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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Gundam Wing/AC.

"This is me, no one else. I am way to weird to be normal- and I have all the fun!"

97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from
Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one
of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU
SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile.


ANNOUNCEMENTS

So my story The End got removed, still not sure why, as it is WAY more censored than More. Trying to see how best to put it back up...


You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you like slash, femslash, yoai and yuri and you don't know how the fuck that happened, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that woud be laughing their butts off.

Controversial Issues:
1)
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

You know you're an 80s kid if:

You ever ended a sentence w/ the word "SIKE"
You watched Pound Puppies
You can sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on "Blossom"
Two words: M.C.Hammer
If you ever watched Fraggle Rock
You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.
You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales"

It was actually worth getting up on Sat morning to watch cartoons
You wore a ponytail on the side of your head
You saw "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen
You played the game MASH (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
You can remember what Michael Jackson REALLY looked like
You ever wondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf

You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets
You ever owned a pair of jelly shoes (and probably in neon colors)
After Pee-Wee's Big Adventures you kept saying "I know you are but what am I"
You ever got seriously injured on a Slip-n-slide
You had a Skip-it

You had or attended a b-day party at Mc Donalds
Both Gremlin movies
You remember Rainbow Bright and My Lil Pony Tales
You thought Doogie Howser was hot!
Alf, the furry brown alien from Melmac
New Kids On the Block when they were cool
Knew all the characters and there life stories on the ORIGINAL Saved by the Bell
You remember when Mullets were cool
You remember Captin Planet
You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.
(Joey!!)
You wanted to be on StarSearch.
You ever uttered the word "Radical!"
You wore jelly shoes and jelly bracelets
You thought "Ghostbusters" was by far the coolest movie
You remember watching shows like "Punky Brewster" , "Webster", "You Can't Do That On Television" , "Wild&Crazy Kids" and "Double Dare"
You wore a banana clip in your hair.
You rolled up the bottoms of your splatter painted jeans.
You wore loafers with everything, and you put the laces in those little rolls.

You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once.
You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
You can name half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack."

You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours!
You yearned to be a member of The Babysitters Club, and tried to start a club of your own.
You sat on your back porch, playing with your "My Little Pony" , "Rainbow Brite" , and "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls
You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer."
You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."
You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
You know what "sike" and "not!" mean
You fell victim to 80's fashion : big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, big hoop earrings, and possibly the worst:you wore spandex pants.
You wanted to be a Goonie, or Elliot from E.T.
You owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls.
You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince."
You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played "Sam" to be.
You ever wore flourescent -neon if you will clothing...
You could breakdance, or wished you could.
You know who He-Man and She-Ra are.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
You know all the words to "Ice Ice Baby".
You remember MC hammer well.
You can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Belair".
You own any cassettes.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
(yeah!! whatever happened to that??)
You remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from PizzaHut.
Pizza Hut was the coolest place to hang.
Poltergeist freaked you out.
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an E.T. lunchbox.
You wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy, or you wanted green hair like that lead singer of the Misfits.

You totally LOVED Barbie's cooler, punkier counterpart, "Jem" and her "Rockers"
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
You wore tights under shorts and felt stylish.
You layered your multi-colored slouch socks, and added suspenders to make your outfit complete.
You ever had a Swatch Watch.

You actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.
You had a crush on one of the Coreys

You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had WonderWoman or Superman underwear.
You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
You believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power"
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away!!
You ever owned or wanted any of the NKOTB action figures or dolls.
You remember when Deborah Gibson was "Debbie" Gibson.

Hell yeah!! Good times, good times... sigh. I hate being an adult!!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

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Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 456,665 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 442,588 - Reviews: 4061 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 5,896 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Cooking Lesson by mrscakeakajane reviews
Lucius Malfoy need help, he goes to his best friend, Severus Snape, Harry Potter is in detention. Severus and Harry start on a path that will lead to cooking lessons and changing the world, its all in a days work. rating will go up as chapters go on, high rating for language. The plot will twist and turn and hold you fast never to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 74,448 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Critiquer by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
Perfect Lover by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Sasuke Uchiha finally fell in love with someone, but the question there is "who?" He's always locked up in his art studio, but the question there is "What's keeping him there?" or rather "Who?" SasuNaru boyxboy (REWRITTEN: Not the same as before and 1st POV-Sasuke)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,393 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 10/26/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Deidara]
Pet by LadyVaderWrites reviews
AU fic - Arthur is in his final year of high school and finds himself entirely too interested in the new English teacher. Entirely inspired by the Police lyrics 'Sometimes it's not so easy to be the teacher's Pet'. Arthur/Eames -Slow burn M/M romance with lots of angst and some M moments.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 102,563 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Arthur, Ariadne, Eames, R. Fischer Jr. - Complete
Before Florence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is visiting Florence, Italy, when he runs into an unexpected person. They decide to explore the city together and by the end of the night, everything that Harry thought he knew had changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Darklist by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco Malfoy, wanted criminal, strolled into the Ministry to give himself up, he seemed destined for Azkaban until he offered to hand over information to avert an upcoming crime. Of course, he refused to divulge that knowledge to anyone but Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,023 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Complications by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry wants to live a solitary wizard's life away from politics and pointless wars. He figures he can do that by going neutral. Only problem is he needs to convince Voldemort to leave him alone. And if that's not complicated enough, he's starting to find a certain someone irresistible. SLASH DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,060 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Severus S., Voldemort
A Very Determined Universe by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is determined that his first time with Harry will go absolutely right. That means checking all the circumstances to make sure they don't get accidentally telepathically bonded, like all their friends. No unexpected astronomical conjunction, ritual they didn't mean to perform, or hidden creature heritage is going to make things go wrong for them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Invisible Man by faithwood reviews
Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
That We Might Shine by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, Snape as Harry's father. Some thought the world lost after the Dark Lord killed Neville Longbottom, the prophecy child. Only Severus Snape, the Dark Lord's Potions master, knew about the child Lily Potter had given birth to in the prisoners' pens before she died—and who his father was. A Death Eater's son becomes the secretly reared and hidden savior. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Every Purpose Under Heaven by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS slash. Harry and Severus learn to disagree without yelling. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Walk the Sunset Down by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS preslash. Severus drinks an age regression potion. Suddenly Potter is a lot more understandable. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Biography of the Middle by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDDM slash. Someone else has defeated a Dark Lord, Harry and Draco's adopted son is grown up, and grandchildren are being born. Still, life goes on. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Liar and the Mediwizard by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry isn't always a liar. Draco isn't always a mediwizard. But sometimes, for their own reasons, they play those roles. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hour of Grace by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Harry and Draco run into each other in Diagon Alley at Christmas, the year after they leave Hogwarts. They make a truce for one hour. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bronze Pressed Invitations by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco are trying to send the invitations for their Christmas party that will make it clear, in some acceptable way, that they're together. It isn't going well. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Viperdark by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. If it takes memory after memory for Draco to learn that his Dark Mark doesn't make him ugly, then that's what Harry will give him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
With Born Tenacity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
His bruised and bloody body was fished from the Mediterranean Sea with only a wand and a single key as a clue to his identity. Even his name was a mystery. Did he dare to trust the man who found him lying on the beach? This story intentionally parallels The Bourne Identity by Robert Ludlum, as per the original prompt request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,720 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Stations of the Nights by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPSS. Snape teaches Harry the wizarding Twelve Days of Christmas. Harry goes searching for the real story. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Wedding Dance by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, DMAG, HPDMGWAG. Harry and Draco are in love with each other, and with Ginny Weasley and Astoria Greengrass. And amazingly, it works. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Astoria G. - Complete
Unwilling to Admiration by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, HPGW and DMAG as background. One engagement ring. Two men who both want it. And one conversation. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mighty Have Fallen by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. When he heard that Harry Potter had been blinded, Draco knew he had to see him for himself. To gloat, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane reviews
Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,744 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Kitten Prince of Slytherin by thenerd1026 reviews
Draco's animagus form is a Kneazle. A baby Kneazle. When he gets stuck in Kneazle form, guess who takes him in?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,336 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pseudo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,633 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Spring, After Long Winter's Growth by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco wants to live a real life after the war, and at Hogwarts, he finds two ways of doing that. But when they begin to pull on him, Draco has to make a choice. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,857 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Color of Dead Grass by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, Harry and various others. Five people who were in love with Harry Potter, or could have been, and their colors of dead grass. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., OC - Complete
Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Countdown by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When the Wizarding world is plagued by random outbreaks of Dark Magic, the Ministry assigns Curse-Breakers to assist Auror teams on their missions. Harry shouldn't be surprised when Draco Malfoy is assigned to his team, but is Malfoy a Curse-Breaker, or a curse-bringer? MATURE ADULT CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Worship of an Extinct Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash. Unspeakable Draco Malfoy has planned for six months to take down Thomas Linwood, a man who's discovered how to convert wizard bodies into pure magic. He thought he was prepared for anything. And then he discovered the missing Harry Potter in Linwood's compound. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,388 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Letters from Dr Malfeasant by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a new life goal and no one and nothing shall hinder him in his valiant pursuit to join the Eaters of Death. Except possibly that pesky Captain Potter. (Fic heavily inspired by Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog.) Epistolary fic. Cracky. Read with no expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gentleman No Longer by Digitallace reviews
Sequel to Gentleman Pervert. Can Draco cope with the changes in his relationship with Harry when it's no longer just the two of them isolated from the world? Beware sexy werewolf times
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,423 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cor Cordium by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash. Tortured, and then suddenly rescued by Harry Potter, Draco isn't about to trust easily. So Harry casts a spell to let Draco really see him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Interdepartmental Collaboration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
pack beginnings by tigeressprincess reviews
its the same as the first one before but it's touched up and well it starts out Logan and Scott are already in a relationship and well they find two kids who recognize Logan as alpha and i can't write plots so make your own
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,423 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Child's wish by snowbaby921 reviews
Draco has a adorable little boy, who no one knows who the other father is and he has tried to keep it to himself for as long as possible. When his son continues to ask for only one thing for christmas; will Draco be able to keep the other father secret for long? Written for slythindor100 Early Bird prompts 25 days of Harry and Draco. New chapter everyday until Christmas. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,577 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Greatest Gift by XenaDragon-xoxo reviews
