Demolisher/Erector/Resurrected Dumbledore, AVPSY

"HELP ME! I'm in an awkward situation!" -- Starkid, AVPM

"So...give in to the darkness?" "Nah, just use it as a vent to asplode all of your negative feels in a safe way." -- Myself and fellow author MouseMaster42 on writing angst.

"Please, please, PLEASE don't send me a ton of reviews saying stuff like "Well, actually, if you've read the incredibly obscure commentary made by JK Rowling on Oprah, you'd know that McGonagall's classroom was actually under 24-hour supervision by an army of highly trained tree sloths who, oddly enough, also happened to be die-hard Death Eaters." All I'm doing is expanding upon what Neville told Harry in DH." A/N By Twilight Sans Sparkles

"I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces. Whether you want it to or not actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow." -- 10th Doctor, Doctor Who

"The Doctor: Oh, I'll think of something.
Mickey: You're just making this up as you go along!
The Doctor: Yep. But I do it brilliantly." -- 10th Doctor, Doctor Who

"I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room."-- Foaly, Artemis Fowl

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."-- Artemis Fowl

"This van is where the sound people live."-- David Tennant

"God help us from half the people who think they're doing God's work." --Dean Winchester, Supernatural

"I can't see you either!" --Iggy(who happens to be blind), Maximum Ride

"Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown." --Bill Cosby"

My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

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The tide rises, the tide falls,
The twilight darkens, the curlew calls;
Along the sea-sands damp and brown
The traveller hastens toward the town,
And the tide rises, the tide falls.

Darkness settles on roofs and walls,
But the sea, the sea in the darkness calls;
The little waves, with their soft, white hands,
Efface the footprints in the sands,
And the tide rises, the tide falls.

The morning breaks; the steeds in their stalls
Stamp and neigh, as the hostler calls;
The day returns, but nevermore
Returns the traveller to the shore,
And the tide rises, the tide falls.

-- H.W. Longfellow

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You know, for someone who's profile has little to do with E.A. Poe, I should really try to branch out more. Anybody floating around with suggestions?

UPDATES: Independence Day, U.S.A '13

Current State of Inspiration: Motivated to actually get something going. We'll see how I feel in the morning.

Poe: Sweet watermelon on a turnpike, this thing needs editing.

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Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby comes with his warning, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, and his life, forever. A long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 247,198 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 3,483 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews
Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 503,788 - Reviews: 2369 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,618 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Salazar S.
Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 86 - Words: 621,110 - Reviews: 15687 - Favs: 6,411 - Follows: 7,005 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Lesser of Two Malfoys by SerenaSnape88 reviews
Hermione's 22nd birthday is weeks away, and she must be willingly engaged to a pureblood by then or be forced to accept the first eligible pureblood who requests her. Marriage Law. Not quite canon. M for future sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,527 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13524 - Favs: 17,703 - Follows: 16,854 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Severus Snapes' Guide to Hogwarts by Vanyaria Darkshadow reviews
Read Severus Snape's debut book and see Hogwarts in a whole new light. . . Warning: Contains sarcasm, bitterness, and Trademark Snape Wit. 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Severus S.
The Mobile Barista by SeashellsnStars reviews
Seeking a job at her Uncle Phil's amazing workplace, Lily Coulson is a bit intimidated by her 30-day internship period. She soon finds that she doesn't mind fetching coffee for her "coworkers", especially the nice one with the glasses. Finally completed!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,480 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Phil Coulson, OC - Complete
Elemental by littlesoprano reviews
For Diaval, Maleficent is the air and earth and water and fire, all in one. Please note rating change.
Maleficent - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Maleficent, Diaval] Aurora
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3294 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
A Drop in the Ocean by Saerafina reviews
Loki is imprisoned at SHIELD while the Avengers decide what to do with him. Darcy Lewis happens upon him there and just might be the key to his redemption... Loki/Darcy (rating might change).
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,278 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Loki, Darcy L.
Appeal to My Humanity - The Immortal Journey by JessiokaFroka reviews
Second installment of 'Appeal to My Humanity'. Darcy and Loki enjoy their newly-engaged status until they are torn apart. Tasertricks. COMPLETE
Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,345 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Darcy L., Loki
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24851 - Favs: 13,224 - Follows: 11,419 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Avengers and the Shovel Talk by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Loki and Darcy start dating and the Avengers have something to say about that.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Thor, Darcy L., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Summer: No Holiday by BlueHorizon6 reviews
Snape/ Harry mentor fic. Set after the Tri-wizard Tournament and Voldemort's return to physical form. Harry is forced to spend the summer with Snape to train how to fight. It is not an arrangement either can stand but they must find a way to communicate if they are to make any progress at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,055 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Different, Not Defective by awesomelyglorious reviews
Everyone said Harry was different, but what if the differences were more than just surviving the killing curse? What if Harry had Autism? How would the wizarding world react and adapt to The Boy Who Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,726 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4629 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 4,340 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 8157 - Favs: 13,511 - Follows: 10,191 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Darcy is Done! by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy is the all-around gofer for these people, and she's sick and tired of not getting thanked. She is going on strike. (Make sure you read the author's note on chapter 1!) NOTE - Correction made to Phil's chapter...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,670 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Darcy L. - Complete
A Building of Bridges by Unique reviews
No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dark as Night by Caitriona3 reviews
What if Darcy Lewis was a former Red Room Operative? And one day the truth was revealed... (Post Avengers)
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Jane F., Darcy L., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Thawed by BonGarland reviews
Prompted to do a thing on Loki/Elsa friendship, this is what I came up with. Drabbley. I see Elsa as someone who, once she's stabilized in her own right, like at the end of the movie, could teach Loki a thing or two.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Loki, Elsa - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers: Companions by MildredJosephine reviews
For those reading ISOLK, companion pieces to lift my spirits during the tense part of the stories, left here in case you are interested.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki]
The Adventures of Aunt Darcy and Uncle Loki: This Is My Bargain by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
Darcy needs to go to Wal-Mart but also needs to babysit Jane and Thor's daughter. Loki decides to be of service. Sequel to "Some Do Battle, Others Just Do Tricks". No connection to iThor: The Dark World/i.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Jane F., Darcy L., Thor, Loki - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 2586 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 2,280 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Return to Darkness by AmyWritesWords reviews
Megara has always wanted to be free. But, then Hercules came along and she dreamed of different things. However, once again she's been left on her own - and once again, she must feel the rule of the powerful Hades. How will she cope as new problems arise and Hades return as her master? AU where Hercules remained on Mount Olympus and left Meg behind. Hades x Meg.
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Meg, Hades
Some Do Battle, Others Just Do Tricks by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise reviews
When Jane and Thor await the birth of their first child, Loki gives his future niece or nephew a teddy bear. Slowly, the gifts become stranger... No connection to Thor: The Dark World.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 10/8/2013 - Jane F., Thor, Loki - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Appeal to My Humanity by JessiokaFroka reviews
Loki is banished to Midgard where he must come to terms with himself. Along the way he meets a certain bright-eyed laboratory assistant. Explicit themes, action, drama, romance. Tasertricks - Loki/Darcy. COMPLETE.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,654 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Power Tools and Pearls by cosmogirl7481 reviews
She didn't want to dwell in the past anymore. She'd always been a woman of action, and action was exactly what she needed. Bella was going to renovate her house, and maybe she could renovate her life in the process. Winner of Host's and Judge's Choice for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 237 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Make Mistakes by PendulumWings reviews
Established Darcy Stark. Darcy comes home only a few hours after she leaves; and Tony is the only one asking why. Fluffy daddy Stark feels.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
JARVIS and the Pizza Girl by ohmyloki reviews
JARVIS makes a friend.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Cliché by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Eight years after the end of the war Hermione does something that will change her world as she knows it. OOC, EWE, NC-17.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,661 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blended Blood by wickedlfairy17 reviews
"I was there every step of the way, I held her hand as she suffered through labor, he has my name, he is my son now…not yours." James said harshly trying as hard as he could to keep his voice low. "We both know that he isn't yours," Loki hissed back at him as he took a step forward. Warning possible Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 4,617 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Loki
let me feel your danger by ohmyloki reviews
Darcy dresses up as Lady Loki for Halloween and runs into the man himself.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Darcy L., Loki] - Complete
Tasertricks prompts by karlaakamsloki reviews
Random prompts given to me at Tumblr.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,932 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Darcy L., Loki
Dreams and False Alarms by Parlanchina reviews
Amelia Brown has always been a little odd, so finding THAT letter didn't come as too much of a surprise... except that Amelia is twenty eight, not eleven. Fortunately for her, a new teaching position has just opened up at Hogwarts... T, AU. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,368 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Remus L., OC - Complete
The little shit by NotxMyxDivision reviews
Based on a post of Tumblr. Fred arrives in heaven and finds out Prongs is Harry's father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Remus L., James P., N. Tonks, Fred W. - Complete
Deep and Dark and Dangerous by Why so Sirius1236 reviews
Anja is a book-loving librarian's daughter from the realm of Vanaheim with the ability to control water. She shares nothing in common with the Asgardians. What becomes of her when she becomes involved with a certain prince? Pre-movie, eventual Loki/OC
Thor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,061 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Loki, Fandral - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14909 - Favs: 9,424 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Phil's Worst Nightmare by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Hodge-podge Family of Three] This is why 9-year-olds shouldn't visit their super-spy father's at work.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Agent Phil Coulson] Darcy L., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Roll Call by LJ9 reviews
Slices of life with the team. Chapter 35: Thor and Steve go out on the town for St Patrick's Day.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,247 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012
cause he mixes it with love (and makes the world taste good) by ohmyloki reviews
They stood there quietly, Darcy slightly bent over with her elbows on the counter as she ate happily, making little pleased noises because it was just that good, until finally she spoke up again. "Seriously, man. This is like the best cake I've ever had. You could win contests with this thing. Fuck, you win at life for this thing. You should do this all the time."
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/14/2013 - [Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8521 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Impressions by BringOnTheWonder1997 reviews
The first three times Gregory Lestrade met Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock is annoying, sharp witted and high as a kite. Lestrade just wants his lunch back at the Yard.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Unexpected by duj reviews
SSHG, WIP, not HBP/DHcompatible. "It's Snape, isn't it? You're insane is all I can say, completely nutters."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 27,987 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
It's A Family Thing by Caitriona3 reviews
Darcy prepares to officially expand her family.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Darcy L., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Uncle' Loki by mrs.aniskywalker reviews
Steve Rogers often wondered, why of of all the six year old girls on the planet, Loki had to get attached to his?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,285 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki - Complete
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed crimes of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,430 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Likeness by Sookie Starchild reviews
Marcus comes across a girl who resembles his long-dead wife, right down to her mannerisms. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Marcus, Didyme]
Picture Perfect by Loten reviews
Prize for the 5000th reviewer of Chasing the Sun. Death doesn't really change people very much, as a future deputy Headmaster of Hogwarts discovers when he is introduced to some familiar faces from history... One-shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh and Pine by iambeagle reviews
Eating food, drinking beer, and watching football are acceptable ways to spend your Thanksgiving Day. Wooing your niece's insanely attractive babysitter, however, is not. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,446 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Defend Against the Home Invader, Claus by dhauren reviews
Set in my Blame it on the Vodka universe. Santa looks a little different when seen by Asgardian eyes. Loki folded his arms across his chest. "Reindeer cannot fly, Stark. So therefore, the sleigh itself must be enchanted."
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
The Game by MouseMaster42 reviews
You just lost. A collection of humorous random one-shots about life at Brawl with some short arcs throughout, mostly following the older teenagers around as they go through average and not-so-average problems of life. Originally completely random fluff, it has miraculously evolved to a higher meaning and now includes a full spectrum of emotion. Lots of character development. Enjoy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 71 - Words: 294,808 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 155,554 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
I Will Survive by LulaMadison reviews
Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "I want drunk Loki. Not coming on to anyone. He must be doing something he's going to regret in the morning. And that can potentially be used as blackmail material." The Avengers get a call that Loki is terrorising a bar full of people in the city. When they arrive it's not what they expected.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Seven Years of Winter by IronBell reviews
She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,387 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki - Complete
Trick-Or-Treat by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
While working on a case overseas, John attempts to observe local customs and Sherlock is not particularly impressed. (A Halloween fic.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Daughter by SignCherie reviews
Mr. Gold and Belle have a daughter, and Mr. Gold is overwhelmed. Drabble, one-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
The Great Tortoise Rescue by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock rescues a tortoise and John and Lestrade discuss leaving the country.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Art of War by dalekclock reviews
What began as a S.H.I.E.L.D picnic spirals into a post-apocalyptic game of paintball, once Fury reveals the 100,000 prize for last man standing. Darcy, desperate to pay off student loans, enters the fray. How hard could it be? She's only playing against some master assassins. But, is there more to the game than Fury let on? Parody of the Community season 2 finale. Post-Avengers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,986 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
Not Only a Granger by FerPotter reviews
PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 253,672 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4743 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Splinters by Captain Hilts reviews
Clint Barton tried to let the thought sink in but found he couldn't process it. He'd had the same bow for 12 years, ever since Coulson had given it to him fresh off the SHIELD assembly line. It was built to last...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Visitor by silver drip reviews
Aro's POV: "I hate her, I hate her so much." I said with a rough growl. I let my head rest on my desk. Gods be damned why did she have to show up? It hasn't even been a millennium and she was back. R&R. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Aro - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Seriously by Ordis reviews
In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Sincerely, Sergeant Masen by 2carm2carm2 reviews
One bored night, Bella goes online and stumbles across an American's soldier's profile. On a whim she decides to write Sergeant Masen a letter. She never thought she would get a response back from Iraq, much less fall in love with a man in combat boots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 204,935 - Reviews: 7358 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 4,172 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirror by MouseMaster42 reviews
Severus Snape goes to look in the Mirror of Erised, and is shown more than he wanted to see. It turns out that Lily Potter isn't all that he dreams of. No slash, just solid Severus/Lily with implied parental!Snape as well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2171 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Sweet Disorder by lalala777 reviews
The faculty of Hogwarts has tried, in vain, for years to get their two leaders together. Can two muggles and a castle with feelings succeed where they have failed? ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,638 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] [OC, Severus S.] - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7826 - Favs: 8,750 - Follows: 3,605 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hate Mail to Love Notes by ohmydramione reviews
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Everyone despises you and I do to" -Hermione *Why did you write me that?* -Draco "Because I'm extremely bored." -Hermione *Only boring people get bored* "Then your life must be pretty dull" and so the story begins...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tea and Conversation by PipMer reviews
**** DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, I AM CONTINUING THIS STORY *** Sherlock is out of town on a case. John is snowed in and can't find the tea. Text messaging ensues. Could be seen as a sequel to "It's for an Experiment", although it can also be read on its own. Pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Come Out On Top by ianna28 reviews
"There's no throne, there's no version of this where you come out on top." Tony could actually think of a few versions, but they didn't involve an invasion and some fighting. Why was he picturing that? Scene between Tony and Loki. What if Tony saw a little bit more in Loki's eyes than rage, and some smugness? Based on a One-Shot. Tony/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,400 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
The Evaluation Process by sinemoras09 reviews
Tony dies, and Jarvis tries to cope. AU. Gen. No spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Stand by Landstradd reviews
What if the founders built in a safe guard to protect incoming students from abuse at home, in the form of the hat? How would the hat react to Harry's so called childhood? Rated for language and expected violence. As complete as it is ever going to get. Revised as another story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 176,231 - Reviews: 3645 - Favs: 5,238 - Follows: 4,699 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Harry P.
Captive Guests by Ordis reviews
When Loki casts an anti-him-bashing charm on Tony and Bruce, they expect interrogation or torture. But apparently, Loki just wants... friends? Written for Norsekink.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Tony and his Robots by Heaven's Archer reviews
Tony had a reason behind each and every name, even if the people around him didn't get it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
All in the Family by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Darcy is Coulson's younger sister and afters she discovers he's an agent, Fury brings her into SHIELD. Darcy is assigned to keep tabs on Jane Foster. An exploration of the brother/sister relationship throughout Thor and the Avengers. Told mostly through text message.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Red Balloon by Michelle reviews
It's a red balloon that sets him off, in the end.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Pepper Potts and the Art of Avengers Maintenance by Michelle reviews
Five Times Pepper Took Care of the Avengers and One Time They Took Care of Her, or Pepper shows why she belongs in Avengers Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Pepper P. - Complete
Out On The Town by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 9: Contains: Tony Stark snark, nicknames, seedy nightclubs, vapid women and Loki handling the ladies like a baus.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf reviews
What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 204 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Chalk by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Bella needs a new hobby. Will a new pair of ugly shoes, a shirtless guy and a bag full of chalk give her any relief from the boredom? I own nothing, not even a crash pad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Funny That Way by LuvaGoodMrE reviews
Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,974 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Mischief Loves a Challenge by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More Than She Seems] Sequel to Mischief Loves Company. This is the story of Loki attempting to pursue Darcy while competing with Steve and helping Tony along. Who will Darcy choose?
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,602 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Loki, Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Traumatizing Facts about Darcy by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Darcy Stark] The story of how each of the Avengers, plus Coulson and Jane, came to find out that Tony had a daughter. AU of 'More-Than-She-Seems'. Check out the Authors note inside for details.
Crossover - Thor & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
Good vs Evil by kitkat681 reviews
The Devil has released his son, the Anti-Christ on the world. God has asked his only child to save the people of the Earth. Too bad neither of them wanted the job. Jesus is a chick? Rated M for sexy times and a complete disregard of Christian beliefs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 16,038 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Me Extra Pepperony, please by dhauren reviews
Tony Stark shows up at Loki's door, needing a wing man for his planned mischief. A Thor/Avengers/Iron Man one shot, set in my Blame it on the Vodka verse.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Loki - Complete
Enough by Nostalgic-Romance reviews
Sherlock is dead. John moves on. Sherlock doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Trickster Interruptus by LulaMadison reviews
A short fic written for this prompt "The Avengers are fighting some foe that they're having a lot of trouble defeating, when all of a sudden Loki shows up & defeats the enemy with a snap of his fingers because he needs to talk to his brother"
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Potions Master's Storeroom by dressagegrrrl reviews
An act of good will changes the relationship between the Charms mistress and the stodgy Potions master. Hermione regrets never becoming a decent Occlumens. Severus is pleased she isn't. Fluffy and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mittens by LulaMadison reviews
The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 146 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Immortal by KittandChips reviews
Carlisle and his family are living peacefully in Calgary when Maria decides to find out what happened to her favorite creation. Based on the mention of Maria's visit in Midnight Sun. Tags: Canon, Carlisle POV, Father-Son
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,772 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Mischief Loves Company by Selene Illusinia reviews
[More-Than-She-Seems] The story of how Loki was distracted from World Domination and an explanation of how Loki knows Darcy so well. Starts a month after Genius Adventures 1.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,802 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Darcy L., Loki - Complete
For the love of a King by magan bagan reviews
Bella Swan was leading a pretty normal life. A couple months shy of her eighteenth birthday, she learns her parents made a deal with the king of England. Now she's forced to move there and to meet the prince, Edward Cullen. What's his secret? All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,806 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5279 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Extended Family is Discovered by Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 186,426 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5714 - Favs: 4,626 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 8,129 - Follows: 1,764 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Realizations by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
John/Sherlock; how each character reacts when they find out. So far; Sherlock, Anderson, not!Anthea, Mycroft, Harry, John's mum, Molly, Lestrade, and 2 receptionists at the clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,785 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
More Than Words by SydneyAlice reviews
A special, uncomplicated friendship is formed through email. What happens when their simple daily chats become more than just words on a computer screen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,703 - Reviews: 3455 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vanishing Point by ellymelly reviews
Nikola is sulking and working his way through Helen's wine.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Lessons Unexpected by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bella's life has been vampire free for 4 years and shes content with that. That is, until a vampire walks calmly back into her life. Can Bella accept the lessons life is trying to teach her? Or is her life to be dictated by her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,877 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories Keep You Near by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione has a loving husband. Too bad she can't remember anything about him. Lucius/Hermione with a side pairing of Snape/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Certain Step by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Frustrated with the Minister for Magic and in possession of two left feet, Hermione is forced to take dance lessons. Under her instructors, she not only learns to move with grace, but gets more than she bargained for in the process. Veela!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,356 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Equality by j'ecrive.en.anglais reviews
Headmaster McGonagall interviews an interesting applicant for the ever-vacant Defense Against the Dark Arts post.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Back Again by Greg'sgirl5 reviews
Harry goes back later in life to find the ressurection stone. And before destroying it, he speaks to someone who deserves more than a few 'thank you's and apologies. After all, without him, defeating Voldemort would have been impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9760 - Favs: 6,717 - Follows: 5,231 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Runaway Wizard by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry finally gets tired of being mistreated by the Dursley's and his complaints ignored or dismissed by the faculty of Hogwarts so he runs away. He learns a lot on the streets and in the world he falls into.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 573,512 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 36 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Voldemort's meeting with his Death Eaters goes very, very wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7063 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Narcissism by lunakatrina reviews
It all started with a bit of unfortunate timing. AU, doesn't really follow the later books, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Communion by Laurielove reviews
Alone during a lull in the final battle, Hermione wanders through the forest, exhausted. She comes across an unexpected figure, as broken as herself. LM/HG. One-shot. M content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
All That Glitters by Atlin Merrick reviews
So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tremble by TactlessChessur reviews
Typically, Hermione and Draco are stuck in another cupboard. With no obvious approaching escape, an interesting conversation ensues. All Dialogue. Is being continued, but can be read as complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4830 - Favs: 10,423 - Follows: 11,932 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Twas The Night Before Christmas by pixierainbow reviews
A Sherlock/John friendship version of the classic poem. Pure fluff :
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Pink in Quicktime by SunnyRea reviews
Pardoy of the episode in script form! Kind of like the 15 minute form.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1369 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Purity by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione receives a shock in Potions class one day, when she discovers her true parentage. It changes her life forever... but for the worse? Disclaimer: I own nothing that you recognise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,981 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Occluded Soul by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love, Free as Air by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. Harry, trapped in his Animagus form, stumbles upon Draco and Snape, who are trapped in a decaying relationship. All three of them will have to become more human. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,884 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When I Cursed the Teacher by cathedral carver reviews
The gods' most savage curses come upon us as answers to our own prayers, you know. Written for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 3,459 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 6,339 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Water from a Stone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry decides to do something about the mistreatment of Slytherins in Hogwarts after the war. He could have chosen easier tasks. Such as climbing Mount Everest. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wisdom of Drunks by prone2dementia reviews
Harry and Draco get drunk. There are consequences. 'Nuff said? A sequel to Fear of One's Own Darkness, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Such Great Heights by SydneyAlice reviews
Edward Cullen is in desperate need of a nanny after his wife walks out on him and their five-year-old son. Bella Swan is a teacher with no job prospects. Can she find her true place in the world while helping father and son overcome their pain? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,444 - Reviews: 9464 - Favs: 7,853 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8193 - Favs: 15,539 - Follows: 6,560 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 133,274 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Worth 1000 Memories by CeliaEquus reviews
When Hermione, suffering from amnesia after the final battle, has to succumb to a marriage law, there's an ultimatum... and Severus Snape will have to pay the ultimate price because of it. Disclaimer: I don't own the franchise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 25,606 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 469 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2752 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
There's A Good Girl by cathedral carver reviews
See? Over there: The one weeping into her pumpkin juice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Magic of Wands by qui-quae-quod reviews
Snape lives, though his survival comes with unexpected consequences. Hermione retrieves his wand from the Shrieking Shack and it chooses her as its new mistress. What happens when her wand seems to choose Snape as well? Will they choose each other? WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,725 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10443 - Favs: 13,081 - Follows: 5,351 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 1,279 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Their Phoenix by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. AU from chapter 32 of DH. Harry saves both Snape and Draco in the Shrieking Shack, and bonds them to him, accidentally. He's determined to ignore it. Circumstances may not let him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,588 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,002 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mistakes by thejadespirit reviews
What would happen if Katara became ambassador to the Fire Nation? Will Zuko and Katara finally realize their feelings together as they chase down a network of bandits and thieves?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,043 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Katara, Zuko
The End by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Follows Grindelwald from his defeat to Albus to his life imprisonment. "Even though you're the one who stood as victor I have won as well, because you've ensured I'll never be forgotten. You'll remember me, no matter how much you despise yourself for it."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
The Art of Losing by sunflower-queen reviews
Bella is not quite as quick to accept Edward at the end of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,439 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8728 - Favs: 14,349 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6684 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Tension and The Spark by Molvanian Queen-In-Exile reviews
Severus thought that having to teach sexual education was bad enough, but, when the class number is found to be uneven, he finds himself in an even worse predicament: paired with Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 97,066 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Care of Magical Creatures by mia madwyn reviews
MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 300,379 - Reviews: 3231 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bless the Broken Roads by Inthemadhouse reviews
The story of how Jasper became part of the family, from Carlisle's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,561 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Déguiser by Batsutousai reviews
When Dumbledore leaves Harry Potter on the doorstep of the Dursleys, the last thing he expected was for an unknown relative to disappear with the boy for ten years. Enter Thomas Potter, a man who intends to change the past, the present, and the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,923 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P., Lucius M.
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Weekend Blues by Commen Sense reviews
The Cullens go hunting for the weekend.Bella and Emmett are the only ones at home.Will Bella get fed up of Emmett bugging her or will they end up bonding?Note:BELLA AND EMMETT ARE NOT A COUPLE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3765 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Shadowplay by Marari reviews
Sequel to 'Understanding your Allegiance'. Hermione is now a Shadow working to protect the integrity of the Wizarding World, despite opposition from all of her now exfriends. With her new allegiance and new allies, how will the war progress? HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,004 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Secret by Bynd Theodore Way reviews
AU New summary! The secrets of Hogwarts! Humor! Founders as friends! Salazar is not evil! Trust me! Group of Founder Era Oneshots. Not in any particular order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Salazar S., Godric G.
Potions Master For Sale by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Drake by November Romeo reviews
The humanizing of Draco Malfoy. Draco makes the most unlikely friends. Chances are taken and decisions are made.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,353 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
WWP Presents: Giantus Pratus by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,332 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Forget Me Not by vanityfair reviews
Hermione disappeared for a week, returning disheveled and with no memory of the last seven years. Can Severus help her remember? A tale of love and loss, of mystery and intrigue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,562 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Horrible Reason to Practice Constant Vigilance by cuddlebearlove reviews
6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Really the Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Betrayed by kateydidnt reviews
In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,138 - Reviews: 3789 - Favs: 5,870 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6034 - Favs: 3,237 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Gryffindor Tried and True by Meercat reviews
[COMPLETE] Voldemort discovers Snape's role as a spy. Harry is dying. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom to the rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,339 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Small Talk by vanityfair reviews
Hermione attempts casual conversation with her hated Potions Professor. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Ramos reviews
Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,740 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
If Things Had Been Different by TwilightsMuse reviews
Complete! Sixth Year. Julius DeVere, hidden son of Severus Snape enrolls at Hogwarts. After fifteen years of no contact, what can this stranger of a boy teach his father?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,885 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 6,156 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Thin as Thimble by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Poe reviews
A oneshot based off of the poem Annabel Lee.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete