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Joined 06-27-10, id: 2422772, Profile Updated: 05-18-14
Author has written 6 stories for Danny Phantom, Darkest Powers, and Hunger Games.

Name: Shaina

Age: 15

Sex: Female

Location: Some washed up town in Ohio

So sorry for being so absent, I'm currently writing my own personal novel, but I'm going to update. Like, now.

SamxDanny

ChloexDerek

ValxTuck

SimonxTori

DannyxVlad (father-son)

DannyxDani (father-daughter)

DannyxClockwork (father-son)

I LOVE DANNY PHANTOM!

If you love/miss Danny Phantom, add your name:

deadgirlwalking123

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be affected

By this Poem

And because you are affected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Fall Out Boy
You say prep
I say me myself and i
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Evanesence
You say Superman
I say Jacob Black
You say I'm a freak
I say Thanks.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with The Darkest Powers Series, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, ReganBaxter, love is killing me, Rose the pack's Fang, SpiritandBlood, xxWARxx, dedadgirlwalking123

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real (DEREK!) copy and paste this in your profile.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? if you love sarcasm, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

A True Boyfriend:When she walks away from you mad
Follow her When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong When she ignore's you
Give her your attention When she pull's away
Pull her back When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared
Protect her When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a nightWhen she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does When she misses you
she's hurting inside When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"

I want a guy like this more than anyone will ever know...

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

The Uncurable Disease

Hi, my name is Kazu.

I like Writing and I like Athletics.

I am running down the road

I suddenly tripped over.

I come home with a scatch on my knee.

My mummy begins to worry.

I tell her I am fine.

She sighs and says ok.

I am at school.

When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.

I am sent to the sickbay.

Then I am sent home.

Mummy takes me to the doctors.

The doctors tell mummy something.

Mummy starts to cry.

I tell her it's ok.

I'm not going to die.

She tells me I am starting.

Starting to be slower.

I don't know what it means.

But I have become sick.

I tell mummy it's ok.

I will become better.

Mummy starts to cry.

Do I have cancer?

Mummy says no.

Then what do I suppose.

As a year had past.

I struggle to walk.

My speech is getting slower.

It's hard for me to talk.

My friends like to help me.

My classmates like to run.

But I have to sit down.

And watch them have fun.

Then one day my teacher.

Comes to see mummy.

Daddy comes out.

And starts to get all snotty.

The teacher tells my parents.

I can no longer go to school.

My motion is too slow.

I ask the teacher slowly.

I am sorry I am useless.

I start to cry and beg her.

I want to go to school.

The teacher gives a smile.

And tells me she is sorry.

The school cant really help me.

The words were so cruel.

The day I had to leave.

My friends and classmates cried.

The boys upon the windows.

Wave to me goodbye.

I smile and sit in the car.

I am taken to a school.

A school with special people.

Just like me and you.

I start to have some fun.

I made a lot of friends.

As many years passed again.

I talk too slow to understand.

I cannot run anymore.

And I struggle to even stand.

I cannot write in my diary.

My motion is too slow.

Then one day I am sent.

To the hospital again.

Now many years have passed.

I lie in a warm bed.

I cannot move my body.

I cannot move again.

I talk very slowly.

I cannot move my head.

My mummy sits there crying.

My daddy looks depressed.

I ask my mummy sadly.

Am I going to die.

My mother holds my hand.

Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes.

I cannot talk or move.

I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

If you belive in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
good people get helped. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God? Please reposte the as Pray For God.

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile. (Hmm, let's see... I love rock n' roll, hey look! I do know!)

If you have someone you love as a sister, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (I still try to, and I'm determinded to actually do it one day)

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

1) A couple is lying on the bed. The man says, "I'm going to make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

2) Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.
3) What does it mean if a man is in your bed gasping for breath and screaming your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God, the Father, the Son, and Holy Ghost…
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the hell of it copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person who doesn't give a shit about brand name clothing, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Haha.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness

if my calculations are correct SLINKY ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.

If you have ever run into a door (or wall!), copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:

AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Mellie11, Tsukishiro, YaoiRocks, Dark Mican, Evanescenceangel18, Runs With Horses (RWH for short!), V.Cullen12, deadgirlwalking123,

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who don’t give a shit, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high, copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are against child abuse, Copy and paste this on your profile

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Therapist = the / rapist... scary thought

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

“I am sick of people having a near death experiences and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” TonyV.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nana’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...?)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts.
(Talk about a news flash!)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
(Go ahead and crush the dreams of little kids!!)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

HELL YA!

If you would jump off a cliff in hopes of Jacob Black saving you, copy and paste this into your profile.

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)
8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
(Kiss them outside instead,)
9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
(Just cheat on them: better marks.)
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle.)

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Funny things I laughed at

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

friends are God's way of apologizing for family

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down, stay put and shut up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

my friends say 'look a birdy' behind me in the lunch room then my goldfish are gone!!

people like u r the reasons we have middle fingers

your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us im triping you...

But if vampires r chasing us, trip me, i'll b fine!

good friends dont let you do stupid this...alone

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you

i am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls...and pulls...people...and off the occasional cliff

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls...and pulls...people...and off the occasional cliff

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, mudkipmon, Sweet.Little.Bumble.Bee, deadgirlwalking123,

If you correct your mom constantly on her grammar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you made up a lot of the copy and paste thingy's (starts laughing) and just stopped laughing over the word 'thingys' (Starts laughing again!), copy and paste this into your profile! (keeps on laughing)

If you ever laughed at nothing for 30 minutes straight, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you just stopped laughing after 30 minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all prejudice copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers, copy and paste!

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your heads off.

If you see all those long poems/lists all over and agree with the message( stop child abuse, stop stereotyping, ect) but don't want to put something That long on you profile, copy THIS to your profile instead.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people then copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If annoying people get on your nerves then copy this onto your profile!

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who don’t, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!) then copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers...)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, SeaSpectre160, mudkipmon

If you already knew that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the exact same tune, just different words, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

First of all, here is my definition of writer's block: Writer's Block- n. 1. A mental barrier in the writer's mind that prevents the flow of new ideas to the brain. 2. A writer's worst nightmare and the bane of their existence. If you have experienced writer's block, know the pain of writer's block, and agree with me, then post this onto your profile immediately. If you haven't experienced writer's block yet, you undoubtedly will so post this onto your profile anyway.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile

Why do we drink? Why do we smoke? Do we want to die? What's wrong with living? What's wrong with drinkers and smokers? If you are against smoking and drinking, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

DO NOT READ BELOW UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET CURSED

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.

If the first thing that enters your mind when I say fudge is fudge then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of you copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If your plot bunnies give you the perfect idea- in the middle of a huge math test/ PSAT/shower or other bad time, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read all of the listed copy-to-profiles on this profile, copy this to your profile.

If you do NOT have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stared into space for an hour straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Most teenage girls spend half an hour on their hair every day. If you spend half an hour to get dressed, fix your hair, Eat Breakfast and brush your teeth, then copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're- OOH! CHOCOLATE!- random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! :D

If you are a piggy, chicken, turkey, cookie, candy, or chocolate bunny murderer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that bullies should be wiped off of the face of the earth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you like music that makes you cry cause it's just so beautiful- be it classical, rock, or anything at all, and don't care if people say that it's dumb, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you yell at random objects (out loud or in your head) for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like bands/singers that nobody's ever heard of, copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If, when you are taking a test, you talk to and/or yell at the questions and the testmakers, copy and paste this into your profile.

Laughing at things that aren't supposed to be funny means you are 60 or more evil. I laugh at things that aren't supposed to be funny. If you are like me, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you look at a sentence and go "OOH! 'BE' IN THAT SENTENCE IS A HELPING VERB!" or something else of that sort, for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you diagram or use 4-level-analysis on a random sentence, and have a Word document to prove it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile pretty much says you are a nerd, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are fic(s) which are really slow to update, or have probably been discontinued, and you already finished half the story and added your OC's and own twists to it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you recaped a season while listening to a song or sound track, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

If you hate people who swear becouse they think its cool, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

90 of teens will want to try a drug between the ages of 13-19. If you are one of the 10 that rather lose a limb before taking drugs, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

Usually I'm quite quiet about this, but the one about Jesus makes a good point.

If you truly believe in God, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If Jesus is your Savior, then copy and paste this in your profile.

Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why test results that state you have a deadly disease are called 'positive' results? Or states when you do not have the disease, it is a 'negative' result?

50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.
4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs
6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"
7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"
8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".
9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme
10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"
11. Remind him to get a cat.
12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.
13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"
14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.
15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.
16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.
17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"
18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.
19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.
20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)
21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.
22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.
23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.
24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.
25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.
26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.
27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.
28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.
29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.
30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.
31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.
32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
or:
b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"
35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.
36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.
37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.
38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.
39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.
40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.
41. Cut off his ponytail.
42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty
b)Disney Princesses
c) The Mickey Mouse Head
d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)
e) Danny's Face
f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"
45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.
46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"
47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.
48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"
49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.
50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.

50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Calls your parents "Mrs." and "Mr."
BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! Don't waste good alcohol!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

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LONG LIVE DANNY PHANTOM!

Quick, pick 12 random Danny Phantom characters!

1) Dani

2) Paulina

3) Dash

4) Danny

5) Sam

6) Tucker

7) Maddie

8) V-man(Vlad)

9) Dark Dan

10) Jack

11) Mr.Lancer

12) Skulker

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Tucker and Mr. Lancer? I don't think so.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Danny is very very hawt like the sun hawt like in a volcano on the sun hawt he's so hawt

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

I dunno...ask V-man.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

I have read a lot about him but I cannot remember their titles.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Probably not, because Paulina thinks Tucker is a looser and that he is not 'too fine'.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

I think Five/Nine if Dark Dan loves Sam back.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Paulina and Vlad making out

Maddie walks in

Maddie: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! *Runs off crying*

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Jack and Dash have been seeing one another since they met. What happens when someone happens to find them in a heated make-out session?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

I'm pretty sure there isn't.

10) Suggest a title for a five and four hurt/comfort fic?

Danny and Sam: Sam's Lost Treasure

11) What might five scream at a great moment of passion?

DANNY I LOVE YOU!

12) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Danny/Tucker/Skulker...Warning: Danny half naked inside *Everyone faints*

13) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Jack and Paulina? Really?

14) What's a song that would describe number five's feelings towards number six?

Sam's toward Tucker...You should eat your veggies! *Dun dun dah!*

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If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil copy and paste this in your profile

I don't understand some of the things people put on the copy and paste things, if you don't too copy this to your profile.

If you think that Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy this to your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this,because the in the Bible it says if you deny me,I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

Wisdom of Life - Quotable Quotes.

According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.
Don't steal. The government hates the competition.
If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.
Tell the truth and run.
Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to.
Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate.
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense..
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Generally, generalizations are wrong.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research.
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?
If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
Belief gets in the way of learning.
If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7 (I'm a tomboy! =D)

Every day, thousands of animals are abandoned, abused, and even killed. Cats get injuries like Brightheart's; scars and injuries, and no love at all. Some lose body parts, and others just lose hope. They can't speak out for themselves, but we can. Please help save the animals from being abused. Copy and paste this message if you want animal abuse to stop.

Animals are on the brink of extintion everywhere. Some are hunted away, and otehrs are losing their hmes. Copy and paste this message if you want to help save the wild animals in any way you can.

You know you live in 2009 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) You just tried to defend yourself against the computer by saying something like 'The TV doesnt have buttons anymore!'

7.) You just realized that you were defending yourself against an innanimate object

8.) Your parents can't even survive school anymore. (it is a fact that many 5th graders know geography more than their parents)

9.) You've gotten in trouble at school for sending in a report ful of cht spk typose, nd smily faces

10.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

11.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

12.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

13.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

14.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

15.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

IMPORTANT! DARKEST POWERS=LIFE.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on construction people to tear down buildings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
DARKEST POWERS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile

DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile

now for semoehtnig itnresitng...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at CmabrigdeUinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

...Friends/Bestfriends...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you singing the jail bird song.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

BEST FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: Tell you that you look nice.
Best Friends: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

Friends: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
Best Friends: Help pick out your studs, take before&after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

Friends: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
Best Friends: Start gushing with you.

Friends: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
Best Friends: Get obsessed with you.

Friends: Say "see you later!"
Best Friends: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

Friends: Bail you out of jail.
Best Friends: Are sitting in the jail cell with you and saying "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

Friends: Forgive you.
Best Friends: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends: Politely refuse food.
Best Friends: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.

Friends: Are only through school.
Best Friends: Are forEVER!

Friends: Laugh with you.
Best Friends: Laugh AT you...WITH you.

Friends: Tell jokes with you.
Best Friends: Have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
Best friends: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

Friends: Annoy you.
Best Friends: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

Friends: Forget you.
Best Friends: Love you forever.

Friends: Like you.
Best Friends: Love you.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

do NOT read this! its very VERY VERY scary!

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

One dark day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew out their knives and shot each other,

The deaf policeman heard the noise,

And came to shoot the two dead boys,

If you don't believe my lies are true.

Ask the blind man he saw it two!

If you read this post it on your profile, or else the two dead boys will pull out their knifes and shoot YOU this time!

So either repost or sleep with one eye open, for the rest of your life.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

Usually I'm quite quiet about this, but the one about Jesus makes a good point.

If you truly believe in God, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If Jesus is your Savior, then copy and paste this in your profile.

I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic for which it stands,
one nation
UNDER GOD,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.

If you think under God should stay in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste that into your profile.

God's Section

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

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Satellite by Polterrgeist reviews
The story of a girl who couldn't hold on any longer. (Being rewritten because this is an awful story)
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,196 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Danny F., Star
Phantom Through Time by Sincerely The Sign Painter reviews
When Plasmius creates a rip in time, Danny is sucked back in time to a few months before he discovered his ghost powers. How will the town react to the ghost hero? How will his friends react to the unrecognizeable ghost? My first fic. DxS. Please review.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,282 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Danny F., Sam M.
Field Trip by Destiny Obake reviews
Casper High is going on a field trip. To where? Disaster. Can Danny keep his fellow students and his secret identity safe at the same time? Read to find out. Not like other Field Trip stories. Reviews say it all. Rated because of violence. Complete.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,860 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Especially When You're Sad by Tori Stone reviews
"I'll always be here for you." "Even when I'm sad?" "Especially when you're sad."
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Weighing Guilt by kate-7h reviews
Hatred for a familiar ghost leads to a heart-wrenching experience for Danny. WARNING: Violence and gore described
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Monster by PhantomPotterGirl reviews
A little insight of Danny's thoughts about why he kept fighting on when Amity Park was completely against him. Post Phantom Planet. Inspired by "Monster" by Paramore :
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Invasion of the Pippin by AnimationNut reviews
Response to JuneLuxray2 Summer Challenge. Danny gets a new teacher, and he seriously believes her to be Mary Poppins. Sam and Tucker are just plain annoyed by Ms. Pippins perkiness. Soon enough is enough, and Ms. Pippins is going down!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Anyone Can Be A Hero by kewliobeans reviews
What happens when Danny and Dash are cornered by Skulker? How will Dash take the news that he's been bullying his hero? Complete
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Dash B., Danny F. - Complete
Danny gone hyper by PhanDoll reviews
Some one gave Danny a sugar rush. Set after PP
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Danny F. - Complete
Stargazing by EverAfterGirl reviews
Maddie Fenton goes out to see the stars. She doesn't expect to find a certain troubled teen with eerie green eyes already at her stargazing spot. Bonding occurs, and secrets might be revealed. Bonding fic. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Mountain Dew by Phantom Splash reviews
Danny is addicted to Mountain Dew, much to Lancer's frustration. My first oneshot!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Surprising Lancer by AnimationNut reviews
It's Lancer's birthday, and the trio are not about to let it pass them by. After all, teachers are people too.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Lancer - Complete
Deserves a Flame! by Codiak reviews
Crack fic. Flame it. No, really. Flame it with the rage of a thousand flames. Rated for stupidity and cursing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Spiderman by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Maddie's life is changed after reading her son's suicide letter.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Cliff Side by Codiak reviews
When a field trip goes awry, Danny Fenton decides to step it up.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Halloween's Horrors by Windsurf reviews
Danny's first Halloween. BEWARE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Spookin' Lancer by AnimationNut reviews
A little Halloween tale where Danny, Tucker and Sam try to scare Lancer the day before Halloween. But Lancer isn't easily terrified. Will the trio end up scaring Lancer, or get pwned by their middle-aged teacher...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Lancer - Complete
Death is the Answer by ghostanimal reviews
Oneshot: Danny wants to escape his pain, but he just can't get it through their minds that the answer for him is death. Unplanned SecondShot: Dealing with the attempted suicide of a loved one is never easy. Even for a future physiatrist. Character Death
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
My Personal Lullaby by I'mdancinonthefloorforacartoon reviews
After Danny saves everyone from the disasteroid, he and Sam leave. What happens when they come back ten years later with twins?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Danny F., Sam M.
The Pack by Beautyandthebooks reviews
What would have happened if, in The Awakening, Derek and Chloe had run into the Pack. Would they have been helped or punished? Would Derek find what he's been looking for? This is one for the Derek and Jeremy fans. Pack from Otherworld series.
Crossover - Women of the Otherworld & Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chloe S.
The Summoning by RoseTwilighterDP reviews
Have you guys ever thought about what happened BEFORE Chloe Saunders arrived at Lyle house? Well read this if you want to know...
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009
Gut Feeling by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ He needed to stop her. Instinct was screaming in his head, yelling that he had to run, get to her before it was too late. “Chloe, put down the detergent.”
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Twilight Walking by Shibby-One reviews
The reveal of Danny being Danny Phantom has the opposite affect they'd hoped for: he's faced with great fear. Because of an incident in his past, he's banished with Sam and Tucker, left to wander in the wilderness to find a new life for themselves.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,930 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
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A Ghostly Reaping the continuation reviews
This is a continuation of Shadowhunter4life's story, A Ghostly Reaping.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/29/2011
New Ghost reviews
Mr. Lancer's class is out at Taco Bell when a new ghost arrives and a secret is revealed. One-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011
Someone's Back reviews
Ghosts come back, enemies need help, someone needs a cat, and a very powerful ghost is back for one thing: revenge. Rated T for violence and language and also death.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Clockwork, Dan Phantom
A Twist in Dimensions reviews
While in the ghost zone, Danny, Sam, and Tucker are chased into another dimensions. What happens when they have to stay to help Chloe, Simon, Derek, and Tori fight? Crossover with Danny Phantom and Darkest Powers! DFxSM DSxCS TFxTE
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Danny F., Chloe S.
A Danny Phantom Valentines Day Story reviews
Danny and Tucker messes with Sam's head. I thought I'd put this together for Valentines Day. I hope you spend this day with the one you love!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
A Danny Phantom Christmas Story reviews
While flying home, Danny meets an unexpected visitor that comes only once a year, and gets an awesome present!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete