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Joined 06-28-10, id: 2423511, Profile Updated: 09-27-12
Author has written 37 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter, and Kingdom Hearts.

And I finally took the time to update my profile, get rid of the stuff I don't want anymore and put in stuff that is more relevant. I really didn't need that many copy and pastes.

By the way, my awesome avatar was designed by Pollonium. If you would like her to do one for you, she is more than willing, so give her a go!


Listen to the wrock (wizard rock) band Ministry of Magic. They are absolutely amazing! I especially recommend A Phoenix Lament and The Lighting Struck Tower.

Similarly, I also recommend JenxtheJinx's marauders videos that can be found on Youtube, and all the other cosplays they do - as well as Harry Potter they do Kingdom Hearts, Amnesia, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead and countless others!

Ten Random Facts About Me

1. I can't appreciate abstract art. I just see things as what they are.
2. I'm left-handed.
3. I hate cheese sauce.
4. I am absolutely terrified of fire and dolls.
5. I run around in circles for fun.
6. I always swear in my head, but never out loud.
7. I am not allergic to anything.
8. I have a hole in my heart.
9. My favourite colour is purple.
10. I would love to have a dog.


This is a REAL conversation (well, notes) myself, Pollonium and someone-not-awesome-enough-to-have-an-account (which I will shorten and call Bob) had during English. It's just an insight to our actual lives! (It's not meant to be offensive in any way)

Pollonium: You're not supposed to be doing that yet o.o

Bob: Let me finish da title man!

Pollonium: Yo innit gangsta! You is disin meh

Bob: Doing Jamaican man yeh! Yell good blod

Pollonium: Umm... *slowly backs away*

Me: Am I the messenger person or something?

Bob: No - slave girl! Dun dun dun!

Me: *also slowly backs away*

Bob: I'm not rabid *backs slowly away*

Pollonium: *Falls over, is awkward*

The next day:

Pollonium: Heyyy...

Me: Bonjour

Bob: Salut

Pollonium: Ciao (I'm such a party pooper!)

Me: Cheese is nice

Bob: What the *@$%!!!! soz for bad (well, maddish hahaha!) symbols

Me: Spread the love for cheese!

Pollonium: *Backs away slowly, then falls over again... is awkward*

Don't ask.



Stuff That Made Me Giggle/I felt like doing/I wanted to put on my profile:

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Sorry, won't say this, but from this you could probably work it out

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lucizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Fleur Islington

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Curluung

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (current underwear color, favorite drink): White schloer

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Urroint

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Emily

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): She doesn't have one

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): Annoying Kiwi

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Red Eyepatch

DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the letters:

MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:

A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:

When you rearrange the letters:

HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:

When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:

When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:

When you rearrange the letters:

IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:

When you rearrange the letters:

LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:

When you rearrange the letters:

ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:

When you rearrange the letters:

IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:

When you rearrange the letters:

THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:

When you rearrange the letters:

TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:

WOMAN HITLER

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Across the Worlds by Star Dragon Fire reviews
She was always the Gentle Queen, in every battle the one on the sidelines. But now with Aslan, Caspian and her family all in great danger, it is Susan who must become a warrior and use Diggory's rings to travel across the worlds to save all that she loves
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 112 - Words: 1,360,641 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Susan Pevensie
Letters to Riku by live.die.be reviews
Six months after their return to Destiny Islands, Riku disappeared. Ever since then, Sora has been writing letters to Riku. Post KH2 SoRiku. It has a chapter every day, for 366 days. This also has plot, it isn't just stand alone drabbles.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 174 - Words: 99,831 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sora, Riku
The North Tower Girls by Tallulah Grammar Songstress reviews
[Malory Towers] AU-with-superpowers retelling of canon. Five girls, each with a very different talent, team up to protect each other. But what if their most dangerous enemies come from inside?
Enid Blyton - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 3/15/2014
The Long, Winding Road by Curlscat reviews
Ups, downs, twists and turns, love and hatred. With a couple of new Everafters running about, wars start and lives end. Life for the Grimm family is NOT how it used to be. Pre-7 epicfic featuring Puckabrina getting together in chapter 112. Ch 1: Now contains a prologue! Ch. 127: The Epilogue.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 127 - Words: 345,549 - Reviews: 2407 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 2/16/2009 - [Sabrina G., Puck] - Complete
The Game by NamelesslyNightlock reviews
Seventh year Gryffindors all decide they need a bit of fun and Sirius suggests Truth or Dare, but with a twist. Will it really go for a week non-stop? And what is with the parchment?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,466 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P., Hestia J., Alice L.
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4482 - Favs: 7,206 - Follows: 5,220 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Promises Honored by Robin4 reviews
He made the choice knowing full well what the consequences might be, but expecting death does not necessarily prepare you for hell. In 1981, Sirius Black ignored the dangers to himself and became the Potters' Secret Keeper. Prequel to Promises Unbroken,AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 98,430 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Voldemort - Complete
Time Orbs and Pregnancy by G. Novella reviews
Neville and Harry are freaking out about becoming fathers. When they take a time orb back to their parents seventh year, will their worries be assuaged? Can they handle the stress of seeing their parents and not being able to change a thing? And will their wives ever reach them? What about the ripple effect that is created just by their arrival? What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,599 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Neville L., Harry P.
Perfectionist by KingdomFlameVIII reviews
Sometimes things in life don't go the way you expect them to. Sometimes you're given a small coffee instead of a large. And then sometimes your entire fucking job is just a cover for an underground resistance and your soulmate accidentally popped out the wrong gender. M for language, substance, very slight gore, Sonic the Hedgehog references and adult situations.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,833 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Very Potter Sequel by charmed-star11 reviews
The highly anticipated Sequel for my previous story...it's been a long time coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,195 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Fantastic Adventures of The Marauders by Bittersweet x reviews
In that crazy world they lived in, there was only one thing that they were sure of: that they would be best friends forever. This is their story. A smidge AU here and there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 93,271 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 8/9/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Only Time by Victoria LeRoux reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry is tired. He is offered the chance to rest, relax, and have fun…by going back in time to 1977 and becoming his parents' DADA teacher. But things don't stay relaxing for very long... Adopted from original author
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,350 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., James P.
I Will Always Love You by CeeCee828 reviews
Starting Harry's third year: What if Professor Lupin had 3 children whose other father was none other than the infamous Sirius Black? This is how the story of Harry Potter would have changed. Better summary inside. Now on to Harry's 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 154,982 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/6/2010
Watching A Very Potter Sequel by SerpentWinged reviews
Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore's Army watch A Very Potter Sequel. Rated T for Language! Read it, or Mama Umbridge will pull out her LOVE Handel! Edit: I HAVE RETURNED WITH FRESH INSPIRATION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Book One by lunafan4ever reviews
What would happen if Sirius Black and Severus Snape came across a very interesting book? Not a Sirius/Severus pairing . Other characters will be integrated into the story line eventually. Rated for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,213 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Weightless by Fanatical Alice reviews
Lily Luna Potter falls apart and flies away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Can it be undone? by HollyPotter28 reviews
And all I really wonder is, Can it be undone? Double-Drabble-Poem written for beeabeeon49's 'seven devils' challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
fantasma by BlueEyes444 reviews
She doesn't need his ghosts too.-PansyDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Within A Waking Dream by headagainstthesky reviews
"These are children, mere teenagers… but then again, so are we." A short one-shot of Hermione's POV during Voldemort's first speech at the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Lesson by Kanarah J reviews
Sora has experienced many things during his travels across the worlds; however, learning to kiss was not at the forefront of the list. A reluctant Riku offers to help, but at what cost to their friendship? SK, SR.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,306 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
An Unexpected Gift by Skaterstar57 reviews
Riku's mom signs him up to help out with an orphanage around the Christmas holiday. Riku groans at the idea; he doesn't want to do it. But when we meets a brunet there that is "special" his life is turned upside down. RikuxSora, AkuRoku, LeonxCloud, Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,668 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Riku, Sora
The Unlikely Duo by headagainstthesky reviews
Follow Harry and Co. on a crazy adventure that throws logic down the crapper! Warning: This parody contains heavy use of lame references and lazy plot devices.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It Had to Be You by owlpostagain reviews
If Sora had paid an ounce of attention, though, he would have realized that he'd been a fool for thinking they were completely wrong. two-shot soriku, rated for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,413 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sora, Riku - Complete
April Fools! by Sasparilla123 reviews
Outtake from Remus Lupin: BAMF. Complete and utter crackfic, in which Sirius kills Mary Sue because honestly, the only person who gets to be that ridiculous is HIM. There is no honour in this fic. Only shame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Insidious Institute by GreatKateZonkeyMachine reviews
Are You a Gifted Child Looking for Special Opportunities? Whatever Mr. Benedict has in store, it's got to be better than living in fear of Count Olaf and his dastardly theater troupe - hasn't it?
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Mysterious Benedict Society series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011
Finding Purpose by Queen Charlotte the Courageous reviews
It has been two months since the Battle of Hogwarts and Draco Malfoy feels lost and is being haunted by his past. Can someone help him move on and give him a purpose again? Slight Dramione. One-shot. Part of 'Beeabeeon49's songfic challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vault 712: A Harry Potter Treasury by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE "Harry Potter" secrets before, during, and beyond the books in a list format. 7: "Godparents." 8:"Five Deaths." 9: "Quidditch!" 10: "10 Times Fred Weasley Cried." Starring Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, George, Snape, Luna, Neville, Arthur, Molly, Ted, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,871 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ron the Cow by Haylis reviews
How did Ron become a cow? How did it all end? What happened in between? Read this story, you know you want to!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Falling Inside the Black by Shizuku Tsukishima749 reviews
-VDT Movieverse/Bookverse.- In the wake of being tempted, the Narnian monarchs seek comfort in each other. Oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
And Where I am Going, Everything Goes by Bottle of Smoke reviews
*COMPLETE* Six years after the train crash, Lucy is sent back to Earth to help an unbelieving man. But is there more in store for her than she believes?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,468 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
This Fanfic Is About by Eriyu reviews
"This fanfic is about the cast of Kingdom Hearts comparing notes with the cast of Narnia. Faye Valentine interferes as part of a larger agenda." Such was my writing prompt. Welcome to the result.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010
Rain Shadow by Nitlon reviews
In which the boy who hated everyone met the boy who didn't. AU, RS. Warning: 'noodle' used as a questionable insult in a foreign language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 161,830 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Promises Defended by Robin4 reviews
War has been raging for 22 years. The government is in pieces, the Aurors are crippled, and the Order is struggling to hold the world together. Little stands between Voldemort and victory, save the bonds between four friends. AU. Last in UU trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,073 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Voldemort - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3782 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Afternoon Tea With Lee by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE During the resistance against Voldemort, Lee Jordan earned an audience as the host of "Potterwatch." Now, after the war, he has his own show on the WWN where he's interviewing the most famous witches and wizards of the time. 1: Harry 2: Hermione 3: Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Harry P., Ron W., Lee J. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 283 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Promises Remembered by Robin4 reviews
Sirius is ten years out of his time. Remus is having disturbing visions. James is struggling to hold the world together. Peter is trying to learn how to live without lies. Sequel to Promises Unbroken, AU. Updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 227,851 - Reviews: 2399 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
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Deadly Days reviews
Dumbledore was gone. McGonagall was gone. Their magic had gone. Humanity and civilisation had gone. The marauders in a zombie apocalypse. JPLE and probably will be RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
liberam volare reviews
"Remus hates that his grandmother has to be so contained. Hates that little apartment she had been forced into after her husband died, and knows she hates it too." drabble-thing. Remus/unspecified character. Should be any-ship-friendly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Droplets reviews
It is known that it's the small things that change the course of the future. A glass of water, for example. - Remus/Sirius fluffy one-shot. Some side Lily/James.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Turning Into Girls reviews
Talking about Remus was something that James and Sirius tried to avoid. They usually ended up being embarrassed and (sometimes) emotional. This is one conversation they couldn't avoid. Remmius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Beans, School and Other Happenings reviews
There was a lot of time to talk in Grimmauld Place over the holidays. I'm sure most conversations were deep and meaningful. This one, however, wasn't. Set during Harry's fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Something New reviews
It was the worst Monday Lily Evans had had for a long time. And then it was the best. All because of one James Potter. Jily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lifeless Dolls
They were controlled by the Empress, trying to cleanse the world. Enter Sora, a boy who is beginning to question his loyalties. Enter Riku, a descendant of one who has angered the Empress. Enter an obsession, a revenge and a mystery. SoRiku. Slashy, but no action. One-shot.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Unbelievably Stupid reviews
He's saved the worlds countless times. He's fought off hundreds of Heartless. Now Sora just needs to get the damn computer to work. Supposed to be vaguely humorous.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Letters, Letters, Letters reviews
The marauders write some interesting letters to each other during the holidays. They're bored, they're grounded, and they're being sent on horrible summer holidays with Lucius Malfoy and his peacocks! Including a disastrous game of truth or dare, Sirius getting himself grounded every other day, and Remus trying desperately to deny any ties to Sirius's little cousin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Marauders
My Friends Are Weirder reviews
What happens when Riku somehow manages to get transported into the marauders era. Could be understood if you don't know what Kingdom Hearts is, but you may miss a few things.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Marauders, Riku
Not Roberta, Please reviews
In which Remus discovers that naming a hedgehog is harder than it sounds, and Sirius tried to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Have No Clue What's Going On reviews
AU after Bill and Fleur's wedding. Ambushed after their first date, James Potter and Lily Evans find themselves thrust into the future. When they meet a certain trio on Tottenham Court Road, everything starts going a little crazy... *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,846 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Parody Ever reviews
...Or so says me. A parody of LWW, in which the author is obsessed with caps lock, Edmund is missing a hand and Lucy is just plain awesome. The world is not ready.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012
Tears In His Eyes, Blood On His Face reviews
Aberforth's thoughts before, after and during Ariana's funeral. Written for headagainstthesky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Aberforth D. - Complete
Broken Mirror reviews
All this that had gone wrong – could it be undone? Susan-centric poem, post-Narnia
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Notebook Of Evil and Treacle reviews
In which Mr Padfoot contemplates killing Snivellus, Mr Prongs likes treacle, Mr Wormtail is obvious and Mr Moony would not like to be included in the summary. He is worried he will seem too silly. This is the notebook of evil... and treacle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Marauders
You and I reviews
Blacks are always apart. They are all either acquaintances or rivals. Regulus isn't sure whether that's good or bad. Slight Bellatrix/Regulus, BLACKCEST.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Regulus B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
I Came Back reviews
Because Bill wasn't going to give up that easily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Fudge's Bad Day reviews
Cornelius Oswald Fudge is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - C. Fudge, Dolores U. - Complete
My Last Thoughts reviews
The last thoughts of eight different characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Complete
77 Chapter Challenge reviews
Can YOU write a 77 chapter story? Prompts included. I have prizes! Can either be one big story or lots of drabbles. Read inside for more details.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
Missing You reviews
'I miss you, Riku. I know you'd say that that's stupid, that you're on the same island as me so it's impossible to miss you. But I do.' Riku/Sora, post-KH2
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Harry Potter and the Flying Cheesecake reviews
Ginny Potter leads a lovely life in her lovely house in the lovely town of Godric's Hollow. However, she is hungry and has no food! What will she do? Parody of next-gen fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Schooldays reviews
A parody of Snape's memories in DH2, up to James and Lily's kiss. Because even I can't parody past that. In the style of iheartmwpp's film parodies.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
The Snape Rap feat Nagini in a Bikini reviews
In which the author questions her friend's sanity. Basically something my friend and I came up with when we were watching the Philosopher's stone. It was really quickly written, so don't expect genius!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Severus S., Nagini - Complete
The Road of Temptation reviews
Working as an auror, George is captured and placed in the mysterious 'Ice Chamber'. Is the disembodied voice of Fred trying to save him, or is it leading him to do something he will regret for evermore? AU-ish, canon pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - George W.
Wrackspurts and Ruins reviews
Harry is feeling a little down after the final Battle of Hogwarts. Luna helps him. A short fluffy fic, can be read as friendship or romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Present Meet Past reviews
Dead meet alive! The older marauders meet themselves when they were Hogwarts students! Full explanation inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Marauders
The Random Hedgehog reviews
You know what? I think the asylum might have to be called.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Don't Get Eggy With Da Egg reviews
Lucy hates eggs. Chaos ensues.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The House reviews
Dinah and Sophie Glass struggle to come to terms with country life. But suddenly they find themselves in an action packed adventure. With the help of a strangely regal housemaid, the girls try to help a magical world become the wonderful place it was.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Lucy Pevensie
Random Randomness reviews
Why does Ribena keep appearing in Cair Paravel? And why do people keep appearing out of nowhere? No, I'm not going to tell you. Read to find out.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Kings and Queens of Weather reviews
A poem comparing the Kings and Queens to the seasons.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
One Last Chance reviews
One last chance for Susan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Four reviews
An odd little poem about the Kings and Queens.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Times Tables reviews
Susan tries to teach Lucy her times tables.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Susan Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Gone reviews
A last hope. One-shot, very short.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
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