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Author has written 13 stories for Sisters Grimm, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Bible, Batman, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kane Chronicles, and Animal Farm.

Hello, persons, talking dogs and horror movie villanns who are on the internet! I am the son of Athena known as Follower of Pan. Um...On with the profile!

You know your a fan of Alice in Wonderland When:

2. You talk to your flower garden, and they talk back.

3. You think the Queen of Hearts beats the King of Hearts when you play War, Poker, and Black Jack.

4. You want to be just like Lewis Caroll when you grow up... a math teacher priest on crack.

5. You fail phisics class because you said a human would float if they wore a dress and jumped into a deep hole.

6. You realize there was no 1 on this list, and you say it's because 1s are Aces in a deck of cards.

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever Im at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Copy and paste if you find this ironic-Reviews like this have been spotted on fanfiction:

"Ur gramer an speling sux. Get uh btea, becus u nead won. Siriusly!"

This is called a "blonde review" IF YOU GOTTA FLAME, PLEASE FLAME CORRECTLY!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you think moustache smileys shall dominate the smiley world, copy and paste this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are)

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

If you copy and pasted most of your profile from one person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name (Then send me and Shorty and KG INC. a message saying you did!)

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!)

Bolipoke

Percabethrocks

iloveseaweedbrain/kelley

LapdogDaVinci( Daughter of Calypso!)

Nerdius Bookwormius

DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!)

Follower of Pan(Son of Athena, Friend of Hermes.)

I'm part of the ANTI-HADES HATERS club, copy and paste onto your profile, ad your name to the list, and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!!-sweetyamiyuggigirl, Happyfish, Percabethfan98, Annabeth Supporter, Ismeme Daughter of Athena, lord of darkness35, and DaughterofPoseidon32498

I'm a part of the ZEUS IS AN IDIOT club, copy and paste on to your profile, and add your name to the list and tell Happyfish that you did!-Happyfish, DaughterofPoseidon32498

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh
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ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!

Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.

After reading the 4 lines directly above, I've learned: STAR WARS HATES ME!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide

I don't obsess! I think intensely

If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, DaughterofPoseidon32498

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a closed door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run through a closed door, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Follower of Pan

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Follower of Pan

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile twice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile twice, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer!

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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

R.I.P.- Zoe Nightshade, Bianca diAngelo, Castor(son of Mr. D), Pan, Quintus/Daedulus, Lee Fletcher, Silena, Beckendorf, Michael and all of the other Demigods who fell fighting for Camp Half-Blood. They will never be forgotten

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry, Unless your in Secret Life of the American Teenager or Twilight.

Adults are just kids with money.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

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Holy crap, Its CROOKSHANKS! Copy Crookshanks into your profile to help keep away Peter Pettigrew!

"It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose."

I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. (ALL the time...)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! If you are extremely random, copy and paste onto your profile.

It is all true.

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK JACK SPARROW HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!

Favorite quotes:

Do you fear death?-Davy Jones

Me I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly stupid. -Captain Jack Sparrow

How about a kiss for good luck, it's kind of a tradition right?-Percy Jackson

You and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have the chance to show it, to do the right thing ...-Elizabeth Swann

... I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by ...-Jack Sparrow

... you know these clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing, I happen to have no dress in my cabin ...-Captian Jack Sparrow

Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!-Grover Underwood

Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who run from cupid statues.-Percy Jackson

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap.-Nico di Angelo

Go chase a donut! - Percy Jackson

I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant "Eat my pants!" - Percy Jackson

Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues. -Percy Jackson

New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF! - Percy Jackson

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."- Percy Jackson

That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!- Percy Jackson

She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.-Percy Jackson

"Vlad's always crying. Whether it's tears of joy, tears of sadness, or cutting ONIONS! He is always crying!" -Annabeth Supporter

"She (DaughterofPoseidon) couldn't count above three then, she can't count above three now." -Annabeth Supporter

"At Last! My arm it complete again!"- Sweeney Todd

"NO! Not Barker. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge."-Sweeney Todd

The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can’t. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you’ll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can’t bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not? -Jack Sparrow

I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically. - Jack Sparrow

“The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.” It has such a lovely ring to it…

A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!

Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.

When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.

You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you?

Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

Of the two of us I am the only one who hasn’t committed mutiny, therefore my word is the one we’ll be trusting. Although, I suppose I should be thanking you because in fact, if you hadn’t betrayed me and left me to die, I would have an equal share in that curse same as you

I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.

Elizabeth… it would never have worked between us darling. I’m sorry… Will… nice hat. Friends… This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you…

Not if you’re the one doing the ambushing. I go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus out of them with your little cannons, eh? What do you have to lose?

She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

No. I expect to leave you standing on some beach with absolutely no name at all, watching me sail away on my ship and then I’ll shout the name back to you. Savvy?

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Disney Character Gravestones by DisturbedMind666 reviews
If you're raising your eyebrows right now - good. We've got your interest. For full details of what boredom and not being able to sleep does to us, click to read. Rated for mature content; and be prepared to laugh as we take a look at some villains. Enjoy
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 71,877 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 2/27/2011
Timely Love Stories by Comment person reviews
Just a collection of moments between Larry and Petunia over the years. I do not own this franchise, and copyright belongs to the people who work on the show VeggieTales.
Veggie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 69,248 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 8/10/2011
Jobs the Sisters Grimm Characters Should Never Do by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
It's here! What jobs should the Grimm gang NEVER do? Find out inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/1/2009
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3874 - Favs: 7,462 - Follows: 7,630 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Elyon by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Sequel to Ayam. In the wake of Zim's execution, a new belief is spreading like a weed. Red intends to uproot every last bit of it, but nightmares trouble his sleep, and a new ability leaves him questioning his sanity.
Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,380 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Jesus, Red - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,928 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 6,013 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Scooby Doo and the House of Monsters by Ninjamuffin13 reviews
The gang has been apart for four years, building their own lives. She'd never have thought Shaggy would go into teaching, even if it was just PE. And then, a letter arrives. Miss Grimwood's Finishing School for Girls, huh? Why not pay Shaggy a visit?
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,814 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Velma, Shaggy
Athena's New Love by MikhaelK reviews
Percy's now God of the Tidal Waves and living a good life on Olympus. Although, he's having a rather "complicated" relationship with Athena. If you like stories that include all the Gods, this is for you. Percy x Athena
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,825 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Percy J., Athena
Part of The Hunt by MikhaelK reviews
Percy has just become a god and has been admitted to be a guardian/warrior in The Hunt. Artemis and the Huntresses aren't very fond of the idea, but eventually, feelings might change. UP FOR ADOPTION - or it will be subject to deletion.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,215 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Percy J., Artemis
Uncle Neil and the Yellow Sign by Bagge reviews
What starts as just another ordinary day in life for Uncle Neil soon turns into a race for life or death.
Awoken, Serra Elinsen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Neil - Complete
The Case of The Munchies, Empty Bottles, and a Murderous Clown by The Devil's Angel 1313 reviews
Firstly, I suck at titles and summaries. So the gang grew up, the Hex Girls joined them and now they're drinking and smoking and still solving crimes. Takes place when they just graduated highschool. R&R, please. Rated M for (in a later chapter) gore and sexual content.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Fred, Daphne, Shaggy, Scooby Doo
Demigod IMing by nikster609 reviews
What happens when Percy, Nico, Annabeth, Thalia and Grover get together in a chat room? this story is just that! by the way if you want more, just review and say so! This is my first story! Please don't flame it! just suggest things to make it better! TNX
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,601 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C., Nico A., Thalia G.
Felony by Third Kind reviews
Loads of fish have been going missing every weekend night in Bikini Bottom for years. Surely those disappearances weren't linked to the Chum Bucket... right? Darkfic. Rated for violence and character death. Now complete!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,142 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Plankton, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy - Complete
Ways to Enrage a Greek God by D'n'A000 reviews
These are lists of sure fire ways to anger the gods. Read at your own risk. On Indefinate Hiatus...Sorry
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010
In the Arms of an Angel by Claire Ride reviews
One-shots surrounding 9/11. Will be updated every 9/11 not including first chapter All those firemen, workers, and passengers on the plane will forever be in my heart. Stay safe, God bless
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Through The Cracks by MorningGloryBlue reviews
He falls, he heals and then he rises again. Selina wonders if Bruce ever grows tired of it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman
Tortured Souls by Nature9000 reviews
With the lack of good parenting and avoidance leading to a mistake, and the birth of Charlie, two siblings must battle their own demons and self blame in order to rid themselves of impure emotions in this struggle to maintain a healthy sibling relationship. Can they manage, when their own parents refuse to discuss the important issues?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,091 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Complete
A Demigod Christmas by orangesquash.inc2 reviews
It's Christmas eve and the demigods are really really bored so they decided to invite a few friends and have some fun, okay the gods invited themselves but anyways you get the point...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,347 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010
Coffee by truthlieslovestars reviews
And every morning, she wakes to an ex-playboy billionaire vigilante, who nonetheless loves her. SK x BW
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Nobody's Safe by SlntLullaby reviews
There's a killer at camp. And they're killing everyone off, one by one. Anyone could be the killer. And you learn to trust no one but yourself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/16/2010
When you Give the Grimms Computers by zoocan reviews
Grimms meet technology, discover the so-called "Puckabrina" fanfics, and hilarity ensues.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,500 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
DISNEY NOIR: The Pickled Peter Pan by The Notorious Peter Pan reviews
Daisy Do Me the Cow has been murdered, and dear old bad boy Peter Pan has been blamed. Detective Rachael Mallory is dealing with murders, horny partners, and ink thinner? Noir disney w/ plenty of plot twists. Please R R
Disney - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 5/7/2007
Dangerous Liaisons by MinttBerrryCrunchhh reviews
A Different take on the origin of Harley Quinn and her Clown Prince of Crime. Nolanverse.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Joker
Pretty Woman by OliviaHills reviews
A game, a bet, a wig. And by the time Double D realizes how deep he's in, it's way too late to tell Kevin without getting punched in the nose. Edd/Kevin.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,234 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Edd, Kevin
Interviews with Demigods by IEatTragicOranges4Breakfast reviews
Here is the story of an Interviewer's Quest to interview 100 people while annoying them to Hades and back! Hunters are sprayed by a skunk, Nico turned into a jackalope, and so much more!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010
The Unseen Destiny by Isabelnecessaryonabicycle reviews
The return of a women the galaxy thought dead is alive again, but she must hide from the people she loves most. The untold story of one of the most impotant character's in the galaxy far far away..
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Luke S., Leia O., Padmé Amidala
Talen by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
You think you know why I did what I did, to Ariel. To Triton. To all of them. But you don't know. Nobody does. In the moment between life and death, it all replays, and you will know the truth.
Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
Stitched Smile By The LavaSide by HVK reviews
The Magic Man's scarred smile remembers a lot of things; after the Mushroom War, just before, and a very long time before the bombs fell. For no apparent reason, he has a talk with Flame Princess on the things he thinks they have in common.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Flame Princess - Complete
Her Final Stand by Queen of the Forgotten reviews
*reposted* What was going through Thalia's mind when she saved her friends on Half-Blood hill? Here's what I think.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Thalia G. - Complete
The Titanic by caitlumms reviews
A Daughter of Zeus, a Son of Poseidon, a Son of Hades, and one ship. Everyone knows the tragic ending, but do they know how it what really caused it?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009
Childhood OneShots by Mystica Tempest reviews
This Chapter: Hazel accidentally scares someone!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011
Caught on Film by Qoheleth reviews
Just whose cameras were those that the toys used to blind the Prospector? And what happened when that family developed their film?
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,499 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2006 - OC - Complete
Brothers by dglsprincess105 reviews
Three brothers have grown vastly apart, due to circumtances. Can an ancient enemy reunite them? Only Time will tell.
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,628 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Zeus, Hades
Love Me, Hate Me, Everything in Between by monkkeyslut reviews
A series of oneshots. Various pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 81,349 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Points Of View by jaqtkd reviews
Uther has just seen Arthur use magic in self defence. Is this confirmation of the King's madness or is it all a matter of perspective? One eventful morning in Camelot told from several different points of view. Set between S3 & S4.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,355 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Cassandra's Curse by zynaofthenight reviews
She's the new daughter of Hades, but there's something more to that. Long ago, back before the Trojan war, Apollo cursed the prophetess Cassandra with something very, very horrible...Rewritten.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,307 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Nico A., Apollo
PJO on Crack by I Am Miranda Of The Tempest reviews
This story is for people who like to laugh. A comedy involving our favorite charcters and a gay, purple armadillo with a funny english accent who wears a top hat named Chad.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 22,943 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009
Why? by Masih reviews
God and Adams first incounter
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Adam, Jesus - Complete
Kentucky Fried Pony by Jeuxdevie reviews
Applejack invited her friends over for a feast at her house. Her grandmother cooked something really special. Little did they know, it was a meal to die for. Not for children!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Applejack, Granny Smith - Complete
Our Life As Demigods by Stephanie May reviews
What is it like to be a normal demigod living in Camp Half-Blood? Get ready for romance... LOT'S OF IT! SYOC is closed.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,200 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010
Camp Killer by bunnyluver225 reviews
Annabeth doesn't go to the campfire, it's a mistake. Later, she discovers a dead body of one of her friends! Who did it? Can she find out before more damage is done? Will she survive? Read & Review Plz!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,319 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
The Battle of the Labyrinth The Musical by freezingpizza14 reviews
*Warning: Extreme cheeziness in story. If you must comment, then you may comment in flames.* Annabeth singing how she feels. Percabeth one shot
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Annabeth C., Thalia G. - Complete
What is a Christian? by 0HeavensWill0 reviews
Are they self-righteous men and women? Are they extremists that are determined to force people of other beliefs to join their religion? Are they pushy, rude, holier-than-thou, and the type of people who condemn you to hell at the mention of "atheist"? No.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Jesus - Complete
It's MY Turn To Write A Fanfiction by NeverTrustACrookedMirror reviews
I've written some before, but now it's personal! Enter if you dare, and remember, MAD, MAD, MAD! I'm crap at summaries, don't judge. No OOCness. Updated.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Puck
Then I'll Smile by Fallen Warrior Angel reviews
A little twist on Draco's short explanation to Perseus on the Ferry to Medusa's lair. Extending the movie with a different ending.
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Draco
Baby, It's Fact by shyesplease reviews
During Alex's Logo: What if Alex did say something to Justin when the truth spell was on her? What did she end up saying? Read and Review! JALEX! Multi-Chapter Story!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,139 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
In which Nothing Happens by vikky-leigh reviews
In which Merlin is not bludgeoned, stabbed, tortured with magic, crushed, or in any way angsted over. Inspired by Emachinescat's "Why do you hate me?" Some Mergana, and Merlin awesomeness. Rated T for safety
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Merlin, Morgana
The Mistake by pink-seafoam-and-sparkles reviews
Thalia visits Annabeth and Percy at Olympus, while Carter mistakes a hunter for Zia. -CHAPTER 2: At Annabeth's chorus concert she sees someone who might or might not be Thalia.-
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Thalia G., Carter K. - Complete
Father's Day by Piper-Weasley reviews
Sadie, Carter, AND Zia go visit Julius/Osiris. What happens when they leave Sadie and Anubis alone? I know, TERRIBLE summary. Um, I have already wrote many times I don't own fantastic Percy Jackson, therefore I OBVIOUSLY don't own Kane Chronicles. REVIEW
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sadie K., Anubis - Complete
Birthday by pajamasecrets reviews
Sadie and friends celebrate her daughter's birthday, and her daughter ends up getting the best gift of all: a visit from her father.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Anubis, Sadie K. - Complete
The Chronicles of Captain Melon Head by edward18 reviews
Join Captain Melon Head, the culdesacian hero of Peach Creek, as he takes down bad guys and deals with everyday kid life while taking down one bad guy at a time in style, especially Professor Scam! Current Chapter: Dreamscape
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,277 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Complete
The Kane Chronicles Pledge by Chick With Brains reviews
This is a pledge I wrote based on the other book pledges on people's profiles. Are you a Kane Chronicles fan? Take the pledge! R&R!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
March of the Titans by chawk1993 reviews
Set after the events of Clash of the Titans. Read to find out that happens next to Perseus.
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,870 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Athena, Perseus - Complete
Gotta catch 'em all by IEatFireflies reviews
Nico and Percy play a game of Mythomagic of sorts.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Nico A., Percy J.
Mystery of Faith by Artemis Rae reviews
What was once a routine pick up turns ugly as Percy and Annabeth stumble into territory where they're not wanted. Crossover with Stephen King's story Children of the Corn.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Curse of the Black Pearl by Thorakis God of Fate and Chaos reviews
Percy Jackson and the Olympains combined with Pirates of the Caribbean? Read and review where Percy is Will Turner, Annabeth as Elizabeth Swann and Nico di Angelo is Captian Jack Sparrow in Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,332 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Adoption Day by Kessie-Louise reviews
When Larry offers to adopt teenager Lilith, will she let him? Or will she keep making herself believe that no one wants to adopt her?
Veggie Tales - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Dream According to Puck by ThinkChimerical reviews
Shakespeare took poetic lisence with A Midsummer Night's Dream. Sabrina and Daphne want to know the real story. Puck tells it all...from HIS side of the story. Minor Puckabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,657 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Complete
Nine Months by lulu halulu reviews
Annabeth finds out that she's pregnant. How will Percy deal with his super-scary demi-god wife? This is the life of Percy and Annabeth through the nine months that she's pregnant. Percabeth PercyxAnnabeth, ChrisxClarisse and slight GroverxJuniper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Suicide or worse? by percyjacksonluver13 reviews
Thalia was happy. So, it comes to a suprise when she's found dead with a note that said suicide on it. But, no one knows that someone was out to get her and that someone will do anything to get back at her...even kill her. Thico, and slight percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Thalia G., Annabeth C.
What happens in Gimmelschtump by Maya Serena reviews
Part One of "Of Monotremes and Men". Dr. Doofenshmirtz must go back to Gimmelschtump to attend to a family matter. Vanessa goes with him and they learn some unpleasant family secrets. Rated M for disturbed family stuff/coarse language/violence. COMPLETE!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,913 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Vanessa - Complete
Metamorphoses by ThinkChimerical reviews
A collection of Poems about Puck's tranformations, or rather metamorphoses. Starting with Robin Goodfellow, and possibly ending with Puck, these are my random ideas and musings. Rated T, because K sounds lame.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Puck
Percy Jackson and the Clash of the Titans by Kaiser1337 reviews
Clash of the Titans but with the PJ characters. Based off the 2010 movie. Different because Percy is a son of Poseidon, not a son of Zeus. PERCABETH.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,508 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
I Put My Paper Where! by katanakid14 reviews
Thalia, Nico, and a young half-blood race against the clock to save five monsters from being discovered by mortals. Little do they know what they might awaken on the way...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,832 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Complete
Dark Moon by zynaofthenight reviews
Because Siara was a daughter of Artemis. Because Siara wasn't supposed to exist. Because Siara was her best friend. Ivy had two options: kill Siara…or let the Hunt be ripped apart forever. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Standing Up by itsonlyforeverxx reviews
Lily Evans has to stand up for herself. And she kicks some serious arse!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
100 Things I Pretty Much Wish Never Happened by Camaro-Enthusiast reviews
Daphne-"That's pig Latin, Daphne-ish would say upper-say excited-way-ishness." Puck- "Great, made up words from made up words." This is a response to the 100 words challenge; It is mostly in Sabrina's POV, with a lot of Puck/Sabrina. Enjoy! Chapter 26 up!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,631 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Infection by Olympian876 reviews
The infection has spread. Percy is leader of a dying world. What will happen? Not a Perlia.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Percy J., Thalia G.
Rants and Musings by zoocan reviews
The rants and musings of random characters of The Sisters Grimm series.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Godly Wife Insurance by D.Minx reviews
Mid-quel between P.o.P & D.H.L: It's Hades and Persephone's first anniversary and everything is perfect... at least it is until Persephone discovers Hades has a back-up wife.. \my version of the tale of Minthe/ ... rated T as it gets a little dark..
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon: The Years After by toothlessfan reviews
The years after the movie. What happens with Hiccup's leg? Will he and Astrid get together? What happens when visitors come to the island? HiccupxAstrid SPOILERS
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
Weee! I get to annoy people! by TimeHappens reviews
Dani Shultz and Annabeth Chase hate eachother and battle it out in comedy. Well, pretty much Dani killing the crap outta Annabeth...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/18/2010
Madness by Ainhochu reviews
There are many kinds of madness. Chris Rodriguez knows this pretty well.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Chris R., Clarisse R.
Silver Light by the ghost king reviews
Orion the hunter has become a god. What happens when he sees Artemis after spending eons in the underworld? OrionXArtemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,629 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Artemis - Complete
Christmas Suprise by V Machine on Paper reviews
A happy Puckabrina Christmas to you all! I tried to make this a original as possible.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
The Hall of Shame by kaleidoscopeflowers reviews
A parody different from all the others. If you're looking for a cliche collection as a guide how not to write any type of PJO story, just look right here! There's gag-worthy cheesiness, Mary Sues, and a bucket of recycled plotlines!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Percy J.
What the Heart Truly Desires by Pink Bismuth reviews
The Mirror of Erised says, "I show not your face but your heart's desire." This story tells of what the hearts of Severus Snape, Nymphadora Tonks, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, and Fred Weasley all desire and how they respond when facing them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,423 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Mirror of Erised - Complete
You Belong with Me by Puckabrina-Percabeth-Fax101 reviews
This is a different kind of you belong with me. Who's Sabrina dating? Why can't she go to the dance on Friday? And why on EARTH is Puck listening to Taylor Swift!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Puck
Cousin Love by Isabelnecessaryonabicycle reviews
Pink bags, Candy floss addictions and water fountain mishaps all in a days work for Percy and Thalia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Come what may by InAthena'sCabin reviews
Don't you just love it, when you're about to be thrown in a freezing lake and then BOOM! your friend comes and drags you and a bunch of your other friends camping? Percabeth and some hints towards Grover/Thalia. Grolia? Haha. Enjoy folks! Luv ya!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,823 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Nico Interviews the gods by Warrior III reviews
Nico interviews the gods of Olympus from Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Nico A.
Harry and Friends Read The Lightning Thief by Hoff of Slytherin reviews
Formerly slytherinchristiangirl. Harry and friends are called to Dumbledore's office where they read the adventures of Percy Jackson. Little do they know that they will be attending the camp to fight in the Final battle of the Gods.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
Percy's 3xpress by AwkwardGirl reviews
Me: Well hello, welcome aboard Percys 3xpress. You'll come to your destination in exactly 1 minute. Percy: Why is express spelled with a 3? Me: Cause it's cool that way now shut up or I'll make it Annabeths Express! Percy: -Backs away slowly-
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Ayam by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
"What is this?" He screamed. "Who are you! Who are you! WHO ARE YOU!" The answer may be more than Zim bargained for.
Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jesus, Zim, Dib - Complete
The Randomness Remote by HollyHolland reviews
RANDOMNESS! Now Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Hermes - Complete
What the Olympians Don't Want You to See by Fishpony reviews
Let's face it, the winners write the textbook. So is it too hard to believe that the Olympian's censored bits and peices of their history. Well this is the, mostly, true collection of Greek Myths.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010
To do list of Billy by CaliGirl XO reviews
A day in the life of William Charming
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Charming - Complete
Total Bloody Murder by BXVAce reviews
Total Drama Island/Bloody Murder crossover. My first submited story. The campers are trapped on the island with serial killer Trevor Moorehouse. Who will live? Who will die? Gore, violance and language. Now M rated.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
The Hero Rules by D.Minx reviews
Hades and Hercules present those all, important 'Hero Rules'...
Hercules - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Hades, Hercules - Complete
PJO Interview with Percy and Grover by sman97 reviews
Here's my next Interview! Please Rate and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Percy J., Grover
PJO Interview with Annabeth and Nico by sman97 reviews
I Interview Annabeth and Nico! Please Rate and Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Annabeth C., Nico A.
A Dusty Room by Leucothea29 reviews
A Hogwarts student's experience with the Mirror of Erised
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Luna L., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Princess by Autumnstar17 reviews
Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts with a questionably sane director; written as a continuation to Darth Maligna's first two Harry Potter fanfics in easy-to-read script format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Peacock by Autumnstar17 reviews
Harry's 5th year at Hogwarts with a questionably sane director; written as a continuation to Darth Maligna's first two Harry Potter fanfics in easy-to-read script format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of War by Autumnstar17 reviews
Harry's 3rd year at Hogwarts with a questionably sane director; written as a continuation to Darth Maligna's first two Harry Potter fanfics in easy-to-read script format.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Twisted Stories by booksonclouds reviews
Weird, short, and twisted stories about the characters in the Sisters Grimm. Really gross stories. Even disturbing. OLD STORY. 8D
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
Hercules and The Marathon by GillyRose reviews
Hercules has to train Helen of Troy to run in the Great Athenian Women's Footrace...and she has to beat Atalanta to do it.Will Herc and Icarus stoop to chicanery and cheat with Aphrodite's golden apples? You bet they will!
Hercules - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Hades - Complete
Dear Bianca by Jesus.Lives reviews
Nico writes to Bianca once every year to tell her what's been happening in his life. Spans 5 Years. Thalico, some Rachael/Nico. One-Shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Mythology Poems by Alexa159 reviews
Poems of Greek Heros and Gods. Alexa159's Cousin, Friend, Brother, and I Alexa159 made these Poems.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010
I Take a Page From Hades' Playbook by Jesus.Lives reviews
Nico starts getting the rumblings of a Hades-like plan to acquire the the girl that's struck his interest during Percy and Annabeth's wedding. Thalico / Thico some Percabeth. Completed - Epilogue or Sequel pending requests.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Reading the FairyTale Detectives by monkeysRrandom reviews
Puck, Veronica, Uncle Jake, and Mustardseed read a book from the future. May eventually have other characters from the series. Guest starring a baby Sabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Puck, Veronica G.
The Grimm's Mother's day by KENDRA1212 reviews
one shot on how Sabrina and Daphne plan their Mother's day. but wait... how did that pancake get on the ceiling?...the world may never know... unless you read this.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Complete
What Just Happened? by DhampireRose reviews
Merlin and Arthur are out hunting when they come across some interesting people. In other words, Zeus got bored. Warning: written when normally crazy author was extremely overtired. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010
I'm a Believer by Krissie Daughter of Iris reviews
Puck hears a song and thinks about his hidden feelings for Sabrina.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Just the Girl by Whatever Way the Wind Blows reviews
Granny crashed Sabrina's car and now Puck has to pick her up from lacrosse practice. What will happen when he hears a song Daphne requested on the radio? The song belongs to The Click Five.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Just Another Booklet to Burn by IceCreamGurl6455 reviews
At the new Fairyport Elementary, the teaching staff needs some improvement. Make that a lot of improvement. On Sabrina and Puck's first day back, they realize just how dire the circumstances are. Mild Puckabrina, Some language. Guaranteed to make you laugh, chuckle, guffaw, giggle, snort, pee your pants; you get the point.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Nico's Adventures With Shadow Travel: Merlin by darkgemwildcat reviews
Part of my Nico's Adventures with Shadow Travel Series- Nico accidentally shadow travels himself to Camelot, where he has to hide the fact that he's the son of a god or face execution, will he keep his secret, or will he suffer at the hands of King Uther
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Nico A., Merlin - Complete
Heart to Heart by Curlscat reviews
Henry and Veronica have a heart to heart during book seven, because I thought MB should have written about what happened, and he didn't. Oneshot. Written as a challenge to myself to write something using only dialogue, so it's kind of short. Edited.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Veronica G., Henry G./Hank] - Complete
Prelude to Clash of The Titans 2010 Remake Premier by Jacal Ste. Worme reviews
PerseusIo. Io and Perseus are about to go on the premier of said 'historically accurate' film. Perseus does some thinking while he waits for his beloved getting ready. T for language.
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Perseus, Io - Complete
Pink by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Sometimes, late at night, I lie in bed and stroke the hood. It's starting to fade to pink now, just like me.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Little Red Riding hood - Complete
My Brother, The Kraken by XxTheRuffianHadesxX reviews
CRACKFIC. An OC, daughter of Hades, is the brother of The Kraken. Whose actual name is Eduardo. They squable just as normal siblings do, and this story pretty much revolves around that. Oneshot. Featuring Morgan Freeman.
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hades - Complete
100 Ways Not to Write a Percy Jackson Fanfiction by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Tired of flames? Want reviewers? Watch your eyes open in wonder mirror required as you see exactly and we mean exactly! what's wrong with your masterpiece! Harsh, strong, and will make you cry! We have 100 collected ways to make your writing better!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
sisters grimm randomnessagain! by DarrenShanIsMine reviews
sorry deleted my old story...sorry...read other one 1st...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,026 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sabrina G.
Yes, There Will Be Blood by ExtraChaos reviews
Ziggy, son of Bia, has just about had it at camp. When one prank by the Stoll Brothers goes too far, Ziggy gets revenge. Slaughter fest style. Not intended for the weak stomach. Rated for violence. One shot. Review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Travis S., Connor S. - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 34 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Hermione finds shelter with an unlikely group of Muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Christmas for the Grimms by Heart of punks reviews
Well, Like I promised, heres a new fanfic! It's a little late in timing, but its still good! PuckXSabrina, Duh!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
51 Things that Connor Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
51 Things that Travis Stoll is not allowed to do by Clara Fonteyn reviews
Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
A Family Guy Christmas Carol by aceman88 reviews
Charles Dickens's classic story of the Christmas spirit, as told by the 'Family Guy' cast. Watch as they turn this classic into a steaming pile of poo.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Peter G., Brian G.
The Twelve Days Of Christmas: A Countdown by Cannibalistic Skittles reviews
Alternative Title: “Twelve Things Puck Did that Could Only Reinforce My Desire to Throttle Him” First Chapter Summery: Perhaps they shouldn’t have left out the fudge.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Sabrina G.
Twilight Saga: Christmas Special by OcelotNinja666 reviews
Christmas with the Cullens. After Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Complete
The Art of Pumpkin Carving by FieryBrunette reviews
James wants Lily to teach him how to carve a pumpkin muggle style. Unfortunately, madness begins to ensue when Sirius shows up and James battles the many stages of pumpkin carving. Dialogue one-shot. HAPPY HALLOWEEN! R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ed Abuse by Tnelson711 reviews
Sarah abuses Ed, but Ed doesn't mind. But what does Ed get out of it...? REVIEW! New Policy for fanfictions: If you favorite it, then you have to review it. Okay? Rated T for mild language, violence, and death. Dark ending removed due to bad reaction. XP
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Ed, Sarah - Complete
Pimp my Cardboard Box by jojo16509 reviews
Hagrid hosts Pimp my Cardboard Box!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Dobby
Beaten by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
When Mandy can't sleep, she wants a story. Simple enough. But her question "Has anyone cheated you, Grim?" gets under Death's skin, and prompts a bitter response about a humiliation that dates back thousands of years. Oneshot.
Crossover - Bible & Grim and Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Jesus, The Grim Reaper - Complete
The Veggie Email Chronicles by TaintedAngel26 reviews
A correspondance between Bob and Larry on a new show. The show is my idea, and Phil Vischer probably hasn't even thought of it yet. In progress. Each chapter is a different email.
Veggie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Deathly Hallows Alternate Ending Number 33 by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Tom Riddle has an Ebenezer Scrooge experience.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Peter's Cheeseburger by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Peter Pettigrew orders a cheeseburger...but there are problems. Will he ever get his cheeseburger?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Silly Songs at Hogwarts: Tom Riddle Loves His Lips by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A disturbing dream forces Tom Riddle to confront one of his deepest fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D. - Complete
Macbeth: A Long Time Ago in a Land Far, Far Away by E. G. Desso reviews
This is a parody of a scene from Macbeth where I changed all the characters to their Star Wars equivalents and tweaked the dialogue so that it fit the Star Wars theme but followed the plot of Macbeth. Let me know what you think and if I should expand!
Crossover - Star Wars & Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Pandora's Box by Shane Lutz reviews
This is a poem I wrote about Pandora and when she opened the box filled with all of man's strife. Please read and review!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
VeggieTales Larry's instruments by brttny2hrnr reviews
A stroy of bob choosing his instrument for the first ever veggietales
Veggie Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Victim of Democracy by Storm Music reviews
TDK "Madness. Chaos. That's what this is." The thoughts of one passenger on the civilian ferry.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Complete
A Christmas Carol by ShinichiEdogawa reviews
A reimagining of the classic Charles Dickens classic, complete with musical numbers. Written in a script format, rated K for some scary scenes.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/18/2008
Demigod Bill of Rights by SisterGrimmErin reviews
"Not all parents are created equal."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Story of Prometheus by Lyrical12 reviews
Poem written for 6th Grade English class retelling the Greek myth of Prometheus.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Prometheus, Zeus - Complete
Queen? Who Decided That? by RockSuperstar reviews
The Queen of Hearts, a name that seems to be synonomous with evil, but is she really evil? It's not as though she woke up one day and said "I'm going to be evil."
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - The Queen of Hearts - Complete
Love Story by Reader128 reviews
This is a poem about Boreas, Dionysus, and Aphrodite. It is my first poem, so please read and review. Disclaimer: I own nothing in this except the plot.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Chatting in Class by OnlyANorthernSong reviews
Just random notes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
A Midsummer Days Nightmare by Gray Cardinal reviews
Oberon's straying again. The Muppets are staging a production of a certain Shakespeare play. Titania casts a spell....
Crossover - Shakespeare & Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Gonzo
Hi, I'm a Comedy! And I'm a Tragedy by SushiChica reviews
Just something I had to throw together for class. A comedy character and a tragedy character duke it out in the spirit of a Mac vs. PC commercial. Bonus points if you can guess the two characters.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Scylla And Glaucus by BookQ36 reviews
Circe told Odysseus to sail close to Scylla b/c she would only kill six of his crew, but Circe didn't let on that she knew the monster. Now Scylla of Homer's Odyssey tells the story of how she became a monster in her letter to Glaucus, one of her suitors.
Homer - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
The Aspie Girl by YukiMizuno reviews
This is a contest entry that I made for on dA, about why I like Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy so much. It's a new-girl-moves-in cliche, but it has a slight twist.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,988 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Death of Democracy by Breeker Dude reviews
There's no room for civil liberties in this land of magic school buses.
Magic School Bus - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Labors of Heracles by sweetdonalbain81507 reviews
An old school project of mine...it's a poem telling the story of the labors of Heracles.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Artemis by SMARTALIENQT reviews
Oneshot! A vignette I wrote for English class. Artemis contemplates her life, or lack thereof, after the Trojan Wars. Post-Iliad, OOC, minor Apollo-bashing and references to Shakespeare. By SMARTALIENQT
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Poseidon's Son by D-Kat reviews
Polyphemus shares HIS side of the story.
Homer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Spirals of Truth and Lies by Cassandra's Paradox reviews
How could someone blessed with such power live without conviction? A Cassandra-centric poem about her life, love, and curse. It fills in where the myth was fuzzy! Rated T for character death... but it rhymes!
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Apollo - Complete
Memories of a Cursed Princess by Morianna Phoenix reviews
Kassandra as you have never seen her before. A series of oneshots, from the pov of Kassandra. They cover all aspects of her life, are not chronological, and are inspired by the Muses Melpomene and Calliope. Rated T for now, but may change to M. R&R!
Homer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
Christmas Carol, Severus Snapestyle by the Icelandic sheep reviews
Proud to be a participant of the first ever Icelandic HP-fanfiction Christmas contest! Basically, Severus Snape is visited by three spirits and he isn't very pleased about it... do read my AN before killing me .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Thanksgiving Feast by CandC1988 reviews
Shaggy is holed up in the hospital on Thanksgiving.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Why Dobby Is Lame: A Story of Mockery by Songweaver reviews
We all love J.K. Rowling's character, especially when we make fun of them! This is based on the Why is Lame stories by other users! MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FROM DEATHLY HALLOWS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Dobby, Albus D.
Inside Her Mind by NirraeTerazKanoi reviews
In play format, here is a story of Alice back to visit Wonderland, but things have turned out wrong. Join Alice on an adventure that is willing to gnaw the skin off your bone in a chilling and terror breathing way. Dare to enter, only the brave survive...
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007
Wizarding Orchestra by Alex the Anachronistic reviews
All I can say is...this was first inspired by a section of my giant 7th HP novel that never got finished in which my Mary Sue starts up an orchestra, getting Snape to conduct it. I was inspired by a friend from school to do this. Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Dobby, OC - Complete
FAMILY GUY: Last of the Megans by Tharpdevenport reviews
The Griffins unwillingly participate in a cultural exchange program. Brian sobers up not by choice. Stewie inacts his ... plan...
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Meg G., Peter G. - Complete
Ulysses Parody Script by Aidan Zephyr reviews
This is a script my friends and I wrote in 8th grade. It's in script format, and written in parody and 8th grade style, so take it lightly. It makes me laugh, though. Now beta'd!
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Complete
A Harry Potter Christmas Carol by Scherzi reviews
Dumbledore has an idea to build school unity, but will it work? Rated T for pure stupidity. Snape's the star, and it's written in the format of a play.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
The Truth of Teiresias's Gift by Goddess of the New Moon reviews
For my English class I had to write a poem about the play Antigone from one of the character's POV and I decided to post it on to see what you thought.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
The Scenes That Never Made It To Star Wars by Andeh reviews
UPDATED ON 10 21! So basically, the title explains it all. Read and Review. Or I'll eat you.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,960 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lord of the Rings starring The Beatles by tymime reviews
Based on the rumor from the '60s about a LotR movie starring the Beatles. Script format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 9/21/2006
Jimmy Neutron's Nicktoon Blast! by EffortlessFury reviews
Finally completed transcript of the awesome Universal Studios ride with updates over the previous transcript posted by me under other pen name. Completed and polished over with fixes to old problems. Almost to exactly perfect. Ride SPOILERS! Of course :
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Jimmy N., Carl W. - Complete
Patroclus and Achilles by grafiti rtk reviews
This is a poemsong I wrote about the lovers Patroclus and Achilles. Written in the style of an epic poem, to the tune of Lehrer's Oedipus Rex, if you happen to know it.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Aretmis' Lament by Nollie Violet Weasley reviews
Artemis is mad that everyone keeps calling her a lesbian.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
Lure Of The Siren by Cheep FIsh Baby reviews
Why will men risk their lives because of the siren song?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Complete
Hercules, The Big Dumb Jock by mythtress reviews
The true story of Hercules...
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2005
Danae by Euruydicee
Danae's sigh on the sea.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2005
Natural 20! by Behold the Void reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter Universe is suddenly governed by Dungeons and Dragons rules? Extensive D&D humorgeekage, will be continued if reviews request it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2005
The Marauders' History In Rhyme! by KF182 reviews
The Marauders' history, but in rhyme.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Complete
Poems of Greek Myths by Loki40766 reviews
A few little poems on Greek mythology. Just read them it, won't take too long.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/28/2005
Sole Occidente by Selena reviews
Padme and Palpatine negotiate over democracy, her husband, and prices to pay. Set during Revenge of the Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2005 - E. Palpatine, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dungeons and Dragons game by Crystal56 reviews
Yep, the HP crew is going to tackle, Dungeons and Dragons. The rating may change, due to insanity, slight drunkeness, and the occasionally exploding dice...complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
The Sacrifice of Iphigenia by Nerdanel reviews
The tragic fate of Iphigenia, daughter of Agamemnon, told in free-verse form.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2004
Muggle Studies Club by HollywoodSabre reviews
Hermione starts a muggle studies club and introduces her friends to Dungeons & Dragons. How will they react? Plz R&R, this is my first fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2004
An Interview with Hermione by Milady Darkan reviews
An interview with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2003
Unfit Guardians by Solus Rom Veritus reviews
Harry becomes a ward of the school and lives with each of the professors for a short period of time. Grossness...so far: fat sex, slight beastiality themes, obsessive compulsiveness, fauna monsters, and little people biggotry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,527 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/5/2003 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Harry P.
The Chess Room by Hopeful Writer reviews
Percy teaches 3-year-old Ron to play chess. Oodles of Weasley family love. So sweet it'll make you want to brush your teeth. RE-UPLOADED IN html FORMAT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Ron W., Percy W.
The Oberon Faerie Show by viennacantabile reviews
A transcript of a very dysfunctional cast of Shakespearean characters caught in A Midsummer Night's Dream, as seen on the Oberon Faerie Show.
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
Interview with Malfoy by DaNcErBaYbE reviews
My interview with Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Draco M.
The Three Billy Goats 'Nuff by vilya
The three billy goats have personalities (stock broker etc.). In play format... R +R
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2002
Shadows of the Past by wanderlustfaery
Sinbad and crew travel to Greece where they meet Penelope...
Adventures of Sinbad - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2001
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Colour reviews
A follow-up to my story Peppermint. PB investigates into the Great Mushroom War further, while dealing with her own life since we last saw her. But how do The Rainicorn-Dog Wars come into play? Dark, Gritty, if you read Peppermint, you know what to expect. Maybe.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A., Lady Rainicorn, Jake
Peppermint reviews
Princess Bonibelle Bubblegum never cared much about the past. But when some secret tapes from the Great Mushroom War are discovered, she'll find herself questioning her whole world.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A., Peppermint Butler - Complete
Marceline and the Scream Queens reviews
Marceline and her band, "The Scream Queens," are playing a show in the Candy Kingdom. But, when she and Bubblegum argue over the show, will there even BE one? Based on the comic of the same name.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum
The Cabin Boy
Whatever happened to that boy, looking into the sunset over the horizon?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
What Have I Done? reviews
My version of What Have You Done. Script Format.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ice King, Finn
Inmate Asylum reviews
Under Joker's advice, the inmates start running the asylum.
Crossover - Batman & Animal Farm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow
The Wildcard
Our favorite madman and his very short trip to Arkham
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 316 - Published: 1/25/2012 - The Joker
The Story of the Braham reviews
Percy, Annabeth, and Grover have quested over America, 5 times. Carter and Sadie once. But now they'll go all over the world and brave barons, monks, and pirates in a near hopeless attempt to stop an every god for himself all out war. Ragnarok, Book 1.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Percy J., Carter K.
The Hipocrisy of the Prayer Warriors reviews
bold italics are quotes i added. part one is percy jackon. no quotes are mine.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Jesus
HARRY POTER AND THE SORD OF DESTENY! reviews
I read this, and it SUCKS! So, I comented on this troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011
The Brother reviews
Why does Puck hate Peter Pan so much? Who is the girl from Puck's past? What is the reason for Red's maddness? Now With twists of Revenge and Betrayel? Who should he fear more, his hated enemies or his cruel allies?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Puck, Sabrina G.
Annabeth C reviews
Annabeth dies. A Parody of, 'Annabel Lee'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Fairy Tale Detectives: The Movie reviews
My take on how it would be as a movie. Not Serious.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sabrina G., Daphne G.
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