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Joined 06-28-10, id: 2423393, Profile Updated: 01-06-12
Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, and Misc. Books.

Hey there, I'm a single mom with one son, happily divorced with a dirty mind. If there were no gutters it would be homeless...lol...love me some slash...like to write it, watch it...and read it...I watched the Twilight movie saga and have been in love with Edward and Jasper Cullen since the first day they walked into the cafeteria...HATE JACOB BLACK...even if he did help the Cullen's in Breaking Dawn, wished that he would steal Bella's heart so Edward could have Jasper...lol...I have recently fallen in love with Brian and Justin from Queer as Folk and I totally support Gay Pride...

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8209 - Favs: 7,527 - Follows: 7,768 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10708 - Favs: 9,357 - Follows: 7,031 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Always by sue273 reviews
When Jasper meets a gorgeous Edward in a coffee bar he is instantly attracted to him. That is until he starts to talk and move and Jasper immediately has second thoughts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,657 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward
Maguire's by PixieH reviews
Bella is bored with her job and bored with her boyfriend. To the Cullens, she's like one of the family, but can an old friend of Emmett's provide the spark that's been missing in her life? Rated M for lang and future lemmons. AH, B/J Some non-canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Nasty by DPD reviews
Edward came to my offices to discuss his past. He had lost his partner. My heart grieved for his loss, until his dark secret was revealed to me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 63,725 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8912 - Favs: 4,624 - Follows: 3,691 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Doorstep Bundle by mersedez2001 reviews
Edward the perpetual bachelor, was loving his single life until one day a child he didn't know he had, was left on his door step.Sexward is now being forced to be a stay at home dadward.Better summery inside! A/H, cannon pairing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 120,485 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consequences of Confessing your Fantasy by dragontattoo75 reviews
Who knew confessing a fantasy to your husband could uncover a secret from his past? Told in BPOV, but all M/M lemons. WINNER of Best Lemon in The Non-canon Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,505 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Lessons Learned by mistyhaze420 reviews
Jasper and Edward become the best of friends through similar tragic events in their lives. Edward, the geeky messed up kid, soon starts getting some lessons from bad boy, Jasper on how to fit in...What will E end up teaching him? E/J Slash AH Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 419,241 - Reviews: 5650 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Spare Change by Tel81 reviews
Jasper's having a bad day! He's been yelled at twice by a complete stranger who claims he doesn't live in the "real world". Confused he decides to experience what he doesn't understand. What he sees will take him on a Journey of self discovery.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Jasper, Bella
My Facebook Reunion by EternallyCullen reviews
28 year old English teacher, Bella Swan is dreading being dragged to her 10 year reunion with Alice; until a certain social networking site offers her a very welcome blast from the past... BxE, AH. M. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 142,621 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unbecoming by BookishQua reviews
In the aftermath of her divorce, a heartbroken Bella Swan looks for danger to give meaning to her life. If only her hot ex-husband would stay out of the picture. There is NO CHEATING in this story by E or B. AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,393 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 2,462 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
Living Royal by D-Twilighter reviews
Bella Swan is a typical college girl who's trying to make the best of her college experience. Only one problem gets in her way, Prince Edward happens to attend the same University...Full Summary Inside - Inspired by the British Royal Wedding!E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,345 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tell me How by Fr333bird reviews
Scholarship boy Merlin and well-off Arthur share a room at boarding school. One thing leads to another after lights out. Originally written for Kinkspiration on LJ, but drabbles turned into a story that needed telling. Adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,346 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Meant to Be by Fr333bird reviews
"The first time I see Riley, my eyes lock onto him and I can't look away." Seth and Riley's lives are shattered by events beyond their control. Can they overcome the challenges they face and still be together? Slash, AU, contains wolves and vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,145 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Seth, Riley - Complete
The Blind Date by losttwisisters reviews
Bella, a college student, has had a crush on Edward for awhile. Alice, Edward's sister takes matters into her own hands and sets up a blind date between the two. Watch and see how their date goes and see how their relationship blossoms. *****on hiatus... for a while..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,628 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Going For It by angelbethy reviews
Edward and Jasper are best friends. But does Edward even know who Jasper really is? Could a secret destroy their friendship? Will one night, a lot of beer, and a long-overdue confession keep our boys from going for it? M for lemon slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Beautiful Savage by readingmama reviews
After getting lost in the woods on a camping trip, Bella finds a man who is living a different life. Can two such different worlds mesh when communication is nearly impossible?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,591 - Reviews: 4181 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Part Of Me Was Always You by kgq reviews
What do you do when the best part of you wants more and you don't think you can give it to them? Follow Jasper's journey on how to come to terms with new changes to be made in his and Edward's lives. Can he finally mature and man up for the man he loves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 174,392 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Fairground by puzzypower reviews
He ran away from home and joined the travelling fair. He found much more than he expected. Riley/Jackson pairing. Slash. O/S now, may be continued if the mood strikes me :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Riley - Complete
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,130 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Second Life by rozey113 reviews
What if the wolves were late saving Bella from Laurent in the meadow and Bella gets changed into a vampire? what happens when Bella goes to find the Cullens after she has been changed. Will she like what she sees? Bad at summaries. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,939 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Little Freaks by TLS Lyrics and Lemons Contest reviews
Submission #15 for TLS Lyrics & Lemons O/S Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Cullen Club by twilight mum69 reviews
Bella gets her wish of spending her birthday at her cousins in Louisiana, they take her to the local vampire bar for a new experience but what does The Cullen Club hold instore for her? Disclaimer I do not own any characters!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 73,442 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7116 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 2,030 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
God Help Me by mandy52799 reviews
Dirty girl Bella runs into her Bible school crush years later. Now a jaded electrician, he still makes her lady bits sing. Can she overcome guilt & corrupt him? He just might surprise her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Promise by KellanCougar reviews
"It's never too late to be who you might have been." So said the writer, George Eliot. Drizzle piece written for Twific reviews. Edward/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Complete
Fantasy by showerstoflowers reviews
A wedding, a secret crush, and a little liquid courage. Bella's fantasy is about to come true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilght: New Moon Rewrite by greekgirl211 reviews
I thought that Bella had suffered too much misery during New Moon and I have decided to change her destiny! Starts from when Edward tells Bella that he has to leave. Bella/Edward/Jacob -Read to find out more!-
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Bella, Jacob
A Cord of Three Strands by Purple Tulips reviews
Jasper and Alice are happily married but Jasper's got a man crush on the new, hot professor at the university where he works. Is there room for another person in their relationship? AH, polyslash, J/A, J/E, J/A/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,941 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Smoking In The Boys' Room by CorrinaTFF reviews
Rendezvous in the boys' room at the football field had become a regular routine. It was a way to pass the time, with good friends and a few smokes. What happens when things get complicated and feelings start to interfere?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 187,895 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8909 - Favs: 7,382 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4254 - Favs: 4,121 - Follows: 4,664 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seventh Heaven by TheInsatiableVampire reviews
When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9743 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Sarah Frost Diary by Twilightdiary reviews
you have all heard of Bella swan, the girl who found her vampire soul mate & bathed in the world of light, to have love,Friendship&a purpose.For every light there is a darkness and now that darkness is Sarah's world, a girl who had none & fights to surive
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Marcus, Sarah
The Golden Banana by Touchstone67 reviews
A PWP o/s written for Dannie. Jasper is a stripper at a nightclub, one night he spots a beautiful boy in his audience. What happens when the boy gets a lapdance? Will they both get more than they bargined for? Rated M for sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4576 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
La Tua Cantante by lillipadmom reviews
Can you to fall in love with someone just by the sound of their voice? Bella has always wanted to sing, what will happen when her BFFs push her to sing at a club one night? Will Edward become obsessed with the voice that's haunted his dreams? M for Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,990 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Heartstrings by FlightlessBird1122 reviews
Was forever too much to ask?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guess Who's Coming to Lunch by imdominating reviews
This is a o/s written for ilsuocantante's birthday. It's just a bit of silliness. She left her wallet at home. Oh, the humanity!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Prenuptual Posturing by jmolly reviews
3 days before the wedding. The Cullens have interfering human and vampire house guests, making life difficult for E&B. UE Series #4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,043 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Game Night by farkle reviews
Whn the cat's away the mouse will hire a hooker. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU-AH, ExB, Lemon, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Don't Stand So Close To Me by farkle reviews
Edward Cullen, grad student in Biology, has a wild night with a hot stranger and becomes obsessed. Bella Swan, his student, has a crush and a secret... Things and people are not always what they seem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,198 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19460 - Favs: 12,217 - Follows: 5,587 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hold Me Now by Michael Serpent reviews
[One-Shot] HD SLASH. Draco saves Harry from the Giant Squid and Harry has his own funny way to show his gratitude.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 109 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Fairy Tails erm Tales: reviews
These are my versions of Fairy Tails..erm Tales. They are all slash and usually have Jasper and Edward pairings. They are meant to be fun. I guarantee you will not be able to look at a Fairy Tale story in the same light ever again :D mwa hahahahah :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Missing in Action reviews
My entry for the Foreign Exchange Slash story. Edward is working in a library when in walks Demitri. Suddenly all he can think of is getting out of work and over to Demetri's place for some hot hijinks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Edward, Demetri - Complete
Night out at the theatre reviews
Kelly is being treated out to the theatre by her friend Alice to see Twilight on ice...she's obsessed with Emmett and Felix and um things happen in a dark theatres :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Emmett, Felix - Complete
The Incredible Hulk reviews
Felix's favourite movie contains his heroes Emmett McCarthy and Jasper Hale, it's a porn of course and his dream is to meet them and have some fun...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Felix, Emmett - Complete
Jasper's invisibility gift reviews
Who'd have thought in a world run by vampires that you could turn invisible just by drinking the blood of a rare human...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Jasper, Edward
The horny adventures of the Cullens reviews
Edward is being screwed by his wife Bella but is wishing it was his brother Jasper. THis is a SLASH story, you have been warned. I do not own any of the characters but have had fun writing about them and using them for my sick pleasures :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Alec and Felix reviews
Alec is all alone in his room playing with his nipple clamps and then there's a knock on the door, oh my, who could it be ... oh it's the heartthrob of the Volturi, Felix...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Alec, Felix
Edward and the blindfold reviews
I woke up and found I could not move or see or hear anything around me. I was naked because I could feel air blowing across my body. I tried to cover myself with my hands but found they were tied tightly up above my head;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Edward, Bella
Jasper and the Ghost! reviews
Jasper and Alice have spent a kinky afternoon but just as he's starts feeling horny again he feels a horny presence in the room and assumes it's Alice feeling horny too but...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Jasper, Alice
Carlisle pretends to be Edward reviews
Carlisle goes to check up on Bella after Edward leaves her and hear an unusual conversation while she is sleeping!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
The Horny Adventures Of The Volturi reviews
The private diaries of horny young Alec stuck as a 14 year old forever but having the lustful feelings of a man...course he doesn't know any better than his sister, Jane or the hot stuf Felix...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Alec, Jane
Felix and Sarah go to the cinema! reviews
Sarah is a about to marry Marcus and she's fed up and wants to get out for awhile. She and Felix decide to go to the Cinema...but don't get to see much of the movie...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Felix, Sarah - Complete
Teacher's Desk reviews
Edward didn't do his homework again so he got a detention in Miss Bella Sexpot's class after school...
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Aro's memories of Edward's lustful thoughts reviews
Aro was thinking about a particular thought Edward had while watching her masturbate in her sleep and saying his name
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Aro, Edward - Complete
Romp in the Woods reviews
Emmet was drawn to the dark skinned man in the woods and he had to go investigate why...he was straight, wasn't he?...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete