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i like snark, fluff, and HEAs.

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Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,047 - Reviews: 2675 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 1,436 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alaska by Anton M reviews
Complete. For two years, Bella's had a cotton candy romance going on with her taciturn best friend. In her head. So after catching bits and pieces of Edward's unusual upbringing, Bella pays a visit to Alaska. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 104,192 - Reviews: 4024 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14887 - Favs: 7,813 - Follows: 7,039 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Decking The Halls by Vican reviews
One store to decorate. One night to get it done. And one Edward who definitely isn't distracting because he's 100 percent not cute or funny at all. Nope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,619 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 98 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Diary of an Ugly Girl by Anton M reviews
Complete. Follow Bella as she grows from a bullied little girl into a sassy young woman. After all, it's not about what you're looking at, it's about what you see. An unorthodox story about best friends and their journey. Humor/Angst/Friendship/Romance. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 289,228 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Capital E, Everything by fortheloveofdaisies reviews
Meet Edward and Bella, two best friends who share some stupid jokes, a lot of silly banter, and even more sexual repression. A story about standing on the edge of a leap that could risk, well, everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,444 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Bella, Edward
The Violet Hour by SparrowNotes24 reviews
"As the days blurred by, his presence stirring up something inside of me, I couldn't decide who had affected me more. The storm. Or him." A story of finding passion when you least expect it. A collab from Sparrownotes24 and VampiresHaveLaws. 1st Place Public Vote, 1st Place Judges' Vote, and Judges' Pick in The Blue Watch Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,139 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Bella, Edward
Amare Sine Timore by rubyblue9696 reviews
They'd been dancing around each other for years. Around 'them'. He remembers that final straw that broke their camel's back. And, he's never going to break his promise… so that she won't ever break her own. An Edward and Bella one-shot for the Mark Me One-Shot Contest (canceled). WARNING: Over 18 Only and You Know Exactly Why! LOL! Language/Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,479 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Game On by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward thinks he can convince Bella to marry him by denying her sex? The boy's got another thing coming. A story of patience, love, and baseball. 1st Place Judges' Choice and 3rd Place Readers' Choice for Pop the Question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3800 - Favs: 3,881 - Follows: 3,266 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete