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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Greek Mythology, and Glee.

About me:

Name: Pseudonymous Anonymous

Age: 150

Gender: Female

Hometown: Nowhere City

Favorite Books: The Heroes of Olympus, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Kane Chronicles, Artemis Fowl, The 39 Clues, THe Hunger Games

TV: Glee

Movies: Percy Jackson and the Olympians (although its not as good as the book), Clash of the Titans (although its unlike the real myth. Yes, dummy, its based on a myth), The Mummy Trilogy

Anime/Manga: Hetalia: Axis Powers (I used to like Bleach and Naruto and so on, but later I retired from being an Otaku. Then my--purely Otaku--friend introduced me to Hetalia, and I'm hooked. But I'm still not an Otaku.)

List Twelve of your favorite PJO characters in no particular order.

1. Artemis

2. Apollo

3. Hermes

4. Zoe

5. Thalia

6. Percy

7. Bianca

8. Nico

9. Travis

10. Connor

11. Zeus

12. Hades

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Percy and Zeus?! Hades, no!

Do You think Four is hawt? ...How hawt?

Err ... I'm not gay

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Eew! They're father and son!

Can you recall any fanfics about Nine?


Would One and Two make a good couple?

No, because 1) Artemis is a virgin and 2) She suffered enough already by having Apollo as a brother

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither. Thalia's a Hunter.

Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Someone wrote a fanfic about that, but, eew, no. Artemis and Nico is SO not in.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Artemis and Bianca (?!) are in a happy relationship until Travis runs off with Bianca (possible, but weird...). Artemis, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Zeus (what the hell?!) and a brief unhappy affair with Percy (Pertemis...), then follows the wise advice of Thalia (what?!) and finds true love with Hades (now, that's just plain WEIRD...)

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia is any order.

1) China

2) Belarus

3) Russia

4) S. Korea

5) Japan

6) Germany

7) Spain

8) England

9) N. Italy

10) S. italy

11) Prussia

12) Taiwan

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Japan/S. Italy? No... (shivers like the Baltic Trio)

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Not really... well, I like his tallness, but, no... YES, RUSSIA, THAT MEANS I REFUSE TO BECOME ONE WITH YOU.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

D-don't ask me! I'm no e-e-expert i-in male p-p-p-pregnancy! P.S. I think it's pretty gross. Sue me. Um, on second thought, don't.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yeah, I guess.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

I don't know... because I'd pity Spain when he dates a psycho.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

NONE! (Well, both N. Italy & S. Korea are weird, but STILL.)

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

I think Spain would just say, "That's cute!" and leave. (Russia & England... BRR!)

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Belarus/Germany? (YES! A PSYCHO COMBO!) "Germany was looking for Ms. Right. Then he saw that pretty young lady across the street. Of course, he'd talk to her. But what if that woman doesn't exactly turn out to be the girl of his dreams?" (Yeah, it's some kind of romantic comedy. 1st thing that came to my mind.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

...I don't think so.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

China/Japan, huh... How about "Big Brother"?

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Russia/Prussia... I honestly don't know...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

... Not that I know of...

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

N. Italy? Uh... "Dog days are over"?

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Belarus/Russia/Germany. "YAOI & SADISTIC SCENES," definitely.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

I'm unsure...

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

S. Italy & England...

"'Huh? Why are you here, Italy?' England asked his visitor. Is it just his imagination, or did Italy just FROWNED?

'I'm SOUTH Italy, you scone bastard!' he roared. Bloody hell, it WASN'T his bloody imagination. He's Italy's older, fiercer (and apparently just as useless) brother.

'Oh. I apologize. I didn't realize.' England bowed in a gentlemanly manner (bloody hell, he's BRITISH, for God's sake). 'Would you like to come in?'

South Italy blinked. It was the first time someone was polite to him after calling that someone names. 'Yeah, of course i would come in, you...' To his bewilderment, he couldn't--to be exact, he didn't want to--insult the gentleman."

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think spain would just say, "How cute!" and leave.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

S. Korea deflowering China? (BRR! Hold on, I guess that makes China a 4000-year old virgin? No comment on that) To be honest... that's something I clearly wouldn't write about... honestly.

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I don't know...

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Same answer...

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I think so...

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Belarus/S. Korea/Japan? No. Period.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"F@$#, YES!" or something like that.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few days ago.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Germany? (Cough) I don't know...

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Prussia... shag... Italy...? Knowing Prussia, he must be drunk... I guess... (Poor Italy)

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Russia, maybe...

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

"China and N. Italy are in a happy relationship (Marco Polo, I bet it's your fault!) until Italy suddenly runs off with S. Korea (WHAT THE HECK!?). China, broken-hearted , has a hot one-night stand with S. Italy (yeah, screw his older brother!) and a brief unhappy affair with Taiwan (well, I think that's what happens if you date your sister... just joking, I kinda like those China/Taiwan stories), them follows the wise advice of Japan (that's... weird) and finds true love with Belarus (I hope she doesn't kill you, buddy)." It'll be called "The Complications of Love and Life." (Lame, I know.)

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Spain/England? Dude, I dislike Yaoi/Yuri (but that doesn't mean I'm against gays, alright?), but PLEASE return to Spamano.

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Apollo and his wondrous life by Felixy reviews
Hello, this is Apollo, I'm about to tell you about the perfect life I'm leading, so please off your phones and welcome to my life! A short story of Apollo's arrogant life, and it's OOC, so take note! Phones are not permitted in Mt. Olympus!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Artemis's Mistake by Orvon hoolio reviews
Artemis messes up. And guess who takes the fall. You got it. Me. CC welcomed, but I'm not a fan of flames. Then again, who is? Thanks! Completed. Continued in Here We Go Again!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,313 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Artemis - Complete
The Internet Killed The Video Star by Kassamali reviews
And apparently it also kills brain cells and the need to use common sense, as well as severely lowering one's standards for both life and relationships. :: APH Facebook Story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 93,433 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - America, Prussia
Interviews with Demigods by IEatTragicOranges4Breakfast reviews
Here is the story of an Interviewer's Quest to interview 100 people while annoying them to Hades and back! Hunters are sprayed by a skunk, Nico turned into a jackalope, and so much more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010
Take Me Away by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Kurt WAS in his right mind. It wasn't his fault that everyone else was judging him, just like they always did. He was just... making adjustments. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,530 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Hetalia Bedtime Stories by Dogol Brothers reviews
Chapter 3: Parodi hipergaring kisah klasik HC Andersen, menampilkan Belgium sebagai sang gadis penjual korek api yang malang.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Belgium, Spain - Complete
It's All Greek To Me by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
Puck got a little more than he bargained for when he started dating Lauren, and it might just kill him. Expect the Unexpected.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Lauren Z. - Complete
Of Comparisons and Harry Potter by Swing Girl At Heart reviews
A comment from Rachel sparks a massive debate between the Glee clubbers, as documented by Facebook. Minor Twilight bashing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Defiance by NSSP.SaruWatari reviews
Seychelles is forced out of her islands and feels the full pain of being a british colony . She is forced to play by his rules, live in his house, and "like" his food. Not being one to lay back and take crap, Seychelles finds herself in a world of hurt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Seychelles, England/Britain
Percy's Incredibly Stupid Adventures by Olympian876 reviews
Percy knows that he is a famous book character. Grover is a shy, childish satyr. Annabeth is still a hot bookworm. He now has his own Facebook page. Going overboard? Hell ya. Over 200 reviews! W00t!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Percy J.
Reaper's Lullaby by iTorchic reviews
It was a song that he had never heard before, but as the bone-chilling melody wavered in the air, he couldn't help but be enchanted. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Canada - Complete
the Night Before Christmas by ginsGirl reviews
Rangiku tries to read a classic Christmas story, but Gin has his own version
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Brotherhood Of The Hunt by RWBRyan reviews
In the aftermath of the war with the Hunters, the Brotherhood must find it's place in the world...and they are about to find out that sometimes, humanity can be more evil than anything... Sequel to the award winning "The War Of The Hunters"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,943 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Hetalia Awards by are.key.take.tour reviews
Sebuah acara pembagian awards yang didedikasikan khusus untuk 'Hetalia Axis Powers'. Pembaca bisa pilih siapa pemenang tiap awards! CHAPTER TEN : "Best Female Character, Best Male Character, dan All Time Achievement Awards" DISCONTINUED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010
Meteor Showers by ArtemisFrimm reviews
As the legendary meteor showers fall from the Heavens, Artemis's only lover, Orion, returns from the stars for a night. Created in honor of the Orionids that fell on October 21st and the full moon that fell on that same date. Enjoy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Memories of a Harvest Moon by camillexelisabeth reviews
Written in honor of the harvest moon and fall equinox. Artemis remembers a distant harvest moon from her past. Three bright stars sit in a line, a faded memory of a man.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Artemis, Thalia G. - Complete
The War Of The Hunters by RWBRyan reviews
A new group has been formed, a fraternity of male hunters. And their foremost goal is the destruction of Artemis and her Hunters. When these two groups clash, who will win. And who is the leader of this new group? Winner of the Best Angst Verita award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,322 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Artemis - Complete
A Camp Half Blood Prank War by Hoff of Slytherin reviews
Chiron announces at dinner one night that Hermes is judging the camp in a prankwar to win 10,000 drachmas. Who will win the grand prize, and what the heck is Percy doing with a smelly fish in the Aphrodite Cabin?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Percy J.
30 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Camp HalfBlood by skywalkerchick1138 reviews
A list of things we demigods are not allowed to do at Camp Half-Blood. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2010
Big Sister Watching by The Four Horsemen of the End reviews
Ukraine and America finally decide to go on a date. But what happens when her siblings find out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Ukraine, America - Complete
This Should Be Interesting by Cornmaize122 reviews
What happens when you put Egyptian magicians in a Greek demigod summer camp? Throw in a couple angry gods and you have pure chaos and insanity! R&R!
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Percy J., Sadie K.
Broken Bow Book 2: Shadows of the Hunt by Xed Alpha reviews
Condemned to the insanity of Camp Half-Blood. Armani is swept up in an infuriating world of curious deities, resentful half-bloods, prophecies of doom and ghosts from the past. Why can't people leave him alone? Beta by Shrrgnien. Veritas OC Award Winner.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,843 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Camp Olympus by Fishpony reviews
The Titans have finally gotten revenge on the gods. They have been banished to…summer camp? Can they survive? Will the goddesses ever get along? Can they survive 10,000 years of camp food and latrines? All gods are teenagers.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
All I want is you by Jyenosu reviews
Netherlands dan Indonesia, Musuh? Rival? Teman? Sahabat? Ataukah... Pasangan hidup? **Chapter10: Forever**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,348 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Netherlands - Complete
Your Mom by Peridot Tears reviews
China shook his head despairingly. Why did he agree to teach America Chinese curses again? "You sound like a sheep, aru!" Rated for abuse of common curses.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - China, America - Complete
Itch by ThumperMiggles reviews
He wasn't really that old. Or at least he didn't look like it. A small read on China's day paralyzed in bed with an extremely painful back. China-centric. Rated T for those lovely colorful words we do love. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - China - Complete
Say Goodnight by Tinian I'att reviews
I'm always with you. Every time you look at the sky you see me and when I look down at the earth below I see you. I'll always be with you, forever, in your heart.
Class of the Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Artemis - Complete
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Effects of a Love Potion: Artemis' Misery reviews
AU. Aphrodite and Hecate brewed a love potion to make 4 guys fall madly in love with Artemis. But it seems that she became interested in one of the guys...maybe.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Artemis, Aphrodite
Of Crazy Gods And Crazy Students of McKinley High reviews
Artemis and Apollo were sent to McKinley High for a punishment. Finn falls for Artemis, will he leave Rachel for her? And will Apollo win Quinn's heart? And will they discover the twins' true identity? Set after Season 1. Glee characters a little OOC.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Artemis, Finn H.
The Oracle Kidnapped reviews
When Jake and Diane Parker came to Camp Half-Blood, almost immediately they were suspected by the god Apollo for kidnapping the camp's oracle because of their parenthood. Both are determined to prove that he was wrong. Rated T for safety. No flames.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Artemis
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