Originally a set of out-takes for another fic, this is a collection of drabbles celebrating the ongoing, yet little known, romance of one D. Butler and one M. Paradizo. Because there's nothing a underage criminal mastermind likes better than an older (and more physically fit) lover.

The Fowl family has enemies. It had never bothered Artemis before, but when one of them kidnaps Holly he has to once again save one of the people that matters most to him before it is too late.

For those who read this story long ago, It's being removed right now and will be revised and re-uploaded by EjcTB. Thank you.

One morning, Jack finds a runaway teen and a tiny kitten out front of the hub. The runaway is beaten and sensitive to everything. But all she needs is some Torchwood style TLC, right? Of course! Rated M for language and violence. Reviews very welcome

A lot can change in three years. People most of all. Set during the "missing years" in TLC.

SERIOUS TAC SPOILERS. The missing scene from the end of The Atlantis Complex. The Merriam-Webster dictionary describes a bivouac as "a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter". And just what would Holly Short need shelter from?

Alex, captured by Artemis Fowl the second, is tortured as Artemis searches for the information Alex doesn't have. Neither of them could have predicted what would happen next. Rating for violence. Warning, possible OOCness

Artemis' acquisition of fairy magic results in a visit from Hogwarts. Thrust into the wizarding world, everyone's favorite genius must find a way to cope with mastering his magic, age-old prejudices, and the constant threat of teenage hormones.