It's Christmas, and Professor McGonagall has decided, much to Draco Malfoy's disgruntlement, that all students remaining at Hogwarts for Christmas are required to take part in a Secret Santa program. When Draco becomes Harry Potter's Secret Santa, he's at his wit's end, but can he use this opportunity to nab the only boy he's ever really wanted? Eighth-year fic, three-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,038 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Merry Kiss My Ass by drarry.on reviews
Harry takes Draco to muggle shop Ann Summers to pick up some more, interesting, Christmas gifts. Draco picks up something of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3506 - Favs: 5,306 - Follows: 5,375 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Revelations by pink.chocolate.unicorn reviews
Draco bumps into Harry at a bar and things change drastically between them. (One-shot. Slash. Vague mention of Mpreg. Rated M; mature content and language.) Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/12/2012 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Uninvited by ScottXLoganNetwork reviews
An 18 year old Scott goes on a mission that end up horribly wrong. When he ends up stranded in Canada away from his team he has a chance encounter that causes him to cross paths with Logan. He takes Scott in & grudgingly offers to help Scott find his way back to his team. However, before that can happen the two make surprising discoveries that leads to an undeniable attraction.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 48,061 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Carol by mrscakeakajane reviews
The first Christmas after the war. Severus Snape is his usual bastard self, but the powers that be decide that it must stop now. They will use every power they can to make the dour man see sence. What will Severus see through the eyes of the spirits? I'm editing this story and will add a new chapter set a year later. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,913 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Severus S., Remus L.
Longing for the sun by deathskeith reviews
He wanted the quite life with the one he loved...And he would have it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Date Blindness by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry thought he was perfectly happy until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date. Mature adult content eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reap the Hurricane by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. After the war, many people decide to leave for uninhabited but magical worlds. On the eve of his immigration to a new world called Hurricane, accompanied by his friends and godson, Harry discovers that Draco Malfoy is also on the list of emigrants. COMPLETE. Sequel on the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,501 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storm in a Teacup by faithwood reviews
For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Own Worst Enemy by Cheryl Dyson reviews
After a night of heavy drinking, Draco wakes up fully-clothed to find that his flat is a wreck and several things are missing. Things only get worse from there. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Giant Among Wizards by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco opened a box he shouldn't have opened, and now his magic is growing out of control. Enter former Auror trainee Harry Potter, who's looking for a new career, and interested in helping Draco. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2880 - Favs: 5,618 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Once Out of Nature by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco has been trapped in mirrors for so long that he remembers very little. But now there might, of all things, a chance of escape. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dreams and Darkness Collide by Epic Solemnity reviews
LV/HP Slash: AU: How different would Harry be if he was given a life without the expectation of saving the world? How different would he be if his hero-complex was still intact, but so twistedly dark, that he has to go through desperate means to hide it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,849 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 2,199 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
I'll Show You More by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Troubled Teens by DanoR1392 reviews
SEQUEL 2 HP n the Hogwarts chat line.the war is geting closer n their emotions r@ whits end.betrayal, Veela's, Molly fainting, Ron/Harry fights, Draco's mother leaves his father, Alex is after Colin and the world just seems to keep getting worse.ful insd
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 105,680 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hogwarts Chat Line Baadd Idea by DanoR1392 reviews
It was supposed to be a unity project,Hogwarts is getting out of hand. Fist fights around every corner and surprises beyond belief.Ron is horrified to know his sister is dating Hermione and Harry's jumping Malfoy. full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,001 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Desire by needlesandthread reviews
SasxNaru. YAOI. Sasuke watches his lover work and is taken by lust...but is it more than that by the end of the night? Sasuke's POV. OC. Modern day setting, doesn't follow the Naruto story line. Lemon and some swears. One shot, unless demand sways me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 2,589 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Yours, Mine, and Ours by AlexJanna reviews
After his wife leaves and abandons their children, Harry doesn't think he or his kids will ever heal. But a chance meeting with an old nemesis in Diagon, various childish schemes, and a bit of quick upheaval make Harry see his life's not all irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,710 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco Harry One Shots of Slash by Galadriell reviews
All my Drarry One Shots in one place. Heavy slash warnings for most of the stories. All kinds - funny, OOC, romantic, angst... You name it, I've got it. Each chapter gets better, believe me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,086 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Drumming Song by Digitallace reviews
Are the drums driving Draco to Harry, away from him, or just driving him mad? The 7th in a series based on 'Lungs' by Florence The Machine Mature content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,345 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I'll Be Here by Galadriell reviews
It is Harry's second year working as a pediatrician at the Children's Hospital in St. Mungo's. A bloodied note arrives with the words, 'Harry Potter's assistance required'. It is found clutched in the hand of a child. Harry/Draco prompt. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,135 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2417 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Serious Attachment by faithwood reviews
HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stages of Acceptance by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPGW, HPDM. Harry's already happily married to Ginny when word comes that Malfoy is bonded to him. Law and custom don't give him the option of refusing. The stages of his reaction, one by one. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,409 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Being a Veela's mate by Chereche reviews
Draco comes into his veela nature early when his mate's life is in danger. Will their unique bond be enough to finally bring peace to the wizarding world? AU. Pairings, DM/HP, eventual SS/RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 408,673 - Reviews: 2644 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 1,580 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Darkness Has Won by Iwillsingyoulullabys reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter had not woken up from his encounter with Lord Voldemort in the Final Battle? What plans does LV have for his child with Hermione Granger, for they are far more sinister than just having an heir...Please review xx
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,174 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Glory by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Mature Content...as always - What happens when Draco and Harry each find the opposite end of a hole in the locker room wall? Oh, stop it with your dirty minds. Oh wait. That's exactly what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Extended Family is Discovered by Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 186,426 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The New Minted Coin of the Soul by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM, oneshot. Harry saves Snape and Malfoy from what seems to be an assassination attempt. He saves people all the time. But Snape and Malfoy don't get saved all the time, and to a Slytherin, debts always demand repayment. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,201 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Vampire Mine by Jillian K reviews
AU. To settle a blood debt Eric's maker gives the young vampire to the faerie prince. 872 years later Niall has a gift for his vulnerable great-granddaughter. Eric is a slave to the faerie royal family and is very different from the vampire we know.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,320 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Eric, Sookie
Secrets & Lies by Digitallace reviews
Auror Potter is given the task of taking down Draco Malfoy using whatever means necessary. Even if it means sleeping with the enemy - Beware: hot boy love
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,754 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the HalfBlood Prince by kyaru-chan reviews
Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P.
What by kyaru-chan reviews
Also known as The Mysterious Coupling of Cousin What and Viktor Krum. Definite Squick, with more than a hint of slash and maybe het. Not for those with sensitive constitutions or heart problems. Be warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Viktor K. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heat by mrscakeakajane reviews
It is so hot, but only two people are feeling it, what will happen when they both go to the same place to cool down. rated M for a reason people
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Galadriell reviews
Life deals Harry the trump card. Now he is pregnant with Draco. How will their relationship evolve? Especially when an ace is thrown in the mix - Theo Nott. Original story by LunaParvulus. MPreg! Theo/Harry/Draco/don't even know who's with who anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,798 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Rematch by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry can't accept it when Draco finally beats him to the Snitch. Mature content warning, etc. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Flare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, creaturefic. Given phoenix wings by a misfired curse, Harry wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. But Draco Malfoy has a strange investment in his keeping them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,313 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Villain of the Piece by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, also DMAG, HPGW, AGPP, DM/others. Astoria didn't mind if Draco was with other people; she did herself, and their marriage remained strong. But she did mind it that he wasn't obeying the rules. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,050 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Astoria G. - Complete
Zero to Hero by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Midnight Wanders by mrscakeakajane reviews
The Midnight Wanders are meeting up at Hogwarts, they have important things to talk about, but who are they and who could be listening
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Azariah X reviews
Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,757 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Storm, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Fangtasia Stories by Honeypop reviews
Ever wondered what happens behind closed doors at Fangtasia? This is a fun look at all the Eric and Pam moments we never got to find out about or witness in the books! Spoilers through all books, including DR.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,461 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Eric, Pam - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage of True Minds by Lomonaaeren reviews
Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 211,817 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Tale of Two Dots by mrscakeakajane reviews
One night, while watching the map. Harry see's two dots bearing the name S. Snape and goes to investigate. What he finds will be a surprise for them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
In Pieces by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,946 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
So, Stop Wondering! by Zsadist Cortel reviews
The Order of the Phoenix recieves a letter from Harry. Swearing! Implied slash! CRACK fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Contracted by Lomonaaeren reviews
Harry Potter is the perfect Auror, Jared Sandborn is the perfect Minister, and they control the wizarding world between them. One night, Draco Malfoy finds out why, and also what it might take to change things. HPDM eventually. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 125,338 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trouble with Texting by mrscakeakajane reviews
Harry has given Severus a mobile phone and taught him to text, what could go wrong! high rating, smoking hot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ron's eyes are opened by mrscakeakajane reviews
Ron should know better than to listen at doors, but he does it anyway. now with all new second chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Shut up and kiss me 9 by Dean-and-Sam's-Dreamgirl reviews
Finally another installment! Draco and Harry take a swim in the lake and soon find themselves in a very odd situation. Read to find out. Rated M! for smutty, smutty, smut, smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Other Fairytales by LadyKatie reviews
Sequel to After the Fairytale. Little snippets of the lives of the Potters and Malfoys as the children grow up. In no particular order. This does have the Harry/Draco pairing- Not much slash in this, but the original was all slash, so beware!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,327 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
After the Fairy Tale by LadyKatie reviews
Harry Potter's life isn't as perfect as most people think. After his marriage falls apart he goes in search of something more and just may find it... in an old enemy. But how will this new life fit with his old one? H/D SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,069 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hardly Rational by xErised reviews
Driven out of his mind about his affections for Draco, Harry seeks urgent help from the resident love guru of Hogwarts: Luna Lovegood. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invisible Sparks by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, oneshot. Auror Eric Latham watches as the two newest members of Socrates Corps meet for the first time as partners. First in the Cloak and Dagger series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Silence, Fury, Laughter by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, Veelafic, last in the Silence Trilogy. Sequel to Blood, Flesh, Silence and Fear, Silence, Wisdom. Harry and Draco continue their lives, in darkness and in light. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Penitence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Coffee Shop by stealth gato reviews
Every Tuesday the blonde comes into the coffee shop, what happens when a certain raven finally gathers enough courage to talk to him? Will sparks fly, or will the blonde's BF get in the way? YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ETC. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Statistics Teacher by Kaida Matsuki reviews
Sasuke always gets what he wants and if he wants Naruto to be his, then he'll definitely do everything to make him his, even if he has to be a teacher. But what will happen if Naruto doesn't like Sasuke's class? Will Sasuke's plan fail? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,139 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Our Devotion Is Forever by Windseeker2305 reviews
Side story to my LV/HP fic The Black Bunny. Following the lives and love of our favorite snarky Potions Master and the suave and slippery Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,762 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Awakening by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry and Draco have a forced bond. Harry and Draco have trouble getting along. Harry and Draco want freedom from the bond. Wait, that's only Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,471 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Book of How to Move by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Flying, fighting, falling. This is Harry and Draco's book of how to move. Hogwarts "eighth year." COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Potter Turned Malfoy Gay by Galadriell reviews
The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,125 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Opulent Simplicity by DeathlikeSilence reviews
It is nearly two years after the war. Draco has completed his seventh year at Hogwarts and now works in his new shop. His life is all set...until Luna Lovegood appears, bringing unexpected surprises that may shatter his relationship with Pansy forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,422 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Wouldn't by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, one sided HPGW, oneshot. Ginny knows that Harry wouldn't sneak around on her. It's only one of many things that Harry wouldn't do. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Seducing a Wolf by Galadriell reviews
Seventh year at Hogwarts. One chance to get with Remus. Sirius is one determined Gryffindor. He was going to seduce his wolf. Warnings: Horrific tongue in cheek, swearing, fluff, smut, silliness and cringe-worthy humor. Sirius/Remus SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,833 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Slave Spell by Stardind reviews
While Harry is away at his third year Vernon gets into massive gambling debt. Not knowing what else to do he puts Harry up for sale… on a popular wizarding slave trade site. And who is ready and willing to pay the price for our golden boy? Yaoi, MPREG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Dreams by acciopigfarts reviews
Having returned to Hogwarts for his Eighth Year, Harry Potter is trying to sort out his feelings for one Draco Malfoy. What could happen when he hears a certain blonde Slytherin moaning his name one night? H/D. SLASH. MATURE CONTENT-YAY :D *One-Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love and Marriage by DrThunder reviews
A happy marriage doesnt equal fluffy kodak moments every day. Harry realizes this when he messes up his gift for Draco and still ends up getting some. Happy Valentine's Day! M for slash and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Persuasion by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lipstick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
A typical Auror mission goes somewhat awry when Aurors Potter and Malfoy are forced to perform it without magic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AND NO PARTICULAR RELEVANCE. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Stockings by Cheryl Dyson reviews
During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 4,191 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry's Dirty Little Secret by cdraco reviews
Harry's a succesful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual lovelife.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 101,041 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shameless Untitled Porn by jtsbbsps-dk reviews
'Malfoy visits Harry in his bed after the Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw Quidditch match' aka shameless porn with a fluffy cherry on top. NC-17! Mature content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Arctic Emancipation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Eames sets out to meet Arthur and Cobb in rural Connecticut, not realizing he's about to be caught in a blizzard. MATURE ADULT CONTENT and quite a bit of fluff.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Letters by Galadriell reviews
Harry inadvertently becomes penpals with Draco. Here are the letters! Harry/Draco slash. Chapter 17 contains the full story: edited, updated and with more letters. So read that instead of the first 16 chapters! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,056 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke by kiiyu-sama reviews
Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Games We Play by ArsenicAngel reviews
Harry catches Draco by surprise on his birthday; Draco gets himself in trouble; just a few more average moments in the not-so-average relationship of Harry and Draco. Oneshot, slash, heavy BDSM & lots of lemony goodness; full warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Any Regrets by Suite Sambo reviews
Harry copes with losing his wife and his job. Loner Severus finds his path crossing more and more with Harry's. Shouldering tragedy and moving forward, can the two find elusive peace...together? HP/GW, HP/SS, RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,015 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Authentic Embellishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur is at a costume party, bored witless and waiting for Cobb to hurry up with wooing his girlfriend so they can leave. He soon discovers that alcohol and attractive gladiators shouldn't mix. MATURE ADULT CONTENT HEREIN
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A contract with a Bastard! by bellabambina248 reviews
Summary: Naruto, the budding erotic novelist, meets his new devious publisher. What will happen to Naruto when he signs the contract with the bastard? SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,192 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It's Magic by Galadriell reviews
Harry moves to Forks two years after the Hogwarts Battle. He meets Edward. Cue Bella. Enter Jake. Enough said. Jacob/Harry slash. COMPLETE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 55,832 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
HD 'Belling Draco' 8 in 13 Nights by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE; Artist stellamoon created this incredible image, Draco and the Lion Tamer and perfectly inspiring. So, SQUEEEEE! Here goes: a little inner monologue from Harry POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wild Garden by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
The spell was supposed to make Draco's garden more beautiful and abundant. Instead, the plants have gone insane and are trying to break into the house. Will he be able to find a solution in time to host a Beltane festival? Snape/Harry/Draco threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Flights of Love by vallennox reviews
Arthur has an unfortunate tendency of fleeing from Eames. Arthur/Eames, one-shot, slash.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What If They Found Out? by Galadriell reviews
Just as the title suggest, what if they found out? Real world meets fan fiction. Each chapter is a different one-shot, where each pairing finds out about their adventures in FFN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Drinking Games by The Raven and the Fox reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, alcohol, and competitive kissing games don't mix. Or maybe they do. SasuNaru PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Antithetic Equivalence by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Eames likes to watch Arthur and makes a mental catalog of their differences and similarities. If only he could get Arthur to care about either one... CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT FYI. ALSO: MOVIE SPOILERS LIKE WHOA.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
And It Burns by dti reviews
Oneshot. An ANBU mission gone wrong leaves Naruto severely injured and Sasuke fighting to keep him alive. It was typical that it would take something as serious as death to make Sasuke realize his feelings. Sasunaru NO character death! Happy ending!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Morning by AznFlyingKitty reviews
Harry Potter obviously loved him more... And this was exactly what the ex-Dark Lord got for it. LVHP, warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Paging Doctor Malloy by Mana Midnight reviews
After a passion filled night before the Final Battle, Harry Potter saves Draco's life at the expense of his own and Voldemort's. Now, ten years later, Aurors Malfoy and Granger are assigned to work with muggle Doctor Harvey Malloy. Full summary inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,112 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Yours, Bunnyeared, and Candysweet by PaolaAdara reviews
The first thing Harry heard upon arriving was shouting in the kitchen. HPDM. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brotherly Love x 4, Not To Exclude The Sisters by Mizuki Inuzuka reviews
NaruSasuItaKyuHinaHana a sixsome story...with basically everything naughty...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Sasuke's Return by Vhiela reviews
Sasuke returns to Naruto. Not good at summary's. R&R please, Yaoi MaleXMale Don't like, don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Only in their dreams by CarlisleAliceJazzCullen reviews
Harry takes a dream enhancing potion and quickly becomes addicted to his nocturnal dates with the mysterious Half-Blood Prince. What happens when Harry's addiction messes with his chances for a real relationship with Ginny? Written for snarry-a-thon 2010
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 5,114 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan reviews
Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,416 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Always and Forever by PrettyYaoiBoyz reviews
Despite Harry's obvious advances, Severus is still twenty years his senior. Can they get away with a relationship? SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,840 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Focal Point Man by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Eames is attempting to Focus, Arthur is attempting to distract him... all for the good of the team of course! My first Inception fic, VERY silly with mature adult language.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Let's Compare Scars by xoxo.magpie reviews
Draco and Harry compare post-war scars and release post-war frustration. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Diddling Considered as One of the Exact Magics by K8BNimble reviews
Professor Potter writes an essay on Professor Snape's magical diddling skills with a nod and a wink to Edgar Allen Poe. Named a "Hot Rec" by 'The Daily Snitch' on LJ. Yes, this is m/m. Don't like? Don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Search and Rescue Mission by Sable-eyed-lily reviews
Rescue mission #1,904. Suspect: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Director. Objective: Obtain the evidence of the epilogue scene and destroy immediately… The HP characters are NOT happy about how the epilogue pictures look. D/H SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan reviews
Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 350 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
With Your Green Mantle by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco would like visions of Harry Potter to stop appearing in his rose garden, please. Especially since Harry Potter has been gone for seven years. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 419 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Please by NeuroticNerd reviews
Want, jealousy, shame, guilt... Love? Harry, Sirius and Snape start a relationship filled with all those things. It's wonderful, but it can't last long, can it? SS/HP/SB slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,629 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 919 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Love, Free as Air by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. Harry, trapped in his Animagus form, stumbles upon Draco and Snape, who are trapped in a decaying relationship. All three of them will have to become more human. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,884 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Circumstances by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Dialogue Fic: Harry gets a phonecall from an unexpected former schoolmate. Warning, literally a dialogue based fic so don't read if not your thing, also features a STRONG lovescene description so don't read if you don't like mature adult content :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Knock Three Times by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Teddy Lupin is fifteen, he encounters the girl of his dreams, but she barely acknowledges his existence… until seven years later when they meet again. Cross-gen, het, MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,737 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Teddy L., Pansy P. - Complete
The Shackled Stallion by kyaru-chan reviews
Ch.7 up FINALLY! It's a hard life for a shinobi, what with all those missions. Sasuke finds himself in a tight bind with this new mission: infiltrating a club that caters to...special needs. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,089 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I'm Not Harry by Galadriell reviews
NOT MY STORY! Draco pulls Harry into a hidden room and starts talking to him like he's Pansy - which is bizarre since Harry looks nothing like Pansy. Now Harry is determined to get to the bottom of this. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Get Your Own Nuts! by emiliexox reviews
Harry and Draco finally get together in eighth year. But what the hell does a squirrel have to do with it? MAJOR SLASH & Very Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
No Matter How You Look At It by S. Wright reviews
She broke the law by when she slipped the drug into his drink and then lured him into her house. She was wrong. No matter how Tsunade tries to twist it around or turn it, it's still a crime. If she doesn't see that justice is served, then Naruto will.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,085 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Story of two brothers by Stardind reviews
Twins were born to the Potters not just Harry. The prophesy now says that one twin must kill the other to determan who will win: Dark or Light. When Voldemort takes Harry can the light win? Which is stronger? love... or whats right? Yaoi. MPREG. Underage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,166 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ragnarok by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco, at thirty, is the youngest member of the Wizengamot, and thinks he's arrived at the height of power. But that's before he learns the secret of Ragnarok, the elite corps of wizards that serves the Wizengamot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,911 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Date Night Idea by CallItInsanity reviews
Sequel to 'A Date Night Epiphany', more sexy compromises plus a little bit extra. M for a REASON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Humbled by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco & Harry are hit by a spell gone wrong. N/B This along with Matinee is the first thing I ever wrote, it's WiP only 1 chapter to go and written preOotP but set in 7th Year. Features Vengeful Neville, Unconscious Ron & OOC Crazy FanGurl Hermione ;P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,589 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Bitten by AznFlyingKitty reviews
...Was there any particular reason why no one bothered to tell Harry Potter that the Dark Lord Voldemort was a gay vampire intent on ravishing the Boy-Who-Lived? LVHP, warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 123 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sorcerer's Apprentice Collection by killerofthesky reviews
A series of one-two-multi shots involving my favorite characters Balthazar x Dave from disney's The Sorcerer's Apprentice. warnings at beginning of each story.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Dave S., Balthazar B. - Complete
Mate by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Veela fic: Draco's a Veela and does NOT want Harry for his Mate - well TOUGH ;P N/B This is an OLD fic, its cheesy, OOC, sappy, smexy and entirely too full of pet names lol there, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ;P - also Draco is EASY lol, no likey no readey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,749 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Date Night Epiphany by CallItInsanity reviews
It's date night and Harry and Draco can't decide what to do – so they compromise with sexy results. M for a REASON!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Consolation Prize by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Viktor Krum returns after the war to woo Hermione, only to find he's too late. Harry attempts to take care of him. Warning: Mature Adult Content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Dirty Job by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Written preDH: Draco's angry that Harry has missed their lunch date and perhaps their only chance to be together - chaos at Harry's workplace ensues. Warnings: Cheese, OOCnes & Mature Adult Content *coughsmutcough* ;P I hope you enjoy it anyway!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,729 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Remedy for Sleep by MorganaMoore reviews
A sleepless Harry is wandering the corridors again. Deep in the dungeons on one of his night time prowls he finds an unforeseen remedy. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,095 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Matinee by LadyVaderWrites reviews
This is why you don't let people film you when you're drunk - or do you? :P This is the very first oneshot I ever wrote, it's massively cheesy, fluffy, smutty and OOC lol but I hope you all enjoy it anyway ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,341 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fair Play by LadyVaderWrites reviews
With the intent to avenge his friend, Harry accidentally 'love dusts' himself in the presence of Draco Malfoy I call this my 'Willow' rip off fic, both the dusted dialogue & the dust of broken hearts are taken from said film with intent to spoof ;P
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Public Affairs by hereticalvision reviews
When the public perception of Slytherin House affects Harry's son, Harry will do anything to ensure Al's future - even team up with Draco Malfoy. But remember: Even the best of Slytherins will crawl over everyone else to get what they want. SLASH: HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,240 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Intended by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco is Harry's mate and Draco has no say in it - Vamp!Harry fic, not proud of it but dammit the bunny had to be written lol ; There's some mild bloodplay and some minor smut, let me know if it's too much : Written PreHBP - Please Review! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moniker by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Death fic written preHBP - Harry's dead and Ron spies someone unexpected at the funeral. Only really romance if you squint, more like UST but it felt H/D when I wrote it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Getting It by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Very silly ficlet, written after reading HPGoF. Greg Goyle just doesn't get it, Draco tries to show him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Slut by Danny Rose reviews
It's mostly an excuse for lemons... and minor fluff. There is plot... In short: Harry was dating Seamus. Seamus publically embarasses him and splits up with him. Seamus confides his true reasons. Harry runs off to the Slytherin common room. Drarry. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Healing Touch by Digitallace reviews
After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin. Co-written by Arineat & Digitallace for hd smoochfest on LJ. H/D, EWE, M/M, - 5 parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,424 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hitched by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Harry's having a bad day. Futurefic, written Pre
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like Thorns by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Fic Challenge - Quote: Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn. - W.Shakespeare, 'Romeo and Juliet.' Summary: Because sometimes the right reasons are harder than the right choices. Written preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Precious by LadyVaderWrites reviews
On the battlefield, surrounded by the death toll of the war, Harry seems to be the only survivor. old fic repost: not DH compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Everybody Must Get Stoned by MystyVander reviews
COMPLETE! Harry is obsessed with figuring out what Draco Malfoy would be like stoned. What happens when he finds he likes the results a little too much? Slash, Drug Content/Use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,100 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unexpected Results of Time Travel by DMHPluv reviews
Due to a potions accident Harry ends up in the MWPP Era, with no way to return. He ends up in the middle of a love triangle, except he doesn't know it, he's completly oblivious. LMHPSB WARNING! SLASH! don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Challenge of Seducing Harry by FoundersChild1 reviews
Severus and Draco are both interested in Harry, What happens if they decide to make a bet on who can get him? SS/HP slash, this was written in 2002 and finished in 2003 all chapters in one document. First story of the trilogy. Harry/Snape slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
And Another Thing by In a Pickle reviews
Sometimes I want nothing better then to hex him into oblivion. If weren't for the fact he can turn me on with a simple little smirk, I think I would.One-Shot Slash D/H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Prime Merlinian's Master by ArsenicAngel reviews
"I'm not your mentor, I'm your master." Those words had haunted Dave from the moment Balthazar said them. Lemon, Dave/Balthazar slash
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Balthazar B., Dave S.
Fangs of the Wolf by kayura sanada reviews
AU. Heero's on a murder case with no leads, and he pulls in Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei to help him out. Who are G, O, S, and H? And who is killing them? Who's the next target? And who is Shinigami, who helps from within the shadows? 1x2, 3x4, 13x5.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,401 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 3,902 - Follows: 4,394 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
6 Lessons From A Dead Man by Roozette reviews
Harry Potter put himself in a vulnerable situation on Severus Snape's birthday. So, naturally, Severus took complete advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hugo Weasley hates Quidditch. James Potter tries to help him out. :D No scary adult content; it's just a sweet fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Obliviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,217 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Action Figures by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry discovers that snogging your enemy in unused corridors is one thing, attending costume balls together is something else entirely... A tiny bit of Mature Adult Content. And a broom closet. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
Just Brothers by DanoR1392 reviews
Fred is angry that George broke their promise back in the third year he reflects on how their bromance all started because of a dare, the jealousy he felt,anger,pain and loathing towards his twin and his twins lover. until he got a taste of George that
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pathos by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sort of an alternate reality fic in which Draco and Harry discover they are brothers, much to Draco's... rage. This is not a fluffy, happy fic and contains POSSIBLY DISTURBING MATURE ADULT CONTENT and all that. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Potter Patchup by Cheryl Dyson reviews
After watching his cousin being abused by his "girlfriend", Hugo decides to do something about it. This fic contains cousincest and the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT warning, etc. But they are SO CUTE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,397 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - James S. P., Hugo W.
Alleviation of Boredom by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Bored Aurors find a way to amuse themselves. Written because I needed some pointless fluff and kissing in the rain. NO WARNINGS OMG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses by Cheryl Dyson reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Solicitation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
George Weasley fixes up his brother after an incident involving a sprained ankle. WARNING: Brothercest and MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Gloves by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is following Draco, as usual. This is pretty much complete PWP, so heed the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT thingy. This is where Dyson's glove kink began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 3,048 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A tale of a Masochist Complete Version by Mistress Slytherin reviews
Harry learns something about himself that is both frightening and liberating, what wll he do? Mature*** Entire complete story. Read my A/N
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,399 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Perplexity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Gentleman Pervert by Digitallace reviews
Can Harry come to terms with both Draco and his werewolf form? And more importantly, can Draco come to terms with it? Warnings for explicit adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moshpit Madness by Rice-Ball247 reviews
HVD! It will take a little convincing on Harry's part, and possibly a thong under a see-through miniskirt, to get Severus Snape into the dreaded moshpit. The result is complete debauchery and utter depravity. SSHP, oneshot, moshpit!sex, PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Dark Valentine by Sev'slittlesecret reviews
Harry and Voldmort in a hole together...on Valentine's day. “Lets rule the world together,” Voldemort whispered in his ear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Praxis by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Draco succumbs to a terrifying illness, he is taken to the only man who has a chance of saving him. With Draco's arrival, Harry's self-imposed isolation comes to an abrupt end. Not Epilogue Compliant. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Amelioration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Severus's Coming of Age by mrscakeakajane reviews
It is Severus's 50th birthday, and he has come of age. What will that mean for him? Read and find out. ss/hp/rl pluss a little of ss/fw/gw
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Here We Come a Wassailing by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Cinnamon Intervention by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Kevin/Ben SLASH. This was written for a friend and the cinnacult on Livejournal. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Smokescreen by xErised reviews
Draco felt his world flip upside down when he realised that he had turned Harry Potter blind. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Severus's Fantasy by mrscakeakajane reviews
This is the sequel to Harry’s Fantasy I suggest reading that first. Harry tries to make Severus’s fantasy come true, lots of fun is had by all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Renovations by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,516 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Showers by mrscakeakajane reviews
After a tough training session, and not wanting to trudge through the castle looking like a swamp creature, Harry and Severus decided to use the Quidditch showers. As dirty as it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Colors by xErised reviews
Tomorrow is the day when Draco will be released from Azkaban. Harry Potter has been desperately waiting. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,259 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Breathing Love by tsutsuji reviews
Harry's odd little habit during sex allows Snape to transform a horror from the past to an act of love in the present. Snarry, slash, includes breathplay and heavy themes and fluff! . not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mommy Dearest by LunaParvulus reviews
What happens when you're turned into your earliest life form? Where do you go? A two month pregnancy and giving birth? Mpreg twist... Just plain weird xD Better summary in first chapter! A whole different type of De-Aging fic. Baby!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,020 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Triquetra by Mottlemoth reviews
Harry/Draco/Snape; complete. "Reality is how frightened people justify wasting their lives." Harry's happy but it feels like he's the only one - and with a blackmailer watching, is there any hope at all of that famous Happily Ever After? M, slashy sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,663 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Order of Merlin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Partake by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco has a drinking problem. Written for speedpr0nz challenge in which everyone has two hours or less to write a fic. MATURE ADULT CONTENT YADDA YADDA ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry's fantasy by mrscakeakajane reviews
Severus wants to know Harry's fantasy, what will happen when he finds out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Prince and The Assassin by AlexJanna reviews
A Prince trapped by obligation in a prison-like castle finds freedom in an Assassin, while the Assassin discovers life in who he thinks is a pauper. 1x2, hints of 3x4, AU, graphic lemons, major fluff
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,463 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Underneath the Full Moon by K-Jellybean reviews
On Harry's 16th birthday, he learns about his heritage and so does Draco. Driven by animalistic need, they plunge headfirst into a relationship, but is their love true? Will it be able to stand the test of time and war? Or is it all just lust? RATED MA!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Defiled by xErised reviews
Voldemort has tasked Draco with a monumental assignment during his 6th year: Not to take Dumbledore's life, but to take Harry Potter's virginity. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Entangled by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART SIX of the Escorts saga. Draco and Harry thought their problems were over when they ousted Umbridge from the Ministry. It turns out their problems are only beginning. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,857 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Narcotic by xErised reviews
It was a fine, beautiful, sunny day when Albus Potter stumbled on his father and Draco Malfoy in bed together. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,907 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Privileges by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is a false knight given the charge of a royal prince. Neither of them are happy with the arrangement and only time will tell if Harry's duplicity will be discovered. Contains mature adult content and is obviously Alt Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,354 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moondance by xErised reviews
Harry didn't realise how lonely his life had become, until Draco suddenly came dancing in. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Whatever Happened To by tubazrcool reviews
Cloneserpents' challenge - what's happening to our Harry in the evil universe? My reply: strange things!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Harry P.
Serpent Tales by Snivellyx reviews
COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,330 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Catch by xErised reviews
Draco's playing a game of hide-and-seek, but Harry isn't sure about the rules. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fade by xErised reviews
No one expected Draco Malfoy to turn up at Harry and Ginny's wedding party. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Positive Effects of Porn by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Twoshot After years filled with failed relationships, a bit of porn and some friendly encouragement help Harry to discover who he really wants. Warnings for slash and explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At the Movies: Twilight by LadyKatie reviews
#4 in the "Harry and Draco at the Movies" series. Harry still doesn’t appreciate Draco’s taste in movies, or Twilight. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Perfect Girl by slytherin-nette reviews
Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 413,689 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco the Cowardly Lion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rough Return by His Spectacles reviews
Reunions were supposed to be sweet and gentle, not animalistic and rough. Then again, they're very, very happy to see each other. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Burden of Memory by Digitallace reviews
Draco Malfoy has woken in muggle London, unaware of his name or his past. When Harry finds him he is healthy, content and preparing to marry a stranger. While trying to help Draco recover his memory, Harry falls in love with him and oddness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,179 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Poppet by Digitallace reviews
Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,023 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Blondage by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Lorcan and Lysander Scamander are twins with a more than brotherly affection for each other. Extremely mature content warning. I'm not joking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Lysander S., Lorcan S. - Complete
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where Is My Mind? by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Welcome to Hokage Mental Institute for the insane, home of Uzumaki Naruto. Enter Uchiha Sasuke, an angry teenager in need of a new therapy class. But what’s really wrong with Naruto? And how does Sasuke help? Yaoi, SasuNaru, KakaIru, OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,907 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brigandage by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Draco disappears through a mysterious mirror and Harry is sent to retrieve him. Enter Jack Sparrow. Mature content and threesome warning. Pretty fluffy other than that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,014 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Expensive Disaster by Digitallace reviews
Non- Magical AU. D/H Slash – Written for my lovely Beta Alicia - Everyone in school wants to BE Draco Malfoy or be WITH him, he’s good looking, clever and aloof. But when Harry Potter starts at Veritas Academy, everything goes to hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,171 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Summer Camp by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Mini-sequel to The Slytherin Hufflepuff. Yes, of course this contains mature content. Thanks for asking. Albus and Scorpius go to Summer Camp.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,377 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Wascally by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was originally written as a set of drabbles on my Livejournal. Crackfic leading to the dreaded mature content! Draco finds a bird in the forest...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Tale In Breaking Spirits by TrialLunatic reviews
In this universe, Xena is a merciless Empress while Gabrielle is a captured Amazon Queen, and the last of her kind. Visit a dark world of power struggles and skillful manipulations. Please read disclaimer for more details. Comments and critics welcome.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,877 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Xena, Gabrielle - Complete
Double Tall Extra Hot Draco Malfoy With Whip by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I no longer remember why I felt like writing a Draco in Seattle story, but this is it. LOL! YES, there are mature adult situations herein. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,276 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Liar Liar by SKRowling reviews
Why do Joxer and Xena have such a supportive relationship, and why is it that it only bothers Gabrielle that he is always hanging around? sequel to Secret lovers set around LLHF fluff.prequel soon to follow.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Joxer, Xena - Complete
Secret Lovers by SKRowling reviews
Immaculate Conception? As if! It proves Gabrielle will believe every thing Xena says. One Shot- Strange pairing X/J warning.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Xena, Joxer - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lucky Number 72 by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry spots Draco at a Muggle football game. Stalking ensues. OH SO much mature adult content here. Also, this fic is based on a header occasionally used on my LJ page.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taming Potter's Snake by faithwood reviews
It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,391 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 167 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reliving Adventures by faithwood reviews
Draco thinks Harry has lost his flair for adventure. Harry proves him wrong. Humour, Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Claiming by faithwood reviews
A vampire claims his mate. This story has no warnings. Let that be your warning. DMHP. SLASH. ONESHOT. Now with a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty One Shot. - Harry finds himself wanting the one person that is completely off limits to him. Draco Malfoy. Story begins immediately after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How Draco Malfoy Lost His Straight by faithwood reviews
What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stalker Wars by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry stalks Draco, Dean Thomas stalks Draco, Draco stalks Harry, and Harry stalks Dean for stalking Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 48 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fistful of Fun by albe-chan reviews
Lucius finds Remus, alone, near the dungeons, and decides to exert some of his power of the smaller boy. But he doesn't expect a punch to unleash the beast within Remus. SLASH. SMUT. SEX. MATURE. Dominant Remus. ONESHOT. RLLM. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Lucius M., Remus L. - Complete
Bridging the Rift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Jack H. - Complete
A Brick by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Teddy Tied by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,808 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
High Priced by Cheryl Dyson reviews
I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,614 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Generating Heat by violentbutgentle reviews
Trowa and Heero are stuck in a cabin while it's snowing with no source of heat. Yup, thats pretty much it it's a oneshot 3x1, or TrowaxHeero. Enjoy!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Heero Y., Trowa B./No-Name - Complete
Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco seeks out Harry in order to assist his family. And then he has second thoughts. This fic contains MATURE adult content. And Harry on a motorcycle. GUH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Ladder by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione is alone in the library one late night and finds herself in quite a predicament.I know I usually write HarryDraco slash, but this Dramione was clawing to get out. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teddy Ties by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry follows Draco, because that's what he does... and they both end up lost. This fic contains MATURE adult content as per usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts in Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Five of the Escort series! Draco and Harry return to London and try to resume their lives. Too bad they have a large assortment of enemies. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,441 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Determined Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, sequel to A Reckless Frame of Mind. Draco and Harry now face the might of the Ministry in an attempt to discover who cast the Cassandra Curse on Harry. Add in Harry’s trust problems, and it’s a good thing Draco’s confident. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,603 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Small and Stupid Arguments by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, ficlet. Draco is convinced that Harry has someone else, and he's finally worked up the courage to do something about it. But he never expected what he saw when he opened that door...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Le Obscure Prompt War by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Written for lilith1631's Obscure Prompt War. Chapters shall continue to be added until Lilith admits that I am the winner. The champion. The commander of the universe. The chapters will have no relation to each other whatsoever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,663 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
LOPW by Lilith1631 reviews
Le Obscure Prompt War Me verses Cheryl Dyson see my favourite authors Four obscure prompts per fic, HarryDraco pairing, some random crap prompted, a 1500 word limit and as many rounds as needed until someone cries 'give! Who shall win!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Dirt Revamped by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART THREE. Finally, the third installment of the Dirt Trilogy! Harry's revenge. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Taste of Sunshine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my fluffy vampire fic. I hate vampire fics. I wrote this as a birthday present for ruinithil on LJ. Just giving you something to read while I grind through Escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Winners Never Cheat Unless They're Slytherin by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Malfoy will do just about anything to win a contest and sometimes Harry talks too much. Mild slash... I wrote this as a birthday present and forgot to post it! Better late than never, eh?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Thrice by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three of the Nervous Trilolgy. Some people were rather upset that Harry Obliviated Draco's memory at the end of Part Two... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nervous, Too by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Nervous, Yet? This story sort of developed a plot... how did that happen? Draco decides he isn't quite ready to let his new toy be tortured and killed... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Quidditch Showers by nightsummer reviews
Harry and Draco are friends who secretly like each other. Explicit content/threesome, but with plenty of fluff between our two favorite lovers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,851 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts Abandoned by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Four of the Escort Series. *cringe* Sorry about the angst. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nervous, Yet? by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco slash oneshot written for hd falling community at Livejournal for keyword: Nervous...I need a cold shower. This fic contains MATURE adult insinuations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt Revisited by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART TWO. Sequel to Dirt, as requested. Ever so slashy... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco and Harry: Escorts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Three in the Escort Service Trilogy. Part One was cute, Part Two was slashy steaming hot, and Part Three should be a nice combination of the two. Friends can be such a problem. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,146 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Dirt by Cheryl Dyson reviews
PART ONE. Harry and Draco get dirty. And then clean. And then dirtier. This fic contains MATURE Adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rain and Chocolate by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snape's Home Remedies by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is forced to seek treatment when he develops a horrific cold and ends up with WAY more than he bargained for! Slash warning! This fic contains MATURE adult content and is my one and only Snarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Draco and Harrys' Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Part Two: The sequel to Draco's Escort Service where Draco is forced to save Harry's life with a kiss. Ever so slashy, slash, slashed... They find that being together is not as easy as they expected. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shampoo by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Snape gets a mysterious Christmas gift with unexpected consequences... OOC warnings: Snape as sex god, Hermione as kissing critic, McGonagall as rock band roadie... Was I insane when I wrote this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,317 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco's Escort Service by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy's job is to escort travelers through territory made perilous after the war. Harry Potter is forced to hire him, but his destination isn't quite what Draco had in mind. Fluffy slash romance. This has nothing to do with Vegas style escorts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bad Medicine by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Obscurity of Love by mony2208 reviews
[Complete] Haunted by memories of the war Harry can’t seem to move on with his life. But then a mysterious obscured figure manages to do what no other could do; make him feel again. There’s just one small problem. He doesn’t know who it is. HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,275 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gold Tinted Spectacles by Beren reviews
Complete - Harry's sixth year has come and gone, part of him has been alone. As his seventh year dawns he's looking for something and he's not sure what but he knows it's out there and involves Draco Malfoy. Harry-Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,191 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
I've Never by Jaelle reviews
A very silly fic involving the Gundam Wing pilots and the five girls gathering at Duo's place for a drinking game. Read and be appalled as all sorts of secrets come to light... Rated for mention of sexual acts.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2001
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The End reviews
When is the end? And whose end is it?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24
Sawaretta Potter
A continuation of the original by chinsui-hime
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Published: 4/24
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Nothing else would satisfy her...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
How I started at Fanfiction net reviews
My first story on Fanfiction . net, not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
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