Hi! I'm working on a new story, My Dark Secret, and there is a poll up for it, so if you want to vote for it, please feel free. Please offer constructive feedback to my stories, and please nobody say, YOU SUCK, or THIS BLOWS, because it won't deter me, i'll just take off your comment and get on with writing. I already let one person's nasty comments get under my skin, a while ago, and because of it, I didn't write for a really long time. That's what happened with my last story. But this time, I'm Back, I'm Better, and I'm NOT giving up!
My Dark Secret Outfits:
50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:
1.) what color is your toothbrush?
Green and White
2.) Name one person who made you smile today:
My BEST friend, Sharalyn
3.) What were you doing at 8 am this morning:
At school, being bored to death
4.) what were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Writing for Fan Fiction
5.) What is your favorite candy bar?
6.) Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, and I don’t want to
7.) What is the last thing you said aloud?
Just workin’ on my profile, Gramps!
8.) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
9.) What was the last thing you had to drink?
Tru Mu Chocolate Milk
10.) Do you like your wallet?
Nope, I LOVE it
11.) What was the last thing you ate?
Spicy Chicken Sandwich with cake
12.) Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
13.) The last sporting event you watched?
I hate sports, so NONE
14.) What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
REALLY buttery coated with salt. Mmmm
15.) Who is the last person you sent a text message too?
It’s been about a year, but I think my friend Cory
16.) Ever go camping?
17.) Do you take vitamins daily?
18.) Do you go to church every Sunday?
Does church class count?
19.) Do you have a tan?
No I burn and Peel
20.) Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
21.) Do you drink your soda with a straw?
22.) What did your last text message say?
No fucking idea
23.) What are you doing tomorrow?
25.) Look to your left, what do you see?
My annoying sister and brother asking to play on my I-Pod
26.) What color is your watch?
27.) What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Down Under, Mate!
28.) What is your birthstone?
October, so Opal
29.) Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the Drive-Thru?
Both, but mostly Drive-Thru
30.) What is your favorite number?
Any number 1- Infinity
31.) Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
My bud, Sharalyn
32.) Any plans today?
No! *hums the Lazy Song*
33.) How many states have you lived in?
34.) Biggest annoyance right now?
35.) Last song listened to?
Pretty Girl Rock
36.) Can you say the alphabet backwards
Yeah, give me an hour
37.) Do you have a maid service clean your house?
No, but I wish
38.) Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
A torn old pair of black Starter sneakers. Comfy!
39.) Are you jealous of anyone?
40.) Is anyone jealous of you?
Don’t THINK so
41.) Do you love anyone?
Do crushes count?
42.) Do any of your friends have children?
44.) Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
45.) Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
I change the way I say it. Does that count?
46.) What color is your car?
Not old enough, but I'd want a black car
47.) Do you like cats?
48.) Are you thinking about someone right now?
49.) Have you ever been to Six Flags?
50.) How did you get your worst scar?
I was playing with my dad’s lighter and melting a thin plastic rod, when a glob fell off and hit my hand. Now I have a circle in between my pointer and middle knuckle on my right hand.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Copy this to your profile if you are against abortion!!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: My life.
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
I LOVE THESE THINGS
If you are so obsessed with the series you can practically quote parts of the book (or chapters), copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something twice, and when someone said something, you had no recollection of saying it either time, copy and paste to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
7.) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
8.) Dont use any punctuation
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12.) Sing along at the opera.
13.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
14.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
16.) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
17.) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
19.) Tell your children over dinner "Due to the economy, we are
20.) And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity…
What a boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers
When she re-posts this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her; call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid
Give her the world; let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who’ll lie under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead.
Who keeps your picture in his wallet.
Who wants to show you off to the world even when you’re in sweatpants.
Who holds your hand in front of all his friends.
Who thinks you’re beautiful without makeup.
One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you.
The one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!