Carlisle Bella and the Banana
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Contest: Carlisle, Bella and the Banana

In the beginning of Chapter 23 of Hide and Drink, Bella tells Edward about Carlisle stopping by the Swan residence with a Depo injection, a box of condoms, and a banana. Bella only give’s Edward the highlights of the discussion, and this is YOUR CHANCE to fill in the details! It could be from Carlisle’s POV as he voices his concerns about unwanted vampire spawn, or maybe Bella’s POV and her internal “I’m going to die of embarrassment” ways. Maybe there’s a secret Werewolf-monitored microphone hiding under the bed or Charlie’s outside the door listening to the whole thing. Whatever floats your boat…er…ship, since size matters.

Write a one-shot based on the beginning of Hide and Drink Chapter 23 - Realize and Rationalize – to describe what happens when Carlisle decides to talk to Bella about safe sex and uses a banana to demonstrate the proper application of a condom.

“I had lots of requests to write an outtake of this part of Hide and Drink, but I don’t actually plan on doing one. I thought I’d give the readers the next best thing.” -Savage

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Contest : Carlisle, Bella and the Banana

Oneshots must not be posted under your own account. Please email entries to Sparklingcitrus@gmail.com to be posted.

Rules -

1. Must be a one-shot and remain a one-shot. This premise is used by permission of the Hide and Dink author for this contest only. Expanding to other areas, POVs, etc. of Hide and Drink is not acceptable.

2. Minimum length of 1000 words, not including: headline, disclaimer, ANs, etc.

3. May or may not include any smut, but make sure to assign an appropriate rating.

4. Any POV is acceptable, including but not limited to characters objects or fruit should your imagination and creativity allow!

5. Beta readers highly suggested. Use your best editing, grammar, punctuation. Entries will be screened.

6. Serious (what you really think happened based on characters from H&D), OOC and crack-fics are all acceptable. Actually, most anything goes.

7. Collaborations welcome

8. Multiple entries allowed

9. Authors must be 18+ only, please

Judging

Depending on number of entries, judging will occur in one of two ways.Popular vote will determine the winner unless there is a high number of entries. If there is a large number of entries,the popular vote will determine the top 5 entries and then the judges will each read them and come to a consensus on the winning one shot.

Contest Dates –

Entries accepted from now until Aug 8th

Voting begins Aug 9th and ends Aug 15th

Winner announced August 22nd should the Judges have to vote, Aug 17th if the winner is based on popular vote. Winners will be announced on Sparkling Citrus found at www.Sparklingcitrus.weebly.com

Prizes –

Bragging rights.

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Banana Hammock reviews
Bella and Edward have had sex for the first time. A very concerned Carlisle makes Bella a house visit bearing a pregnancy test, a birth control shot, condoms and a…banana! Based on Hide and Drink by Savage
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Conversation reviews
Carlisle worries that Bella and Edward aren't practicing safe-sex and chooses to voice his concern. Takes place before Chapter 23 of Hide and Drink by Savage
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Life Achievements as a Finger reviews
Life as a finger was all about getting eaten and enjoyed. I had hoped for the best but ended up getting a surprise. Based on Hide and Drink by Savage
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
Late Night Snack reviews
Bella gets an unexpected lesson from Carlisle that will change the way she looks at produce forever. Based on chapter 23 of Savage7289's fic, Hide and Drink.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
ineptadept reviews
Carlisle stops by Bella's house one day with a banana and a box of condoms. Just imagine if your boyfriend's father stopped by unexpectedly to discuss unplanned pregnancy and birth control. based on Hide and Drink by Savage
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
DesireDetermine reviews
Carlisle stops by Bella's house one day with a banana and a box of condoms. Let's just say the lesson gets a little hands on. O/S Outtake for Hide and Drink by Savage. OOC. Rated M for a little lemonade. Based on Hide and Drink by Savage
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete