Zdenko Masque
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 06-24-10, id: 2417948, Profile Updated: 05-10-14
Author has written 29 stories for Invader Zim, Warriors, Sonic the Hedgehog, Jhonen Vasquez, Nightmare Before Christmas, Misc. Games, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kuroshitsuji, Thor, House, M.D., and Frozen.

That's right. Name change. Means I'm gonna be makin' some changes here. Keep track, peoples.

I'm baaaaack.

And yes, I did delete my two most famous stories, Micah the Homicidal Maniac and Darkest Shadows on the Brightest Nights. And you know why? Because I'm done with no one liking my characters. I'm going to completely re-do them in more ways than one, and re-write the stories entirely. Keep watch.

Zdenko Masque

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Living With Thy Neighbor by Marie the Hedgecat reviews
What would happen if Squee were to stay with Nny for a few weeks, or possibly the rest of his life? Just some crazy thing I came up with.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,627 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Johnny C., Squee, Shmee
Riley by January in June reviews
Ensign Justine Riley was happy on the Enterprise, until a mysterious woman arrived and destroyed Justine's past, present, and very humanity - and thrust Justine between a man who isn't allowed to love her, and a man who simply can't. Sequel to "Ensign"
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,506 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 7/29/2009 - G. LaForge, Data - Complete
That's All It Takes by Penonymous reviews
"You see, I never get caught!" That statement has always been true for the infamous Johnny C. Until now, that is.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Johnny C.
What To Do in an Exam If You're Going to Fail by connor-rox reviews
Sirius finds a list of 43 things to do in an exam if you're going to fail anyway and he and James are going to do every one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Just Another Day at the Office by Kita chan reviews
"Geordi. This is Riker we need you on the bridge. Data just puked." Co-written With Lightdragon1987, and major ooc.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Data
Betrayal of the Game by Crystal Volcheck reviews
"Does it hurt to think about him?" she asked in a rare moment of concern."I don't know." his voice trembled slightly in confustion."Then it wasn't a game, not even from the first day."
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Dib, Zim
Meeting by DarkHeartsMilitary reviews
You probably won't understand this much, it's a random gift for Micah The Homicidal Maniac. If you decide to read it, please tell me what you think! Enjoy!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Johnny C.
Interview with Invader Zim by Doctor Alexander reviews
Hello, This is just an interview that I am hosting. NOT A Q&A! The old one was breaking a rule, so this is the new, legal one!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Spleenk, Zim
The 7 Deadly Sues by crazychic111 reviews
Just like the title says, there will be 7 sues. Zim, Gir, Nny, Dib, Mmy, and The Tallest will each get the perfect, mind controlling Mary Sue, with a special twist at the end, of course.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011
In The Name Of Science by The Dibster reviews
'And to think,' thought the pregnant Gaz Membrane. 'This all started with Zim needing a C in his stupid classes.' ZaGr. Finished.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Cirque Du Homicidal Creatures by InsanelyA.D.D reviews
Crossover of Creature Feature, Cirque Du Freak, and JTHM. Double-shot, part one of two, I own nothing. What would happen if you mixed an amazing circus with two homicidal maniacs, and an insane band? I wont tell! Complete!
Crossover - Johnny the Homicidal Maniac & Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley, Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Untouchable by InsanelyA.D.D reviews
While Johnny is on vacation, he decides to stay in Tokyo, his constant homicidal tendancies drawing the attention of Conan. Will Conan be able to catch the elusive Johnny C.? Or will he be another in a long list of victims? COMPLETE!
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Johnny C. - Complete
Invader Zim Insanity! by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Ask the Invader Zim cast your questions! I know, everyone does this, I just want to feel loved... ;; Keep it T, and Enjoy! I'M BACK! Aren't you happy? ...You're not? Aw, why?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010
The Story Of Sirius Black by Doctor Alexander reviews
Sirius's story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Sirius B.
TeenAway! by SadistikPrinceDenarii reviews
Johnny finds an ad for TeenAway and buys it. That simple. OneShot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Book 1 Dream Job by crazychic111 reviews
Ash's life is about to change when she gets offered the most insane job ever...helping Zim. Rated T for bad language and some other stuff I didn't think of. This is my first story so be nice!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,121 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010
Hunger by Invader Nav reviews
Something terrifying has happened to Zim. And now he has cravings- powerful cravings. Cravings to drink blood. He's been turned into a neophyte and he and Dib have until next full moon to find a cure. They're being watched. And the Hunger is hard to fight
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,988 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Zim, Dib
A Rip in Reality by Invader Nav reviews
Thanks to a prize won by acing an 'unusual' test, the characters from Invader Zim and JTHM are thrown into my crazy, fan girl, paparazzi filled reality. Now, we have to go to New York to talk to Jhonen Vasquez himself! And Nickelodeon is suspicious.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,885 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Zim, Johnny C.
Eep's Nightmare World by Chesirecat13 reviews
Eve Carrie Casil has a lot of problems, and they seem to get worse when she returns from school to discover her neighbor isn't exactly sane. But the real question is, is Eve sane?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Johnny C., Squee
THe One Left Behind by Chesirecat13 reviews
Neon's twin was murdered in front of her and she falls into depression. But she meets an odd killer and he discovers the fact that she and her twin aren't human.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Johnny C.
Daddy? by Shadow On The Full Moon reviews
Taking his nightly walk Nny finds a beaten up Zim in a dark ally.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Zim, Johnny C.
We Like To Party by SevenOverThree reviews
Johnny, while at a nightclub and looking for victims, accidentally orders an alcoholic drink. Devi, seeking to escape Tenna, doesn't expect to see a certain someone at a nightclub. And Johnny can't hold his liquor at all...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,736 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Torture Session by heartofstone15 reviews
Just thought I'd jump on the bandwagon and add my mark to all the Invader Zim questionairs. Ask away. I own nothing of the Zim world, though it should be obvious by now.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,478 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010
The Massive's Massive Kitchen by AceTiff12 reviews
Feeding the Armada is a lot harder and more dangerous than it sounds. Aboard the Massive is a group of chefs who must constantly cook food, snacks, and meals. Not to mention serve the Tallest... This is my character Zemori's story.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Red, Purple, OC - Complete
Breaking the Habit by Invader Nav reviews
Nny's finally decided enough is enough. So tonight he's breaking the habit. And little Todd sees the whole thing. I do not own the song "Breaking the Habit." Warning: character death.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
ZimTrek: The Search for Gir by Amethyst King reviews
Sorry been gone so long. LOTS of schoolwork. THis will have about 5 chapters and lots of hyperness :
Crossover - Invader Zim & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Gir
50 Themes More by bisexualpetewentz reviews
One of those silly little 50 themes ficlets. I'd put an excerpt, but there isn't enough continuous text for that. There's a bit of every pairing under the sun in here; have fun fandom.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Everything Goes Black When You Die by Tinzo reviews
When Johnny is visited by a man with the same homicidal rage as him, he wonders if he is the reason there are so many bad people out there. This is a meaningful story with twists and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010
Tuesday means Invader Zim by Invader Nav reviews
Late one Tuesday night, Nny gets abducted by Zim. But what happens when the tables turn and both Zim AND Dib end up at Nny's house for some "intense fun"? My first fanfic, so be nice. Rated for Nny's language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zim - Complete
Four More Years by bisexualpetewentz reviews
"He wondered how they could think such vulgar things about someone they didn't know." On hiatus, if it ever had a future anyway.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
American Mcgee's JTHM? by darkcat52 reviews
What if Alice never went to wonderland. who would have went? Johnny C of coarse! More to come! K for some gore and some strong language.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Johnny C.
Don't Steal His BrainFreezy by Sapcoat reviews
Torture time! Johnny has some more fun with another jerk. Rated for a lot of violence and cursing. A Oneshot. Weak stomaches read if you dare...
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Complete
Alice Human Sacrifice Invader Zim Style by Invader Chi reviews
The title says it all. Basically it's just a cross between a songfic and a fanfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2010
The Grave and the Raven by Penonymous reviews
A grown Todd visits a certain grave in order to put his past behind him. One-shot
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Two Worlds Collide by UnicornxNinja reviews
Zim, Dib, Johnny, and the whole Jhonen gang get into trouble when they're stranded in the real world. And whose to help them? Well, that would be me, Nikki McKlatz.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Zim, Johnny C.
The LOLCat Syndrome by SylviaW1991 reviews
The USS Enterprise crew has been turned into cats! Just a lil drabble based on a pic I'm sure we've all seen!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Kitiara by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Kit is criminally insane, but insanity can sometimes lead to wisdom. So, if she's criminally insane, she's criminally wise, right? She scares the crap out of Zim and Dib though! What happens when Dib stumbles upon someone from her past? Chapter 5 is up!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Haunted? by BringingBackSocksWithSandals reviews
When ZIM and Dib are forced to do a project, they decide to work on a project that will prove a house is really haunted. Then things go horribly wrong! But...they get help from the unexpected. Slight ZADF . Chapter 8 is UP! **ON HIATUS**
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Zim, Dib
EVERY day is bad joke day! by picklevictory reviews
your everyday, garden variety, sixth golden ticket story. based on tim burton movie, wonkaOC near the end. finished 11/2008. it was epic. 7/13/2010, NEW AUTHOR'S NOTE.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Mommy's Little Monster by The Dibster reviews
Everyone knows Gaz doesn't remember her mother. But does she? After all, who could forget such a nightmare? Rated T for a reason. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Gaz - Complete
Iteration by Sick42 reviews
Caught in a reincarnation loop from hell, Dib's fractured soul is forced to relive his life over and over. What will it take to break the cycle of terror, insanity and profuse bloodletting? Contains OC, but you'd probably never notice...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Dib
An aggravating conversation by pleasingXapparel reviews
Zim and the Computer argue a lot. why, who knows? I got the idea from Gazmrules. Thanks for all the help!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Computer, Zim
THE NEVER ENDING ARGUEMENT by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
ZIM AND COMPUTER ARE ARGUEING AGAIN! THIS IS A FUNNY STORY!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Computer, Zim
I Have You To Thank by The Dibster reviews
After 20-year-old Squee commits a murder, he goes to see his old friend Nny to tell him thanks. For ruining his life. Set 14 years in the future. Squee's POV. Oneshot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Brother’s Revenge by Odie's Sons reviews
The difficult relationship between android brothers, and Lore's need to take his anger out on Data for events that happen to him in his past.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Data, Lore
Irken Anatomy by InvaderJes11 reviews
My long awaited Zim and House crossover! Something goes wrong with Zim's leg on a field trip to New Jersey, and guess what the nearest hospital is? Princeton-Plainsboro! Involves Jes and Hey, AKA Rebecca and Matt.
Crossover - Invader Zim & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,837 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Zim, G. House
How the Homicidal Maniac Stole Christmas by UnicornxNinja reviews
It's Christmas, a holiday that Nny can't stand, this is the story of how he tries to steal it based off the children's book, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Please R&R!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Johnny C., Squee
Future Shock by miharu365 reviews
Thirty years have passed since Nny had left the old place. Apon returning, the fifty-three year-old maniac finds a large city. "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to suffering." Rated T for violence and language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Prof. Membrane, Johnny C.
Birthday Breakfast by RubyWings91 reviews
Two boys sneak into the kitchen to prepare a birthday breakfast for their mother, occures several years before the events of JTHM or Invader Zim take place
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Dib, Johnny C. - Complete
invader Zim meets JtHM by GirLovERdoOmSOnG reviews
what happens when an invader sent from outer space meets a homicidal maniac?...read to find out...-WARNING: this story contains violence/gore and bad language-
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Zim, Johnny C.
How to Drive Snape Insane in One Class Period by LunaPadma reviews
DO NOT ATTEMPT! IF you do, we are not responsible. It's just funny! Now torturing more teachers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Severus S.
Hearts Asunder by unicorn-skydancer08 reviews
Tinker Bell is torn between two men who both love her, but is at an utter loss of what to do about it. Revised.
Tinkerbell - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Tinker Bell, Bobble - Complete
A Weekend at EARL's by JoeMerl reviews
When Zim takes GIR and Minimoose away for the weekend, Dib pays a visit to Zim's most neglected, nameless minion. Dib/ZC friendship.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Computer, Dib - Complete
Squee's Fantastical Field Trip of DOOM by WTFWonder reviews
Squee’s class is taking an educational field trip to the zoo, but they’re short one chaperone. Guess who volunteers? JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
Johnny's Mystical Time at Hogwarts by Nights In The City reviews
I stink at titles and summaries. Johnny gets a job offer that would ensure something for someone dear to him. No pairings yet. AU. Read and Review! This was originally in the Harry Potter section. JTHM crossover HP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,905 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Harry P., Johnny C.
Things I Learned from Invader Zim by avatarjk137 reviews
Cartoons can teach us so much. Here are many of the things I've learned while watching Invader Zim. Read and enjoy this delicious oneshot, HUMAN!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Squee's living nightmare by JackalGod reviews
When Squee parents try to abandon his by moving to New York, Johnny takes him in. Very creepy JohnnySquee later on, maybe if I get that far.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
SO FRIGGIN RANDOM IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL by Cor Cor reviews
This story has absoulutly no point. I was bored and thought you might like it if you want a laugh. Enjoy.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
True Love by fairyMei33 reviews
A rewrite of The Corpse Bride. Victor and Emily.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,651 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
McDonalds by Rough Tears reviews
Look I'm going to be completely honest. I AM NOT PROUND OF THIS FIC! I needed to kill 15 minuets so I wrote down random stuff. This sucks. Just a warning. Read it if you like stupid things that dont make much sense. NNY GOES TO MCDONALDS!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Johnny C. - Complete
Broken Memories by J. Marguerite reviews
In a twist of fate, Johnny ends up having to take in the daughter of one of his victims. Now, along with trying to get on with his own life, he is forced to bring a sevenyearold girl along with him. Unfinished as of yet. Chapter eighteen is up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,232 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 2/14/2004
An Attempt at Noodle Boy by Meeper reviews
My friends have always said I am the closest person they know to Happy Noodle Boy, this is proof. R+R, it is insane, thta is all I will say.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2003
the b3stest jonen fic ever 111111111 by la JazzFish reviews
Moof. I hate Mary Sues, misspelled stories, and RanDOm CaPS LOckS, don't you? (ph33r the parody... I'm making fun of all the stupid Mary Sues out there. I have no life. Moof.)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 1/1/2003
Skool Daze by krystaldragon reviews
Nny plays substitute at a certain skool... chaos ensues. R&R, pretty peaz?? (Third chappy has been posted!!!)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002
Fear my Bendy Straw by fucking faggot reviews
I decided to do a Johnny Fic, fear me, Oohg. Nny gets sugar high. Chapter two is now up!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 10/9/2001 - Published: 10/5/2001
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Frozen Heart reviews
Notice the similarities between Thor and Anna? And Elsa and Loki? This story is Frozen, with a Thor crossover, mixed with my own writing. Just a forewarning.
Crossover - Thor & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Thor, Jane F., Loki
His Butler, Taking the Day Off reviews
Sebastian's one hell of a butler. But even he needs a day off. Can Ciel handle the day without his butler?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Ciel P.
Outcasts reviews
Journal entries from three or more people at a time, explaining their life. I'll go into the real story after.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2011
JTHM: An Admirer of Sorts reviews
The comic, written in story from. I own nothing of this comic, it'll belongs to the Great Vasquez.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Johnny C., Jimmy - Complete
The House of Myth reviews
I think the title speaks for itself.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Four More Years: The Continuation Rewritten reviews
"So, let's go back to the past. To the beginning of my end. No.. let's go back, to BEFORE the beginning..." Johnny's high school story, rewritten from it's orginal format
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Johnny C.
Just My Life reviews
Shayna is...or is trying to be, perfectly normal...But, then she meets Zim and Dib/ May be Romance in Near or Far future...rated T for language
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Dib, Zim
Ringmasters' Welcome reviews
...Feed it the token, all shiny and new. It is then that CarnEvil will return for YOU! When the Ringmasters of an evil circus try to trap them forever, Zan, Madi, and Jase must rely on the help of a complete stanger. Will they escape? Only time may tell.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2011
Slender Problems reviews
Nny finds himself stalked by a strange, tall, thin, figure. But everytime he goes to investigate, the figure's gone. Will he be able to figure out who this person is and why it's stalking him? Read to find out!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Johnny C.
Hi Skool Nightmares reviews
Hi Skool's a nightmare. And they should know. a Night/Key story, a humorous story about how they met. Also has a mild romance. rated T for now.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Jack S.
Breaking My Secrets reviews
Skytes is just and ordinary boy... Or is he? Then he meets and... Odd.. Man by the name of Nny. His secret will be much harder to hide now. This is written by two people, thus it's on two pages. Void-san is the other authour. Rated M
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Johnny C.
Puzzles reviews
YamiYugi wishes to return to the mortal world with Yugi and his friends. Can he solve the puzzles and win the reward?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Yami Yūgi
Reasons Unknown reviews
What if Nny's parents were never murdered? Nny had been living his whole life the way he had because of a lie. And he finds out... 6 years later. Full summary inside. Rated T for now...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Johnny C., Squee
Sugar High reviews
Johnny wakes up from a sugar hype looking into the face of pure evil- Dr. Gergory House. Will craziness ensue? You bet. I was hyper and watching House. Of course the story is just going to write itself, how can it not?
Crossover - Jhonen Vasquez & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Johnny C., G. House
The Sad End of a Legacy and the Start of a New reviews
This is a ShadowPack story... Dedicated to my friend Wolf of the Moon's Shadow's charry, Starfire.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/16/2011
Remembering Sunday reviews
A song-fic about Nny and Devi. Way beter than it sounds, I swear! The song is Remembering Sunday by All Time Low... Enjoy
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
Insane Torture! reviews
Out of complete and utter boredom, I myself have decided to jump on the bandwagon also. Here is a torture fic, with My own created characters also. Anyway, ENJOY! review please. BACK UP!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,634 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010
JTHM: A Survey in Hell reviews
This is just the actual comic, put into story form by yours truely. I own nothing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
They're Coming reviews
One-shot. Dark night. Two foolish boys. What might happen? Read for yourself. Summary sucks, but the story is better than you think!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Complete
Tell Them We Remember reviews
A Holocaust story. When ZIM tries to go back in time to learn Hitler's secrets, Dib and an unlikely ally teach him the wrongness of Hitler's doings.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Dib, Zim
My Nightmare reviews
Nightmare Johnny escapes from his prison of CarnEvil and eventually meets Nightmare Micah. This is one of those very few and rare NightxOC fics. Hope you enjoy. Is now under TNBC/JV crossovers
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011
Just Another Cinderella Story Isn't It? reviews
Dib: Prince Charming Zim: Jealous knight Nav: Nervous maiden What could go wrong?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dib, Zim
Skool Daze reviews
Shady gets made fun of at Jr. Hi Skool. Can her parents help? Rated T for language and all that good stuffs...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2011
Field Trip reviews
Me, Zim, Dib, GIR, Gaz, Todd and Johnny go on a wonderful not really trip into the craziest reality ever- Mine. Craziness shall ensue. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010
The Girl Who Was Poe reviews
When Gaz gets kidnapped, Dib relies on a mysterious girl by the name of Dupin for help. But Can she help him in time? Inspired by the book The Man Who Was Poe by AVI. I own nothing except the girl.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Dib, Gaz
Traumatize Thy Neighbor reviews
Squee's first encounter with Nny. Based from the comic. I own nothing. One-shot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Neutrality reviews
Scourella Hedgehog: A Neutral Mobian who refuses to pick a side, so she helps both. Will she be considered a hero, or a traitor? T for language and other stuffs I haven't thought of.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Sonic, Scourge
Firestar's Prophecy reviews
DarkClan, SunClan, FireClan, and SilverClan are about to go to battle, and Nightleaf wants to stop it. Will a visit from the ThunderClan leader Firestar help? Or just make things worse? "Fire and Night alone can save the forest."
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Firestar
Gaz Remembers reviews
Song-fic about Gaz. Please read. Song: The House That Built Me by Miranda Lambert
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Gaz - Complete