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Joined 06-26-10, id: 2420628, Profile Updated: 04-08-12
Author has written 1 story for Hunger Games.

Hullo :3

Name: Barney

Age: -whistles-

Gender: Female

Location: Somewhere in India.

Things I like: cats, rings, piercings, mocking terrible erotic fanfiction, cakes

Things I really don't like: Twilight, mosquitoes, Taylor Swift, Maths

I am on DeviantArt~ I don't post much, but there is some cool stuff over there. Check it out. http://siriuslyfanatic.deviantart.com/

~About me~

Hey there :D You can call me Barney.

I'm just a little bit crazy, and I use emoticons WAY too much.

I don't like my writing enough to post it on here, but I do review fics. :D

I am a fan of some stupid things that I don't care to talk about. Like Pokemon. Even though I'm probably too old for it. Sigh.

Send me a message if you'd like to talk. 8D I don't bite. Hard.

...are you sick of me talking yet? well? get out of here! shoo!

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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5484 - Favs: 8,140 - Follows: 8,778 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
In Name Only by Izzy Samson reviews
In the midst the Great Depression eighteen year old Katniss needs a miracle. Her Papa is dead, Mama has just been hauled off to the asylum, soon she'll be evicted, and Prim put into the child's home. WW1 Veteran, Peeta Mellark, gives her the means to save Prim, he offers to be her husband 'in name only'. The only hitch is; Katniss thinks she loves him.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,304 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Once Upon a Time by Lady Nightwisp reviews
Young Sirius and Regulus find a book of muggle fairy tales. The results: Misuse of Polyjuice potion, the failure of one of their father's business deals, and huge trouble for them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
101 Ways to Kill Umbridge by Espoir Noir reviews
Sick to death of his DADA professor, Ron decided to compile this list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Dolores U.
The Restaurant at the End of the Series by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
After the Second War, Sirius and Bellatrix talk over some unresolved issues, in a Burger King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Vampires and Valkyries by IWantALLtheIceCreamFlavours reviews
Odette Ivanjilinah Envy Neveah- Miko Valencia is a vampire Valkyrie. She can control air, earth, fire, water, and nuclear weapons except she can only control one of these each day and she never knows which one it will be. If she summons enough strength to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - OC, Harry P.
The Questionnaire by books4evah reviews
I have found out how little we wizards know about each other. In attempt to modify this, I, Romilda Vane, have created a godsend. The Questionnaire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 113,525 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Gay Adventures of the Terrific Two by PrincessMrsEfron43 reviews
OMG, dumbledor and grindlewald have totlly found love wit eachother, but will fate cruelly snatch their happiness away? or will tru wub conquer all? ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Albus D.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 4,635 - Follows: 355 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Mary Sues Cometh by citygirl1116 reviews
A lesser known Hogwarts class teaches new students what they really need to survive at school. A citygirl1116® parody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P.
Black Parade by hewhoistomriddle reviews
We'll rule the world, Sirius. You and me. Bellatrix said. You know why? 'Cause we're the best. Blackfic. OOC. not incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Howler by pyrebi reviews
James Potter is bored at school. One day at breakfast, a boy sitting beside him gets the one thing every student dreads: a Howler. My version of how James and Sirius met. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Phoenix's Life by Genkai Lady reviews
A short and rebellious alternate ending to the 5th book.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2004
Harry's Howler by RunningWithScissors-182 reviews
I always wondered what would have happened if Harry’s parents had been alive when Harry and Ron flew that car to school, especially if Sirius and Remus were at their house at the time. So consider this an AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/6/2004
Marriage reviews
Posy can't sleep. Fortunately, her big brother is there to help.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Gale H., Posy H. - Complete