Lord Espinoza
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Joined 06-27-10, id: 2422609, Profile Updated: 03-12-13
Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Beka Cooper series, Inuyasha, Criminal Minds, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Warriors.

Married to Acidic Lover


1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they arent looking.

2.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronis to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom .

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5.Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6.Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area .

7.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8.When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask
"why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9.Look write into the security camera&use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10.While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible"theme.

12.In the auto department,practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!''

14.When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetal position and scream...
''NO! NO! It's those voices again!''

15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down a aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"



You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

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Tales of the forest, Book one, Swiftclaw
a kit is found by Thunderclan after escaping his mean twoleg. how will he settle in? will he fit in? lets find out!
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Published: 3/30/2013
Hinatas avenger
Hinata and her partner Suimaru live through strife and hardships, Fall in love, And when Hinata is removed from the clan, They fight to get her back, and in charge!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,718 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Hinata H.
Uchiha and Haruno a love story reviews
Sasuke starts his journey with his team mate Sakura. secrets are revealed. Anger rises, and is replaced by love. Rated T for violence, Sexual undertones, Swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
angst reviews
a complete series of angst. if you have any idea's then please let me know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011
Naruto and Sasuke, Brothers, Intro reviews
Naruto is Attacked outside of the Anbu office and his eyes were cut out, and he was left for dead. But Itachi, coming back from duty and about to Finish off his clan, finds the young boy. he heals his injuries and wraps his eyes in gause. a few hours later Itachi returns and grants Naruto with a pair of Sharingan. Including one of his own. what is he planning? What will hapen to Na
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U.
Unknown art! reviews
Itachi knows nothing! Deidara explains.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Annihilation of the Uchiha
The race to the Hokage. Chapter 2 coming soon. Chapter 2 has the Battle of the Uchiha vs Itachi A.K.A Weasel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Itachi U., Tekka U.
Dancing Benders reviews
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Aang, Katara
I don't Hate you too reviews
A sunset view of romance, aaand Azula ruins it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
A almost kiss
Aang and Katara almost kiss, trying to find their way out of the cave of two lovers.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The vengeful bomber reviews
House holds with abusive Husbands are bombed, the women disappeared, and the children left unable to speak. who is this bomber?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013
Sesshomaru and his human girl reviews
what is wrong with sesshomaru?
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Angel of death and her artist? reviews
Does the Paper angel of death like the Artist of Blast?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
Holborn Angst
The thoughts Holborn had before he died
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Rebakah C./Beka
Fallen leaves reviews
how would the leaf ninja leave their village? just a bit of random ness that has been floating in my head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/1/2012
Beka cooper angst
did she love Holborn?
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Rebakah C./Beka
stair top confessions reviews
What would have happened if the death eaters had not attacked on Christmas? set in book 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Just another Day as a host! reviews
Join Haruhi and the rest of the Host through their lives In between episodes!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012
She did what?
Hinata seems down, But Takara seems to help. lets hope Naruto survives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto's dream
How can Tenten help Naruto to achieve his dream?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Complete
Hermione has seen love reviews
The dance scene in the tent. Harry potter 7 part 1. HarryxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
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