Andre Dmitri Garrett
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Joined 06-26-10, id: 2420986, Profile Updated: 12-24-12
Author has written 12 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Mass Effect, and Batman.

You know what? That was a cluttered mess. So forget everything, fresh start, let's do this. And my first return fic is about the Humor Trilogyanyway. By the way, I still love you all. In that non-romantic or hungry-zombie way. Maybe I should change my profile pic to a zombie cat. Is there a picture like that out there? Can somebody help me with that?

The Smashers Go to Washingtonis still left to rest in peace. Kind of.

Current Projects:

Humor Trilogy Bonus Features - This is supposed to satisfy my Humor Trilogy itch, since I know it won't grow into a boiling itch.

Once a Bat - Plot bunnies. Do you know how long it's been since chapter one? Do you know how many plot bunnies that is? More than I can feed. I'm going to have to deal with some the old fashioned way. The others I can just eat.

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Band Camp by melrose13 reviews
Ah the ingeniousness of band camp. All of us band nerds know of the glory of marching band, but what happens when our good friends from SSBB are the ones holding the instruments? Only good times can ensue! Multiple parings and pretty humorous.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Marth, Meta Knight
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Steel 'n' Blade Co by UK-Underworld King reviews
Tired of getting little money on the tournament, Samus decides to open a joint with her good friend Link. What kind of misventures and jobs will the two have to endure to earn an honest money for once?... Rated T for minor violence and some language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,896 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Samus A., Link - Complete
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Smash Humor Trilogy: Bonus Features reviews
Now included with every box set of the Smash Bros Humor Trilogy, we have the Bonus Features none of you have requested! Production Note: None of you are getting the box set since the Trilogy is incomplete. Enjoy!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Link, Samus A.
Whatever I Feel Like reviews
If there's anything Link knew, it was that Samus's idea of a friendly match was not. But he doesn't mind getting to know her after all this time.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Link, Samus A. - Complete
Once a Bat reviews
The Batfamily was dead. Gotham was in ruins. Jason wasn't sure what exactly he was going to do about it, but he had an idea. It involved someone's head on a stake.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Jason T./Red Hood
The Smashers Go To Washington reviews
After a long break, the Smashers have returned for the third Humor Trilogy installment. And problems are as numerous as bad Wii games: Pikachu's started world domination, Adam has come for Link's head...oh, and Congress wants to destroy all video games.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,359 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Link, Samus A.
Patch Me the Illusive Man reviews
After destroying the Collector Base, Shepard and Miranda decide to patch up things with the Illusive Man. The two women just make the mistake of calling him at the wrong time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Miranda L. - Complete
The Brawling Band reviews
Humor Trilogy 2.5. Marth, bored of the action in-between adventures, decides to get a rock band put back together. Of course, putting a band together is different from surviving it. The recurring band members are Marth, Ike, Link, and Samus.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Link, Samus A. - Complete
Hero No Electrician reviews
"You don't know how to change a LIGHT BULB?" Samus's first impression of Link isn't exactly Link's finest moment. The two learn to respect and befriend each other later in the first tournament. Samus/Link friendship with, of course, a dose of humor.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Samus A., Link - Complete
It's Just My Opinion, Commander reviews
You know how Joker always has some snide little comment about your team members, and then asks you not to spread it around? Well he just pissed off Shepard, and she's not pulling any punches.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Joker - Complete
Oh, It's Just You reviews
Zelda's alter ego Sheik is little more than a quick makeup change to hide her identity. In other words, it's only a disguise. In Isaac's defense, it's a very good disguise.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Isaac, Zelda/Sheik - Complete
The Red Ring of Death reviews
The Smashers thought they were safe. They were wrong. When there are still so many pokes and jokes to be had, you think we're quitting? So alongside new cases of humor and romance, they also have to stop the asteroid virus formed from the 360's Red Ring.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,493 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Link, Samus A. - Complete
Her Guard Captain reviews
-Submitted for The Stupendous Jimbo's Pairing Contest- He was prepared to throw himself away to protect the world he knew. She only wanted to see him smile. One-shot. Pit/Palutena
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Pit, Palutena - Complete
To Be Rated or Not reviews
In the wake of the Subspace Emissary, the smashers have to figure out how to solve their issues, get along, enjoy a few romances, and deal with their newest, crazed enemy: the executive board of the ESRB.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,443 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Link, Samus A. - Complete
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