Cookie-Loving Kiara
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Joined 06-27-10, id: 2421922, Profile Updated: 12-23-13
Author has written 2 stories for Team Fortress 2.

Cleaning up this thing.

My name's Kiara, or Kia for short. I'm from Singapore in Southeast Asia. I write during my free time and draw when I can. My teacher says I need to be more "socially aware", but it's not that I'm not aware, I just don't care about what others thinks about me because I know they'll get me down. Humans tend to be like that.

Current status: Still busy with express studies and exams, but I'm working really hard on Meet the Trainer, my latest fanfiction.

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AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 19) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality.

PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 20-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful.

ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 20) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 21-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.

GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.

CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 21) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic.

LEO- The Boss (July 22-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive.

VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.

LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible.

SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centred at times. Passionate and emotional.

SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out.

CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan 20) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want.

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Heads or Heads by pixelsurgeon reviews
The Luteces (or rather, Robert) flip a coin five hundred times. Rosalind is unhappy with Robert's coin flipping skills, and somehow this leads to why she never does anything even moderately strenuous.
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Robert L., Rosalind L. - Complete
T is for Team and F is for Fortress by Pit-Trap reviews
A is for argue. B is for blood. C is for cards. Follow the BLU team through the entire alphabet.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,698 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
Strikeout by Ed Has Moved reviews
After yet another failed attempt at picking up Miss Pauling, Scout resorts to asking his teammates for dating advice. The results are...well, "mixed" at best.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,518 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Scout, Miss Pauling] - Complete
February Dogs by BruinBastard reviews
Medic origin story. Historical fiction with TF2 canon. Explores the question of what made the Medic who he is and how he came to be a mercenary. M for violence, coarse language, and adult themes.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,217 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Medic
Harm and Harmony by BlizzardWatch reviews
When Scout lies to his Ma, the BLU team is left in a desperate scramble to put together a concert of folk music. Out of their depth, out of patience, and out of coffee, it will take everything they've got to switch from inflicting harm to singing in harmony in time for the show.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,248 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013
The Last Hurrah by Ellemgram reviews
It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 101,094 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2011
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
9 Days of Christmas by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Our beloved mercenaries are unable to return home at Christmas. Though this is sickening to most of them, and thought to be the worst Christmas of their lives, they will soon find out that they've already had a lot worse...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,373 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Complete
Creature Fortress 2 by Pit-Trap reviews
The Horseless Headless Horsemann was just having a little fun, nothing more! What he did to the BLUs wasn't that bad! They would return to normal... eventually.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,498 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Horseless Headless Horsemann - Complete
Cheesy Potaters by ChaosandMayhem reviews
'As fun as it would be to watch Lawrence convulse and die of food poisoning, Spy mused, his French heritage just couldn't let him do it.' A small, mindless tale of cross-culture culinary skills...or lack thereof. Oneshot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Spy, Sniper - Complete
One Scout, Two Scout, RED Scout, BLU Scout by ChaosandMayhem reviews
The BLU Scout thought he knew the rules of a rivalry...and none of those rules involved babysitting that idiot RED Scout. Another 'deleted scene' oneshot from Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Scout - Complete
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Reconnect by Lilac Papillon reviews
And to think that these robots would be the ones to make sure he would never again said "Archimedes, NO!". To think that he'd loathe them more than he did before. And yet, here was one within his grasp - this small thing with no soul that could easily be crushed and broken. They were not natural; they did not bleed. And, ficlet, Medic-centric, takes place during MvM
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Medic, Archimedes - Complete
Waiting by Tokyo Sunset reviews
Sometimes it's hard to embrace the truth. So we wait for the beautiful lie to become true. First time writing, be gentle.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Miss Pauling, Scout - Complete
After Aperture by Faerendipitous reviews
Nothing could ever make her forget how much she'd hated him. No amount of brain-damage could erase those terrible moments from her memory, she thought as she stood there with him - the man who fell from space. But these were new moments, just for them.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,807 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Documentary: The Spy circumspector rubeus by Deception inc reviews
Researchers are still constantly working on uncovering the mysteries of the Circulus Castellum duae pack behaviour. But some progress has been made concerning the evolution of a Spy. : Oneshot, crack
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Spy, Scout - Complete
Mercy Kill by TrainxEve-Fan12 reviews
There's no such thing as a mercy kill, Nick.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Nick, Rochelle
Fast Reader by EatingClouds reviews
A continuation of the ' And You' stories! Scout and You request from Leskay. Be sure to thank them if you wanted to read one with Scout!3
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Scout
Innocent by MomoOfficial reviews
Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,334 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Red, White, and Green by kaimuki wahine reviews
It's in the holiday spirit is in the air even in a zombie apocalypse though Nick isn't feeling it. But maybe a gift can change that.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Nick - Complete
Double Feature by DemonFox38 reviews
It's Halloween. It's Mann Manor. Creepy crawlies are everywhere, and the only way out is through them. It's going to be a hell of a night for the boys and Miss Pauling.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Miss Pauling - Complete
Turret Love by JenovaII reviews
A short poem on the military weapons we hate to love.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
Why The Rainbows Make Me Cry by LightningsShadow118 reviews
"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,648 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Scout - Complete
Under Their Skin: Organization XIII by Kita Kudai reviews
Pranks to pull on Organization XIII to really get under their skin.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
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Meet the Trainer (ON HIATUS, TO BE REWRTTEN) reviews
2 December, 1973. Gray's gone, everything's fixed, and now a long-planned experiment is finally in action. With Redmond and Blutarch dead, the reins and pay are tighter. Worse still, the test is a new Class, and while splitting the check even more isn't anyone's cup of tea, no one defies Helen, even when the newbie brings trouble. Slight AU replacing Ring of Fired. Tenth Class OC.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,324 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - OC, Gray Mann
Surprises and Thanks reviews
REDs shoot BLUs, BLUs shoot REDs, even Sentries do. But sometimes events turn unexpectedly, and you'd have a surprise to thank for. A RED Scout x You, the BLU fem!Scout. Second chapter is a lemon.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Scout - Complete