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Author has written 17 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Legend of Zelda, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hunger Games.

I used to be As You Die, but then a parent said the name was gruesome. Just for identification.

Final Note: Enjoy. Most of my stories start super slow, and I prefer not to write love. Humor is higher, in my opinion. However, it can be included-lightly.
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On a little Hiatus: I will write every month for Starvation, but now I will probably be cramming for school and original stuff.

You probably want more info. So:

1. I don't have a TV.

2. I like the smell of Mosaic Tile Adhesive, Sunscreen, iceboxes, and more.

3. I'm trying not to get addicted to anything except for my own stuff.

4. After a linking verb, you use the nominative case. After "than" or "as", you also use the nominative case. Like: It was I, It was he. More than I; As I; More than He...

5. It is "all right", not "alright".

I might add later. But now, all you have will be my ghost.

Fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/742494/

Check out Dead on Arrival by Pineapple Fetish. It's about Lyme, the commander from Two. Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6908138/1/Dead_on_Arrival

Also check out the following. These stories are simply underrated tales.

Moments by Zelda12343: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6747640/1/Moments

Fragile or Made of Stone by EnjoyEveryMoment http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6415507/1/Fragile_Or_Made_of_Stone

Kill Snow by Biggest Sugarland Fan http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6503472/1/Kill_Snow

Victors Past by Riddl3MeThis http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6338093/1/Victors_Past

Balance by Layne Muffins http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7023322/1/Balance

brittle smiles & pretty, useless gifts by Pineapple Fetish http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7175535/1/brittle_smiles_pretty_useless_gifts#

Girls are better at:

1. Hearing
2. Talking of emotions
3. Multi-tasking
4. Paying attention
5. Childbirth
6. Art
7. Instruments
8. Better Grades
9. Manners
10. Skinnier
11. Sweeter
12. Conversation
13. Shopping
14. Hair-Styling
15. Frugality
16. Being peaceful
17. Being a housewife super
18. Not being color-blind
19. Giving a guy pleasure in games and chaste fun -_-
20. Memorizing details
21. Writing yaoi
22. Smiling
23. Spontaneity
24. Innocence
25. Humor
26. Hypnosis
27. Maintaining dignity
28. Silence
29. Having two X chromosomes -_-
30. Singing
31. Being a diva
32. Looking good with long hair -_-
33. Cross-dressing
34. Style
35. Sleeping without any suspicious activity -_-
36. Making excuses for being late
37. Dancing
38. Looking good with long legs -_-
39. Being a princess
40. Being in shojo anime
41. Getting rooms for themselves in the Capitol Building in America
42. Screaming
43. Fangirling
44. Being girls
45. Wearing lipstick
46. Singing in a high voice
47. Getting grossed out
48. Cuddling
49 Having issues
50. Being haunted
51. Hooking up with a guy
52. Living longer
53. Surviving a horror movie
54. Dying in a horror movie
55. Being a tourist
56. Being a teacher
57. Being ghosts
58. Acting
59. Punctuality
60. Keeping Their Things

~As You Die, penguin freak, and random goof who looks like a stick

Anyone willing to continue for me?

Boys are better at:
1. Fertilizing eggs
2. Brute Force
3. Being colorblind
4. Math (does not include Timothy Nyugen)
5. Sciences
6. Growing tall
7. Being accepted by society
8. Containing emotions
9. Fighting
10. Standing gruesomeness
11. Fostering Confidence
12. Burping
13. Farting
14. Covering up fart
15. Acting
16. Acting stupid
17. Studying
18. Writing
19. Becoming president
20. Winning
21. Losing
22. Getting drunk or buzzed
23. Being funny
24. Being handsome
25. Being a girl
26. Being a guy
27. Getting D's and F's
28. Becoming lust-infected
29. Getting laid
30. Dancing (yes including white people)
31. Being a dad
32. Being a scary criminal
37. Not caring

~As you die, random goof who looks like a stick, and ThunderRaptor

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Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4025 - Favs: 4,607 - Follows: 4,806 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
When Life Became a Game by cindella204 reviews
"For me, life had become a game. A game to survive…" When there are no volunteers in District 4 for the first time in years, Finnick Odair finds himself in the arena at the age of 14. Will a well constructed façade and an unexpected ally keep him alive?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 106,868 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Other tributes, Finnick O. - Complete
Of Gold Eyeliner and Fuschia Contacts by dolphinxxgirlxx reviews
The story of the 74th Hunger Games through the contacts of our favorite female District 12 stylist. Warning may include: Drinking,Hilarity, Waking up in bed next to your best friend, Flaming hair, Men crying, and Peeta without pants. You were just warned.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Portia, Cinna
Balance by Layne Muffins reviews
Everything in Ethan Nakamura's life has been about founding equality, revenge, balance. An account of Ethan Nakamura's life leading up to his great sacfrice for balance.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Ethan N., Percy J.
The Dream of Freedom by caisha702 reviews
Gloss once said Snow can only take our minds if we let him. Then the rebellion plot failed and I began to give up. But giving up means he's won and I promised I'd never let that happen. So I dream a dream of freedom and tell myself to never let go.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 222,864 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Cashmere, Gloss - Complete
Refinement by Taywen reviews
Panem. The 324th Hunger Games. Some things have been changed - refined. Most have stayed the same, though. Welcome to the future, and may the odds be ever in your favour.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,066 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Other tributes
Dead on Arrival by Taywen reviews
At the age of seventeen, Lyme Rook volunteers for the Hunger Games – the ending is set, but what about Lyme's motivations, or the actions that led to her victory? This is the tale of the 48th Games. Rated for language, violence, etc.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,357 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Lyme, Other tributes
Patchwork by Stratosphere at Midnight reviews
Two team members' actions begin a pushing and pulling effect on the seams of their team. The story of Maraqua's drama filled offseason.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2011
brittle smiles & pretty, useless gifts by Taywen reviews
There is no celebration when Cashmere Chrome is born. This sets the tone for the rest of her life. Rated for the usual in THG. *Written for Starvation Forum's July prompt: Celebration.*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Cashmere - Complete
my hunger games by Oobay reviews
what if my friends family and i were in the hunger games world? what if instead of katniss and peeta in me and some other kid were? all other book tributes are still in!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Haymitch A., Other tributes
To Freedom by Taywen reviews
None of the victors will ever be free; least of all Haymitch. *Written for Starvation Forum's June prompt: Toast.*
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Haymitch A. - Complete
The Lizard and the Scorpion by ThunderRaptor reviews
Code Lyoko- X.A.N.A.'s latest attack is deadly. Ulrich has a truth that surprises him. Is he the only one who can stop the attack, or could it all end in mass destruction... Oneshot -Please review
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Ulrich S. - Complete
Dinosaurus and Demons by ThunderRaptor reviews
Connor Temple, while investigating an anomaly, has been murdered by a mysterious assailant. But his spirit lingers on and meets Anne, George, and Mitchell, who decide to help him solve his death. What they find however, is something more unsettling than any of them could ever imagine.
Crossover - Primeval & Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Connor T., Anna S./Annie, George S., J. Mitchell
To Reach for Victory by Hahukum Konn reviews
In District Two, Aurelius Decker, like other Career tributes, is taught one thing: how to win at the Hunger Games. But will he be able to achieve victory? Note: both het and slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,867 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Other tributes
Return to the Fall by ThunderRaptor reviews
Connor Temple has destroyed the world. Now only he can undo it, and this may involve his younger self's death at his own hands
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Connor T., Abby M.
O grave, where is thy victory? by Ich bin ein Schmetterling reviews
"Don't you understand? I won." Oneshot written for Starvation. Mags' Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Mags - Complete
icequeen by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Cecelia, district eight victor. Life after the victory: hating, loving, living and collecting happiness like a patchwork. Written for Starvation.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Strange To Think by Penelope Wendy Bing reviews
As Aliena Everdeen sunk into her dreamworld years ago, now so does Annie Odair, and it's almost strange to think how they were running from the same reality. Written for the Starvation April prompt.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Annie C., Mrs. E. - Complete
Stone Soul by Taywen reviews
Because there can never be a simple happy ending in Panem. That would be too optimistic and hopeful, after all. AU, slash. Mentions of FinnickAnnie and PeetaKatniss; eventual FinnickPeeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,313 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Finnick O., Peeta M.
Feast by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Five stories of food in a world of hunger. Complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
thoughtcrime by Taywen reviews
Because you forgot that in a city that prides itself on superficiality, the only absolute law is this: the Hunger Games are sacred. *Written for Starvation Forum's April prompt: Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Somnambulist by hewhoistomriddle reviews
Annie keeps dreaming. An exaggerated account of madness. Horror...ish. Written for Starvation.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Haymitch Abernathy isn't allowed to by Zelda12343 reviews
Ever wondered if Haymitch has a goofy side? Well, wonder no more and take a look at this list! Rated T for some of the things he does.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Haymitch A.
Epic by Penguin Voodoo reviews
Written for Starvation. Lyme thought that after the Games, she could take a break, get back to normal, live nicely, etc. It isn't that simple, the Games are a domino chain. Prompt: epic Lyme needs love.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
A Hollow Victory by Taywen reviews
The trials and tribulations of Enobaria's life, from pre-62nd Hunger Games to post-Mockingjay. Enobaria-centric, no pairings. Rated for some language, themes, etc.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Enobaria, Brutus - Complete
(this isn't a) love story by Taywen reviews
Because in the Capitol, you can buy just about anything, if you have enough money — even love. Gloss/OC. *Written for Starvation Forum's March prompt, epic.*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Gloss - Complete
Marvel, His Name Was Marvel by dork-with-glasses reviews
I killed a boy whose name I don't even know -Marvel, his name was Marvel. Somewhere his family is weeping for him -They were a family of six, then five, & now four. His friends call for my blood -He didn't have that many friends...set in THG & briefly CF
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Marvel - Complete
Victory by Annwyd reviews
Enobaria is part Capitol and part district, and the search for her roots drives her to the Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Enobaria - Complete
A Bad Day For Vernon Dursley by Sheila Chiaroscura reviews
Vernon Dursley buys an answering machine, and the Weasley twins have come up with a brilliant idea... What could possibly go wrong? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P. - Complete
Do You Want the Truth or Something Beautiful? by caisha702 reviews
Sometimes all the training in the world can't make the Games seem like the best option, any more than possessing beauty greater than that of any citizen of the Capitol can guarantee happiness...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Glimmer - Complete
The Price of Beauty by caisha702 reviews
Glimmer's POV - her thoughts before the Games begin. Oneshot, sort of written for Gethsemane's prompts challenge
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Glimmer - Complete
Old Meat by Maiden of Mercy reviews
An old woman tells her Granddaughter the disturbing story of her envy of her three beautiful, princess-like sisters and how how she got her wicked revenge on them... Based on a mixture of fairytales all warped into something else entirely...
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
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Haymitch's Wisdom reviews
Haymitch sends Snow a slip of paper in his suggestion box, and Snow has gone ballistic. A bit of crack, and for Starvation: friends.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Haymitch A., Pres. Snow - Complete
The Valley of the Green reviews
The valley's the valley of green, the Career thinks. It isn't the Valley of the Shadow yet. He hopes that it will stay the valley of green, even though that with victory is an oxymoron. This for Starvation: Mutilate.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Complete
Adventure reviews
"I'm thinking…What would be fun? Like the quests we used to make when we were little. That kind of fun." "Let's go on another quest then." T for one slight mention.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Avox girl - Complete
Coriolanus and He reviews
There's the deal: we move to the Capitol in the middle of the night and I'll support you. But you have to be my muse and give me ideas on how to get to the top. He says, "All right," and deal is sealed.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Pres. Snow - Complete
Sacrifice reviews
And the death instinct says it isn't fair, but after what you've given up for life, you aren't dying. Starvation.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Enobaria - Complete
Things That Chaff Isn't Allowed to Do reviews
Well, Chaff is a bit weird. This is a list of things he learned not to do throughout the ages. Part two is up.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Chaff - Complete
A Cheeseburger Without the Cheese reviews
It's such a pretty celebration, my dear. Can't you see all those gems and ribbons that try to escape to heaven? Yes, it is lovely. But the most important thing is missing, isn't it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Tofu Cows reviews
Written for Starvation: toast. Peeta wants to bake toast, and Brutus does...Kind of. Chaff loves the tofu cow, though, and Gloss has his fingers on the cell phone. PeetaxBBrutusxChaff friendship pairing.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Chaff, Peeta M. - Complete
We'll Both Regret It reviews
A second shot at a favorable pairing. China and Belarus meet in a unfavorable position. However, the two of them, thanks to one decision, will have to meet again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Belarus, China
Pinches of Clove reviews
Because cloves can tell truth. For April Starvation forum.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Clove - Complete
Lost reviews
A story about the female morphling, and her descent into morphling, as well as the Games, and a short part about Plutarch. For Starvation prompt: Epic. Remember, I am a reviews whore.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Female Morphling - Complete
Agitha Does Bug Cruelty reviews
This is all happening in that castle. The bugs that Link brings meet bad ends. Deaths are drama, aren't they?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Agitha - Complete
Balance reviews
Enobaria doesn't always agree with the Capitol. But she has to if she wants to survive. It's different from my usual style. Parody because of why I wrote it.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Enobaria - Complete
Book Report reviews
Wrote this for a book report. Plot: all 24 victors are drawn out of the arena. They all join rebellion #2. Complete...for now.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Complete
A Spring Bound Too Tight reviews
He didn't like the brother, but the sister was really fascinating, and more attractive. It was was just her cursed incest. . . China and Belarus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Belarus, China - Complete
Two Irresponsible Parents reviews
The story of Envy. Pure Humor. Love-Free.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Envy - Complete
Link's Birthday reviews
Next year, he should invite nicer people.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Link - Complete