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Joined 06-25-10, id: 2419610, Profile Updated: 06-03-11
Author has written 7 stories for Ranma, Harry Potter, Naruto, Sailor Moon, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Touhou Project, and Golden Sun.

Hey! Call me Tir.

Gender: Male

Eyes: Blue

Hair: Blond

Real name: Wouldn't you like to know!

Hobbies:

Fanfiction

Manga

Anime

Swimming

Reading

Band

Annoying my little brother

Collecting quotes, sayings, stories, small objects, and the souls of the damned

Quotes:

Note: If you discover something that belongs to you on this page and want me to remove it, send me a message and I will. I have also cut down greatly the size of this, but the entire 300+ pages I have to offer are available if you get a message to me asking for it.

"The magic of believing is this: if we really believe in ourselves, our heart will take us to the highest plateau of personal success. Nothing will stop us as long as we have faith in our hearts."

"Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb." ~Sir William Churchill

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything." ~Eugene Delacriox

"Perfectionism is simply putting a limit on your future. When you have an idea of perfect in your mind, you open the door to constantly comparing what you have now with what you want. That type of self criticism is significantly deterring." ~John Eliot

"Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death." ~James F. Byrnes

"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings." ~Socrates

"Immortality. To never be killed, no matter how severe the injury. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, right? Immortality. You'll never see your loved ones again. You'll never go to heaven or hell. All your friends will age and die while you must watch from the sidelines. Sounds like a curse, right? Immortality, is a double-edged sword that is a cursed blessing and a blessed curse." ~Unknown

"And Dreamers shall dream and make the impossible possible and to inspire others around them to reach higher, to surpass the limits, until eternity's end" - Unknown

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein

"He who fights monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."- Plato

"In three words I can sum up everything I learned about life: it goes on."- Robert Frost

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather judgement that something else is more important than fear."- Ambrose Redmoon

"A common mistake that people make trying to design something comepletely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."- Douglas Adams

"Just when you realize that life's a bitch, it has puppies."- Adrienne E. Gusoff

"The optomist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."- James Branch Cabell

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies and not everbody lives."- A. Sachs

"Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that can not be torn, so that we see ourselves for as we really are."- Arthur Golden

"May he who has screwed over your day have his crotch infested by the fleas of a thousand camels, and may his arms be too short to scratch it. Amen."- The officer worker's prayer

"A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."- Unknown

"Never tell people how to do things: tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."- George S. Patton

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."- Unknown

"That's what it takes to be a hero, a little gem of innocence inside you that makes you want to believe that their still exists a right and wrong, that decency will somehow triumph in the end."- Lise Hand

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies and not everbody lives."- A. Sachs

"Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth."- Mark Twain

"Suspicion always haunts a guilty mind."- Shakespear

"Sometimes, you just have to smile, shrug, and say 'What the hell?'"- unknown

"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."- William Goldman, "The Princess Bride"

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."- Douglas Adams

"If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility."- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elswhere."- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

"Reveal not every secret to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy."- Saadi

"One should expect the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected."- Norman R. Augustine

"Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to do it."- Henry Miller

"Most bitter are the quarrels between brothers."- Latin Proverb

"Happiness is the dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."- Johnny Carson

"One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks."- Jack Penn

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door."- Paul Beatly

"Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop."- Unknown

"A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art."- Unknown

"Emotion is the starting point, the beginning, and the end."- Unknown

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour is that moment when they have worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of the battle... victorius."- Vince Lombardi

"Friends are angels that help us getting up when our wings can't remember how to fly."- Unknown

The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step... Sometimes, taking the first step is the most difficult thing to do... Your destiny is in your hands... You must grasp it before it's too late.- Luo Tzu

Who are you truly?... The angel who soars above... Or maybe the fallen who are deprived... Who are you truly?... Grasp your destiny and choose... For I keep calling for you... But do you listen or do you run from me?... Who are you truly?... Take off the mask... Forget everbody's sneering... Take off the cloak... Forget their mockery... Take off the shadow of namelessness... And most importantly, forget their whispers... Who are you truly?... Stand up... Grasp your sword... And scream as you charge... Scream who you are.

“The light thinks that it is the fastest thing there is. It is wrong. No matter how fast the light travels, it always arrives to find that the darkness is there first. And it is waiting.” – Terry Pratchet “...When the light finally arrives, it castes shadows for all to see, all of the encompassing darkness concentrated into a black so pure that it seems that the light will never illuminate them. But that is why we have heroes, and legends. Because the light would never show us who to fight if there was nobody holding the torch.” - me

"It is said that the gods play games with the lives of men. But what games, and why, and the identities of the actual pawns, and what the game is, and what the rules are – who knows?

Best not to speculate,
Thunder rolled…
It rolled a six."

Terry Pratchett, Guards Guards(1989)

“Before you do something that is extraordinary in the eyes of the people, the people first have to care. But the best way to make them care is not to force them to think a certain way, it’s to become valuable to them as a friend or respected fellow. And people don’t just respect power. People respect someone who treats them with respect and compassion, someone brave and just and inspirational and, for lack of a better word, someone good.”

... fiction never exceeds the reach of the writer’s courage. - Dorothy Allison

... in nine out of ten cases the original wish to write is the wish to make oneself felt. The non-essential writer never gets past that wish. - Elizabeth Bowen

... no writing is a waste of time,—no creative work where the feelings, the imagination, the intelligence must work. - Brenda Ueland

... writing is not a performance but a generosity. - Brenda Ueland

A good writer does not receive anywhere near the number of poison-pen letters that is commonly assumed. Among a hundred jackasses there are not ten who will admit to being jackasses, and at most one who will put it in writing. - Karl Kraus

A writer is unfair to himself when he is unable to be hard on himself. - Marianne Moore

A writer never reads his work. For him, it is the unreadable, a secret, and he cannot remain face to face with it. A secret, because he is separated from it. - Maurice Blanchot

And if nobody reads me, shall I have wasted my time, when I have beguiled so many idle hours with such pleasant and profitable reflections? - Michel de Montaigne

The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all. - Mark Twain

Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Confronted by an absolutely infuriating review it is sometimes helpful for the victim to do a little personal research on the critic. Is there any truth to the rumor that he had no formal education beyond the age of eleven? In any event, is he able to construct a simple English sentence? Do his participles dangle? When moved to lyricism does he write 'I had a fun time'? Was he ever arrested for burglary? I don't know that you will prove anything this way, but it is perfectly harmless and quite soothing. - Jean Kerr

It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms; the great devotions; and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat. - Franklin Roosevelt

Do not put statements in the negative form. And don't start sentences with a conjunction. If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is. Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague. - William Safire

My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: when you write, try to leave out all the parts readers skip. - Elmore Leonard

Once upon a midnight dreary, some poor, elderly bachelor alone in his bibliophile paradise of a bachelor pad will open the door to some eldritch tapping, and instead of a stately bird of saintly days of yore, an angsty young ninja with black hair and the crazy eyes will step in, make himself home on the armchair while completely disregarding the welcoming statue of Pallas, except for maybe a disdainful look in its general direction, and will quoth: "Where is Itachi? You won't miss him, he leaves dead villages in his wake and always eats dango. He has a shark man. Have you seen him? You've seen him, haven't you? Did I mention he murdered my village?" Disgraceful, really. Not a nevermore in sight, so to speak. - ivy_chan (livejournal comment)

...Second of all, if you are having sex and something is flaming, YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. There should be not any fire during sex unless you are reeeaaally kinky. If someone's naughty bits burst into flames, that is a sign to STOP. - gem_samari(livegournal comment)

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? - xterm

"Do not meddle in the affairs of writers, for they torture characters for a living."

I have known many gods. He who denies them is as blind as he who trusts them too deeply.” Conan

The man in black fled across the desert.

And the Gunslinger followed.

If this was another alien, an invasion of the mole men, or just a general ‘world domination’ scheme, he was going to retire. He meant it this time. The previous twenty-eight oaths of retirement were now null and void.

"Make my way back home when I learn to fly high..." - Foo Fighters

’What is the worst of woes that wait on age? What stamps the wrinkle deeper on the brow? To view each loved one blotted from life’s page, And be alone on earth, as I am now.’

“A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. So is a lot.” – Albert Einstein

Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: [Hal Moore speaks to his men before going into battle] Look around you. In the 7th cavalry, we've got a captain from the Ukraine; another from Puerto Rico. We've got Japanese, Chinese, Blacks, Hispanics, Cherokee Indians. Jews and Gentiles. All Americans. Now here in the states, some of you in this unit may have experienced discrimination because of race or creed. But for you and me now, all that is gone. We're moving into the valley of the shadow of death, where you will watch the back of the man next to you, as he will watch yours. And you won't care what color he is, or by what name he calls God. They say we're leaving home. We're going to what home was always supposed to be. Now let us understand the situation. We are going into battle against a tough and determined enemy.
[pauses]
Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: I can't promise you that I will bring you all home alive. But this I swear, before you and before Almighty God, that when we go into battle, I will be the first to set foot on the field, and I will be the last to step off, and I will leave no one behind. Dead or alive, we will all come home together. So help me, God.

Joseph Galloway: [narrating] Some had families waiting, for others their only family would be the men they bled beside, there were no bands, flags no honor guards to welcome them home, they went to war because their country ordered them to, but in the end they fought not for country or their flag, they fought for each other
Joseph Galloway: We who have seen war will never stop seeing it, in the silence of the night we will always hear the screams. So this is our story... For we were soldiers once and young.

I left my world to wander in
this endless midnight sky,
for space is just a starry night
where no suns ever rise.

There are no mornings like my world's,
no shapes, no sounds, no signs.
But I could never count the suns
That my world's lost behind.

Dayna's Song, by Tanith Lee.

"My life closed twice before its close--

It yet remains to see

If Immortality unveil

A third event to me

So huge, so hopeless to conceive

As these that twice befell.

Parting is all we know of heaven,

And all we need of hell."

--Emily Dickinson

Sometimes, no matter how powerful you are, you just have to let heroes be heroes. Because not all stories are about you, and no story lasts forever. – Warlic, the Blue Mage

Heroes are born every day. Your neighbor might be a hero, and you just don’t know it. The common misconception about heroes is that people think that they are some kind of celebrities, which is totally not the case. A hero, at its core, is somebody who does extraordinary things in extraordinary times. Anybody can be a hero, your dog, your grandmother, that pesky guy in school that bugs you all the time; you might just not know it.

What it means to be a true hero; that one not only saves the day, but makes a difference within the lives of those he crosses paths with.

“Why are they here? Do they all want to die?” “Even if they want to die, they don’t want to see other people die. These are the people found on this street…”

A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Extraordinary people survive under the most terrible circumstances and they become more extraordinary because of it.

—Robertson Davies.

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says, “I'll try again tomorrow."

—Mary Anne Radmacher-Hershey

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan, "Press on," has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

—Calvin Coolidge

"Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred."

Words to reflect on...

Every end has a beginning, every beginning an end...

Every drop of sweat in training is one less drop of blood in battle.

With great power, comes great responsibillity.

To defeat one's enemies, first must one understand and defeat oneself.

Know the enemy, and not yourself, and you will fail every time.

Greed. Pride. Wrath. Envy. Lust. Sloth. Gluttony. Why can people always remember the Seven Deadly Sins, but not the Seven Holy Virtues?

Only when you have someone precious to protect, can you become truly powerful.

Knowing is half the battle. Doing is the rest.

Racism is a result of weak-minded fools. Hatred should be equal-opportunity, and merited.

Think outside the box? Why? The box is there for a reason. I feel safe in the box...

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost...

If only I had done more...

Consistancy is key. Keep true to yourself, and you'll find the way.

Tyrants. Sadists. Rapists. Those who do evil will come to know me well...

If only words could convey my feelings for you...

Fall down seven times, get up eight...

Revenge? No. Revenge isn't a valid motive. It's an emotional response.

Tell me where your God is now, in your hour of greatest need.

Such things are not meant to be pondered by mortals. Best leave well enough alone.

I'm not a smart man. But I do know what love is.

Love is unconditional. Love is pure, and good. Love is power, and potential, and passion. So why do we hate?

So many would follow the darkness, if not for the ones who guide them...

Please... Just... Make me understand...

Always remember, Never forget. The Sin shall remain, with all my regret...

Death is but a second beginning...

You are you. That's all that matters.

All stories are lies. But good stories are lies made from light and fire. And they lift our hearts out of the dust, and out of the grave. - Martin Thole's son, from the comic Lucifer, issue 70, Fireside Tales

Writing has to be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the topic, short enough to be interesting.

“To see a world

in a grain of sand,

and Heaven in a

wildflower;

Hold Infinity in the

palm of your hand,

And Eternity in an hour.”

William Blake (1757-1827)

There's an old saying among the shipwrights. Manueverability, Versatility, Firepower,

Livability. Choose any two.

The search for truth is more precious than its possession. -Albert Einstein

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
-Robert Frost

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'”
-John Whittier

Memento Mori: A Latin phrase that has several meanings.

“Remember that you are mortal.”

“Remember you will die.”

“Remember that you must die.”

“Remember...your death.”

"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
-James Dean

"The road to hell was ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning, and paved with good intentions" -16th century proverb

Let's remember...

the things we've seen,

and the things we hope to see.

Dance like no one's watching,

Love like you've never been hurt before,

Sing like no one's listening,

Live like Heaven's on earth.

Enter, stranger, but take heed

Of what awaits the sin of greed,

For those who take, but do not earn,

Must pay dearly in their turn.

So if you seek beneath our floors

A treasure that was never yours,

Thief, you have been warned, beware,

Of finding more than treasure there.

-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, J. K. Rowling

Cause when push comes to shove, you taste what you're made of,

You might bend till you break, cause it's all you can take,

On your knees you look up, decide you've had enough,

You get mad, you get strong, wipe your hands, shake it off,

When you stand...

-Stand, Rascal Flatts

Our lives are made

In these small hours

These little wonders

These twists and turns of fate

Time falls away

But these small hours

These small hours

Still remain...

-Little Wonders, Rob Thomas

There are two ways of spreading light--

to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

-Edith Wharton

A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. I want to line the pieces up...

yours and mine.

-Kingdom Hearts II

"Fifty years from now when you're looking back at your life,

don't you wanna be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"

-Sam Witwicky, Transformers (2007)

And, though the shadow of a sigh

May tremble through the story,

For 'happy summer days' gone by,

And vanish'd summer glory--

It shall not touch, with breath of bale,

The pleasance of our fairy-tale.

-Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.

-Ludwig van Beethoven

Murphy's law: 1. If anything can go wrong, it will." 2. "If there's more than one possible outcome of a job or task, and one of those outcomes will result in disaster or an undesirable consequence, then somebody will do it that way" 3. "Whatever can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time, in the worst possible way."

Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies: As a discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

Hanlon's razor: 1. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. 2. Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

Amara's Law: "We tend to overestimate the effect of a technology in the short run and underestimate the effect in the long run.

Benford's law of controversy: The Passion of an agruement is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available.

Dilbert Principal: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Gall's Law: "A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked."

Herblock's Law: If it's good, they'll stop making it.

Hutber's Law: "Improvement means deterioration".

Littlewood's Law: Individuals can expect a miracle to happen to them at the rate of about one per month.

Meadow's Law: One is a tragedy, two is suspicious and three is murder, until proved otherwise.

Muphry's Law: If you write anything criticizing editing or proofreading, there will be a fault of some kind in what you have written.

Okrent's Law: The pursuit of balance can create imbalance because sometimes something is true.

Parkingson's Law:Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

Peter's Principle: In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

Reilly's Law: People generally patronize the largest mall in the area.

Roemer's Law: A hospital bed built is a bed filled

Rothbard's Law: Everyone specializes in his own area of weakness.

Sayre's Law: "In any dispute the intensity of feeling is inversely proportional to the value of the stakes at issue." By way of corollary, the law adds: "That is why academic politics are so bitter."

Schneier's Law: Any person can invent a security system so clever that she or he can't think of how to break it.

Segal's law A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."

Skitt's law a corollary of Muphry's law, variously expressed as "any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself" or "the likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster."

Stigler's law: No scientific discovery is named after its original discoverer.

Sturgeon's revelation "90 percent of everything is crud."

Sutton's law "'Go where the money is'".

Wiener's Law There are no answers, only cross-references.

Four lessons. 1 One choice can often change ones fate. 2 It is easier to reach ones dreams with help. 3 The name makes the man. 4 To make a name for yourself you often have to add some weight to your name.

What Makes A Good Fic By: Kraken's Ghost (trust me, this guy knows what the hell he is talking about, check his account out)

Interesting plot.
Proper, natural, and generally well done character development.
New and innovating ideas and concepts, especially ones that inspire the urge to write a fic of your own.
The original concepts, ideas, and characters as laid out by the author's canon are all given their just due. (After all, if we were important, we'd be making money off our writing, not wasting our time writing fanfics. :P)
Are there concepts in this fic that are just flat out sexy, in one way or another?
Proper grammar. (This is a killer.)
Proper spelling. (Another killer, but not as severe as grammar.)
How addictive the fic is. Do you want to see the latest chapter like yesterday or could you care less about whether this chimpanzee that advertises itself as an author lets loose another stream textual garbage?
Whether the fic in general gives you a powerful motivation to start writing you own.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #1-- Readers will absolute love a completed work but will invariably pick apart and inadvertently attempt to destroy it if given a hand in its creation. Be especially wary of open forums in this regard. Either have a healthy self image or screen your pre-readers carefully to avoid this failure.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #2-- The phrase "...that's just another excuse to (plot device)." indicates you are dealing with a person of below average insight as to how fiction is written. These people should not be allowed to influence your work in any way because everything is a means to an end and is therefore "an excuse" to achieve that end. For example; "...(plot device) is just another excuse to lock Ranma as a girl." This is an empty statement attempting to hide behind factual expertise; a bludgeon used by particular readers that don't get their way or don't approve of your plot. It contains no value beyond personal opinion and should therefor be treated as such.

Fanfiction Failure Metarule #3-- There is no impossible in fanfiction. Every once in a while you'll run into that anal retentive plot nazi that will say it simply can't be done like that. It doesn't matter what 'that' is because 'it' simply can't be done and they are, of course, the foremost authority on such matters. Normally this advisement is made by people that don't know they're closet creativity thieves; people who don't realize that their favorite series usually has either plot holes you can drive a death star through or that same series has Lucky God martial Artists, Flying airships, and springs of drowned Asura-zebra-octopi-phoenix-yeti-bulls. Sadly, their disagreements usual come down to little more than opinion of what is in reality- say it with me -magical bullshit. As such, these people should be given as little creative share in your work as possible. All that said, there is a difference between the broken ideology of "can't be done" and the more realistic "shouldn't be done". Consult the Rules of Fanfiction Failure for a head start on those.

A few rules you must follow in order to not fail at fanfiction.

1) Your summary fails. It really does. This is the hook, your foot in the door. Avoid asking your readers questions here and avoid references to other parts of said fic. "What if Ranma fell into the world of Mario and saved the princess?" HE'LL EXPLODE INTO GOOEY CHUNKS AND SHOWER THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WITH CRIMSON RAIN, DROWNING TURTLES AND PLUMBERS ALIKE IN A LAKE OF MARTIAL ARTS CANAGE. Seriously, don’t give your reader a chance to answer that question themselves. Next time you read a review that's formed into a question, please remember the above reply. Secondly, such reviews impart no useful information to your audience. Likewise, "Continuing from part five, review my ass please" is similarly annoying. Hey genius, I didn't read part one. What's that about again? Convince me I should take the time to read ch1 before even considering part five. Be creative, give them a little bite of what to expect. Most entertaining is "I'm bad at summaries." The amount of fail in that statement could light Crystal Tokyo for a couple hundred years and encourages nobody to read your fic.

2) Your Grammar/Spelling fails. This is a direct indication about how much you care about your fic, and therefore how much we as readers should care about the fic. Every time you fail miserably at this, Chuck Norris kills a kitten. What's worse, you know you're failing and release the fic anyway. Don't cry when you get reamed by your reviewers. Why you aren't molesting the spell/grammar check function at a minimum is beyond me.

3) Your Plot Bludgeons fail. What is a plot bludgeon? You know, those pieces of information you impart on readers so obvious it hurts to read. An example of one I recently encountered-- Ukyo was really a flat chested man, unwraps himself to reveal that fact and say, "heheh, I can't believe I keep fooling them!" ...And i would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those darn kids. Okay, so you want to get a point across to the reader. Great. But very rarely is there call to light your plot point up as a huge neon lit Las Vegas strip sign. Learn subtly. Weave it naturally into the story. Ranma is a genius! Great, but tell me a story about it, not as an outright fact. Exceptions do exist, though most don't apply to you anyway.

4) Your obscure plot fails. Big rule... The more obscure/complex your plot is, the more it needs built up through detail and storytelling. Likewise, the more important an event is in that plot, the more attention you need to pay it. Glossing over critical event is not allowed. Zap! Ranma is a female permanently now and feels suicidal. Huh? What? Ranma got mad and killed his father for all the injustices visited upon him. Whoa there, Tex. Might want to tell us what triggered that rampage or what led up to the critical events you insist only require one sentence explanations. If you have something weird going on, your readers might like to know some basic information... Like who what why how where, some history, motivations, etc...

5) Your Dialogue fails. This mainly pertains to the structuring of said dialogue, not the content. The Pope will visit you tonight and rape your keyboard if you ever post a page full of dialogue without framing and context again. Don't assume your reader knows who's talking. Tell them who is talking. If you're feeling frisky, tell them how that character feels when they're talking. maybe the expressions on their face. What they're doing. Dialogue is like a picture... It needs a frame if you're going to hang it on the wall properly. Of course, you could just nail it up there, but that's why you fail.

6) Your Shallow characters fail. Believe it or not, not everybody has read your favorite series. I KNOW! It's tough to swallow, but it’s true. Take a moment to tell us a bit about their appearance. Detail their mannerisms though story telling. Sure, you can assume if they're reading in a certain section they probably have at least basic knowledge of the series, but frankly, that's a poor excuse not to embellish your characters with detail and depth. Sure, everybody knows who Optimus Prime is (did I just use him as an example? Yeck), but your story will fail less if you paint him in color instead of black and white.

7) Your short chapters fail. Hardcore. Mainly, because they give you so little space to impart critical plot and/or knowledge to the reader, forcing you to condense a lot of information into a short blurp. This normally leads to failures 2-6. Similarly, you drag out scenes that really should be combined into one flowing work. For example, watching Ranma wallow in angst for several short chapters while not really taking the story anywhere is not fun. It's like watching an episode of DBZ once a week. It's excruciating.

8) Your derivative plot fails. Wheee! Ranma loses his memory after being locked as a female! Most readers are not opposed to this on average, but before you go thinking you're Stephen King, remember two things: Assume it's been done before and buy a six pack of originality down at the corner 7-11. Your story/chapter needs a hook, no matter how good it is. Just because it has been done doesn't mean you shouldn't try your hand at it, but do your research on the competition before you just dive right in.

9) Your reviewers fail. Actually, no they don't. They're entitled to their opinion. Don't get defensive and don't argue with them because you're inherently insecure about your work. Self confidence is required when facing your reviewers and actually debating their opinon on your work is bad taste. Honestly, why did you even bother posting in the first place? If you're writing for enjoyment, they shouldn't matter anyway. If you're writing to improve yourself, take notes. If you're writing for the warm fuzzy glow of praise, quit right now or stop failing so much. If you were that good, you wouldn't be posting fiction here. Nothing says insecurity and ass like a running review war. Yes, reviewers CAN be wrong, but so what? Arguing with them is a waste of your time anyway.

10) Your Altverse fails.What do you get when you strip your main character of his canon personality, kill off all the supporting cast and send him off into another xover series? You get one big bucket of suck. Any story where you can replace the main character with the name "Ed" and not know the difference automatically fails nine times out of ten. Do yourself a favor and assume you aren't that tenth time. Why did you even bother choosing that character and series to begin with if you were just going to piss all over the story and abandon it next chapter? Ha ha ha! Ranma doesn't have a curse, lost all his memories to the neko ken and has been training with Bruce Lee in the cyber wars of 2010! Of course that's ridiculous sounding, but it’s amazing how many aspiring authors totally divorce the characters from their original canon so completely. The sooner you accept the fact that you should scrub these fics from your hard drive with a brillo pad, the better.

Exceptions exist to nearly all of these rules. They probably don't apply to you, but hey, it's called a disclaimer for a reason.

If you will practice being fictional for a while,
you will understand that fictional characters are
sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats.
- Richard Bach

"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."

So come ye childhood heros
Won't you rise up from the pages
Of your comic books
Your supercrooks
And show us all the way?

"The worldly hope men set their hearts upon
Turns ashes -- or it prospers; and anon,
Like snow upon the desert's dusty face
Lighting a little hour or two -- is gone."

"The moving finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy piety nor wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a line,
Nor all thy tears wash out a word of it."

The whisper of a secret,

A wisp of dreams lost,

A pinch of love spurned,

A hint of hope,

The sound of silence,

And a cat’s footstep.

All to make a simple miracle.

We are the writers,

The dreamweavers,

We fabricate the line between myth and reality;

In our stories, we blur that line so myth becomes reality,

And reality becomes myth.

Words to live by...

I have a rendezvous with Death
At some disputed barricade,
When Spring comes back with rustling shade
And apple-blossoms fill the air-
I have a rendezvous with Death
When Spring brings back blue days and fair.

It may be he shall take my hand
And lead me into his dark land
And close my eyes and quench my breath-
It may be I shall pass him still.
I have a rendezvous with Death
On some scarred slope of battered hill,
When Spring comes round again this year
And the first meadow-flowers appear.

God knows 'twere better to be deep
Pillowed in silk and scented down,
Where love throbs out in blissful sleep,
Pulse nigh to pulse, and breath to breath,
Where hushed awakenings are dear...
But I've a rendezvous with Death
At midnight in some flaming town,
When Spring trips north again this year,
And I to my pledged word am true,
I shall not fail that rendezvous.

What man’s land is the graveyard?

It is the crowded home of ghosts, -

Wise and foolish shoulder to shoulder.

The King of the Dead claims them all;

Man’s fate knows no tarrying

– Anonymous

Where the road is dark and the seed is sowed

Where the gun is cocked and the bullet's cold

Where the miles are marked in blood and gold

I'll meet you further on up the road

‘Further On (Up The Road)’ by Bruce Springsteen

Water drowns and freezes.

Wind severs and rends.

Earth swallows and crushes.

Lightning sunders and scorches.

But all pales before fire, which smolders all without difference or distinction.

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

-Bene Gesserit litany against fear.

"Before the Beginning of years,
There came to the making of man,
Time, with a gift of tears,
Grief, with a cup that ran,
Pleasure, with a pain of leaven,
Summer, with flowers that fell,
Remembrance, fallen from heaven,
And Madness risen from hell,
Strength, without hands to smite,
Love, that endures for a breath,
Night, the shadow of light,
And Death, the shadow of life."

In brightest day, in darkest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light.

Battle not with monsters

lest ye become a monster

and if you gaze into the abyss

the abyss gazes into you.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

Beyond the reach of human range

A drop of hell, a touch of strange…

A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,

And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,

And the dry stone no sound of water. Only

There is shadow under this red rock,

(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),

And I will show you something different from either

Your shadow in the morning striding behind you

Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;

I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

—T . S. Eliot

“The Waste Land”

"A Goddess wept, two lives untold,

The secrets hidden manifold,

A scorpion's tale will wait and strike,

the Ghost will rise and join the fight.

Born a human, raised by blade

will come to whispered element's aid

Defy the Gods and conquer Death,

Thy will is thine own recompense."

Though they go mad,

they shall be sane

Though they sink through

the sea, they shall rise again

Though lovers be lost,

love shall not

And death shall have no dominion.

~Dylan Thomas

We had a crystal moment

Snatched from the hands of time,

A golden, singing moment

Made for love and rhyme.

What if it shattered in our hands

As crystal moments must?

Better than earthen hours

Changing to lifeless dust.

The world makes perfect sense to those with faith.

So easily they comprehend it all.

There’s no such thing as ghost or ghoul or wraith.

So says the voice inside the crystal ball.

It tells them where to plant and what to eat

And even how the girls should wear their hair.

With it their own poor logic can’t compete.

It sometimes even seems to hear their prayer.

Can faith withstand a look behind the veil?

When crystal shards are plucked from out their eyes,

When faithful people see their godheads fail,

Will they then sift the truth out of the lies?

For oracles are sometimes only men,

And it’s not their war ready to begin.

An old Cherokee was teaching his grandchildren about life. He said to them, "A battle is raging inside me ... it is a terrible fight between two wolves. One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority and ego. The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, sharing, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, friendship, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

The old man fixed the children with a firm stare. "This same fight is going on inside you, and inside every other person, too."

They thought about it for a minute and then one child asked his grandfather, "Which wolf will win?"

The old Cherokee replied: "The one you feed."

Suspension of Disbelief

I'm tired of know-it-alls folks. I've had it up to my proverbial ears with people who read the fics put on this site and think they know what the hell is going on. I'm talking about those of you who have lost your suspension of disbelief since you've begun reading fanfiction.

Don't know what suspension of disbelief is? Allow me to guide you through the darkness...

Suspension of disbelief is an occurence where you go into something where you partially know what's going to happen and yet still look at it as if it is a new occurence. Most people who watch movies go in with a suspension of disbelief. So do people who watch pro wrestling. And those who read books by the same author time after time.

Fanfiction readers need to find their suspension of disbelief again...and learn to sit back, shut the fuck up, and read the damn story for the hell of it again.

Just because you think you know what's going to happen doesn't mean it will. Fanfiction follows a very loose sense of guidelines to anything canon. Anything can happen outside the norm in fanfiction. Powerlevels go up and down. People can live or die. Yaoi happens. The point is that everything can be bent to the will of the author.

You folks need to learn that when you open up a new page to read a story you've never read before you need to leave all your preconceptions about canon at the door. Once you start to read, it should always, always be a new journey. Just because you read one of my stories doesn't mean they're all the same. They aren't. And just because you read one Stephen King book, does that mean that you know what the hell is going on in the next one?

Of course not.

It's time to get back that childish wonder we used to have, folks. It's time to rediscover why we visit this website. It's time for this to be fun again.

Remember, the next time you start to read a new fan fiction story, leave everything you know behind. Let the author tell the story and you'll be a lot happier. Read as if you'd never heard of canon. Read as if it's your first time to ever read a story...

...and relearn how enjoyable it is to just relax and read for fun...

Healer's Dilemma

A child, the child of my heart, though never of my name,
Who shares my Gift; whose eyes, though young, are mine- the very same
Who shares my every thought, whose skillful hands I taught so well
Now hear the hardest lesson I shall ever have to tell.

Young Healer, I have taught you all I know of wounds and pain-
Of illnesses, and all the herbs of blessing and of bane-
Of all the usage of all your Gift; all that I could impart-
And how you learned, young Healer, put rejoicing to my heart.

But there is yet one lessoning I cannot give to you
For you must find your own way there- judge what is sound and true
This lesson is the cruelest ever Healer had to teach-
It is- what you must do when there are those you cannot reach.

However great your Gift there will be times when you will fail
There will be those you cannot help, your skill cannot prevail.
When you fight Death, and lose to Him, or what might yet be worse
You win- to find the wreak He left regards you with a curse.

And worst of all, and harder still, the times when it's a friend
Who looks to you to bring him peace and make his torment end-
What will you do, young Healer, when there's nothing you can do?
I can give only council, for the rest is up to you.

This only will I council you; that if you build a shell
Of armor close about you, then you close yourself in Hell.
And of your heart should harden, then you Gift will fade and die
And all that you have lived and learned will then become a lie.

As you must, I have faced the fear, the pain in dying eyes
Sometimes I have told the truth, and sometimes gentle lies
As you will I have faced the times my skill brings no redress
And wonder if my gift was truly meant to curse or bless.

My child, your Healing hands are guided by your Healing heart
And this is all the wisdom all my learning can impart.
You take this pain upon you as you challenge life unknown-
And there can be no answer here but one- and that's your own.

Where now the good Story?

Where is the original plot flowing, the romance growing, the battle-spell glowing?

Where is the wild wind blowing, the new seed sowing

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow.

Like birdsong through the trees have they gone down in the West.

Down behind the hills and into shadow, Yet the spark remains.

The final dying embers that rekindle the imagination, the few faint sparks that shall leap again to blaze at the call of the new master.

Again shall foe be met, shall blood be let.

Again shall the battle form, the minions swarm, the power storm.

Again shall the Child be called, the evil stalled, the readers enthralled

For all is not yet lost.

Disclaimer for all of my stories, in the interests of expediency:

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Chasing Shadows by silencia20 reviews
It has been two years since the girl that was once Jasmine Potter last set foot into Konohagakure. Now she finds herself surrounded by sinister plots, and dangerous foes are on the rise. With old and new allies by her side, she'll fight to protect everything she has ever loved. Now if only it were so easy to unravel who is friend and who is foe... Sequel to 'Growing Strong'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,581 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 3h - Published: 11/6/2015
Russian Roulette by Vixen Tail reviews
No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 399,221 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 19h - Published: 3/9/2015 - Skull, Arcobaleno, OC
Child of Heaven by jacques0 reviews
Throw a stone into a river and it causes ripples...A soft spoken yet courageous girl get thrown into the world of Fairy Tail and she start to cause ripples...some she might not be even aware of...Self insert. (For wikia link page check my IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 156 - Words: 459,744 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/1/2013
Black Sky by Umei no Mai reviews
When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 115 - Words: 434,951 - Reviews: 4599 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/1/2014 - [Xanxus, Harry P.] Theodore N., Varia
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,990 - Reviews: 6272 - Favs: 9,370 - Follows: 10,340 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Desperately Seeking Ranma by PixelWriter1 reviews
Ranma and Kasumi are missing, everyone is annoyed about it. Nabiki is doing her best, Akane is going slowly crazy (or at least crazier) and the parents are still idiots. There is a character list linked from my profile. (Chapter 54 onwards has a form of Sailor Moon crossover, which sort of just happened ;O )
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 1,358,579 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Ranma, Nabiki, Kasumi, OC
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 116 - Words: 571,576 - Reviews: 13135 - Favs: 8,865 - Follows: 8,536 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Traveler by The Straight Elf reviews
Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 864,194 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Nidoran, Nidorino, Nidoking
Lucidity by PuppetMaster55 reviews
Challenge by TenchiSaWaDa. What if Naruto lost himself to the bloodlust of the Kyuubi at the Valley of the End? What if he was banished? What if he gathered the other Jinchuuriki? No harem, not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 247,629 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Naruto U.
The Cuckoo by shanatique reviews
Well-behaved women seldom made history, as the saying went, and she was fine with that. She was entirely content with her new lot in life, even if it came with a name she stole from a girl who was never born and a face that didn't even match that name. She was happy. And then a meddlesome magi decided to throw her into a Dungeon. It was the start of a very distressing trend.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,481 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Kougyoku R., Yunan
A Flower Amongst Devils by Wrathie Winsre reviews
Minako certainly didn't expect to be here, in a new world and fending for herself amongst Devils, Fallens, Angels and Youkai, and with only her Personas to guide her! She also never expected to play negotator either, what happened to just flat out saving the world again? An AU, Crossover Fic
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 410,261 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Female Protagonist
Hell is a Martial Artist by Ozzallos reviews
When the Grand Demoness of Hell finds a new play toy, she gets more than she bargained for with Ranma Saotome, gender cursed heir of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 187,279 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 12/3/2015 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Ranma
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 339,008 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 4,173 - Follows: 4,066 - Updated: 11/21/2015 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Growing Strong by silencia20 reviews
A young Jasmine Potter escapes a terrible home situation by teleporting herself to the Elemental Nations. Against all odds, she will turn her life around, gain family and friends, and finally… Grow Strong. fem!Harry. Warning: Abuse in first chapter, mentions of abuse in following ones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 282,529 - Reviews: 3360 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Shikamaru N., Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cast in Gold by shyft reviews
What makes a hero? A Cause? Survival? Power? Maybe all of the above. Evangelion/Exalted
Crossover - Evangelion & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 612,863 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shinji I.
Symbiosis by ConstructiveWriter reviews
In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 342,303 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 140 - Words: 986,218 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna - Complete
The Dark Lords Ascendant by claymade reviews
The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 227,094 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ryoga, Ranma
The Bad Cut by Ozzallos reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,637 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
Fairy Boy Forgotten by Icy Cake reviews
While out on a mission, Wendy and her teammates discover an ancient temple where they find a mysterious, injured boy. Much to their disappointment, the child suffers from severe amnesia and is devoid of any memories. It's up to Wendy and her friends to help him remember who he really is. Many thanks to The Epic Legion for the fantastic cover!
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,138 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Link, Wendy M.
Ranma of the Shield by fanboy913 reviews
Weird things happen all the time but for Ranma they are often a bit stranger. Pulled away from his chaotic life in Japan he finds himself a standing in a world on the edge of destruction. Follow his adventures there as he saves a country that thinks he is a devil shows this world what damage a martial artist can do. And for the first time in his life attract women that dont hit him
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,307 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014
Quiet Magics by GundamAce reviews
Poor Ranma just can't help himself when it comes to being the hero. Now he's stepping in to help out a magical girl in distress. What could possibly go wrong? Ranma/SM
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,424 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ranma
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14239 - Favs: 18,281 - Follows: 15,871 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Blood That Flows by Nanya reviews
In Mid-Childan Year 0050, a powerful sorceress found herself lost on Non-Adminstered World 97. Fifteen years later, her daughter is about to discover her mother's legacy and her own destiny. Rated M for the StrikerS arc.
Crossover - Slayers & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 327 - Words: 807,020 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Lina I., Nanoha T., Yuuno S., Hayate Y.
Intertwined Destinies by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
Jade Potter is a lonely girl from England who just happens to have a dark and secretive past. When she goes to Japan as part of a school assignment, she and seven other children are summoned to a strange world, where not all is as it seems. Just what is the Digital World, and how will everyone get back home again? Will they want to? And who exactly is Jade?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 280,222 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Harry P., Taichi Y./Tai K.
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 236,158 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 11/18/2008
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 510,604 - Reviews: 6774 - Favs: 6,252 - Follows: 4,859 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Rise of the Chosen by Ainrhyr reviews
Aile was just an ordinary transporter, until she got chosen to wield the legendary Biometal Model X she has to fight, just to protect her friends, her beliefs, her sanity, and her life against a force dead-set on the destruction of everything.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,771 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Aile, X, Zero
Lux Aeterna by Krahae reviews
Ranma's curse gets altered during his time in Jusendo. Hoping to fix the issue, he returns - only to make things even worse. Now, he has to seek out the very thing that's been a bane to his life, to fix it. Magic. Mostly a Ranma-chan story. AN inside.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,159 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Ranma
The Legend of Zelda: Sacred Reliquary by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
This is not the Hyrule you know. An ageless Princess rules from cold spires high above, a dark horror stalks the nights, a small band of rebels fights for the people, and a ruthless warrior named Ganondorf thirsts for the blood of nobles.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 164,330 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Link, Midna, Ganondorf, Zelda
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8283 - Favs: 5,547 - Follows: 3,531 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 3,334 - Follows: 3,315 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Wings of Frontier by Calvo reviews
It's been nearly fifty five years since the Holy Grail War, and the world has changed substantially for Shirou Emiya in the intervening years
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Macross Frontier - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 175,072 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Shirō E.
Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11866 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 10,744 - Follows: 7,457 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
To That Faraway Sky by cywscross reviews
Tsuna's never liked attention so it's only natural for Ienari to stand out more. But being himself means a mom and a brother who don't care about him, and Tsuna doesn't have enough tolerance to overlook it for long. He won't change who he is just to make them like him so he leaves. Three years later, Reborn arrives to train Nari, only to discover that there's one Sawada missing.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,374 - Reviews: 1893 - Favs: 4,755 - Follows: 4,666 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Help Wanted by JonaBee reviews
A dark force awakens in another demension... again. Ranma's mother is hiding a secret... again. Everything is Ranma's fault... again, and Sailor Pluto is annoyed... Again.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jadeite/Jedite, Ranma
Dark Guild Konoha by Sir Godot reviews
Oración Seis is defeated, but yet another Dark Guild makes its appearance. Their mages wield strange powers, but no one knows where they came from. What's their objective? And are the 'mages' of Konoha truly evil? Fighters clash, and war seems inevitable. Story completed, adopted and continued by XenotheWise135 under the title "Troubles Never Cease".
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,061 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U., Natsu D. - Complete
From The Ashes Of Magic by Dreetje reviews
After his fifth year, Harry disappears without a trace. After weeks of uncertainty, Hermione is visited by Tonks who has all the answers to her friend's disappearance. What she learns, changes everything she knows. FEMHarry/Tonks. Check my poll for info
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,094 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Tainted Ideals by Stormedge reviews
In the fire that ravaged Fuyuki city, it was not Emiya Kiritsugu who saved the life of a young Shirou, but the tainted grail itself.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,590 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Shirō E.
The Definition of a Reploid by Laryna6 reviews
Is a replica android: a copy of X. After X disappears, Ciel creates an X with red eyes and no idea what he's in for. Luckily, X didn't raise any idiots. Unluckily, Weil's coming back. Those who inherit the future must be ready to defend their birthright.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 227,617 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Zero, Ciel, Copy X, Sage Harpuia - Complete
FateStay Night: Champions Route by Farmer Kyle reviews
After Arturia fails to destroy it during the Fifth War, The Holy Grail turns back the clock and the Fifth Heaven's Feel begins anew. But a story retold never changes, unless by direct intervention. Fate is defied; the Works of man crumble; Heaven is torn asunder. Be wary Servants, for a new path has opened. Welcome Champions, to the Holy Grail War.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Shirō E., Taiga F.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 11,806 - Follows: 11,054 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
How Troublesome by Rumer Hasit reviews
Shikamaru's life was going fine; he avoided going on missions and Ino, smoked a lot, and watched clouds. Now, he's discovered Naruto's biggest secret, is being forced to go on a mission, and life has gotten a whole lot more complicated. How troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,353 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Runes of Atlantis by Midnighter 13 reviews
Harry has a talent for languages, he learns fifteen of them before he reaches Hogwarts. Will he be able to learn the British Spell language fluently? And what other uses might that language have?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,994 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 3,132 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Elizabeth W.
Millennium by Black Dragon6 reviews
Guardian spinoff and Sailor Moon crossover. My first full dive into the worn path of SM Ranma crosses! Let's see how many characters I can totally corrupt...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 411,958 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2005
Mass Effect New Origins V2 by erttheking reviews
On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 442,687 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Dark Lords Strike Back by claymade reviews
As Queen Metallia nears release, those who oppose her prepare themselves for battle. Now, between the Dark Kingdom, the Sailor Senshi, and the martial artists the fate of humanity will be decided... and a course will be set to the future.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 76,297 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Ranma, Ryoga - Complete
Hurricane Suite by The Pro reviews
A different sealing. A different beginning. Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. The instinct of a born fighter made him grow; the knowledge of what he had to do drove him. For in the Shinobi world, it's duty above all. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,249 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Stargate Reopened by andrewjameswilliams reviews
Joint fic with Keiran Halcyon and Wolf of Dawn. An AU reimagination of Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,256 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010
The Left Hand of the Death God by Farmer Kyle reviews
Gandalfr; The Left Hand of God; This was the familiar protecter of the Founder Brimir. A master of weapons that would take on armies to protect its master. Who better for such a role then someone whose very name means 'one who protects?
Crossover - Bleach & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,773 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ichigo K., Louise
Zero Interface by Golden Arms reviews
Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.
Crossover - Ranma & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,510 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ranma, Louise
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2272 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 3,363 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Psynergy by Farmer Kyle reviews
Synergy: the interaction of two or more forces so that their combined effect is greater than the sum of their individual effects. Watch as Ranma discovers just what happens when you add new powers with a capital P to the already chaotic synergy of Nerima.
Crossover - Ranma & Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Ranma
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 2,849 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
When it all Comes Together by F-Hazard reviews
Let's see, what's to tell about me? I own a small candy store, I am as close to being a master of seals as anyone my age can be, and I have a voice in my head, er, sword. My name? Well, I was born as Naruto, now... not so much.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 95,942 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., K. Urahara
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat by Ol'Velsper reviews
On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 158,175 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Shirō E., Archer - Complete
Leadership by Meinos Kaen reviews
Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,422 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Seal of Legion by Syroc reviews
A slight alteration in the preliminary fights of the Chuunin Exams has dire consequences for Naruto and Ino. One shot, no romance. A response to a challenge posed by Vaanarash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,064 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Konoha by AlcatrazOutpatient reviews
Because we are Konoha. Just Konoha. Come and get us.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 343,956 - Reviews: 5388 - Favs: 4,707 - Follows: 2,608 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
Mistress Ciel by Archaon reviews
-One-Shot. MMZ, MMC hints.- Six months after Ragnarok, Ciel happens upon a collection of files on time travel, signed by none other but Dr. Albert Wily. With the world’s future looking bleak, she decides to take a chance.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,534 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Ciel, Zero - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Gender Roles by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic. Alia asks the question we all want the answer to: why does Zero look like a woman? But then, why does Alia? It's not like 'she's' female either. The chest additions allow you to wear pretty clothes and store snacks.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2008 - X, Zero, Alia - Complete
Potential by Shadow Rave reviews
SM Crossover. Due to a lapse in the chaos of Ranma's life, Fate steps in to take advantage of the opportunity. Ranmachan finds herself playing host to a war of souls where a struggling Hotaru Tomoe is fighting for her very existence against Mistress 9.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 133 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Ranma
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4402 - Favs: 6,874 - Follows: 2,445 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
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Graceful Degradation reviews
Cutting corners hurt Precia once and she wasn't going to risk Alicia's last chance by doing so again. And when the Arthra encounters a distortion of time-space, things get dicey on NonAdministered Planet 97 without the TSAB to support Nanoha and Yuuno...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,451 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Yuuno S.
Left Behind by Winter reviews
The death of someone close to you is never easy to deal with. Not even if the person dying doesn't like you very much. Of course, Cirno isn't going to give up on Letty that easily...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Letty W., Cirno - Complete
Never the Hero reviews
Saotome Ranma was not a hero. He knew this to be true, beyond a shadow of a doubt. And he was fine with that. But sometimes, part of him wished...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Ranma - Complete
Questions and Crystals reviews
"What do you fight for?" "Love and justice." She had never doubted that. Love and justice were beautiful things, and in their names she did wonderful things. But maybe, just maybe, she should have stopped to think about it at least once.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Neo-Queen Serenity - Complete
Shinobi Do Not Like Colors reviews
Civilians never understood. And, in some ways, it was best for them not to try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Weyard's Flight reviews
Infinite volumes of water flow off the edge of Gaia Falls. Weyard is a world with no foundation. Knowledge is preserved in enclaves. One being connects all these facts. A story of saving the world... and what happens afterwards.
Crossover - Ranma & Golden Sun - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,762 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Ranma - Complete
Why Are They There? reviews
Four House Heads, each with a different reason for being at Hogwarts. Why are they there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete