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Hi! Welcome to my profile. Too bad I couldn't be here so send me a message.

My name is Stephanie, though in writing, I tend to go by Ashley.

I live in Wisconsin (and yes I do love my cheese haha).

The best way to explain my opinion on most things is that I represent individuality, personal freedom and an open-minded and nonjudgemental attitude. I don't believe in labels or stereotyping. Thus, I won't say I follow this religion or this is the name for my political beliefs. If you have a question about how I stand on something, just ask.


Books: Mysterious Benedict Society Series, Beautiful Creatures Series, The Game, The Hunger Games series, The Divergent series, the Uglies Series and a lot more! I just wish I had more time to read.

TV: Pretty Little Liars, Graceland, Law and Order: SVU, Once Upon a Time

Type your name with your elbow: kjiutsunne ogv fstk,nmrdds (..the heck? )

Type your name with your toes: ashleydolp[hin18

Type your name with your nose:wqsup3e6ed0oophijn18(this is so hard)

Type your name with you hands while not looking: ashleudolphin18

Type your name with your tongue: ashlkeydolpni h18

Type your name with your knee:z nb c nxdko,;p' bnk nb23ik (lol)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile!

About Me:

Name: Stephanie

Gender: Female

Age: 17

Hair Color: Light Brown

Height: 6' 0"

Eye Color: Green

Favorite Color: All shades of blue, green and purple

Favorite Animal(s): Cats- pets and large cats

Favorite Sport(s): Swimming, Volleyball, Martial Arts

Favorite Food: Italian Food

Favorite Drink: Water, Mountain Dew, Kickstart, Coffee

Favorite Phrase: Do I have one??

Favorite Past Times: Listening to Music, Karate, Reading, Writing

School Subjects: English, Science, Psychology and Law

Dessert: All of them!

1) Favorite object in my room?

Pretty much everything in my backpack right now.

2) What flavor Slurpee do you get?

I mix blue and red.

3) Do you get nervous before doctors appointments?

Not really

4) Favorite song?

Thats too hard!

5) What do you think of hotdogs?


6) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?


7) Can you do pushups?

A few...

8) Can you do chin ups?


9) What’s you favorite piece of jewelry?

A small necklace my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year.

10) Do you like blue cheese?

Never had it..

11) Ever been in a car crash?


12) What's one thing you hate about your self?

It's very difficult for me to make friends. 1. I hate small talk, it's annoying. 2. I'm weird around new people. 3. I prefer to listen, not talk. 4. Because of the things I've been through and who I am, I tend to act older than everyone around me. 5. I don't follow a lot of current teen trends. 6. I'm a workaholic and very goal oriented so those that don't have their lives figured out bother me. 7. Once you do know me, I'm loud, sarcastic and a little overbearing for most people. 8. Because of 4-7 and the fact that I'm a 6'0" female that wants to go into law, I tend to intimidate people.

13) Middle name?


14) 3 things going through your head right now?

1. School

2. My boyfriend

3. My family

15) Three things you bought yesterday?

1. Mountain Dew

2. Food

3. Gas

16) 3 things you drink regularly?

1. Kickstart

2. Soda

3. Coffee

17) 3 things you eat regularly?

1. Pizza

2. Pasta

3. Cheese

18) Current worry?

Just one?

19) Current hate?

A girl at work or an advisor at school.

20) Do you spend christmas with your extended worry?

Not usually, but I probably will this year.

21) How do you bring in the new year?

Depends on the year.

22) Where would you like to be right now?

10 years from now

23) Do you own slippers?


24) What shirt are you wearing?

A red one

25) Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?


26) Can you whistle?

Nope, but I'd like to be able to!

27) Which hand do you write with?


28) Favorite girls name?


29) Favorite boys name?


30) Whats in your pocket?


31) Last person to make you laugh?

My best friend

32) Worst injury you've ever had?

I think a severe sprain right before my Black Belt test that put me on crutches for a week.

33) Do you love where you live?

Not love, but I don't mind it

34) How many TV's do you have at home?

3 or 4

35) Who is your loudest friend?

They're ALL loud..

36) How many dogs do you have?


37) What is your favorite candy?

All of them

38) Where is the next place you want to travel to?

California or Europe

39) What were you doing at midnight last night?

Doing homework

40) What was the first thing you thought this morning when you woke up?

Work, School, BF and BFF's bdays this week, Other BFF in that order.

41) What song is stuck in your head right now?

None right now

42) What was the last thing that you ate?


43) What was the last TV show that you watched/finished?

The Vampire Diaries

44) Are you a nerd?


45) How many people do you think have actually read this whole quiz?

Let's try None!

(Try to listen to this entire song. I got about half way threw it and wanted to rip my head off. Try it I dare you!

normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

Your Name: (I'll use my actual name, not my character name) Stephanie

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Steizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Birch/Jefferson

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Verstvan

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Coffee

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Treahje

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Marshmallow (Oh, yeah... real goth... Lol!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays a book you like. Crazy is when you scribble down on every paper you get "Gaara is hot." Crazy is when you laugh really hard for no reason, then snort, and laugh harder. Crazy is when you watch someone do something then sing 'Whatcha doin'?' Crazy is when you randomly start singing in the middle of class. Crazy is when you do a dance that makes everyone stare because it looks bad. Crazy is when you start screaming at the top of your lungs Barney gave me HIV. Crazy is when you begin to read the random language subtitles on the bottom of your favorite TV. show on YouTube because you are extremely obsessed. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

LOL!!!!! These are hilarious!

Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail:

1.Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Have you ever?... (the ones bolded I have)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had food fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said something completely stupid
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded chicken in the microwave
15. Have had your earphones pull out your hair
16. Have pulled off a bandage slowly and steadily ... every time
17. Have knocked over a lamp and shattered it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have gotten onto a water ride wearing sneakers and gotten them soaked
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gone to a store and offered them a gift card for their business opponent
28. Have stuck your hand stuck in a fan and gotten a bruise
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of somewhere/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (OH, YES!!)
40. Wore two different shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Have gotten in the shower with your glasses still on
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Have grabbed a light bulb while it was on
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked dirt
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in someone else's hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Have shoved your face into a plate of nacho cheese

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have made a mini-play by drawing things on your hands
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. Have seen your house and forgotten it was your own
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon against your body and hurt yourself

What a Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away from you mad...Follow her
When she stares at your mouth...Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you...Grab her and dont let her go
When she starts cussing at you...Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet...Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you...Give her your attention
When she pull's away...Pull her back
When you see her at her worst...Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying...Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking...Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared...Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder...Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat...Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you...Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time...reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt...Back yourself up
When she say's that she likes you...she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands...Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you...bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret...keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes...dont look away until she does
When she misses you...she's hurting inside
When you break her heart...the pain never really goes away
When she says its over...she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin...she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-...because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

by Rober Frost
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
so dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowentairon: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

( ) ( ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny in your signature to help him to achieve the world domination!

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

You look into a beast's eye. Do you see anger? No. Do you see hatred? No. Do you see a reason to kill him? No. Do you see innocence? Yes. Put this on your profile if you think animal poaching should be stopped.

You look into a poor dog's eyes. You see regret. You see sadness. You see pain. You see a hope, that one day you will make him stop doing this. Put this on your profile if you think dog fighting should be stopped.

A man walks through the rain-forest, a large axe in his hand. He whistles as he thoughtlessly stomps through the forest, a home. As he chops down a tree, a home, he fails to hear the crys of many animals, begging him to stop cutting down their beloved home. Put this on your profile if you think cutting down the rain forest should be stopped.

You walk along a street by the sea and you see emty soda cans crushed and on the sidewalk.You see wrappers and plastic, many things that can harm many poor animals. You get a bunch of friends to help clean this up and plant a tree. Put this on your profile if you think pollution should be stopped and you also think it should be cleaned up.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either

Copy and paste this on your profile if your proud if people call you weird, or a freak. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are different, and you feel good about it.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile


Getting -H I G H-meant swinging at the playground?
Then the worst thing you could get from a boy was cOoTiEs?
When 'm O m' was you hero
and 'D a D' was you knight in shining armor?
When your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings
And rAcE iSsUeS were about who could run the fastest?
When -WAR- was a card game
And wearing skirts didn't make you a slut?
And only skinned knees hurt?
And only toys were Broken?
How LIFE was so carefree?
It's crazy, thinking back on all this,
And how all I wanted to do was


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. (This is true. My best friend has already done this.)

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend sits by and litsens as you plan to take over teh school. A best friends laughs hysterically and adds in their own ideas.

If you have ever hit someone in the face with a pillow, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have seen a movie or show so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love chocolate copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-so-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered again, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when a character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this on to profile!

If you've laughed at a memory in a quiet room, making everyone look at you as if you're crazy, copy and paste this on to your profile

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love, copy and paste this into your profile

If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are in LOVE with fictional characters cut and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"in Brenner Field at 4:00" (What the heck? that makes zero sense... And I'm almost to that page in the book anyways!)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

The air!? I get almost close enough to touch the wall though!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Some random show

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:10 AM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Silence-If you can hear that? LOL!

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning on my bike

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My email

9. What are you wearing?

Uh... School clothes?

10. Did you dream last night?

No... Maybe I did, but i won't tell you.

11. When did you last laugh?

I don’t know

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A mirror, paint (if that counts) and random stuff.

13. Seen anything weird lately?


14. What do you think of this quiz?

Fun... A time waster!

15. What is the last film you saw?

Probs a Halloween movie

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Not sure.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm bored right now. (I know it's stupid, but i couldn't come up with anything else.)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No hunger or poverty

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes and I'm awesome at it!

20. George Bush:


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?


22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

I have no clue because I'm suposed to have two girls acording to this werid test our family takes on their 13th birthday. (Hey, I'm superstitous, but it has worked fror eveyone else in our family so far)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah for a little while

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?


Do you know what fanfiction is?


Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?


Do you read fanfiction?

Omg this is a fanfiction site isn’t it

If so, do you like it?

Once again duh

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?


What site?


Do you write fanfiction?


Do you like to write fanfiction?

Why else would I write it

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Pretty Little Charmed One by teAmllorettAA reviews
Piper Halliwell didn't always want to be a witch, when Zanku went after her and her sisters she left, leaving behind a clone. She found a family and has been playing the role of a normal housewife, until a certain little A thretens to reveal her secrets.
Crossover - Charmed & Pretty Little Liars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,375 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Piper H., Aria M.
No One Mourns the Wicked by puuurpleprincess95 reviews
It is discovered that Aria is really Prudence Melinda Halliwell and Ella is really Piper. When their real family comes into their lives, how long is it before A finds out?
Crossover - Charmed & Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011
Three Times Charmed reviews
It's 2025 and the kids have taken over. A new threat is on the horizon. One that could take them all out. Will this be the beginning of the end or will they save themselves and the world yet again. 1st of 3 books. NaNoWriMo story. Rated T. See more inside
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Melinda H., Chris H.
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