Poll: When I finish 'iGot The Part' which should be my next Seddie story? Pick your favorite choice. the summaries are in my profile below Vote Now!
Author has written 12 stories for Sonny with a Chance, and iCarly.
Hola muchachalatas and or muchachos! veeheart914 here! I HART all of my readers! You people rock! = )
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i'll stop writing in capital letters now since it makes me seem angry...
I watched Lemonade Mouth yesterday. I must say, it was a hell of a lot less lame than a lot of the other disney movies i've watched, and for once I actually like the music. YAY! Overall, I say it was EPIC. PURE EPICNESS!!!!!!!! Which for me is really saying something because usually to me disney movies at best are just pretty okay.
I have a couple of top-secret stories that will be published over the summer...some pretty kick-ass seddie stories...lots of action...that's all i can say.
ALSO: I have a commitment problem with stories...I get off to an awesome start, but then I randomly get inspiration for another story...but i am DETERMINED to finish ALL of them! not one, not two, ALL OF THE MULTI-CHAPTER STORIES!!! ALL OF THEM I SAY!
Summaries for the possible stories from the poll:
iGet Him Back- [THEME SONG- One Way Or Another by Blondie (because it's an awesome revenge song. nuff' said.)I'm not getting into specifics, but Freddie turns into an ass-hat and ditches Sam and Carly to hang with the popular crowd. He becomes the 'it' guy and the captain of multiple sports teams. He's not the same sweet Freddie everyone once knew...he's actually kind of a bully and he pushes things to far...even as far as making fun of Carly and Sam...Sam can't beat him up because if she does, she's being sent to Boot Camp by her Aunt Lydia (I made her up, but she was in the military and kind of man-like...) So she and Carly make a plan to get Freddie back, only wanting to have him as their friend again...but it could turn into something more...possibly...SEDDIE!!! (duh, it's Seddie! CREDDIE IS CRUDDIE...no offense to Creddiers...well yeah, offense...but nevermind..)
iCan't Get You Out of My Head...Literally- [THEME SONG- Read My Mind by The Killers (for obvious reasons)Sam is a part of the Hell Benders (a mutant society that keeps evil off the streets, causing damage while they do it.) Freddie is a part of the Black Ice (the rival society of the Hell Benders. Their mission for thousands of years has been to destroy the hell benders.) There is a great prophecy that dates back to the time of the myans... Two will fall. One of Fire. One of Ice, no words to describe will suffice, a power so raw, a power so pure, it will end the coming war...Sam and Freddie have heard that over and over, never getting any meaning from it. Apparently there's signs to tell who they are the first one is...mind reading...When Sam and Freddie start hearing each other's thoughts, what chaos will ensue?SEDDIE!
iSpy- [THEME SONG- Oh My God by Ida Maria (because this is a big shock for Sam & Freddie and they're trying to fix they're situation)] Freddie Benson is a spy, working for the CIA. He's done this for almost as long as he can remember and it's always been the same...he's never personally known another...or at least not until the Ridgeway Drug Bust..."Agent Benson, meet Agent P"..."SAM?!?"..."Hey, Fredwardo." "Apparently you know each other, so we won't really need introductions. You two will be partners for this mission..." "For how long, Mr. Boss-man?" Sam asked skeptically, raising her eyebrows. "Until you finish this mission, which could WILL take three months minimum...it could be until Senior year." WHAT?!? This is going to be one lonnnnggggggggg mission..."Oh, and one more thing...This is the main suspect...you are to obtain as much information about her as possible..." He held up an agonizingly familiar picture. A pale, chocolate-eyed brunnette with hair down to her shoulders. She wore a pink penny tee that read 'Parole Baby!' I could hear Sam attempt to stifle a gasp...it was our best friend...Carly Shay...SEDDIE
Brand New- [THEME SONG- Getting Away With Murder by Papa Roach (it just seems to go with the story.)]When Melanie Puckett is murdered, the iCarly gang is accused of the crime. Without enough money to hire a proffessional lawyer and all the evidence pointing to them, what will Freddie, Sam and Carly do? They'll run. New names. New faces (or at least enough makeup to make them look completely different). New city. New Everything. Since they have to leave everything and everyone behind, they have to start Brand New. Will the trio ever get their names cleared? Will there be love along the way?? Seddie...(Cam and Creddie friendship but nothing more)
iBreak Out- [THEME SONG- Runaway by The Red Hot Chili Peppers (again for obvious reasons)] Sam and Freddie both attend the Gormely Detention School year round...and they're sick of it. Sick of the extremely strict teachers. Sick of the barbed wire fences that make it even more prison-like than before. Sick of everything about it. They form a plan with their friends Gibby and Griffin to get out and it's very successful. By the time anyone in Vancouver realizes they're gone, they got to Seattle, Washington. When they meet Carly, everything is perfect. They have friends, a family, and even an extremely popular webshow...but what happens when someone comes looking for them? Will they be forced to go back to their bland life at the Gormely Detention School?
This is an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!: from now on, I will be referred to as 'Oh Awesomest Most Beautiful Totally Awesomest Greatest Coolest Grawoolest Coolest Toast Swan Princess Veronica Jane Elizabeth Mikayla Carmen Zora Mars Who Loves Bacon and Other Forms of Pork the 37th'! I know it's super long, but DEAL WITH IT! I spent exactly 5 minutes making it up!
I AM OBSESSED WITH iCARLY!!!!!
"I love you with all my butt!"
"I would say heart, but my butt is bigger!"
"when you reach for the stars, all you get are the stars, when you reach for the heavens, you get the stars thrown in." ~ Mary Poppins
"Life sucks and then you die." ~ Jacob Black(pshhh that is SO not depressing)
Juno: You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
Juno: If I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would, but I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea-monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
Vanessa: That's great.
Mark: Keep it in the oven.
Rollo: That ain't no Etch A Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet.
"You will beg for mercy when I own you in the FACE" ~ Spencer
"Nice! First they insult my art, and then they call me dead! Which incidentally I'm not!"~ Spencer
"Now let's build a teenage girl's bedroom so fantastic, it will make all the other teenage girls cry!"~ Spencer
"Wanna putt some meat?"~Freddie
"Look! I made a spoon hat!" "Well, that explains why I'm having to eat my soup with a fork."~ Spencer & Carly
"Hello ma'am, I'm Gibby." "She can't speak English." "I'm still Gibby!"~ Spencer & Gibby
"Nothing's stupid to a guy in a spoon hat!"~ Spencer
"Man, how can David Schwimmer hold his breath this long? Wait...he's not moving...I guess there's never going to be a 'Friends' reunion..." ~ Freddie
"They sell pants for men now." "Then you should have bought some!"~ Freddie & Carly
"He's been drinking water like that since he woke up this morning." "Is that why he tried to drink that puddle outside?" ~ Carly & Sam
"She's either cooling herself or eating your frozen pizzas. Probably both."~ Freddie
"I'm sorry for spitting a lentil in your eye." "Well the apology makes it better!"~ Sam & Freddie
"You've been knawing on that duck bone for 10 minutes." "You're a duck bone!"~ Freddie & Sam
"So I started reading it myself and it is fantastic! These things are great! It's like tv in your head!"~ Sam
"You could fit a body in there...(Carly and Freddie give her a weird look)...if one needed to!"~ Sam
"If you just heard a loud crack, that was my heart, breaking."~ Carly
If 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
*SHIPS I SUPPORT*
Seddie-Sam/Freddie(iCarly) (LOVE/HATE...but it's awesome!)
Cibby-Carly/Gibby(iCarly) (They'd be cute...and plus Gibby is just plain awesome...or at least his mom thinks so...)
Cam-Carly/Sam(iCarly) (They need a little love...everybody seems to think they're weird, but I have nothing against people who are different...so...yeah)
Channy-Sonny/Chad(Sonny With a Chance) (LOVE/HATE but THEY ARE LIKE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER!!!!)
Toni/Sawni/Soni-Sonny/Tawni(Sonny With a Chance) (it's like the same as Cam...I'm not against it, so why not support them?)
Sico/Nonny-Sonny/Nico(Sonny With a Chance) (They're a weird couple, but they'd look kinda cute together)
Liley-(Hannah Montana) (because i now hate Jake with a burning passion and no offense to Mitchel Musso, I've just never liked 'Lolliver'. It made me want to puke up blood.)
Bori/Teck-Beck/Tori(VicTORious) (becuase even though i absolutely ADORE elizabeth gillies[she is AWESOME] i just like this better than Jeck, AKA Bade)
Tade/Jori-Tori/Jade(VicTORious) (MORE PEOPLE NEED TO SUPPORT THEM! I don't get why people are so against two girls liking each other!)
THESE ARE NOT IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE (Except for SEDDIE which is my all around FAVORITE.)*
Put Your Ipod/Itunes/Windows media player on shuffle and list the songs
Opening Credits: Stay Hungry- Twisted Sister
Waking Up: Don't Trust Me- 3oh!3
First Day Of School: Airplanes- B.o.B. ft. Haley Williams
Falling In Love: Breakthrough- Lemonademouth
Fight Song: Bad Reputation- Joan Jett
Breaking Up: The Time (Dirty Bit)- Black Eyed Peas
Prom Night: Thriller- Michael Jackson
Life: Party In the USA- Miley Cyrus
Mental Breakdown: Burning Down the House- Talking Heads
Driving: The Only Exception- Paramore
Flashback: Grenade- Ariana Grande (cover)
Getting Back Together: Playing God- Paramore
Wedding: Found Out About You- Emily Osment
Birth Of Child: Free Fallin'- Tom Petty
Final Battle: Pleasant Valley Sunday- The Monkees
Funeral Song: Secrets- OneRepublic
Final Credits: I Hate the Homecoming Queen- Emily Osment
put your ipod on shuffle and note first fifteen songs:
1. How Does The World See You?: Imma Be- Black Eyed Peas
2. Will I Have A Happy Life?: Bottoms Up- Trey Songz ft. Nicki Minaj
3. What Do My Friends Really Think Of Me?: Neutron Star Collision (Love is Forever)- Muse
4. Do People Secretly Lust After Me?: California Paradise- The Runaways
5. How Can I Make Myself Happy?: You Can't Walk in Your Sleep (If You Can't Sleep)- The Go-Go's
6. What Should I Do With My Life?: Sparks Fly- Taylor Swift
7. What Is Some Good Advice For Me?: You Belong With Me- Taylor Swift
8. How Will I Be Remembered?: One of the Boys- Katy Perry
9. What Is My Signature Dancing Song?: Lovesick- Emily Osment
10. What Do I think My Current Theme Song Is?: Santeria- Sublime
11. What Does Everyone Else Think My Current Theme Song Is?: Sleazy- Ke$ha
12. What Song Will Play At My Funeral?: Everything You're Not- Demi Lovato
13. What Type Of Men Do You Like?: Ring of Fire- Johnny Cash
14. What Is My Day Going To Be Like?: Blue As Your Eyes- Scouting for Girls
15. What Will Tomorrow Bring?: Surrender- Cheap Trick
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!
I don't think blondes are dumb, but this was too funny not to post:
This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.
She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'
The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,
'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'
The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
EMO--Extravagently Made Origami
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I intend to live forever or die trying!
'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Man: Let me the reason you're up all night. Woman: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.
Thank you for visiting my profile!!! You are welcome to come back any time!!!!(pfft, that wasn't weird or anything...pshhh)
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