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Author has written 28 stories for Naruto, Death Note, South Park, Fruits Basket, Kuroshitsuji, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Sherlock.
My name is Lunar Orphan, Lunar for short, sometimes even Swirls... Long story behind that one! I am a famous author!!! ... Yeah, I wish. XD Anyway, I had another account, but something happened with my E-mail and now I can't get on. Suckish. Doesn't matter, I only had one story on that one anyway. I don't have internet at my house, so my stories will be updated and stuff very slowly. Not only that, but the library gives me a VERY limited amount of time, so the chapters will be short! Oh, also, I love doing requests. So if you have any requests, just ask.
Age: 18... so far
Hobbies: ... I have lots of hobbies
Dreams for the Future: I have three, a famous author, artist, or a psychologist. (notice how I didn't put famous artist. Because becomig a true artist is a challenge in itself. Art is something hard to understand and create. It's not just squiggles on a piece of paper, or words in a book. It's complex and full of emotion. And creating something that can effect another's emotion, that is art, yeah.)
Personality: Sarcastic, ridiculously angsty (at times), and intelligent
Story types: Well, I usually do stories with happy endings, but hey, sometimes it just works much better for a sad one. I also usually have a very distinctive pairing. If not, then there simply isn't a pairing. Not all stories have to be about love. I'm also very bad at actually finishing stories...
Okay, well here is where you will find the Character fill-in sheet. Please just copy and paste in a PM.
Anything I should know:
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"To live... Would be an awfully big adventure" -Peter Pan
"I won't grow up. You can't make me!" -Peter Pan
"I love you is eight letters, so is bullshit." - Unknown
"Don't measure me by your standards." -Gaara
"There is no cure for death..."-Vic Mognogna
"Write to express, not to impress." -Unknown (i know this one, I just can't remember right now)
"Life without danger is a waste of oxygen." -Unknown
"Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield."- Unknown
"I've gone to find myself, if I return before I get back, keep me here." -Unknown
"Bring me that horizon."- Jonny Depp (jack Sparrow)
"Ah, well, life happens, we move on." - Me
"Abandon the search for truth, stick with a good fantasy."- Unknown
"You're only as tall as your heart will let you be, and your only as small as to world will make you seem."- Christopher Drew Ingle
"To die... Would be an awfully big adventure."- Perter Pan
"YOU AINT SHIT WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME?!!? YOU'RE NOTHING!" -Syrup to Pancakes-
"Why don't prison inmates just use liquid soap?" (We're all wondering that)
"Life is like toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes."
"Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?" -- "Dude that kid is f*cked up"
"If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."
"You can't spell 'Schwarzeneger' without 'google'."
Quotes that Describe Me and My Opinions:
"My work ethic could be described as "procrastinate as much as possible then frantically scream OH F*UCK right before the deadline.'" (No joke dude)
"If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot."
"I don't make typos, I make new words."
"I put more effort into making it look like I'm doing my job, than actually doing my job."
"When I buy groceries and the cashier hands my my receipt, I like to smile and say 'This will all be poop soon.'"
"What I hate about pasta is that they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud." (SERIOSLY!! WTF MAN!)
"Why exercise when you can Photoshop?"
"If you friend request me on FB and your profile picture is a car, I will assume that you are a Transformer."
"The worst kind of human contact is 'eye contact through that crack in a bathroom stall while your pulling your pants up' contact."
"You may think I'm a loser, but to my goldfish I am 'The God of Flakes, the Almighty Decider'!"
"Two things are infinite: The Universe and Human Stupitidy; and I'm not sure about the Universe." (Albert Einstein said that and OH BOY was he right.)
"I haven't spoken to my significant other in years, I didn't want to interrupt her."
"I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days straight and doesn't die." (What is up with that?!)
"If you've never played Tetris, you're probably useless at loading a dishwasher." (And loading groceries into the trunk)
"I don't get nervous around beautiful women, because I know they're too busy hating each other to notice me." (I am not sexist by the way! XD But from two of these quotes it kinda seems that way. My bad! I'm not! Promise!)
"I really want to see Bob the Builder throw a tool down into his kit, wipe his hands on a dirty rage, turn to Wendy and say, 'Nah, it's f*cked.'"
"They should make a Rosette Stone for females, so we can actually understand just what the f*ck women are actually trying to say." (OH MY GOD YES!)
You: "Are you even capable of love?!"
Me: "I'm 93% sure that I love pancakes..."
"I'm not sure whether I find your pessimism endearing or obnoxious." -Ky Jenkins (The Betrothal)
Please enjoy my stories! -Lunar