Author has written 21 stories for South Park, Twilight, Saw, Harry Potter, Macbeth, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Supernatural, and Sherlock.
Hi I'm Jerri Zanchev, aspiring author.
This is my first foray back into the ffn . net scene following my Hiatus that started mid 2012.
There isn't a whole lot that's needed to be known about me, other than that my updates are likely to be sporadic (my lifestyle is hella busy), my stories are likely to be long (oneshots are a rare commodity), and that I'm looking forward to seeing what you all think of my new material.
I'm going to put a universal disclaimer here so as to avoid law suits or, alternatively, angry mobs bearing pitchforks and flaming torches...
DISCLAIMER: I am Jerri Zanchev, not to be confused with any of the following;
-J. K. Rowling
And as a result I am not associated with the makings of any of the following;
I do not own any plots, characters, PARTS of Characters, or settings belonging to any of these creations/creators, I merely borrow such information to provide entertainment for others, with no personal gain in mind. All I own in any of my stories are my Original characters, Original settings, and any twists in the otherwise mostly seamless plots of these great works.
Thankyou for your invaluable, yet supremely wasted time.
Low-downs on Stories on my profile:
> My Elemental: This is a Twilight Seth/OC Fic. Seth is depressed and only one person can help him turn his life around. The question is, who could this person be? This story is COMPLETED, and was a birthday present for my beautiful friend, Lena. Love you honey! :D
> Make Your Choice: This is a Saw fic that my friend Louis wrote. He asked if he could put it on my profile and I agreed. I then discovered that he'd already put it on here, so I left it. It's full of sex and words I don't understand, so be warned... complete.
> Dead: This is a South Park fic that ships Damien and Kenny. Its full of lovey dovey fluff, on request of a friend of mine. Kenny is dead. Again. As he and his friend Damien wait it out, what questions will be asked and what feelings will become apparent? Complete One-shot.
> My Red-Eyed Man: This is a Twilight fic from Alice's point of view. It documents her life prior to becoming a sparkly fairy (vampire) and the beginning of her new beginning. A oneshot that helped me get rid of writers block :P
> What I Wanted: This is the HermionexGinny Harry Potter fic that Indie requested. It is third person but focuses on Hermione over the Hogwarts years as she slowly falls in love with Ginny. COMPLETE
> Surprises: What happens is a surprise, hence the title ;) Its a third person Harry Potter oneshot, but that's all I'm giving away :D COMPLETE
> Right Hand, Green: Another Twilight oneshot, inspired by Mercury and Indie and Lena . don't ask me how that works. Collin and Brady play Twister... Need I say more? :)Rated T for language and abuse of the imagination :D SEQUEL IN PROGRESS, considering every reviewer demanded one :D
>Ungodly Addiction: This is a commission - a South Park Dip (Damien x Pip) Fic. Pip finally snaps under all the insults and teasing, and completely cuts himself off... Until he finds Damien. Smutness ensues, Rated M. Be warned, Butt-sex and Angst imminent. Completed.
> The Chase: I've been commissioned to do this one too. Is a Twilight fic, a threeshot. Seth dies, upon the request of the commissioner. Don't like Angst or Character Death? Stay away from this one. Rated M for torture and bad language. COMPLETED. :D
> Descent to Madness: a Macbeth story showing Lady Macbeth's Descent into Madness (hence the title). this was a school project that turned out pretty well. oneshot, completed.
> A Bet to Fallon: The Fallon twins are a pair of the most powerful Seers of the past three centuries, connected by both blood and mind, they enter Hogwarts and immediately change everything around them. A Harry Potter fic, most likely the first of a saga. An Adventure fic with slash and femslash, I warn you now. Rated T for now. In Progress. HIATUS
> Mine: The sequel to My Elemental. Seth's life is looking up, with his little family and his pack helping him recover from his depression. But when the worst thing imaginable happens, how will Seth react, and will his sanity survive intact? In progress, rated M for violence. HIATUS
> Miss P: My first crossover fanfiction, crossing Harry Potter/Supernatural. A Dean/Harry fic about laughter, love, and liquor. Rated Mfor violence, sex, language, and awful jokes. In Progress.
> Mr Holmes: Another crossover, this time between Harry Potter and BBC Sherlock. Harry is sprung from Azkaban by Mycroft Holmes and released onto the unsuspecting public under a new identity. Rated T for now, may be bumped up to M later. In progress.