Author has written 12 stories for D N Angel, Beyblade, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Death Note.
Hey all, Pheo typing.
With school and life, I've had little to no inspiration to write, and I really and truly apologize. I wish I could keep writing like I used to, but sadly, it's not going to happen. I'm sure I'll be able to complete all of my stories, so don't worry, but I'm also going to be focusing a lot more on a novel that I've been working on for quite a long time, as well as several other things that might eventually find their way onto fictionpress. If anyone reads this, I'd like to thank you for the support, whether you just found out who I am or if you've been following me for quite a while. Hopefully when summer comes I'll be back again, at least for a bit.
Anyway, I hope I'll be able to delete this huge message soon and update all of my stories at once, but if not... Well, it'll get done eventually. Thanks again.
Now, since you're here, I suppose you want to know about me. If you don't, keep scrolling, I've got lots of quotes and quips to keep you entertained. (And some stories, if you go down far enough or click that 'hide bio' button in the top right.) If you do actually want to learn about me, feel free to read on.
Also, in case this isn't obvious, THIS PROFILE CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!! I figured I should at least warn you here, just in case.
Name: Pheo (the Flame is just a title.) Honestly though, I'll respond to any of my OC's names, seeing as how they're all a part of me...
Age: Under 100, but older than 6. And it's legal for me to write on this site, thank you very much! :)
Gender: Female (In case it wasn't obvious)
Hair color: Red, with a black streak in the bangs. I've finally stopped dying the ends; they were just too hard to keep looking nice.
Eye color: Blue, with little hazel spots near the center.
Most interesting fact about my appearence: Apparently I look like everyone's cousin. (I'm serious. People I barely know will tell me this. It kinda creeps me out.)
Personal motto: Never forget. This was something that I was supposed to come up with for a club I'm in, and I finally decided on 'never forget' because memories really make a person into who they are. So for better or worse, don't ever forget, because what you remember will make you a stronger person. Or insane. But that's cool too.
Other websites: Fiction Press: I'm Pheo the Flame on there too. I've got quite a few poems and the beginning of a story up, reveiws are coveted. Here's the link, if you're interested: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/779581/Pheo_the_Flame
Any and all social network sites: I don't have any, since I'm not particularly social...
Youtube: Wish I did, but sadly, no.
Email: If you want to talk to me, send me a PM. Sorry if I sound rude, but I'm just not into giving out personal stuff like that. But please, do PM me. I love talking to people. :)
Anything else: If it's not listed, I'm probably not there. Sorry!
More about me: Well, since you probably want to know... I'm just your average computer-crazed, anime loving, rather anti-social girl. I do have to balance writing with school (bleh) and anything else that happens to come my way, so if at any time I stop updating without any reason, there you have it. I can be overly sarcastic at times, occasionally ruin the english language (thank God for the spell check on microsoft word...) and about a million and ten other things, including talking to anime characters and inanimate objects. Though I tend to lean more towards the dark and... well, bloody version of reality in my writing, I truly do wish every day for world peace. Oh, and all this time I've forgotten to mention that I am a hopeless romantic. Seriously. Hopeless.
You still want more? Um... let's see... I've played French horn for six years now, I horseback ride, don't have too many friends who I can talk to about fanfics and anime and the like but still, I cope. Sorta. I'm not really sure what my family thinks of my anime/manga obssession, but at the same time, they let me read/watch it, so it doesn't matter that much. *Shrug*
To sum that up, I am crazy, tactless, scatterbrained, and downright odd. A normal human being, if you will, though I'm still not positive on the existance of normality.
Favorite Bands: Don't get me started. I'll listen to just about anything, so long as it's not rap. I'm not too fond of country either, but if there's nothing else to listen to, I did grow up listening to it on the radio pretty often, so I can sing along to a lot of semi-older country songs.
I can't really pick a favorite band or artist, but my top three would have to be Emilie Autumn, Nightwish, and a tie between Story of the Year and Owl City.
I also frequently listen to The Lostprophets, Skillet, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Taylor Swift, All Time Low, The Killers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Evanescence, VersaEmerge, Dragonforce (only when I'm writing fight scenes), Sum 41, Linkin Park, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Offspring, Hey Monday, Green Day, the Vocaloids, We are the Fallen, and I've recently gotten into dubstep and other EDM (electronic dance music) such as Skrillex and Deadmau5... the list goes on and on and on and on... (Rolling Stones reference that I didn't get until about a year after I typed it... *sigh*)
To me, the genre of music doesn't matter as much as the emotions the music conveys to me. So if you have any music that you love and would like me to listen to, PM me!
