Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Pride and Prejudice.
Once upon a time, there was a girl. This girl was very deprived, for she had never read Harry Potter. Then, one day after the sixth book came out, her mom convinced her to read the first book. She did, and her life was changed forever. Her brain was literally rewired so that she saw everything only as it related to Harry Potter. Then, years later, she stumbled across a website with something she had never heard before: fanfiction. Her obsession multiplied. Now, in addition to reading fanfiction, she will also write them, as well as dreaming about them nonstop and often getting confused as to what is canon and what is fanfiction. She will love you forever if you read any of her stories, and love you ten times more if you review. This is a true story.
Favorite Pairings: (in no particular order)
Harry and Ginny
Ron and Hermione
James and Lily
Rose and Scorpius
Severus and Lily (unrequited ONLY)
Remus and Tonks
Teddy and Victorie
Draco and Astoria
Percy and Audrey
Pairings I Would Like to Murder:
Draco and Any of the Golden Trio
Harry and Ron
Draco and Ginny
Snape and Any of the Golden Trio
Voldemort and Any of the Golden Trio
Harry and Hermione (they're FRIENDS!)
Scorpius and Lily
Teddy and Any Weasley/Potter other than Victorie
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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
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If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile.
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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wondered why Malfoy always wears a black suit, although he is pure blood and it would make more sense for him to be wearing robes like his father, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you are really random put this on your profile.
Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
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If you just said "WHAT?!" put this into your profile, too.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
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1 out of 6 people are insane. except when you're friends with me and my friends, then 6 out of 6 people are insane.
Reality is more fun when you make it up
Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field
I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
When in doubt, say a quote
When in doubt, make up words!
A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Normal people worry me.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils
By the time you read this, you've already read it
The road to success is always under construction
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
Don't follow me, I'm lost too
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them
Love? I'd rather fall in chocolate.
Doctors say I have multiple personalitys. We disagree with that.
If the world is full of crazy people, THEY'D MAKE ME THEIR LEADER.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubburn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
Have seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it
364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If your childhood was Harry Potter and you will disown any of your children who say otherwise, repost this or I'll surgically remove my nose and kill you in your sleep :)
Things To Ponder:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?