TheMortition
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Joined 06-24-10, id: 2417971, Profile Updated: 12-01-13
Author has written 19 stories for A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Halloween, Leprechaun, Jeepers Creepers, Scream, Hellraiser, Children of the Corn, Saw, Misc. Movies, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal, 13 Ghosts, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Mythology.

I'm just going to put this here. I know my earlier fanfictions kind of suck. This was when I was first writing fanfiction and stories. I know they could've been better but I have no motivation to edit them. If you think they suck, oh well.


100 Things on Me:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

There's one on my left arm I got when I was little from running around a heater (since then, I've developed a slight fear of fire). I also have a few faded scars on my left hand from scratching it repeatedly (not exactly proud of that...).

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Nothing. I want to hang a picture or two but I'm afraid of putting a nail in (I live in an apartment so I don't want to damage it D:).

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

As far as I know, no. Although, I can't say for sure. Maybe I'll film myself while sleeping and see what happens (thinks back to ghost shows, Tribe Twelve, and Marble Hornets).

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

I listen to almost everything. Often, I find myself listening to Vocaloids and Christian (Devotional?) music.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

12:25pm... Is it weird that I know this?

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

To be in a romantic relationship... and to finish my annoying homework...

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

The old days when I had time to do everything. What happened to those times? ._.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?

My laptop, iPod (I feel ashamed for saying that -_-), books, movies, drawings. I think that's it as far as possessions go.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

Around 5'5" but I may be an inch or so taller. It's been a while since my last physical exam.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

Sometimes... when I'm around too many people. For instance, when school starts back up or the holidays come around, taking me shopping is not a great idea.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Sometimes. It's not the dark I'm worried about. It's what's hiding within that scares me o.o

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

Myself. I tend to think negatively on certain thoughts and, at times, they bring me down into a wretched state.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

My mom always wore vanilla scented perfume when I was growing up, so I've come to love the smell.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

That's difficult for me to say... I've found myself being subconsciously attracted to blonds (no joke, every crush I had was a natural blond o.o) but I do like dark hair, too. And, no matter what, I'm in love with bright eyes. I don't know what it is but I find lighter hues in eyes beautiful!

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

... (thinks for a moment)... Shit... Knowing me, I'll probably be proposed to on my couch... after dinner... while watching The Golden Girls or Law & Order: SVU... with work in the morning... What? I'm being realistic here! XD

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Coffee. Energy drinks smell terrible and I don't have the stomach to try them (smell strongly affects my willingness to taste). Plus, the wondrous scent of coffee is so heavenly no matter what hour of the day! XD

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Pepperoni with extra cheese... lots and lots of extra cheese... *drools*

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Maybe pizza or a dessert of some kind. Preferably chocolate cake.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?

No. Or maybe I have? I could've been a cat in my past life, you know?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

Probably my laptop. I've been wanting one for years and now I'm rarely away from it.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

No. It looks cool, though (I'm weird; get over it).

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

I don't know. I like Old Navy if that counts.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

I have two Yorkshire Terriors. I really want a cat, though.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

Refer to the above answer.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Knowing me, I probably would. I'm that much of a hopeless romantic DX

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

When you're both alone and not preoccupied with anything. The less distractions, the better.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

13

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?

... *stares at question*... I don't care? I have no real preference when it comes to hair! D:

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

My mom's. Second most used number is my dad's. As you can see, I don't have this thing called a social life people keep telling me about.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

People. Very annoying, immature people. I also hate when I can't come up with ideas for a story. Worst. Feeling. In. The. World.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

No. I'd really like to, though.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Pizza, baked goods, Slenderman mythos or creepypasta updates. The usual.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

I met an old country music singer once and got his autograph. I don't remember his name but I gave it to my dad for his birthday. He was apparently a fan of the singer.

37. FIRST JOB?

Babysitting. Pretty much the only thing to do in the apartments.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

No. I'm scared I'll mess up or extremely offend the person I'm calling. I've thought about doing something freaky like on When A Stranger Calls or something, but I'd be afraid the person would somehow trace the call (that would be my freaking luck).

39. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?

I was listening to CreepsMcPasta read another creepypasta. He has such a nice voice (so do MrCreepyPasta and CreepyPastaJr).

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

No.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My ideas for stories. Sometimes people compliment my drawings.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

No. I thought I would need them at some point because my bottom teeth are a little crooked. But, I'll be fine.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Books... and an iTunes card... What? I love reading and downloading new songs! XD

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

Three at most. I know it sounds stereotypical but that's what I want.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

My first name was given to me by my dad who decided to name me after his mother. My mom, on the other hand, named me after Nicole Simpson. Yeah... she named me after a woman who was later murdered by (supposedly) her husband, O.J. Simpson. Thanks, Mom -_- Ah, but really, Nicole was an inspiration when she was alive so Mom wanted to give me her name with a special meaning behind it (the name itself means "victor of the people").

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

Yes. There's nothing wrong with that :)

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Pert Plus. What? I have dandruff. Plus, it smells good.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

It's all right... until I'm asked to sign my name in cursive. Then I revert back to fourth grade when I was learning how to write in cursive and it was okay if it looked terrible. Now, I wonder why we must sign legal document in cursive.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Ham or garlic bologna (regular bologna's good too but garlic makes things better).

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

I slightly grind my back teeth and curse like a sailor.

53 WHAT SONGS ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR IPOD?

I admit, I have two One Direction songs on my music player. Before you judge, let me explain. I'm not a fan of the boy band, I simply heard two songs on the radio and thought they were all right. They made me think about my Hetalia stories but, now that I've moved onto creepypasta, they're pretty much taking up space. See? It's just two songs. It's not like I'm a crazed fan or anything.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Yes! But... I wouldn't be able to approach me due to being an introvert... same for in reverse... But, damn it! We would be awesome friends! >:D

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

Just a little. Personalities matter more than looks. I mean, if I'm going to be with someone for a long time, I wouldn't want them to be a pretty douchebag.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

I try to write out my feelings or find a secluded place to scream. Half the time, I find myself bottling up my anger and letting it slowly dissolve inside me (not the best way to deal with strong emotions, I'll admit).

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

I guess the first home I grew up in; the house I lived in before my parents divorced.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

My many Barbie dolls. No, I didn't have a bunch of tea parties every weekend. My dolls went on adventures in a continuous story that had no ending! Even as a child, I was a story-teller ;)

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

It is 1:00 in the morning. I am not going to count those numbers. But, I'd estimate I have about 20-30 numbers on my phone, most of which are people I don't even contact anymore.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

Yes I was. My mom recalls that I was obsessed with the purple and green dinosaur. She also remembers my greater love for Winnie the Pooh.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

From time to time, yes. It's fun to use but can come across as annoying when used incorrectly.

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Macaroni and cheese all the way! :D

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY?

Acceptance, honesty, trust, loyalty. Those are most important to me... and if he can bake. What? A guy who can cook is rated high on my list! XD

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

When I was a kid, everyone called me "Coley" because I wanted to be addressed as "Nicole" (Please, for the love of God, don't address me as Nicole; I hate that name so much now).

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND?

If Vocaloids count, then they are. If not then I can't give you a definite answer. I used to listen to Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Evanescence, and Slipknot a lot but not so much now. I tend to listen to different artists now.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

Deadly Women, Law & Order: SVU, The Golden Girls. Basically, any show dealing with mystery, true crime, or sitcoms.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

I didn't take the SAT but ACT score was a 19. I scored highly on English but not so well with the rest. If they would only give us more time on the reading part, or at least give us something interesting to read, I'd make a better score.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Sometimes chocolate, sometimes vanilla. Mom, why can't we ever get the one with BOTH?! (I don't like strawberry so Neapolitan is never a good option).

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yes... O.o

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

If you consider walking a form of working out, then a few hours ago. If you mean in a work out room, about a month or two ago. I don't like doing things in front of others so I decided on walking outside instead.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

looks up* Don't mess with me questionnaire!!! DX

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

About 80 mph. My uncle was driving and I wanted to freaking kill him! DX

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

Why the hell not? It's fun! (if you enjoy answering questions, that is :3)

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

I'm listening to CreepsMcPasta read "Ronald McDonald House". You were expecting me to say "Triple Baka" or "Daughter of Evil", didn't you? X)

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Mountain Dew

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

... *thinks about it for a moment* My dad.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

I guess their clothes. I try not to look people in the face so I automatically notice their clothes first. But, other than that, I guess their hair.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG?

... Honestly, I don't think I have one...

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

People. Especially ignorant people. Sometimes people who disagree with my specific views.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

October or December. In October, it starts getting colder and Halloween comes at the end of the month. In December, it's really cold, the fall semester ends, and Christmas arrives near the end of the month :3

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

I guess my own sign: Taurus. And, maybe, the signs compatible with Taurus ;) (That explains why I keep talking about food XD)

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?

Dark brown.

86. EYE COLOR?

Hazel - light brown and light green mixed together. Everyone mistakes them for light brown because it's more noticeable than the green.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT?

Sonic! Although, I find myself always ordering dessert rather than a meal

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

Never tried it. I hope to some day.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?

This movie currently playing on my TV called... *presses info on the remote* Wake Wood. Apparently it's about two parents who lost their daughter, yet, she ends up being resurrected. They are given three days with her but - oh no! - there's something odd about her! We all know where this is going...

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

Halloween! I love dressing up and trying to scare small children! (No, I am not Slenderman!)

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

In middle school, I played the clarinet in our school band. I kind of wish I hadn't stopped playing it before high school. It's was really fun.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

I guess democrat. I lean more towards their views so I'll assume that's what I am.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Why can't I choose both :3 :D

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships! They are way more meaningful than one night stands!

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

A pack of cigarettes for my mom. While most fresh young adults buy cigarettes for their underage friends, I'm buying them for my mom. It's an odd existence I live, huh?

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

Me? Own a car? Wow, you're funny. My mom's the only one with a car. It looks old but it runs pretty nicely.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

Sadly, I have not been reading that many books. I've been preoccupied with creepypasta, writing fanfiction, and watching YouTube videos. I used to read all the time... What's happened to me? O_o

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

Wait... I actually have one of those?


It's fun, entertaining, easy, and I do admit it can piss you off sometimes. Re-post this if you think stereotypes are a waste of breath (And just stupid!). Mine are the ones in bold. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate stereotypes. Also, I got really bored and started making comments next to them. So, sorry if they either scare, disturb, or annoy you. A lot of these are me just smarting off. Have fun.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (Are you serious? Don't you DARE get me started on this!)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Bull shit! It's those who physically and continuously verbally opose it who deserve to go to Hell!)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (There are a lot of things about the Southern stereotype that I am not. There is just too much to talk about on that subject)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (No sex until marriage people!)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Alcohol tastes and smells like crap. I also can't eat grapes so I probably can't even drink wine. There's a very high possibility that I won't get drunk because of this)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (No, but I do like to wear dark colors. Not just black)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (That's not why I'm gay)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (They're pretty but I'm not interested)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Yes, wearing what I find comfortable is a sign that I'm a poser)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (Like I care if you're Jewish or of a different race)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
(Actually, they're lesbians and who cares?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Well, excuse me for prefering the old ways)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Well, there's a little thing called HUNGER)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
(Oh, I'm not ugly. People just think I'm weird. Besides, there's no one I like at the moment)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Why the hell do I want to be like everybody else? That's stupid and boring!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (You'd be surprised)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Sort of. I'm allergic to the sun, though so I can't help that)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Yeah, homophobes, religious people, and normalish kids absolutely LOVE me)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
(There's a thing called resisting peer-presure and it's not that hard!)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
(Art is art no matter what it is or if it doesn't look like much)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(Yeah, I admit that applies to me but I do have friends. I just don't talk to people much)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
(It's my humor and if you don't like it, just stare at me weirdly so I can laugh more)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Okay, there is NOTHING wrong with being defensive about something/someone!)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (There is nothing wrong with crossdressing. It's really awesome!)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
(Well, my drawings look kind of like it. Oh, and that's a compliment to me XD)
I am a FAN
GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Hell, I know they're fake so there's nothing wrong with it)
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WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (I read it. I'm a little perverted. Oh, you do know that means turning something normal into something ugly right? So, I am perverted but not always sexually)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Yes I am actually, but my creative mind makes up for it. It's going to help me a lot more than physical strength)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
(I don't apply to any of this. I'm surprised that the word 'ignorent' isn't included in this)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Oh, I'm not emo, I'm just screwed up in the head and like to express it through drawing and writing)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Ummm, there's a thing called DON'T HAVE SEX!!!)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Apparently so or else I wouldn't be taking the time to do this)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (At least I don't take it too far)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
(Unfortunately, no)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I have no idea what I did in my past life but I don't get out much so I have no idea what I'm doing to harm the Earth. Besides scaring people, I'm not doing much)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (What do I care? Popularity has nothing to do with life unless you want to be a celebraty)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
(Okay, since when was it wrong to care about the environment?!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
(Mary-Sues are no fun. My characters are at least relatable)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
(Ummmm, there's other things I'd rather talk about than go back and forth about sex and trying to get aroused. It's much easiler to have a sex partner you trust. Not some stranger off the internet who could be a murderer, rapist, or pervert)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Reading makes you smarter!)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
(Yeah, sure. I'm the misguided one. Look at the idiots who told us we'd all die in 2012. I'm definately wrong about EVERYTHING I believe in!)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
(Yaoi is great)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
(Obviously, or why else am I doing this?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Oh, blame me because I love to write and will one day become an author!)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (Sue me for what I'm attracted to! It's not my fault straight guys are cute as well)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I'm Catholic. I think that's good enough)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I at least keep it to myself. I'll do it around my friends sometimes to annoy them)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
(I only check several times then freak out a little if there's something wrong. They won't publish books if there's a hundred errors everywhere!)
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (Well hell yeah, I'm having problems. Does that mean I HAVE to tell you?)
I disagree with my parents, so I must be an ungrateful spoiled brat.
(It's because I'm different. That's all. I can't help that we have differences. We're not perfect, so get over it!)

I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.

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SAW: Instant Messaging by Mistress Of The Macabre reviews
Instant messaging with some of the characters from Saw. Insanely random. Rated M for language. Enjoy!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
I've Been Watching by xXSlasherXx reviews
Royce Clayton, AKA, The Torn Prince, has had his eye a certain psychic for a while. How much torture must he endure until he is able to be with him? Slash, Royce/Dennis.
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
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Beautiful reviews
Avery is a young proxy of Slenderman's who was sent to meet an old friend of his. That friend happened to be Jeff the Killer and he did more than meet him. They nearly killed each other. However, Jeff thinks he can help Avery become better by training with him. The only problem is Jeff aggravates Avery. Jeff the Killer/OC. Rated T for cursing and violence.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,213 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/19/2013
Sweet Nightmares reviews
After the Irish War for Independence ends, England begins having dreams of his older brother, the Republic of Ireland. The good thing is that his older brother is happy and loves him. The bad thing is that the real Ireland still resents him and is suffering. Which is better? The Ireland in his dreams or the Ireland in real life? Rated T for cursing and violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
I Love You, Deartháir Beag reviews
Ireland and England are still having complications years after the Irish War of Independence. Now, in a more modern time, a little decision of England's causes the two brothers to commit to a forbidden act. Can England put aside his feelings of having Ireland back in the United Kingdom or will he push him away from him forever? Rated M for later chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Lasagna is Always the Answer reviews
A little game of seven minutes in heaven leaves Ireland wondering if Italy truly wants to be in a relationship with him. Although, when things start to look up, another surprise awaits them. One Ireland isn't sure he can take. Rated T just in case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,233 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - N. Italy - Complete
Exorcise Me With Your Possession reviews
Humans and demons were never suppose to belong. That is until one regular night turns a teenaged boy's world upside down. Who knew demonic possession could turn out like this? Rated M for later chapters. This is based off Pazuzu from The Exorcist.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Complete
At Least Someone Cares reviews
The ghost of a murdered boy wanders around looking for his killer. He ends up in the middle of Cyrus' cruel plan for the ghosts. What happens when a certain ghost catches his eyes. Maybe even more? JackalXOC two-shot!
13 Ghosts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Expect the Unexpected reviews
This is just a collection of one-shot requests. They're mainly about love between horror movie killers and OCs. Some are just rated T but some will be M. I am going to stop making one-shots now to concentrate on future stories. Enjoy what is in here...
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,290 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
It's All Your Fault! reviews
A boy's best friend is the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman kind of likes to screw things up sometimes. Rated T for language.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Complete
Something Besides A Torture Freak reviews
I have yet to see anyone do a love story on the Chatterer. With love and torture involved in this crazy story, take a look at what's to be or not to be expected. Especially who Chatterer's lover is. This is rated T for cursing & violence, M for later on.
Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Chatterer - Complete
What's the Difference? reviews
Between the hunger for human flesh and the hunger for love. Hannibal hasn't been caught and is still a psychiatrist. He meets a young girl and gnaws at her secret past. What does he find out about this girl? What will he do to her in the end?
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
It's More Than A Game reviews
Let's say John Kramer had another chance at love. Who would he choose to fall in love with? Could it be the girl in this story who has a sick obsession with torture? We'll find out. Rated T for cursing. Yeah, the summary sucks. I know this.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jigsaw - Complete
I'm In Love With The Boy Who Killed My Parents reviews
Okay, so Isaac may not have killed anyone but he was the mastermind behind the whole thing. A cute little love story between Isaac and an OC. Rated T for some cursing.
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Complete
Pain or Desire? reviews
When a girl opens the Lament Configuration, she ends up helping the Cenobites find other souls to torture. Though she can let anyone die by their hands, the Cenobites find ways to still hurt her. It all comes down to one thing: Torture or love? Rated T&M.
Hellraiser - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Pinhead - Complete
It's All Entertaing Until Someone's Killed reviews
Ghostface makes a strange horror obsessed girl his accomplice. He is one for secrets but there's something he's keeping from this girl. By the way, this is a different Ghostface because it's a love story. Think of why I did this before hating me. Rated T.
Scream - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
What Do You Want From Me? reviews
As it's told, the Creeper has something he wants from all of his victims. And if one victim was kept alive while the others around her are dead, the one question remains. What does he want from her? Rated both T and M for cursing and mature themes.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
Something Stronger Then Greed reviews
Okay, this is a weird love story with the Leprechaun. It's a weird story but that's fine. We need a little bit of weirdness sometimes. Rated T cursing and M for a later chapter.
Leprechaun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
The Faithful Holiday For My Tortured Soul reviews
There are psychos in the world. Some are locked away, some escape to the outside world. Michael escaped but he acidently took someone with him. She's not supose to be outside either. What does Michael do with her? Rated T for cursing. M for later on.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Michael M. - Complete
Separation Is Impossible reviews
Jason had a friend at camp before he drowned. She never forgot him either. She was forced to come back but still remembered him. But does he remember her? Can death really make two people separate? Rated T for cursing.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
Escape From Reality reviews
Everyone's heard of Freddy Krueger. Even if the parents choose not to believe he's back, one girl has no choice but to when he appears in her dreams. As their friendship turns to love, what problems will arise? Rated T for cursing. M for later chapters.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,109 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete