Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Beka Cooper series, Inuyasha, Criminal Minds, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Warriors.
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16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WALMART
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they arent looking.
2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronis to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone,"code 3' in housewares.
5.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .
7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask
9.Look write into the security camera&use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible"theme.
12.In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.
13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14.When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetal position and scream...
15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"
16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"
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You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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