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Author has written 3 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Batman the Animated Series.
Name: Jejune Nightshade
Age: Ehhh, I'm in my teens.
General Bio: Hello, the name's Jejune and I'm just that random kid.
Roleplays I'm In:
"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people."
"Religious wars, at their most basic, are two groups fighting over who has the best imaginary friend."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."
"How can you leave lasting footprints if you tiptoe everywhere?"
"The problem with America is stupidity. Now, I'm not saying stupidity ought to be a capital crime, but why don't we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself?"
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women."
"Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?"
"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night."
"A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws."
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."
"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?"
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you."
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?"
"Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!"
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
"Only in America, do banks have braille on the drive-thru ATMs."
"Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?"
"Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?"
"Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?"
"The cops never find it as funny as you do"
"The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music."
"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."
"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege."
"Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them."
"If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."
"A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…"
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."
"Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway."
"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
"Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at."
"Music is my crack."
"People think I’m crazy, but I’m actually just bored."
"People are like slinkies. Basically useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs…"
"I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy."
"The REAL Christmas miracle was finding three wise men."
"Bad things happen when my friends think…"
"Holy nonsensical exclamation, batman!"
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