Cairine the Elf-Hearted
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Joined 06-26-10, id: 2421504, Profile Updated: 04-20-14
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

I am so sorry for not updating. Unfortunately, my life has been insane the past couple years, and I don't have the time to write a real story. I fully intend to update someday, but for now it is definetely on hiatus. The good news is I do have a tiny bit of the next chapter written, I just am needing to get a brainwave about what to write next.

OK, now that all that is out of the way, I will say a little bit about my self. I get obsessed with books/shows easily. I love to read. I am a little bit crazy according to myself, and have an imaginary world that is basically fanfiction where some of the worst things I can think of happen to me, and love it. I had my imaginary world before I knew fanfiction existed. I write short kid type stories. I write poetry. I like D.C. comics. Me and my twin don't like superman, to the point where if he rescues one of us in a dream, we tell him just what is wrong with him. We call him the big blue boyscout. We do admire him though. We like to fantasize about what would happen if the demon Sweet, from Buffy, came to Metropolis or Gotham. I like Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Gilmore Girls, JLA, Batman, Teen Titans, LOTR, Eragon, Harry Potter, NCIS, Bones, Warriors, and CSI: Miami. There is a good possibility I forgot something on that list. In the past year I have become completely obsessed with Mercedes Lackey.

I have a ridiculous love of fluff. Completely deserving to be mocked for it. My nicknames are Wildclaw, or Cat. This is due to my tendency to meow. You get extra points if you figure out my inspiration for the former. Your hint is in the list of things I like. I may do a D.C. universe fanfic with the main character having the name Wildclaw. Eventually. Well, I think that's all. Ta ta for now.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm a little boy with glasses, the one they call a geek
a little girl who never smiles cuz I got braces on my teeth
and I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep

I am a young poet

I am a young author

I am the girl teased for how she talks

I'm that kid on every playground who is always chosen last
a single teenage mother tryin to overcome her past
You don't have to be my friend if it's too much to ask

I'm Fat, I'm thin..I'm Short, I'm tall..I'm deaf.. I'm blind
Hey aren't we all

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The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
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Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done. Voldemort is going to be in for some very nasty surprises.
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The Unusual Suspects by Doppler Effect reviews
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Irregular Cameos by Ulura reviews
Sequel to Baker Street Irregulars. Follow the adventures of Sherlock, John and the Irregulars though their entire lives, written as a series of one-shots, two-shots and AU's. A mix of genres and ratings at a multitude of different lengths. Be prepared for laughing and for tears. Reuploaded as it wasn't working.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,706 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Professor Doyle by Lucinda reviews
Diverging in the AtS episode "Hero" and after HP&GoF. Fate isn't finished with Doyle, and while LA might be done with him, it's Scotland's turn now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,615 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Doyle
The Wizard in the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,933 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
JLX: An Arrow's Flight by Xodarap reviews
When Xander dresses as one of his heroes for Halloween, the path his life takes is changed forever. Will his friends be able to deal with the choices he makes? note: this is not YAHF
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Reflections of You by Drake Roberts reviews
BtVSHP: Willow's little rampage, and Xander's actions do not go unnoticed at Hogwarts. Sound vaguely familiar? Don't worry, that's just the beginning.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,130 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Xander H., Draco M.
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
A Simple Language by Captain-Emily reviews
On the Language and Oral History of the Dementors. By Luna Lovegood - Senior Correspondent, The Quibbler.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Aliens in the Alley by Captain-Emily reviews
A pair of unexpected guests bring Hermione and Luna's discussion of the Rotfang Conspiracy and the existence of aliens to a screeching halt.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
JLX: Shining White Knight by Xodarap reviews
During a fight in Gotham City, Xander is transported fiftytwo years into the future where he meets the Justice League. Will Xander be able to adjust to life in the future? And will he be able to help his new friends fend off an army of vampires set on d
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by TreCoolLuver reviews
Hermione accidently wonders into the past where The Mauraders rule the school and falls for one handsome werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,550 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Not In Kansas Anymore reviews
Elizabeth Sophia Griffiths is a fan of the Harry Potter series. On the way home after winning a signed copy of DH she is hit by a car. She wakes up in Hogwarts. Marauder Era. Possible RemusOC. This is my first story, so please tell me what you think.
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