Likes: Fire, gum, typing, horses, sleeping late, fan-fiction, those copy and paste thingies, Krad, quotes, getting reviews, Satoshi (like a brother), music that describes exactly how I feel (which is extremely hard to find), Pon and Zi comics, anime in general, gum (so much I put it up twice!), DN Angel, Mello, Matt, L, Vocaloids, that my dislikes list is longer than this, my OC's, (sorry, I just love them all so much), random inspirations that give birth to pretty darn cool stories (check out The Wolf and the Angels; I dreamed about being an invisible wolf trapped in a castle) ... I'll put more up later.
Dislikes: Dark (curse the pervert!), anything minty, people who don't understand that when I say "I'm writing" I mean, "I'm writing, so don't make me lose my train of thought by interrupting me", when the computer crashes when I'm in the middle of something, the people who intimidate me, when I can't type, stupid loud obnoxious people (depending on my mood, cause sometimes I'm one of 'em.) spoilers (and I read way to many of them), Takada from Death Note, when the up arrow key on my keyboard freezes, that the left shift key on my keyboard jams and capitalizes everything I type, the color pink... again, there will probably be more to come.
Hates: Justin Bieber, LIGHT YAGAMI!!!! and virtually all rap music. I also am not fond of orange pens. Not the color orange, but orange pens. To add to the list, I hate annoying people, people who can't take a hint, and when annoying people can't take a hint and shut up (it happens so often I just want to scream! :)
Hi, Pheo here. I know I've been doing a pretty lousy job with updating lately, and I can't really blame anyone or anything but myself. I've been running really low on inspiration lately, but DO NOT WORRY. Seriously, I would sooner die than leave my stories unfinished, so I promise that no matter what happens I will keep updating.
The Eternal Maiden II- DN Angel: Chapter twelve is up, and I have a strange feeling that there is going to be a fight scene in the next chapter.
The Wolf and the Angels-DN Angel: Chapter twelve is out, it's kind of a filler chapter, but at the same time, I think it was alright. I've also started on chapter thirteen.
Automail Eyes- Fullmetal Alchemist: Chapter five has been posted, and I got to have a lot of fun writing it. Expect lots of blood in chapters to come.
Nyan Cat- Beyblade: Chapter three is finished, however I'm probably putting it on haitus for the time being. HOWEVER, if you have ideas, please feel free to submit them; I will take this off hiatus to write any requested chapters!
Pheo's Poetry Packet-DN Angel: Really, this is just a collection of poems for DN Angel and my OC's from TEM and TEM II. Poems six and seven have been posted, about Emiko and Daisuke, respectively.
When Fate Pulled Us Back- DN Angel: A collab fic between Fate12343 and myself, following the adventures of two 'average' girls, Monica Cregg and Nevaeh Kastelic. Except... they aren't exactly average...
Escaping Normal- DN Angel: Chapter three is up, it's slow going with chapter four. Don't worry though, I really like Losira; and I won't abandon her!
Marksmaid- Death Note: I'm going to keep this going, after I got it edited I found a spur of inspiration and wrote most of Laura's backstory. It will present itself in pieces before the main portion of each chapter. Chapter five is up!
Scarlet, or Dranzer?- Beyblade: Alright. If anyone is still following this story (and I don't blame you if you aren't) I think it's time for me to admit that it's got a pretty weak plotline. I'm going to completely rewrite it. I won't take it down or start posting new chapters until I have all original thirteen chapters rewritten, just so that I can keep myself motivated to do so. I'm going to be keeping the very basic plotline, and most of the middle chapters will be the same, but it just... it just needs a complete overhaul.
Ketsuraku- Death Note: Wow... only just realized I didn't have something for this fic on here... awkward... anyway, it isn't dead, however, I'm having a hard time finishing chapter four. It's so close it makes me want to scream, but it's not quite there. I might delete bits here and there and make it presentable in a different way, because I've somewhat forgotten the original plot... HOWEVER, IT WILL BE CONTINUED.
Stories I'm considering publishing at some point in my life.
Beyond Backup- Death Note: Involving BB, my own crazy pyschopath Zen, and her twin sister, A. I know, I know, another BB and A story... but I had to try my own twist on it. It will, when finished, be awesome, and supernatural, and homicidal (on B and Z's part), with a large dose of downright weird.
The Fallen Angel's Prophecy- DN Angel: A fallen angel, destined to fly, framed by his father and exiled to die. How will Krad escape the horrible fate that has befallen him after he is falsely accused of murdering his mother and brother? (OC's, no decided pairings, character death, etc...) I want this one to be perfect, which means I'll probably rewrite it three times before I get around to posting it.
Escaping the Past -Beyblade: I did have this posted for a bit, but it looked terrible. It needs to be rewritten, and I probably won't put it back up for a while. However, I will eventually re-write and post it again.
The Arctic King- Redwall: ... Haha, you expected something here? You don't get the summary for this until I start posting chapters! (But it's about Redwall Abbey, a gang of vermin, and a king of the Arctic Isles and his exiled sister.)
I Want to Kill You- Beyblade: I guess it all started at that Starbucks, when Rei handed me that newspaper. And then... well, a trip to Russia, and it all went downhill. My name is Karei. I'm the Blitzkrieg Boys' maid, and this is my story.
These will probably come out in the order listed. I'm not sure though.
The Eternal Maiden- DN Angel: It's over. It is completely and totally done, and I'm SO HAPPY!!!!! I'm really going to throw in a few shockers for part II, I hope. Oh, and please don't forget Krad's sword and Gray's necklace... and well, try to remember some of the smaller details of the story. They had a reason. (No more spoilers now...)
Animes I'm watching currently, or have finished:
DN Angel: What can I say about this that doesn't make me sound like a crazy fangirl? Probably nothing, but oh well. I'll try. DN Angel is the first anime I watched that I really fell in love with. I do wish they had let the anime follow the manga, because the anime was only one season and Krad's english voice actor is amazing. Haha, that needs saying. As you can see, I'm a Krad fan. But anyway... This is probably the first anime I'd suggest to you if you asked me for a list of shows. I just loved it. It's got a bit of romance, and enough fight scenes to keep me entertained. :) And, Krad is awesome.
Fullmetal Alchemist: So far, I'm loving it, and have read every volume of the manga. I am trying my best to catch up with the anime, but so far it's not really working... Still though, completely awesome manga and anime. I love the idea of automail and alchemy.
Death Note: Ohgosh, this is probably one of the best animes I have watched in a long time. If you're looking for an amazing murder mystery and a deadly game of cat and mouse, not to mention amazing animation and characters, this is definitley the show for you.
Wolf's Rain: This was something a friend suggested to me. About halfway through watching it, it was taken off of YouTube; luckily I found another uploader and finished it. (So, just to warn you, you may have trouble finding it if you watch all your anime on YouTube like I do.) Wolf's Rain is an amazingly beautiful story, and I would watch it again in a heartbeat. (This holds true for every other anime I watch/review, of course...)
Deadman Wonderland: If you would love to watch a short, dark series about an amusement park run by prisoners, this is an anime that I'm sure you'd love. It's only got twelve episodes though... so be warned!
Animes I want to watch, and haven't gotten around to yet
Inuyasha: I just have to remember to start this one day... it sounds and looks really good.
Ouran High School Host Club: Soul Maiden24 and I were talking about this, and I really want to watch it, but... I hate to keep making excuses, but if I start watching anime I'll start neglecting my stories...
Quotes... (Oh, and just to warn you, I tend to make comments about some of these... feel free to ignore those)
Behind every beautiful thing is some kind of pain.
All who rise and attack me shall fall but those who fall to protect me shall rise.
The world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus.
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don’t get it.
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. –Mitch Hedburg
The dumber people think you are,
WE’RE NOT RETREATING!!! We’re attacking in the other direction!
What is this… normal that you speak of?
If the pen is the mightiest weapon, then animated movies must be nuclear bombs.
Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
I love poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.
There is no greater motivation than revenge – Mello
Hey, wanna sign my Deathnote?
The surest sign intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Error: There is no keyboard connected to this computer. Please press F1 to continue.
SCREW THE WAR IN IRAQ! WE NEED TO CATCH VOLDEMORT!!!
Welcome to my world. It's called Insanity and it has a population of ninety-eleven.
"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[pasdlgkhasdasdf." Lemony Snicket
Did you hear? Something normal is around! Let's poke it with a leek!
Tornadoes actually don't exist. I just hate trailer parks.
We sell pepperspray, shot guns and suger free fudge! (I'll take two cans of pepperspray, as many shotguns as you can put in this sack, and... wait, sugar free fudge? I'll pass.)
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles Schultz
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. (According to Mello)
Follow your own path, and if anyone tries to follow, quickly fix a hidden trap behind you. (Ya hear that Dark? Huh?)
Teamwork is essential. It gives people somone else to shoot at. (Yep, there's Laura in a nutshell)
In the begining, there was nothing. Which exploded. (This makes me snicker.)
She whispers, "I'm afraid of falling." He smiles. "I have wings."
I had a boyfriend once, but then he filed through the handcuffs and got away. :D (Yeah, no. I've never had a boyfriend. But quite a funny quote, ne?)
A fallen angel, destined to fly, broken and crazy, but too strong to cry. (If this doesn't describe Krad, nothing does)
I'm nothing but a lone wolf, misunderstood and labeled to be dangerous. (Except maybe this)
No rest for the insane. (Or this if you really think about it)
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
Reality is a nice place, but I'll be moving out soon. (Yes! Yesyesyesyesyes! I've been excepted to Azumano High School! Now, all I have to do is figure out how to get into a different world...)
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you and says, "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your iPod?"
Be unique- Because the last time someone decided everyone should be the same, 11 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!!!!
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says that if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of heaven.
It's you and me against the world... We attack at dawn.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted; then used against you.
Those who live by the sword... Get shot by those who don't. (Oh... Gray, if only you'd known.)
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. (I understand this philosophy perfectly)
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and she got away.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. (Yep. That's a sure sign...)
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... (Well, at least L tried it...)
I don't care about what you're doing so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
It's always darkest before dawn...so if you're gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
"There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt."
They locked you in?"
I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
You're like my sister...half sister...weird kid that lives down the street that eats nothing but mayonnaise on Saltines?
"If you can't beat them, join them, if you can't join them, bribe them, if you can't bribe them, BLACKMAIL them."
"If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable!"
"I have a million excuses, which one do you want to hear?" (Number 3,098 please)
Deck the halls with gasoline, fa la la la la, la la la la. Light a match and run and scream, fa la la la la, la la la la. Watch the whole school burn to ashes, fa la la, fa la la, la la la. Aren't cha glad you played with matches, fa la la la la, la la la la!!! (This has GOT to be my all time favorite quote. One winter I plan to skip around school singing this.)
Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail friends!
I'm going off to find myself. If you see me before I get back, please tell me where I'll be. Thanks.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Which I doubt will be very long.)
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but love will kill me first.
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. God... how I wish I had an eraser right now.
Life is a play... and it seems as though I've lost the script.
I wonder what happens when I press this button?
If the world is my stage, where does the audience sit?
I'm not a LOVER or a FIGHTER, but I will FIGHT for what I LOVE.
You can take my family, but don't take the donuts!
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
Chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you.
EMO= extravagantly made origami
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand
For Sale:One heart. Horrible condition. Will take anything for it. Please, just cut it out of my chest and end this suffering. (Sorta weird, but wow... does this ever sum up some of my days...)
My Quotes: Yep, these are mine, if you are going to use them, please just keep my name at the end of them. Thanks!
Life. It makes sense if you don't think about it. -Pheo the Flame (someone may have said this before me, now that I think of it...)
I have a dirty mind. I tried pouring water in my ear, but all I got was an ear infection. -Pheo the Flame
I'd like to point something out. Fans of The Grateful Dead are called "Deadheads". Fans of Emilie Autumn are called "Plague Rats". Metal fans in general are called "Metalheads". (I think) So why are Justin's fans called "Bieleibers"? Do they "Bieleibe" he's going to be able to write music one day? -Pheo the Flame (Sorry Beliebers, I'm just pointing out some fact here.)
Mothers are the best invention before sliced bread. Because admit it, sliced bread is pretty awesome. -Pheo the Flame (Don't ask what was on my mind that day)
Writers block: the occurance of a plot bunny running into a brick wall. -Pheo the Flame
These aren't quotes, exactly, but they are funny! (Or true...)
(:3= This is Rupert the Walrus. Help Rupert travel the world by posting this onto your profile.
L. Toboe. Maes Hughes. They all died in the twenty-fifth episode of their respective animes. WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE TWENTY-FIFTH EPISODE?????? IS THERE SOME SORT OF MORBID AGREEMENT BETWEEN ANIMATORS??????? (Dark and Krad made it to the twenty-sixth, but… I think it was just because they couldn’t make episode twenty-five an hour long.) (Just a small observation I made after poor Hughes' death...) (And there are probably more, but this is all I know.)
I am the girl who sits alone on field trips, the one who prefers the company of her notebook, at times, to the company of her friends. I am the girl who loves immersing herself in worlds that aren't her own, and that no one she knows fully understands. I am the one who refuses to talk, yet needs to tell others about her problems. I am the one who feels like she isn't missed when she's gone, the one who is simply 'there', the one who isn't popular and only barely gets through each day.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. (Krad, but he left me for Gray, so now it's Mello!) (Actually, I could name all of my crushes I've had on fictional characters over the years, but I would end up scaring you.)
If you like to write, copy this into your profile. (Of course I like to write. If I didn't, I wouldn't be here right now.)
98 percent of the Internet population has a Myspace. If you are part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile. (What's the point? Fanfic is my Myspace, Facebook, and Twitter all in one!)
If you have the tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile. (Hello me! Oh, hello, how are you? I'm fine, and me? Great. How was my day? Fine, and mine? Just as good.)
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.), copy this into your profile
92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Put this into your profile if you are part of the 8 that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh God... Rue!) (And Mello and Matt and Toboe and Maes Hughes and SO MANY OTHERS!!!!!) (But especially Maes. Even thinking about it makes me tear up.)
If you don't have a boyfriend and are proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're already getting sick of that quiz thingy (the one that says 'page locked') popping up whenever you come to fanction.net, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (At least, I don't think I'm dead)
If you don't have a myspace and you don't want a myspace , copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Mikuru Hitachi, Kura and Hana, CrimsonLaurana, Pheo The Flame
If you want wings and powers (I hope you do) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a Nightwish-a-holic and proud of it, copy and paste this dangit! (I freakin love them!)
If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you secretly wish that mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile. (Actually, it's not that much of a secret.)
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books and/or mangas, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you will never understand why everyone loves Twilight copy this into your profile. (Thank you!!!!!!!!!)
If you are ever tempted to pick up a feather on the street because it reminded you of DN Angel, then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile. (One day, I'll find out how to get there...)
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.
If you are secretly (or not so much so) addicted to ketchup, copy and paste this into your profile.
Cancer is a strange cell. Going along for years in remission and then one day it pops its head up again. If you ever have it you will never be free of it.
Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.
Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer.
Please post this on your Profile.
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence
YOUR GUY SIDE:(the Bold are the things that I like)
You love hoodies.
The 6 truths of life...
1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. You just tried to do the above.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.
5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD
You know you're obsessed with anime when...
1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom.
2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.
3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. (Krad, what's your blood type? And birthday? *Continues asking questions until shot by beam of magic*)
4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).
5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga.
6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over their carpet.
7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!
8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.
9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. (Make that blonde...)
10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.
11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.
12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.
13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.
14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".
15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.
16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.
17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.
18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.
19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.
20. You waste countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look..
21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.
22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.
23 You buy shuriken or kunai.
24 You speak in subtitles. (Explain how you would do this. Please.)
25. You prefer anime over real life.
26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.
27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.
28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.
29. You cosplay daily.
You say vampire movies? I'm gonna reply 'DN Angel'.
You say your dream guy's Jacob Black? Mine's Krad Hikari.
You say Edward Cullen? I say Edward Elric FTW!!!!!
You say Stephenie Meyer? I scream Yukiru Sugisaki!
You wanna sprout fangs? I'm hoping for wings.
You say Twilight? I say "What the... dude. There's this invention called anime."
If you're sick of people obsessing over Twilight, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name. (And a comment as well, if ya wish.) -Pheo The Flame
Intelligent girls are more depressed
Because they know what the world is really like
Don't think for a beat it makes it better when you sit her down and tell her
Everything is gonna be alright
She knows in life she'll be
A devil or an angel with no in between
She speaks in the third person
So she can forget that she's me...
If you actually know who Emilie Autumn IS, and love her music, copy and paste this to your profile! If you don't, go listen to and spread her music around! Become a plague rat!
So yeah... hope you liked those, they're some of my favorites. I'd put more up, but I don't want to bore you. Thanks for reading this, and I'm sorry it's so long... But, since you've read all the way to the bottom... Here. Have a cookie. Or some fudge. Or... um... *looks through cupboards* I've got nutella, too! (I'm a chocolate addict too; guess I forgot to mention...)